[00:11.55] | 成都的天 成都人的地 |
[00:16.57] | 成都人在大都市中演变天气 |
[00:21.95] | 今天我来神戳戳的报道几句 |
[00:50.98] | 乱劈财!乱劈财! |
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[01:00.14] | 二红有喜二红有喜又说一个怪 |
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[01:09.89] | 三星高照三星高照再讲一个怪 |
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[02:05.36] | 想当明星就整一幅墨眼镜戴 |
[02:07.30] | 九九长寿那才叫怪 |
[02:09.62] | 骗婚男女报纸登起神经病都爱 |
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[02:27.19] | 哦嗬 管你娃屁相干 |
[02:29.57] | 成都人的天 成都人的地 |
[02:33.90] | 成都人在大都市中演变天气 |
[02:38.67] | 今天我来神戳戳的报道几句 |
[02:43.68] | 希望这座城市更加美丽 |
[02:48.45] | 成都人的天 成都人的地 |
[02:53.08] | 成都人在大都市中演变天气 |
[02:57.92] | 今天我来神戳戳的报道几句 |
[03:02.63] | 明天希望这座城市更加美丽 |
[03:07.62] | 成都人的天 成都人的地 |
[03:12.19] | 成都人在大都市中演变天气 |
[03:17.02] | 今天我来神戳戳的报道几句 |
[03:21.84] | 明天希望这座城市更加美丽 |
[00:11.55] | cheng du de tian cheng du ren de di |
[00:16.57] | cheng du ren zai da du shi zhong yan bian tian qi |
[00:21.95] | jin tian wo lai shen chuo chuo de bao dao ji ju |
[00:50.98] | luan pi cai! luan pi cai! |
[00:53.29] | jin nian zi de guai shi qing shi lei qi jian jian lai |
[00:55.75] | yi xin jing ni wo men xian shuo di yi guai |
[00:57.70] | er duo shang de tie quan quan chao du ji er shang dai |
[01:00.14] | er hong you xi er hong you xi you shuo yi ge guai |
[01:07.75] | nan ren men ju hui nong si bu ba po niang dai |
[01:09.89] | san xing gao zhao san xing gao zhao zai jiang yi ge guai |
[01:12.34] | mei nv men ta fei cha cha ba lao nan ren ai |
[01:14.53] | si ji fa cai si ji fa cai jian guai bu guai |
[01:22.05] | qi che kai qi mei de wo men zou lu kuai |
[01:24.25] | wu jin kui shou wu jin kui shou que shi you dian guai |
[01:26.77] | he hua chi de nei ku shi chuan zai shen shang mai |
[01:29.20] | liu liu da shun liu liu da shun xi qi gu guai |
[01:51.18] | lao ban kou qian min gong tiao lou wan quan zhuang guai |
[01:53.32] | qi ge qiao a wo shuo wo shuo hai shi you dian guai |
[01:55.75] | qi guan shui guan wa duan ying shuo tui tu ji zhuang guai |
[01:57.95] | ba xian guo hai ba xian guo hai te bie de guai |
[02:05.36] | xiang dang ming xing jiu zheng yi fu mo yan jing dai |
[02:07.30] | jiu jiu chang shou na cai jiao guai |
[02:09.62] | pian hun nan nv bao zhi deng qi shen jing bing dou ai |
[02:12.32] | shi quan shi mei shi qi si ren de guai |
[02:19.71] | ren zao mei nv bian xing nan ren da you ren zai |
[02:22.04] | xia si bei shi qi si huo gai sui bian ni luan ai |
[02:24.68] | gui er lao zi zhao yang xiao sa wo you xian zi zai |
[02:27.19] | o he guan ni wa pi xiang gan |
[02:29.57] | cheng du ren de tian cheng du ren de di |
[02:33.90] | cheng du ren zai da du shi zhong yan bian tian qi |
[02:38.67] | jin tian wo lai shen chuo chuo de bao dao ji ju |
[02:43.68] | xi wang zhe zuo cheng shi geng jia mei li |
[02:48.45] | cheng du ren de tian cheng du ren de di |
[02:53.08] | cheng du ren zai da du shi zhong yan bian tian qi |
[02:57.92] | jin tian wo lai shen chuo chuo de bao dao ji ju |
[03:02.63] | ming tian xi wang zhe zuo cheng shi geng jia mei li |
[03:07.62] | cheng du ren de tian cheng du ren de di |
[03:12.19] | cheng du ren zai da du shi zhong yan bian tian qi |
[03:17.02] | jin tian wo lai shen chuo chuo de bao dao ji ju |
[03:21.84] | ming tian xi wang zhe zuo cheng shi geng jia mei li |
[00:11.55] | chéng dū de tiān chéng dū rén de dì |
[00:16.57] | chéng dū rén zài dà dū shì zhōng yǎn biàn tiān qì |
[00:21.95] | jīn tiān wǒ lái shén chuō chuō de bào dào jǐ jù |
[00:50.98] | luàn pī cái! luàn pī cái! |
[00:53.29] | jīn nián zi de guài shì qíng shì lěi qǐ jiān jiān lái |
[00:55.75] | yī xīn jìng nǐ wǒ men xiān shuō dì yī guài |
[00:57.70] | ěr duǒ shàng de tiě quān quān cháo dù jǐ ér shàng dài |
[01:00.14] | èr hóng yǒu xǐ èr hóng yǒu xǐ yòu shuō yí gè guài |
[01:07.75] | nán rén men jù huì nòng sǐ bù bǎ pó niáng dài |
[01:09.89] | sān xīng gāo zhào sān xīng gāo zhào zài jiǎng yí gè guài |
[01:12.34] | měi nǚ men tā fēi chā chā bǎ lǎo nán rén ài |
[01:14.53] | sì jì fā cái sì jì fā cái jiàn guài bù guài |
[01:22.05] | qì chē kāi qǐ méi de wǒ men zǒu lù kuài |
[01:24.25] | wǔ jīn kuí shǒu wǔ jīn kuí shǒu què shí yǒu diǎn guài |
[01:26.77] | hé huā chí de nèi kù shì chuān zài shēn shàng mài |
[01:29.20] | liù liù dà shùn liù liù dà shùn xī qí gǔ guài |
[01:51.18] | lǎo bǎn kòu qián mín gōng tiào lóu wán quán zhuāng guài |
[01:53.32] | qī ge qiǎo a wǒ shuō wǒ shuō hái shì yǒu diǎn guài |
[01:55.75] | qì guǎn shuǐ guǎn wā duàn yìng shuō tuī tǔ jī zhuāng guài |
[01:57.95] | bā xiān guò hǎi bā xiān guò hǎi tè bié de guài |
[02:05.36] | xiǎng dāng míng xīng jiù zhěng yī fú mò yǎn jìng dài |
[02:07.30] | jiǔ jiǔ cháng shòu nà cái jiào guài |
[02:09.62] | piàn hūn nán nǚ bào zhǐ dēng qǐ shén jīng bìng dōu ài |
[02:12.32] | shí quán shí měi shì qì sǐ rén de guài |
[02:19.71] | rén zào měi nǚ biàn xìng nán rén dà yǒu rén zài |
[02:22.04] | xià sǐ bèi shí qì sǐ huó gāi suí biàn nǐ luàn ài |
[02:24.68] | guī ér lǎo zi zhào yàng xiāo sǎ wǒ yōu xián zì zài |
[02:27.19] | ó hē guǎn nǐ wá pì xiāng gān |
[02:29.57] | chéng dū rén de tiān chéng dū rén de dì |
[02:33.90] | chéng dū rén zài dà dū shì zhōng yǎn biàn tiān qì |
[02:38.67] | jīn tiān wǒ lái shén chuō chuō de bào dào jǐ jù |
[02:43.68] | xī wàng zhè zuò chéng shì gèng jiā měi lì |
[02:48.45] | chéng dū rén de tiān chéng dū rén de dì |
[02:53.08] | chéng dū rén zài dà dū shì zhōng yǎn biàn tiān qì |
[02:57.92] | jīn tiān wǒ lái shén chuō chuō de bào dào jǐ jù |
[03:02.63] | míng tiān xī wàng zhè zuò chéng shì gèng jiā měi lì |
[03:07.62] | chéng dū rén de tiān chéng dū rén de dì |
[03:12.19] | chéng dū rén zài dà dū shì zhōng yǎn biàn tiān qì |
[03:17.02] | jīn tiān wǒ lái shén chuō chuō de bào dào jǐ jù |
[03:21.84] | míng tiān xī wàng zhè zuò chéng shì gèng jiā měi lì |