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Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music ever |
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Glenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from Mortician |
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He wore chains before Slayer and Venom |
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Jacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg |
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If you don't like the Village people- you're fucking gay |
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If you think Jeff Olson was better cowboy- you're fucking gay |
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If you think Ray Simpson was a better cop- you're fucking gay |
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If you think Y.M.C.A. was their best song- you're fucking gay |
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All death metal songs were ripped off from Village People |
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"Evil dead" by Death is actually "Liberation" from the Village People |
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Will Rahmer looks like he should be in the Village People |
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No, Morbid Florist wasn't a reference to Will Rahmer |
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If you think Death were good after their demos- you're fucking gay |
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If you think rape is wrong- you're fucking gay |
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If you think the holocaust wasn't funny- you're fucking gay |
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If you think of Hellhammer as the drummer of Mayhem- you're fucking gay |
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Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, You're gay |