歌曲 | Crazy Rap |
歌手 | Afroman |
专辑 | The Good Times |
[00:00.00] | 作曲 : Foreman |
[00:01.00] | a minute' man. Hey' check this out' tell it. It was this blind man' right? |
[00:04.50] | Man' check this out- it was this blind man' right? |
[00:06.74] | He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick' right? |
[00:09.24] | Hey. He walked past this fish market' you know what I'm sayin'? |
[00:12.48] | He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said' |
[00:16.35] | Woooooo' good morning' ladies. |
[00:20.85] | You like that shit' man? Hey' man' I got a gang of that shit' man. |
[00:24.65] | I tell you what- my man on the guitar' fool on the drums' |
[00:29.25] | everybody just crowd around the mic' I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes. |
[00:33.31] | But first' I'ma start it off like this. Hey' help me sing it' |
[00:37.30] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need. |
[00:42.54] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
[00:47.47] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
[00:52.28] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
[00:57.08] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
[01:01.95] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
[01:06.94] | So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
[01:11.56] | If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will. |
[01:16.42] | Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale. |
[01:21.29] | When the Afroman walked through the white land' houses went up for sale. |
[01:25.85] | Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan. |
[01:30.93] | I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan. |
[01:36.17] | We fucked on the bed' fucked on the flo'' fucked so long' I grew a fuckin' afro. |
[01:40.93] | Then I fucked to the left' fucked to the right. She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white. |
[01:46.05] | I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA! |
[01:50.29] | I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way' until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet. |
[01:55.35] | I ran. I jumped out the back window' but her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4. |
[02:00.24] | Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right. The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night. |
[02:05.11] | But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad' that's the best damn pussy I ever had. |
[02:10.29] | I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time. |
[02:15.16] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need. |
[02:19.03] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
[02:24.08] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
[02:28.45] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
[02:33.81] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
[02:38.43] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
[02:43.61] | So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
[02:48.35] | If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will. |
[02:53.85] | I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair' but damn she looked good. |
[02:58.59] | I took her to my house' cause she was fine' but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine. |
[03:04.33] | I met this lady from Japan' never made love with an African. |
[03:07.57] | I fucked her once' I fucked her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice. |
[03:12.88] | Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia. |
[03:18.06] | Had a big butt and big titties' too' so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo. |
[03:22.74] | See' I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass' and she said' Aiiiiieeee! |
[03:27.85] | Lips was breakfast' pussy was lunch' then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch. |
[03:32.41] | Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said' I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me. |
[03:37.96] | I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices. |
[03:42.77] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need. |
[03:46.20] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
[03:51.19] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
[03:56.25] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
[04:01.43] | I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy. |
[04:06.10] | That country music nearly drove me crazy' but I rode that ass and said' Yes' Miss Daisy! |
[04:11.35] | Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that pussy in a coma. |
[04:15.90] | Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again. |
[04:20.65] | Met a real black girl in South Carolina; fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino. |
[04:25.70] | Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit' so I owe her. |
[04:30.94] | Fucked this girl' down in Georgia; came in her mouth. Man' I thought I told ya. |
[04:35.81] | Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico. |
[04:39.80] | Fine young thing' said her name's Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla. |
[04:45.23] | I wanna get married' but I can't afford it. I know I'ma cry when she gets deported. |
[04:49.91] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need. |
[04:54.15] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
[04:59.40] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
[05:04.14] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
[05:08.95] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
[05:13.62] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
[05:18.55] | So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
[05:23.42] | If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will. |
[00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Foreman |
[00:01.00] | a minute' man. Hey' check this out' tell it. It was this blind man' right? |
[00:04.50] | Man' check this out it was this blind man' right? |
[00:06.74] | He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick' right? |
[00:09.24] | Hey. He walked past this fish market' you know what I' m sayin'? |
[00:12.48] | He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said' |
[00:16.35] | Woooooo' good morning' ladies. |
[00:20.85] | You like that shit' man? Hey' man' I got a gang of that shit' man. |
[00:24.65] | I tell you what my man on the guitar' fool on the drums' |
[00:29.25] | everybody just crowd around the mic' I' ll tell you all these muthafuckin' jokes. |
[00:33.31] | But first' I' ma start it off like this. Hey' help me sing it' |
[00:37.30] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
[00:42.54] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
[00:47.47] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
[00:52.28] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
[00:57.08] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
[01:01.95] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
[01:06.94] | So roll' roll the ' 83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
[01:11.56] | If my tapes and my cds just don' t sell' I bet my caddy will. |
[01:16.42] | Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale. |
[01:21.29] | When the Afroman walked through the white land' houses went up for sale. |
[01:25.85] | Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan. |
[01:30.93] | I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn' t know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan. |
[01:36.17] | We fucked on the bed' fucked on the flo'' fucked so long' I grew a fuckin' afro. |
[01:40.93] | Then I fucked to the left' fucked to the right. She sucked my dick ' til the shit turned white. |
[01:46.05] | I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA! |
[01:50.29] | I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way' until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet. |
[01:55.35] | I ran. I jumped out the back window' but her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4. |
[02:00.24] | Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right. The muthafucker whooped my ass all night. |
[02:05.11] | But I ain' t mad at her prejudiced dad' that' s the best damn pussy I ever had. |
[02:10.29] | I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I' m a fuck that bitch just one more time. |
[02:15.16] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
[02:19.03] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
[02:24.08] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
[02:28.45] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
[02:33.81] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
[02:38.43] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
[02:43.61] | So roll' roll the ' 83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
[02:48.35] | If my tapes and my cds just don' t sell' I bet my caddy will. |
[02:53.85] | I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair' but damn she looked good. |
[02:58.59] | I took her to my house' cause she was fine' but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine. |
[03:04.33] | I met this lady from Japan' never made love with an African. |
[03:07.57] | I fucked her once' I fucked her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice. |
[03:12.88] | Don' t be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia. |
[03:18.06] | Had a big butt and big titties' too' so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo. |
[03:22.74] | See' I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass' and she said' Aiiiiieeee! |
[03:27.85] | Lips was breakfast' pussy was lunch' then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch. |
[03:32.41] | Met Colonel Sander' s wife in the state of Kentucky. She said' I' ll fry some chicken if you just fuck me. |
[03:37.96] | I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices. |
[03:42.77] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
[03:46.20] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
[03:51.19] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
[03:56.25] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
[04:01.43] | I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy. |
[04:06.10] | That country music nearly drove me crazy' but I rode that ass and said' Yes' Miss Daisy! |
[04:11.35] | Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma. |
[04:15.90] | Met this lady in Michigan I can' t wait ' til I fuck that bitch again. |
[04:20.65] | Met a real black girl in South Carolina fucked her ' til she turned into a white albino. |
[04:25.70] | Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit' so I owe her. |
[04:30.94] | Fucked this girl' down in Georgia came in her mouth. Man' I thought I told ya. |
[04:35.81] | Met this beautiful sexy ho she just ran cross the border of Mexico. |
[04:39.80] | Fine young thing' said her name' s Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla. |
[04:45.23] | I wanna get married' but I can' t afford it. I know I' ma cry when she gets deported. |
[04:49.91] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
[04:54.15] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
[04:59.40] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
[05:04.14] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
[05:08.95] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
[05:13.62] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
[05:18.55] | So roll' roll the ' 83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
[05:23.42] | If my tapes and my cds just don' t sell' I bet my caddy will. |
[00:01.00] | hēi, děng yī xià xiōng dì men, shì zhè gè xiā zi duì ba? |
[00:04.50] | zài kàn kàn, shì bú shì zhè gè xiā zi? |
[00:06.74] | tā chēng zhe guǎi zhàng hái zì wǒ gǎn jué liáng hǎo |
[00:09.24] | tā lù guò le hǎi xiān shì chǎng, nǐ zhī dào wǒ zài shuō shí mǒ ba? |
[00:12.48] | tā tíng xià lái, shēn hū xī dào: |
[00:16.35] | ō! zǎo shàng hǎo nǚ shì men |
[00:20.85] | nǐ xǐ huān zhè gè xiào huà ma xiōng dì? wǒ zhè ér kě yǒu yī dǎ zhè zhǒng xiào huà |
[00:24.65] | gēn nǐ jiǎng wǒ xiōng dì dōu wán jí tā, shǎ páo zǐ cái qiāo gǔ |
[00:29.25] | lái, dà jiā dōu lí mài jìn yì diǎn, wǒ bǎ wǒ zhī dào de zhèi xiē shǎ bī de xiào huà dōu jiǎng gěi nǐ men tīng |
[00:33.31] | wǒ lái qǐ gè tóu, gēn wǒ yì qǐ chàng ba xiōng dì, lái ba |
[00:37.30] | yī bǎ kē ěr tè diǎn 45 hé liǎng zhī juǎn yān zhèi xiē jiù zú gòu le |
[00:42.54] | wǒ men kě yǐ shēn yè zài gōng yuán hā cǎo |
[00:47.47] | děng dà má rán shāo qǐ lái le wǒ men yí gè yí gè solo ráo shé xiǎo huáng gē |
[00:52.28] | tíng xià lái qiāo huì ér yān qiāng jiù xiàng Cheech Chong yí yàng, bǎ cí dài cóng zhè ér yí lù mài dào xiāng gǎng qù |
[00:57.08] | juǎn qǐ wǒ de dà xuě jiā, bǎ dà má de jīng hé zhǒng zi tiāo chū lái |
[01:01.95] | hāi fān dào dì yù qù, fēi yuè Palmdale, yòu xiàng dài dùn biān shàng liū bīng de gǎn jué |
[01:06.94] | dōu yáo qǐ lái 83 kuǎn kǎi dí lā kè coup deville |
[01:11.56] | rú guǒ wǒ de chàng piān cí dài mài bù chū qù, wǒ dǎ dǔ wǒ de ài chē kǎi dí lā kè kěn dìng xíng |
[01:16.42] | bàng wǎn de bái sè xiǎo zhèn, tā men bǎ tā jiào zuò dōng biān de Palmdell |
[01:21.29] | dāng wǒ zǒu guò yí kuài nóng dì de shí hòu fā xiàn xīng jiàn qǐ lái de fáng zi quán zài chū shòu |
[01:25.85] | zhèng dāng wǒ zhàn zài jiǎo luò jiào mài wǒ de RAP CD shí, xiè hòu le gè jiào jiǎn de xiǎo gū niáng |
[01:30.93] | wǒ jiù zhè me ràng tā shàng le wǒ de kǎi dí lā kè, yīn wèi wǒ duì tā lǎo bà shì 3K dǎng lǎo dà zhè shì ér yī wú suǒ zhī niubility |
[01:36.17] | wǒ men zài chuáng shàng, yòu dào dì shǎng qù, le nà me jiǔ wǒ de tóu fà dōu dé péng qǐ lái le |
[01:40.93] | rán hòu zuǒ yòu kāi gōng dé le yī fān, tā xī zhuó wǒ de zhí dào wǒ de bái sè chū lái |
[01:46.05] | wǒ xīn lǐ xiǎng zhè gè xiǎo dàng fù a! wǒ de pì gǔ shàng kě quán shì hóng de |
[01:50.29] | wǒ gāng chuān shang yī fú tā bà jiù kāi zhe liàng xuě fú lán zài xià miàn tíng le xià lái |
[01:55.35] | wǒ jiù pǎo dào hòu chuāng yòu pǎo yòu tiào de, dàn shì tā bà 24 xiǎo shí shǒu zài na r |
[02:00.24] | wǒ bèi zuǒ yòu kāi gōng dé zòu le yī dùn, zhè hún dàn biān le yī wǎn wǒ de pì gǔ |
[02:05.11] | dàn wǒ bù guài tā bà bà duì wǒ yǒu piān jiàn zhè TM shì wǒ de zuì měi wèi de le |
[02:10.29] | gǎo le yī dà dài dà má hé yī píng jiǔ, wǒ hái xiǎng yào zài nà gè niū yī cì |
[02:15.16] | yī bǎ kē ěr tè diǎn 45 hé liǎng zhī juǎn yān zhèi xiē jiù zú gòu le |
[02:19.03] | wǒ men kě yǐ shēn yè zài gōng yuán hā cǎo |
[02:24.08] | děng dà má rán shāo qǐ lái le wǒ men yí gè yí gè solo ráo shé xiǎo huáng gē |
[02:28.45] | tíng xià lái qiāo huì ér yān qiāng jiù xiàng Cheech Chong yí yàng, bǎ cí dài cóng zhè ér yí lù mài dào xiāng gǎng qù |
[02:33.81] | juǎn qǐ wǒ de dà xuě jiā, bǎ dà má de jīng hé zhǒng zi tiāo chū lái |
[02:38.43] | hāi fān dào dì yù qù, fēi yuè Palmdale, yòu xiàng dài dùn biān shàng liū bīng de gǎn jué |
[02:43.61] | dōu yáo qǐ lái 83 kuǎn kǎi dí lā kè coup deville |
[02:48.35] | rú guǒ wǒ de chàng piān cí dài mài bù chū qù, wǒ dǎ dǔ wǒ de ài chē kǎi dí lā kè kěn dìng xíng |
[02:53.85] | wǒ zài hǎo lái wù yù shàng de zhè gè mèi zǐ, tā rǎn le yī tóu lǜ fā wò cáo kàn shang qu zhēn kù |
[02:58.59] | wǒ bǎ tā dài dào wǒ jiā yīn wèi wǒ xiǎng tā, dàn shì tā cóng dàng xià chōu chū yì zhī bǐ wǒ hái dà de |
[03:04.33] | zhè gè gū niáng ne shì wǒ zài rì běn yù shàng de, cóng lái méi hé fēi zhōu rén zuò guò ài |
[03:07.57] | wǒ guò yī cì, wǒ guò liǎng cì, wǒ pǐn cháng nà jiù xiàng chī xiā rén chǎo fàn yí yàng |
[03:12.88] | bié tài jīng yà yú wǒ gēn nǐ jiǎng de gù shì, wǒ zài ào dà lì yà shǒu dū pèng shàng de zhè gè nǚ de ne |
[03:18.06] | yě yǒu dà pì gǔ hé dà mī mī, wǒ tiào zhe jìn tā de lǐ jiù xiàng dài shǔ yí yàng |
[03:22.74] | wǒ yù shàng de zhè yí gè nǚ rén lái zì xià wēi yí, wǒ bǎ wǒ de kǎ jìn tā de lǐ, rán hòu tā dà jiào le qǐ lái |
[03:27.85] | zuǐ chún shì zǎo cān, shì wǔ fàn, rán hòu tā de jiù pēn chū xià wēi yí hùn hé guǒ zhī lái le |
[03:32.41] | zài kěn dé jī zhōu rèn shi le shān dé shàng xiào de qī zǐ KFC, tā shuō:" wǒ jiù xíng, wǒ gěi nǐ zhá jī chī" |
[03:37.96] | wǒ sāi jìn tā de zuǐ lǐ, jǐn jí shí kè wǒ gěi le tā wǒ de mì mì hùn hé wù KFC dú jiā xiāng liào |
[03:42.77] | yī bǎ kē ěr tè diǎn 45 hé liǎng zhī juǎn yān zhèi xiē jiù zú gòu le |
[03:46.20] | wǒ men kě yǐ shēn yè zài gōng yuán hā cǎo |
[03:51.19] | děng dà má rán shāo qǐ lái le wǒ men yí gè yí gè solo ráo shé xiǎo huáng gē |
[03:56.25] | tíng xià lái qiāo huì ér yān qiāng jiù xiàng Cheech Chong yí yàng, bǎ cí dài cóng zhè ér yí lù mài dào xiāng gǎng qù |
[04:01.43] | wǒ zài tián nà xī zhōu rèn shi le Dolly Parton, tā de mī mī shàng sǎ mǎn le xuān ní shī |
[04:06.10] | xiāng cūn yīn yuè zhēn de ràng wǒ diān kuáng, dàn wǒ qīng xǐng de wǒ qí shàng nà zhǐ shuō tài bàng le! dài xī xiǎo jiě |
[04:11.35] | zài é kè lā hé mǎ zhōu pèng shàng de nǚ shì bǎ tā de míng cí dòng cí dào hūn mí |
[04:15.90] | zài mì xiē gēn zhōu yù shàng de nà gè gū niáng, wǒ yǐ jīng děng bù jí yào zài nà niū yī cì le |
[04:20.65] | zài kǎ luó lì nà zhōu rèn shi le gè zhēn de hēi rén nǚ hái, wǒ bǎ tā de bái dōu chū lái le |
[04:25.70] | wǒ zài ài hé huá zhōu jiào de zhè gè xiǎo jiě, shì yòng xìn yòng kǎ xiāo fèi de, suǒ yǐ wǒ yōng yǒu tā le |
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