| 歌曲 | Love Rant [Dialogue] |
| 歌手 | Nick Helm |
| 歌手 | Elliot Speller-Gillott |
| 专辑 | Uncle: The Songs |
| [00:00.30] | Do you have a girlfriend? |
| [00:01.15] | No. You have to be in love to have a girlfriend |
| [00:02.64] | Let me tell you about love |
| [00:04.32] | When you're in love, it feels like you're walking on water |
| [00:07.33] | and then you realise |
| [00:08.25] | Oh, hang on, I'm not walking on water |
| [00:09.80] | I'm actually drowning |
| [00:11.23] | Then a shark bites off your foot and you go, "AH! AH! MY FOOT!" |
| [00:15.66] | Then another shark comes along |
| [00:16.83] | and it goes straight for your cock and balls! |
| [00:18.89] | And you're going "Save me! Somebody, save me!" |
| [00:21.81] | Then a seagull plucks you out of the water and you think |
| [00:24.71] | I'm saved! I'm saved! |
| [00:26.31] | and then he drops you on to the jagged rocks |
| [00:28.76] | and you explode like a rotten watermelon |
| [00:31.20] | and there's blood and guts and broken bones everywhere |
| [00:34.25] | and you think "Well, at least it couldn't get any worse |
| [00:36.84] | And then that is when the hyenas come along and eat you up |
| [00:40.29] | and you know what you end up being then, Errol? |
| [00:42.40] | Do you know what you end up being then? |
| [00:43.86] | Just a steaming pile of hyena shit. That's love |
| [00:46.03] |
| [00:00.30] | nǐ yǒu nǚ péng yǒu ma |
| [00:01.15] | méi yǒu nǐ dé xiān ài shàng mǒu rén cái néng ràng tā zuò nǐ nǚ péng yǒu |
| [00:02.64] | ràng wǒ lái gào sù nǐ ài shì shén me |
| [00:04.32] | dāng nǐ xiàn rù liàn qíng shí, jiù gǎn jué nǐ zài shuǐ shàng xíng zǒu |
| [00:07.33] | dāng nǐ jīng jué shí |
| [00:08.25] | ō, děng děng, wǒ bú shì zài shuǐ shàng xíng zǒu |
| [00:09.80] | shì shí shàng wǒ shì nì shuǐ le |
| [00:11.23] | rán hòu shā yú yǎo nǐ de jiǎo nǐ jiào dào a a wǒ de jiǎo |
| [00:15.66] | zhè shí lìng yī tiáo shā yú guò lái le |
| [00:16.83] | zhí jiē guò lái nǐ de |
| [00:18.89] | nǐ shuō jiù wǒ shuí lái jiù wǒ jiù wǒ |
| [00:21.81] | jiē zhe hǎi ōu bǎ nǐ diāo zǒu ér qiě nǐ huì xiǎng |
| [00:24.71] | wǒ dé jiù le wǒ dé jiù le |
| [00:26.31] | rán hòu tā bǎ nǐ rēng dào jù chǐ zhuàng de yán shí shàng |
| [00:28.76] | nǐ jiù xiàng fǔ làn de xī guā zhà le |
| [00:31.20] | xuè hé cháng zi hái yǒu cán pò dì gú tou sì chù fēi jiàn |
| [00:34.25] | nǐ huì xiǎng hǎo ba zhì shǎo qíng kuàng bú huì gèng zāo gāo le |
| [00:36.84] | jiē zhe huì yǒu tǔ láng guò lái bǎ nǐ chī le |
| [00:40.29] | zuì hòu nǐ zhī dào shì shén me le ba, Errol? |
| [00:42.40] | nǐ zhī dào nǐ zuì hòu jié guǒ huì zěn yàng ma |
| [00:43.86] | jiù shì yī duī tǔ láng shǐ zhè jiù shì ài |