Crazy Rap 歌词
| 歌曲 | Crazy Rap |
| 歌手 | Afroman |
| 专辑 | Sell Your Dope |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : Foreman |
| [00:01.00] | a minute' man. Hey' check this out' tell it. It was this blind man' right? |
| [00:04.50] | Man' check this out- it was this blind man' right? |
| [00:06.74] | He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick' right? |
| [00:09.24] | Hey. He walked past this fish market' you know what I'm sayin'? |
| [00:12.48] | He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said' |
| [00:16.35] | Woooooo' good morning' ladies. |
| [00:20.85] | You like that shit' man? Hey' man' I got a gang of that shit' man. |
| [00:24.65] | I tell you what- my man on the guitar' fool on the drums' |
| [00:29.25] | everybody just crowd around the mic' I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes. |
| [00:33.31] | But first' I'ma start it off like this. Hey' help me sing it' |
| [00:37.30] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need. |
| [00:42.54] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [00:47.47] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [00:52.28] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [00:57.08] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [01:01.95] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [01:06.94] | So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [01:11.56] | If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will. |
| [01:16.42] | Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale. |
| [01:21.29] | When the Afroman walked through the white land' houses went up for sale. |
| [01:25.85] | Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan. |
| [01:30.93] | I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan. |
| [01:36.17] | We fucked on the bed' fucked on the flo'' fucked so long' I grew a fuckin' afro. |
| [01:40.93] | Then I fucked to the left' fucked to the right. She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white. |
| [01:46.05] | I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA! |
| [01:50.29] | I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way' until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet. |
| [01:55.35] | I ran. I jumped out the back window' but her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4. |
| [02:00.24] | Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right. The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night. |
| [02:05.11] | But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad' that's the best damn pussy I ever had. |
| [02:10.29] | I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time. |
| [02:15.16] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need. |
| [02:19.03] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [02:24.08] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [02:28.45] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [02:33.81] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [02:38.43] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [02:43.61] | So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [02:48.35] | If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will. |
| [02:53.85] | I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair' but damn she looked good. |
| [02:58.59] | I took her to my house' cause she was fine' but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine. |
| [03:04.33] | I met this lady from Japan' never made love with an African. |
| [03:07.57] | I fucked her once' I fucked her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice. |
| [03:12.88] | Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia. |
| [03:18.06] | Had a big butt and big titties' too' so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo. |
| [03:22.74] | See' I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass' and she said' Aiiiiieeee! |
| [03:27.85] | Lips was breakfast' pussy was lunch' then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch. |
| [03:32.41] | Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said' I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me. |
| [03:37.96] | I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices. |
| [03:42.77] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need. |
| [03:46.20] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [03:51.19] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [03:56.25] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [04:01.43] | I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy. |
| [04:06.10] | That country music nearly drove me crazy' but I rode that ass and said' Yes' Miss Daisy! |
| [04:11.35] | Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that pussy in a coma. |
| [04:15.90] | Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again. |
| [04:20.65] | Met a real black girl in South Carolina; fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino. |
| [04:25.70] | Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit' so I owe her. |
| [04:30.94] | Fucked this girl' down in Georgia; came in her mouth. Man' I thought I told ya. |
| [04:35.81] | Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico. |
| [04:39.80] | Fine young thing' said her name's Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla. |
| [04:45.23] | I wanna get married' but I can't afford it. I know I'ma cry when she gets deported. |
| [04:49.91] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need. |
| [04:54.15] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [04:59.40] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [05:04.14] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [05:08.95] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [05:13.62] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [05:18.55] | So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [05:23.42] | If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will. |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : Foreman |
| [00:01.00] | a minute' man. Hey' check this out' tell it. It was this blind man' right? |
| [00:04.50] | Man' check this out it was this blind man' right? |
| [00:06.74] | He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick' right? |
| [00:09.24] | Hey. He walked past this fish market' you know what I' m sayin'? |
| [00:12.48] | He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said' |
| [00:16.35] | Woooooo' good morning' ladies. |
| [00:20.85] | You like that shit' man? Hey' man' I got a gang of that shit' man. |
| [00:24.65] | I tell you what my man on the guitar' fool on the drums' |
| [00:29.25] | everybody just crowd around the mic' I' ll tell you all these muthafuckin' jokes. |
| [00:33.31] | But first' I' ma start it off like this. Hey' help me sing it' |
| [00:37.30] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
| [00:42.54] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [00:47.47] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [00:52.28] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [00:57.08] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [01:01.95] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [01:06.94] | So roll' roll the ' 83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [01:11.56] | If my tapes and my cds just don' t sell' I bet my caddy will. |
| [01:16.42] | Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale. |
| [01:21.29] | When the Afroman walked through the white land' houses went up for sale. |
| [01:25.85] | Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan. |
| [01:30.93] | I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn' t know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan. |
| [01:36.17] | We fucked on the bed' fucked on the flo'' fucked so long' I grew a fuckin' afro. |
| [01:40.93] | Then I fucked to the left' fucked to the right. She sucked my dick ' til the shit turned white. |
| [01:46.05] | I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA! |
| [01:50.29] | I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way' until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet. |
| [01:55.35] | I ran. I jumped out the back window' but her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4. |
| [02:00.24] | Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right. The muthafucker whooped my ass all night. |
| [02:05.11] | But I ain' t mad at her prejudiced dad' that' s the best damn pussy I ever had. |
| [02:10.29] | I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I' m a fuck that bitch just one more time. |
| [02:15.16] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
| [02:19.03] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [02:24.08] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [02:28.45] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [02:33.81] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [02:38.43] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [02:43.61] | So roll' roll the ' 83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [02:48.35] | If my tapes and my cds just don' t sell' I bet my caddy will. |
| [02:53.85] | I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair' but damn she looked good. |
| [02:58.59] | I took her to my house' cause she was fine' but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine. |
| [03:04.33] | I met this lady from Japan' never made love with an African. |
| [03:07.57] | I fucked her once' I fucked her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice. |
| [03:12.88] | Don' t be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia. |
| [03:18.06] | Had a big butt and big titties' too' so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo. |
| [03:22.74] | See' I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass' and she said' Aiiiiieeee! |
| [03:27.85] | Lips was breakfast' pussy was lunch' then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch. |
| [03:32.41] | Met Colonel Sander' s wife in the state of Kentucky. She said' I' ll fry some chicken if you just fuck me. |
| [03:37.96] | I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices. |
| [03:42.77] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
| [03:46.20] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [03:51.19] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [03:56.25] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [04:01.43] | I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy. |
| [04:06.10] | That country music nearly drove me crazy' but I rode that ass and said' Yes' Miss Daisy! |
| [04:11.35] | Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma. |
| [04:15.90] | Met this lady in Michigan I can' t wait ' til I fuck that bitch again. |
| [04:20.65] | Met a real black girl in South Carolina fucked her ' til she turned into a white albino. |
| [04:25.70] | Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit' so I owe her. |
| [04:30.94] | Fucked this girl' down in Georgia came in her mouth. Man' I thought I told ya. |
| [04:35.81] | Met this beautiful sexy ho she just ran cross the border of Mexico. |
| [04:39.80] | Fine young thing' said her name' s Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla. |
| [04:45.23] | I wanna get married' but I can' t afford it. I know I' ma cry when she gets deported. |
| [04:49.91] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
| [04:54.15] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [04:59.40] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [05:04.14] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [05:08.95] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [05:13.62] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [05:18.55] | So roll' roll the ' 83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [05:23.42] | If my tapes and my cds just don' t sell' I bet my caddy will. |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Foreman |
| [00:01.00] | a minute' man. Hey' check this out' tell it. It was this blind man' right? |
| [00:04.50] | Man' check this out it was this blind man' right? |
| [00:06.74] | He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick' right? |
| [00:09.24] | Hey. He walked past this fish market' you know what I' m sayin'? |
| [00:12.48] | He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said' |
| [00:16.35] | Woooooo' good morning' ladies. |
| [00:20.85] | You like that shit' man? Hey' man' I got a gang of that shit' man. |
| [00:24.65] | I tell you what my man on the guitar' fool on the drums' |
| [00:29.25] | everybody just crowd around the mic' I' ll tell you all these muthafuckin' jokes. |
| [00:33.31] | But first' I' ma start it off like this. Hey' help me sing it' |
| [00:37.30] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
| [00:42.54] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [00:47.47] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [00:52.28] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [00:57.08] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [01:01.95] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [01:06.94] | So roll' roll the ' 83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [01:11.56] | If my tapes and my cds just don' t sell' I bet my caddy will. |
| [01:16.42] | Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale. |
| [01:21.29] | When the Afroman walked through the white land' houses went up for sale. |
| [01:25.85] | Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan. |
| [01:30.93] | I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn' t know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan. |
| [01:36.17] | We fucked on the bed' fucked on the flo'' fucked so long' I grew a fuckin' afro. |
| [01:40.93] | Then I fucked to the left' fucked to the right. She sucked my dick ' til the shit turned white. |
| [01:46.05] | I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA! |
| [01:50.29] | I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way' until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet. |
| [01:55.35] | I ran. I jumped out the back window' but her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4. |
| [02:00.24] | Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right. The muthafucker whooped my ass all night. |
| [02:05.11] | But I ain' t mad at her prejudiced dad' that' s the best damn pussy I ever had. |
| [02:10.29] | I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I' m a fuck that bitch just one more time. |
| [02:15.16] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
| [02:19.03] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [02:24.08] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [02:28.45] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [02:33.81] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [02:38.43] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [02:43.61] | So roll' roll the ' 83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [02:48.35] | If my tapes and my cds just don' t sell' I bet my caddy will. |
| [02:53.85] | I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair' but damn she looked good. |
| [02:58.59] | I took her to my house' cause she was fine' but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine. |
| [03:04.33] | I met this lady from Japan' never made love with an African. |
| [03:07.57] | I fucked her once' I fucked her twice. I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice. |
| [03:12.88] | Don' t be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia. |
| [03:18.06] | Had a big butt and big titties' too' so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo. |
| [03:22.74] | See' I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass' and she said' Aiiiiieeee! |
| [03:27.85] | Lips was breakfast' pussy was lunch' then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch. |
| [03:32.41] | Met Colonel Sander' s wife in the state of Kentucky. She said' I' ll fry some chicken if you just fuck me. |
| [03:37.96] | I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices. |
| [03:42.77] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
| [03:46.20] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [03:51.19] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [03:56.25] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [04:01.43] | I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy. |
| [04:06.10] | That country music nearly drove me crazy' but I rode that ass and said' Yes' Miss Daisy! |
| [04:11.35] | Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma. |
| [04:15.90] | Met this lady in Michigan I can' t wait ' til I fuck that bitch again. |
| [04:20.65] | Met a real black girl in South Carolina fucked her ' til she turned into a white albino. |
| [04:25.70] | Fucked this hooker in Iowa. I fucked her on credit' so I owe her. |
| [04:30.94] | Fucked this girl' down in Georgia came in her mouth. Man' I thought I told ya. |
| [04:35.81] | Met this beautiful sexy ho she just ran cross the border of Mexico. |
| [04:39.80] | Fine young thing' said her name' s Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla. |
| [04:45.23] | I wanna get married' but I can' t afford it. I know I' ma cry when she gets deported. |
| [04:49.91] | Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that' s all we need. |
| [04:54.15] | We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed. |
| [04:59.40] | And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs |
| [05:04.14] | Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. |
| [05:08.95] | So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. |
| [05:13.62] | Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims. |
| [05:18.55] | So roll' roll the ' 83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. |
| [05:23.42] | If my tapes and my cds just don' t sell' I bet my caddy will. |
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