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Ha ha! |
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Great! |
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I'm the king of excess |
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I'm the sultan of sales |
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I'm the boss of bargains |
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My credit cards they never fail |
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I've got a 700 something on my beacon score |
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Which means I don't own a thing and I can buy even more |
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I'm a buffet-eating, tabloid-reading lovable guy |
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I get the best of the best that my money can't buy! |
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It's a wonderful life! |
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It's a wondferful life! |
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With my readheaded wife (readheaded wife) |
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It's a wonderful life! |
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Yes! |
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I'm the prince of impress |
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Oh I'm the chief of cha-ching (yeah!) |
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Oh I'm better than Julie Andrews |
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I get more than a few of my favourite things |
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I spent 700 dollars but I saved 10 percent |
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On this samurai sword, but I forgot to pay rent |
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I'm a bottom-dealing, system-beating trustworthy guy |
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And I'll break even when my pet pig learns to fly! |
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Hey there fella, gimme a thousand dollars! |
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A thousand dollars, wow, why?! |
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Cause I wanna buy a llama! |
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A llama, why?! |
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Because I can, here's a dime! It's my down payment. |
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Who wants a llama ride? Anybody? Too soon? |
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A-do you need more money? |
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Do you need more cash? (oh yeah) |
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Do you need a bigger house and a big old car |
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And a big old burger in a tiki bar |
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And a big old rocket to reach big old Mars |
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Do ya! |
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Yes! |
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We want more! |
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We want more! |
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We need more! |
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I buy Japanese with my American pride |
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To keep the Joneses at bay I buy four-oh-five |
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I'm a steak-lovin', beer-guttin' huggable guy |
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And I used to be friends with the Magnum P.I. |
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