| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 陳永淘 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 陳永淘 |
| [00:11.720] | （白）阿大陆有个地方，叫做广东。 |
| [00:15.740] | 当然西边就叫做广西了。 |
| [00:28.980] | 在他的北方，有个地方叫做湖南， |
| [00:37.140] | 湖南的北方当然叫做湖北了。 |
| [00:45.980] | 再往北方一点有个地方叫做陕西， |
| [00:55.480] | 陕西的东边呢？哦，他叫陕东。 |
| [01:04.220] | 江西的旧名听起来好象是在骂人，其实他不是这个意思， |
| [01:13.160] | 他叫做赣。哦，我说的是地名。但是我想我唱的是一种人性吧。 |
| [01:35.680] | 这是喝酒以后的开玩笑。打孔翘。 |
| [01:44.760] | 人盲（没）开载（嘴）几（他）就广东广西（讲东讲西） |
| [01:53.410] | 正经问几，几（他）又湖南湖北（胡南胡北）， |
| [02:01.320] | 寻几等手（帮忙），几（他）就陕东陕西（东躲西藏）， |
| [02:09.640] | 酒矸赊到,几就赣南赣北（干南干北）。 |
| [02:17.630] | 食酒讲笑,几（他）是东南西北（天南海北）， |
| [02:25.820] | 食酒讲笑,捱（我）是风花雪月， |
| [02:34.230] | 食酒讲笑,尔是，尔是么胆毛狗， |
| [02:42.070] | 食酒讲笑,鸭嫲打孔翘（笑得象母鸭一样东倒西歪）。 |
| [02:50.200] | 人盲（没）开载（嘴）几（他）就广东广西（讲东讲西） |
| [02:58.260] | 正经问几，几（他）又湖南湖北（胡南胡北）， |
| [03:06.360] | 寻几等手（帮忙），几（他）就陕东陕西（东躲西藏）， |
| [03:14.400] | 酒矸赊到,几就赣南赣北（干南干北）。 |
| [03:22.680] | 食酒讲笑,几（他）是东南西北（天南海北）， |
| [03:30.860] | 食酒讲笑,捱（我）是风花雪月， |
| [03:38.870] | 食酒讲笑,尔是，尔是么胆毛狗， |
| [03:47.040] | 食酒讲笑,鸭嫲打孔翘（笑得象母鸭一样东倒西歪）。 |
| [03:55.100] | 食酒讲笑,鸭嫲打孔翘（笑得象母鸭一样东倒西歪）。 |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : chen yong tao |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : chen yong tao |
| [00:11.720] | bai a da lu you ge di fang, jiao zuo guang dong. |
| [00:15.740] | dang ran xi bian jiu jiao zuo guang xi le. |
| [00:28.980] | zai ta de bei fang, you ge di fang jiao zuo hu nan, |
| [00:37.140] | hu nan de bei fang dang ran jiao zuo hu bei le. |
| [00:45.980] | zai wang bei fang yi dian you ge di fang jiao zuo shan xi, |
| [00:55.480] | shan xi de dong bian ne? o, ta jiao shan dong. |
| [01:04.220] | jiang xi de jiu ming ting qi lai hao xiang shi zai ma ren, qi shi ta bu shi zhe ge yi si, |
| [01:13.160] | ta jiao zuo gan. o, wo shuo de shi di ming. dan shi wo xiang wo chang de shi yi zhong ren xing ba. |
| [01:35.680] | zhe shi he jiu yi hou de kai wan xiao. da kong qiao. |
| [01:44.760] | ren mang mei kai zai zui ji ta jiu guang dong guang xi jiang dong jiang xi |
| [01:53.410] | zheng jing wen ji, ji ta you hu nan hu bei hu nan hu bei, |
| [02:01.320] | xun ji deng shou bang mang, ji ta jiu shan dong shan xi dong duo xi zang, |
| [02:09.640] | jiu gan she dao, ji jiu gan nan gan bei gan nan gan bei. |
| [02:17.630] | shi jiu jiang xiao, ji ta shi dong nan xi bei tian nan hai bei, |
| [02:25.820] | shi jiu jiang xiao, ai wo shi feng hua xue yue, |
| [02:34.230] | shi jiu jiang xiao, er shi, er shi me dan mao gou, |
| [02:42.070] | shi jiu jiang xiao, ya ma da kong qiao xiao de xiang mu ya yi yang dong dao xi wai. |
| [02:50.200] | ren mang mei kai zai zui ji ta jiu guang dong guang xi jiang dong jiang xi |
| [02:58.260] | zheng jing wen ji, ji ta you hu nan hu bei hu nan hu bei, |
| [03:06.360] | xun ji deng shou bang mang, ji ta jiu shan dong shan xi dong duo xi zang, |
| [03:14.400] | jiu gan she dao, ji jiu gan nan gan bei gan nan gan bei. |
| [03:22.680] | shi jiu jiang xiao, ji ta shi dong nan xi bei tian nan hai bei, |
| [03:30.860] | shi jiu jiang xiao, ai wo shi feng hua xue yue, |
| [03:38.870] | shi jiu jiang xiao, er shi, er shi me dan mao gou, |
| [03:47.040] | shi jiu jiang xiao, ya ma da kong qiao xiao de xiang mu ya yi yang dong dao xi wai. |
| [03:55.100] | shi jiu jiang xiao, ya ma da kong qiao xiao de xiang mu ya yi yang dong dao xi wai. |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : chén yǒng táo |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : chén yǒng táo |
| [00:11.720] | bái ā dà lù yǒu gè dì fāng, jiào zuò guǎng dōng. |
| [00:15.740] | dāng rán xī biān jiù jiào zuò guǎng xī le. |
| [00:28.980] | zài tā de běi fāng, yǒu gè dì fāng jiào zuò hú nán, |
| [00:37.140] | hú nán de běi fāng dāng rán jiào zuò hú běi le. |
| [00:45.980] | zài wǎng běi fāng yì diǎn yǒu gè dì fāng jiào zuò shǎn xī, |
| [00:55.480] | shǎn xī de dōng biān ne? ó, tā jiào shǎn dōng. |
| [01:04.220] | jiāng xī de jiù míng tīng qǐ lái hǎo xiàng shì zài mà rén, qí shí tā bú shì zhè gè yì sī, |
| [01:13.160] | tā jiào zuò gàn. ó, wǒ shuō de shì dì míng. dàn shì wǒ xiǎng wǒ chàng de shì yī zhǒng rén xìng ba. |
| [01:35.680] | zhè shì hē jiǔ yǐ hòu de kāi wán xiào. dǎ kǒng qiào. |
| [01:44.760] | rén máng méi kāi zài zuǐ jǐ tā jiù guǎng dōng guǎng xī jiǎng dōng jiǎng xī |
| [01:53.410] | zhèng jīng wèn jǐ, jǐ tā yòu hú nán hú běi hú nán hú běi, |
| [02:01.320] | xún jǐ děng shǒu bāng máng, jǐ tā jiù shǎn dōng shǎn xī dōng duǒ xī zàng, |
| [02:09.640] | jiǔ gān shē dào, jǐ jiù gàn nán gàn běi gàn nán gàn běi. |
| [02:17.630] | shí jiǔ jiǎng xiào, jǐ tā shì dōng nán xī běi tiān nán hǎi běi, |
| [02:25.820] | shí jiǔ jiǎng xiào, ái wǒ shì fēng huā xuě yuè, |
| [02:34.230] | shí jiǔ jiǎng xiào, ěr shì, ěr shì me dǎn máo gǒu, |
| [02:42.070] | shí jiǔ jiǎng xiào, yā ma dǎ kǒng qiào xiào dé xiàng mǔ yā yí yàng dōng dǎo xī wāi. |
| [02:50.200] | rén máng méi kāi zài zuǐ jǐ tā jiù guǎng dōng guǎng xī jiǎng dōng jiǎng xī |
| [02:58.260] | zhèng jīng wèn jǐ, jǐ tā yòu hú nán hú běi hú nán hú běi, |
| [03:06.360] | xún jǐ děng shǒu bāng máng, jǐ tā jiù shǎn dōng shǎn xī dōng duǒ xī zàng, |
| [03:14.400] | jiǔ gān shē dào, jǐ jiù gàn nán gàn běi gàn nán gàn běi. |
| [03:22.680] | shí jiǔ jiǎng xiào, jǐ tā shì dōng nán xī běi tiān nán hǎi běi, |
| [03:30.860] | shí jiǔ jiǎng xiào, ái wǒ shì fēng huā xuě yuè, |
| [03:38.870] | shí jiǔ jiǎng xiào, ěr shì, ěr shì me dǎn máo gǒu, |
| [03:47.040] | shí jiǔ jiǎng xiào, yā ma dǎ kǒng qiào xiào dé xiàng mǔ yā yí yàng dōng dǎo xī wāi. |
| [03:55.100] | shí jiǔ jiǎng xiào, yā ma dǎ kǒng qiào xiào dé xiàng mǔ yā yí yàng dōng dǎo xī wāi. |
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