[00:09.41] | 哎...素芬 |
[00:10.33] | 我们两个摆一哈嘛 |
[00:12.07] | 摆啥子嘛 |
[00:13.40] | 你是我的心 |
[00:16.15] | 你是我的肝 |
[00:18.78] | 你是我的肚鸡眼儿 |
[00:21.40] | 你是我的磕膝头儿 |
[00:23.92] | 你是我的肠肠肚肚儿 |
[00:26.39] | 你是我的人 |
[00:29.12] | 嘿嘿 |
[00:30.02] | 好笑人哦 讨厌! |
[00:42.09] | 这是一个我和素芬的爱情故事 |
[00:46.19] | 当我从一个青沟子变成小伙子的时候 |
[00:50.30] | 就被素芬那雪白 细嫩 溜趴勒身影所迷住 |
[00:56.60] | 从那个时候开始 |
[00:59.03] | 我就决定我一辈子要保护她 |
[01:04.48] | 芙蓉花儿绽放开来粉嘟嘟儿 |
[01:08.17] | 就像我们宽巷子的贾素芬儿 |
[01:11.85] | 妹妹扎起黑漆漆的翘揪揪儿 |
[01:15.50] | 还有一对双眼皮儿 |
[01:19.19] | 素芬 我们两个摆哈哈儿 |
[01:22.92] | 那天你在春熙路吃凉粉儿 |
[01:26.62] | 我就坐在你旁边啃蹄花儿 |
[01:30.49] | 你轻飘飘地瞧了我一眼儿 |
[01:33.92] | 迷死了我傻闷墩儿 |
[01:39.70] | 你是天上的叮叮猫儿 |
[01:43.20] | 我是地下的推屎婆儿 |
[01:46.95] | 你在天上打旋旋儿 |
[01:50.52] | 我在地下撵趟趟儿 |
[01:54.18] | 素芬 我们两个耍哈哈儿 |
[01:57.96] | 想牵你手府南河边转圈圈儿 |
[02:01.76] | 肉麻的话语在嘴边儿 |
[02:05.40] | 很想和你打个啵儿 |
[02:09.06] | 还想和你生娃儿 |
[02:12.32] | 贾素芬 |
[02:13.43] | |
[02:21.12] | 我愿意做你身边的一只蛋塔 |
[02:24.56] | 没得事从早到晚拿给你咬起耍 |
[02:27.26] | |
[02:28.63] | 只要你愿意我绝不彷徨 |
[02:31.90] | 那怕你上茅房 |
[02:33.60] | 噢~~ 我都要永远守在你身旁 |
[02:37.29] | 哎呀 你娃肯定对每个女孩子都是这样子说的 |
[02:41.24] | 好讨厌啊 我不理你咯 |
[02:44.48] | 我亲爱的素芬纳 |
[02:47.88] | 素芬她阴到起笑咪咪儿 |
[02:51.47] | 脸上露出一对酒窝窝儿 |
[02:55.28] | 顺手递过一张纸飞飞儿 |
[02:58.85] | 瓜闷墩儿来哈闷墩儿 |
[03:02.57] | 你是我的心和肝儿 |
[03:06.60] | 好乖的贾素芬 |
[03:08.41] | 你是天上的叮叮猫儿 |
[03:11.81] | 我是地下的推屎婆儿 |
[03:14.98] | |
[03:15.50] | 你在天上打旋旋儿 |
[03:19.19] | 我在地上撵趟趟儿 |
[03:21.97] | |
[03:22.93] | 你是我最爱的女娃儿 |
[03:26.65] | 我愿和你变成花蛾蛾儿 |
[03:30.32] | 只逮虫虫儿 不逮猫儿 |
[03:33.88] | 不听你话是屁娃儿 |
[03:37.68] | 我亲爱的贾素芬 |
[03:45.70] | 故事发展到这里 |
[03:47.37] | 原本是皆大欢喜 |
[03:49.84] | 嗨 那晓得环边边杀出一个弄死都要嫁给我的朱一群 |
[03:55.40] | |
[03:55.95] | 哎呀!素芬一气之下就跑到沿海去了 |
[04:01.04] | 哎! 像我们这些人长帅了命也苦哦 |
[04:07.15] | 哦 卖折儿根的 |
[04:09.59] | |
[04:12.74] | 素芬你要回来吗? |
[00:09.41] | ai... su fen |
[00:10.33] | wo men liang ge bai yi ha ma |
[00:12.07] | bai sha zi ma |
[00:13.40] | ni shi wo de xin |
[00:16.15] | ni shi wo de gan |
[00:18.78] | ni shi wo de du ji yan er |
[00:21.40] | ni shi wo de ke xi tou er |
[00:23.92] | ni shi wo de chang chang du du r |
[00:26.39] | ni shi wo de ren |
[00:29.12] | hei hei |
[00:30.02] | hao xiao ren o tao yan! |
[00:42.09] | zhe shi yi ge wo he su fen de ai qing gu shi |
[00:46.19] | dang wo cong yi ge qing gou zi bian cheng xiao huo zi de shi hou |
[00:50.30] | jiu bei su fen na xue bai xi nen liu pa lei shen ying suo mi zhu |
[00:56.60] | cong na ge shi hou kai shi |
[00:59.03] | wo jiu jue ding wo yi bei zi yao bao hu ta |
[01:04.48] | fu rong hua er zhan fang kai lai fen du du er |
[01:08.17] | jiu xiang wo men kuan xiang zi de jia su fen er |
[01:11.85] | mei mei zha qi hei qi qi de qiao jiu jiu er |
[01:15.50] | hai you yi dui shuang yan pi r |
[01:19.19] | su fen wo men liang ge bai ha ha er |
[01:22.92] | na tian ni zai chun xi lu chi liang fen er |
[01:26.62] | wo jiu zuo zai ni pang bian ken ti hua er |
[01:30.49] | ni qing piao piao di qiao le wo yi yan er |
[01:33.92] | mi si le wo sha men dun er |
[01:39.70] | ni shi tian shang de ding ding mao er |
[01:43.20] | wo shi di xia de tui shi po er |
[01:46.95] | ni zai tian shang da xuan xuan er |
[01:50.52] | wo zai di xia nian tang tang er |
[01:54.18] | su fen wo men liang ge shua ha ha er |
[01:57.96] | xiang qian ni shou fu nan he bian zhuan quan quan er |
[02:01.76] | rou ma de hua yu zai zui bian er |
[02:05.40] | hen xiang he ni da ge bo er |
[02:09.06] | hai xiang he ni sheng wa er |
[02:12.32] | jia su fen |
[02:13.43] | |
[02:21.12] | wo yuan yi zuo ni shen bian de yi zhi dan ta |
[02:24.56] | mei de shi cong zao dao wan na gei ni yao qi shua |
[02:27.26] | |
[02:28.63] | zhi yao ni yuan yi wo jue bu pang huang |
[02:31.90] | na pa ni shang mao fang |
[02:33.60] | o wo dou yao yong yuan shou zai ni shen pang |
[02:37.29] | ai ya ni wa ken ding dui mei ge nv hai zi dou shi zhe yang zi shuo de |
[02:41.24] | hao tao yan a wo bu li ni ge |
[02:44.48] | wo qin ai de su fen na |
[02:47.88] | su fen ta yin dao qi xiao mi mi er |
[02:51.47] | lian shang lou chu yi dui jiu wo wo er |
[02:55.28] | shun shou di guo yi zhang zhi fei fei er |
[02:58.85] | gua men dun er lai ha men dun er |
[03:02.57] | ni shi wo de xin he gan er |
[03:06.60] | hao guai de jia su fen |
[03:08.41] | ni shi tian shang de ding ding mao er |
[03:11.81] | wo shi di xia de tui shi po er |
[03:14.98] | |
[03:15.50] | ni zai tian shang da xuan xuan er |
[03:19.19] | wo zai di shang nian tang tang er |
[03:21.97] | |
[03:22.93] | ni shi wo zui ai de nv wa er |
[03:26.65] | wo yuan he ni bian cheng hua e e er |
[03:30.32] | zhi dai chong chong er bu dai mao er |
[03:33.88] | bu ting ni hua shi pi wa er |
[03:37.68] | wo qin ai de jia su fen |
[03:45.70] | gu shi fa zhan dao zhe li |
[03:47.37] | yuan ben shi jie da huan xi |
[03:49.84] | hai na xiao de huan bian bian sha chu yi ge nong si dou yao jia gei wo de zhu yi qun |
[03:55.40] | |
[03:55.95] | ai ya! su fen yi qi zhi xia jiu pao dao yan hai qu le |
[04:01.04] | ai! xiang wo men zhei xie ren chang shuai le ming ye ku o |
[04:07.15] | o mai zhe er gen de |
[04:09.59] | |
[04:12.74] | su fen ni yao hui lai ma? |
[00:09.41] | āi... sù fēn |
[00:10.33] | wǒ men liǎng gè bǎi yī hā ma |
[00:12.07] | bǎi shà zi ma |
[00:13.40] | nǐ shì wǒ de xīn |
[00:16.15] | nǐ shì wǒ de gān |
[00:18.78] | nǐ shì wǒ de dù jī yǎn ér |
[00:21.40] | nǐ shì wǒ de kē xī tou er |
[00:23.92] | nǐ shì wǒ de cháng cháng dù dǔ r |
[00:26.39] | nǐ shì wǒ de rén |
[00:29.12] | hēi hēi |
[00:30.02] | hǎo xiào rén ó tǎo yàn! |
[00:42.09] | zhè shì yí gè wǒ hé sù fēn de ài qíng gù shì |
[00:46.19] | dāng wǒ cóng yí gè qīng gōu zǐ biàn chéng xiǎo huǒ zi de shí hòu |
[00:50.30] | jiù bèi sù fēn nà xuě bái xì nèn liū pā lēi shēn yǐng suǒ mí zhù |
[00:56.60] | cóng nà gè shí hòu kāi shǐ |
[00:59.03] | wǒ jiù jué dìng wǒ yī bèi zi yào bǎo hù tā |
[01:04.48] | fú róng huā ér zhàn fàng kāi lái fěn dū dū ér |
[01:08.17] | jiù xiàng wǒ men kuān xiàng zi de jiǎ sù fēn ér |
[01:11.85] | mèi mei zhā qǐ hēi qī qī de qiào jiū jiū ér |
[01:15.50] | hái yǒu yī duì shuāng yǎn pí r |
[01:19.19] | sù fēn wǒ men liǎng gè bǎi hā hā ér |
[01:22.92] | nà tiān nǐ zài chūn xī lù chī liáng fěn ér |
[01:26.62] | wǒ jiù zuò zài nǐ páng biān kěn tí huā ér |
[01:30.49] | nǐ qīng piāo piāo dì qiáo le wǒ yī yǎn ér |
[01:33.92] | mí sǐ le wǒ shǎ mèn dūn ér |
[01:39.70] | nǐ shì tiān shàng de dīng dīng māo ér |
[01:43.20] | wǒ shì dì xià de tuī shǐ pó ér |
[01:46.95] | nǐ zài tiān shàng dǎ xuán xuán ér |
[01:50.52] | wǒ zài dì xià niǎn tàng tàng ér |
[01:54.18] | sù fēn wǒ men liǎng gè shuǎ hā hā ér |
[01:57.96] | xiǎng qiān nǐ shǒu fǔ nán hé biān zhuàn quān quān ér |
[02:01.76] | ròu má de huà yǔ zài zuǐ biān ér |
[02:05.40] | hěn xiǎng hé nǐ dǎ gè bo ér |
[02:09.06] | hái xiǎng hé nǐ shēng wá ér |
[02:12.32] | jiǎ sù fēn |
[02:13.43] | |
[02:21.12] | wǒ yuàn yì zuò nǐ shēn biān de yì zhī dàn tǎ |
[02:24.56] | méi de shì cóng zǎo dào wǎn ná gěi nǐ yǎo qǐ shuǎ |
[02:27.26] | |
[02:28.63] | zhǐ yào nǐ yuàn yì wǒ jué bù páng huáng |
[02:31.90] | nà pà nǐ shàng máo fáng |
[02:33.60] | ō wǒ dōu yào yǒng yuǎn shǒu zài nǐ shēn páng |
[02:37.29] | āi yā nǐ wá kěn dìng duì měi gè nǚ hái zǐ dōu shì zhè yàng zi shuō de |
[02:41.24] | hǎo tǎo yàn a wǒ bù lǐ nǐ gē |
[02:44.48] | wǒ qīn ài de sù fēn nà |
[02:47.88] | sù fēn tā yīn dào qǐ xiào mī mī ér |
[02:51.47] | liǎn shàng lòu chū yī duì jiǔ wō wō ér |
[02:55.28] | shùn shǒu dì guò yī zhāng zhǐ fēi fēi ér |
[02:58.85] | guā mèn dūn ér lái hā mèn dūn ér |
[03:02.57] | nǐ shì wǒ de xīn hé gān ér |
[03:06.60] | hǎo guāi de jiǎ sù fēn |
[03:08.41] | nǐ shì tiān shàng de dīng dīng māo ér |
[03:11.81] | wǒ shì dì xià de tuī shǐ pó ér |
[03:14.98] | |
[03:15.50] | nǐ zài tiān shàng dǎ xuán xuán ér |
[03:19.19] | wǒ zài dì shàng niǎn tàng tàng ér |
[03:21.97] | |
[03:22.93] | nǐ shì wǒ zuì ài de nǚ wá ér |
[03:26.65] | wǒ yuàn hé nǐ biàn chéng huā é é ér |
[03:30.32] | zhǐ dǎi chóng chóng ér bù dǎi māo ér |
[03:33.88] | bù tīng nǐ huà shì pì wá ér |
[03:37.68] | wǒ qīn ài de jiǎ sù fēn |
[03:45.70] | gù shì fā zhǎn dào zhè lǐ |
[03:47.37] | yuán běn shì jiē dà huān xǐ |
[03:49.84] | hāi nà xiǎo de huán biān biān shā chū yí gè nòng sǐ dōu yào jià gěi wǒ de zhū yī qún |
[03:55.40] | |
[03:55.95] | āi yā! sù fēn yī qì zhī xià jiù pǎo dào yán hǎi qù le |
[04:01.04] | āi! xiàng wǒ men zhèi xiē rén cháng shuài le mìng yě kǔ ó |
[04:07.15] | ó mài zhé ér gēn de |
[04:09.59] | |
[04:12.74] | sù fēn nǐ yào huí lái ma? |