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作曲 : Anderson, Foreman, Ice Cube |
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I ****** this girl in Talahassee, |
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Doggie style so i named her Lassie. |
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Came on her, florida state clothes, |
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Filled up all her *********** holes. |
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****** this girl from purdue, |
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Came in her hair, ****** up her doo. |
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She was cryin, like tammy faye baker, |
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Her *********** got hotter than a boiler maker. |
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Met Santa's daughter in Baton Rouge, |
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****** up Chris******as like Mr. Scrooge. |
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Dropped her off at LSU |
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Smoked all her ***********, drank all her brew. |
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****** George Bush daughter in Dallas, Texas, |
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Rode that ass just like a Lexus. |
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****** her again in ft. worth |
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Stuck my *********** in her *********** and I started to surf. |
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(CHORUS) |
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Colt 45, Afroman, |
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Tryin to get all the *********** that I can. |
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To the cross country in my Afro van, |
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SMOKIN *********** |
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2X |
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I priced this hooker in Ohio |
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I said, ***********, you too high Ho. |
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I got a cheaper ho in Cincinatti, |
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****** her in the back of my 83 Caddy |
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Broker as hell smokin Newport singles, |
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Came in her ass and said "*********** the Bengals" |
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(afroman rant) |
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SMOKIN ***********! |
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Smokin ***********, State-to-State |
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Beer and munchies got me gaining weight. |
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Missionary style in chilla coffee |
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Little mamma said, "would you please get off me" |
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Beatutiful girl, Iowa City, |
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Roll a blunt fatter than a big fat titty. |
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She sucked my ***********, while she held my thighs, |
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I came in her Iowa Hawk-"Eyes". |
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My *********** went BOING in Des Moines, |
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Going going go-Buckaw! |
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SMOKIN ***********! |
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(CHORUS 2x) |
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Oklahoma, Smoke-lahoma, |
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Buffalo, Puff-alo, |
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Fort Smith, Fort Spliff |
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Smokin *********** |
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Starkville, Sparks-ville |
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Huntsville, Blunts-ville |
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Mississippi, Missi-hippie |
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Alabama, Ala-grama |
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Hatty***********urg, Hattys-herb |
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Burmingham, Burning-ham |
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Smokin *********** |
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North Dakota, North De Quota |
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South Dakota, South De Quota |
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I ran out of rhymes, but i'm... |
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SMOKIN *********** |
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(CHORUS 2x) |