作曲 : 辽东笑笑生 | |
作词 : 辽东笑笑生 | |
改革春风吹满地,工薪阶层最给力,公交地铁车上挤,练成武功数第一 | |
车厢就像光明顶,各派高手不留情,你会乾坤大挪移,凌波微步我更行 | |
有人自称令狐冲,旁若无人向前拱,还有人叫任我行,加塞占座不留情 | |
最难敌是楚留香,韭菜榴莲赛刀枪,再拎一罐臭豆腐,看谁还敢站身旁 | |
男女身穿学生服,黑风双煞现江湖,旁若无人搂得紧,小小年纪让人服 | |
最狠不过夕阳红,晨练大爷逞英雄,使出大力金刚掌,一架二挡三推搡 | |
买菜大妈武功高,会练九阴白骨爪,要是看谁不顺眼,连骂带打一顿挠 | |
挤挤更健康,挤挤更健康,公交地铁变身移动练武场(嘿,哈) | |
挤挤更强壮,挤挤更强壮,强身健体同时增加肺活量 | |
公交地铁大擂台,有种你就来(来就来,谁怕谁啊) | |
早晚高峰挤车厢,丐帮弟子来捧场,再苦再累都不怕,自备麦克和音响 | |
先亮千里传音嗓,再伸要钱十八掌,提醒大家献爱心,支持公交好声音 | |
金毛狮王杀马特,穿着打扮最奇特,手机通话狮吼功,必须远躲防耳聋 | |
聪明要数黄飞鸿,占座技术很轻松,脱鞋亮出无影脚,熏得大家向后跑 | |
最缺德是田伯光,美女身旁手乱放,抓住就该一顿踢,直接踹他进牢房 | |
要问谁最牛哄哄,还数重阳中神通,无论车厢有多挤,抓住手机不放松 | |
堵着车门似打坐,任何信息不错过,智能手机一阳指,只顾低头戳戳戳 | |
挤挤更健康,挤挤更健康,公交地铁变身移动练武场 | |
挤挤更强壮,挤挤更强壮,强身健体同时增加肺活量 | |
挤挤更健康,挤挤更健康,乾坤挪移凌波微步降龙十八掌 | |
挤挤更强壮,挤挤更强壮,谁说咱小草根没力量 | |
你也挤啊我也挤,大家必须斗到底,人在江湖身不由己,玩的不是效率是脾气 | |
你也嫌堵我也嫌堵,大家都在声声诉苦,天天都练凌波微步,心情要比路还堵 | |
我和你什么仇什么怨?! |
zuo qu : liao dong xiao xiao sheng | |
zuo ci : liao dong xiao xiao sheng | |
gai ge chun feng chui man di, gong xin jie ceng zui gei li, gong jiao di tie che shang ji, lian cheng wu gong shu di yi | |
che xiang jiu xiang guang ming ding, ge pai gao shou bu liu qing, ni hui qian kun da nuo yi, ling bo wei bu wo geng xing | |
you ren zi cheng ling hu chong, pang ruo wu ren xiang qian gong, hai you ren jiao ren wo xing, jia sai zhan zuo bu liu qing | |
zui nan di shi chu liu xiang, jiu cai liu lian sai dao qiang, zai lin yi guan chou dou fu, kan shui hai gan zhan shen pang | |
nan nv shen chuan xue sheng fu, hei feng shuang sha xian jiang hu, pang ruo wu ren lou de jin, xiao xiao nian ji rang ren fu | |
zui hen bu guo xi yang hong, chen lian da ye cheng ying xiong, shi chu da li jin gang zhang, yi jia er dang san tui sang | |
mai cai da ma wu gong gao, hui lian jiu yin bai gu zhao, yao shi kan shui bu shun yan, lian ma dai da yi dun nao | |
ji ji geng jian kang, ji ji geng jian kang, gong jiao di tie bian shen yi dong lian wu chang hei, ha | |
ji ji geng qiang zhuang, ji ji geng qiang zhuang, qiang shen jian ti tong shi zeng jia fei huo liang | |
gong jiao di tie da lei tai, you zhong ni jiu lai lai jiu lai, shui pa shui a | |
zao wan gao feng ji che xiang, gai bang di zi lai peng chang, zai ku zai lei dou bu pa, zi bei mai ke he yin xiang | |
xian liang qian li chuan yin sang, zai shen yao qian shi ba zhang, ti xing da jia xian ai xin, zhi chi gong jiao hao sheng yin | |
jin mao shi wang sha ma te, chuan zhe da ban zui qi te, shou ji tong hua shi hou gong, bi xu yuan duo fang er long | |
cong ming yao shu huang fei hong, zhan zuo ji shu hen qing song, tuo xie liang chu wu ying jiao, xun de da jia xiang hou pao | |
zui que de shi tian bo guang, mei nv shen pang shou luan fang, zhua zhu jiu gai yi dun ti, zhi jie chuai ta jin lao fang | |
yao wen shui zui niu hong hong, hai shu chong yang zhong shen tong, wu lun che xiang you duo ji, zhua zhu shou ji bu fang song | |
du zhe che men shi da zuo, ren he xin xi bu cuo guo, zhi neng shou ji yi yang zhi, zhi gu di tou chuo chuo chuo | |
ji ji geng jian kang, ji ji geng jian kang, gong jiao di tie bian shen yi dong lian wu chang | |
ji ji geng qiang zhuang, ji ji geng qiang zhuang, qiang shen jian ti tong shi zeng jia fei huo liang | |
ji ji geng jian kang, ji ji geng jian kang, qian kun nuo yi ling bo wei bu xiang long shi ba zhang | |
ji ji geng qiang zhuang, ji ji geng qiang zhuang, shui shuo zan xiao cao gen mei li liang | |
ni ye ji a wo ye ji, da jia bi xu dou dao di, ren zai jiang hu shen bu you ji, wan de bu shi xiao lv shi pi qi | |
ni ye xian du wo ye xian du, da jia dou zai sheng sheng su ku, tian tian du lian ling bo wei bu, xin qing yao bi lu hai du | |
wo he ni shen me chou shen me yuan?! |
zuò qǔ : liáo dōng xiào xiào shēng | |
zuò cí : liáo dōng xiào xiào shēng | |
gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì, gōng xīn jiē céng zuì gěi lì, gōng jiāo dì tiě chē shàng jǐ, liàn chéng wǔ gōng shù dì yī | |
chē xiāng jiù xiàng guāng míng dǐng, gè pài gāo shǒu bù liú qíng, nǐ huì qián kūn dà nuó yí, líng bō wēi bù wǒ gēng xíng | |
yǒu rén zì chēng líng hú chōng, páng ruò wú rén xiàng qián gǒng, hái yǒu rén jiào rèn wǒ xíng, jiā sāi zhàn zuò bù liú qíng | |
zuì nán dí shì chǔ liú xiāng, jiǔ cài liú lián sài dāo qiāng, zài līn yī guàn chòu dòu fǔ, kàn shuí hái gǎn zhàn shēn páng | |
nán nǚ shēn chuān xué shēng fú, hēi fēng shuāng shā xiàn jiāng hú, páng ruò wú rén lǒu dé jǐn, xiǎo xiǎo nián jì ràng rén fú | |
zuì hěn bù guò xī yáng hóng, chén liàn dà yé chěng yīng xióng, shǐ chū dà lì jīn gāng zhǎng, yī jià èr dǎng sān tuī sǎng | |
mǎi cài dà mā wǔ gōng gāo, huì liàn jiǔ yīn bái gǔ zhǎo, yào shì kàn shuí bù shùn yǎn, lián mà dài dǎ yī dùn náo | |
jǐ jǐ gèng jiàn kāng, jǐ jǐ gèng jiàn kāng, gōng jiāo dì tiě biàn shēn yí dòng liàn wǔ chǎng hēi, hā | |
jǐ jǐ gèng qiáng zhuàng, jǐ jǐ gèng qiáng zhuàng, qiáng shēn jiàn tǐ tóng shí zēng jiā fèi huó liàng | |
gōng jiāo dì tiě dà lèi tái, yǒu zhǒng nǐ jiù lái lái jiù lái, shuí pà shuí a | |
zǎo wǎn gāo fēng jǐ chē xiāng, gài bāng dì zǐ lái pěng chǎng, zài kǔ zài lèi dōu bù pà, zì bèi mài kè hé yīn xiǎng | |
xiān liàng qiān lǐ chuán yīn sǎng, zài shēn yào qián shí bā zhǎng, tí xǐng dà jiā xiàn ài xīn, zhī chí gōng jiāo hǎo shēng yīn | |
jīn máo shī wáng shā mǎ tè, chuān zhe dǎ bàn zuì qí tè, shǒu jī tōng huà shī hǒu gōng, bì xū yuǎn duǒ fáng ěr lóng | |
cōng míng yào shù huáng fēi hóng, zhàn zuò jì shù hěn qīng sōng, tuō xié liàng chū wú yǐng jiǎo, xūn dé dà jiā xiàng hòu pǎo | |
zuì quē dé shì tián bó guāng, měi nǚ shēn páng shǒu luàn fàng, zhuā zhù jiù gāi yī dùn tī, zhí jiē chuài tā jìn láo fáng | |
yào wèn shuí zuì niú hǒng hǒng, hái shù chóng yáng zhōng shén tōng, wú lùn chē xiāng yǒu duō jǐ, zhuā zhù shǒu jī bù fàng sōng | |
dǔ zhe chē mén shì dǎ zuò, rèn hé xìn xī bù cuò guò, zhì néng shǒu jī yī yáng zhǐ, zhǐ gù dī tóu chuō chuō chuō | |
jǐ jǐ gèng jiàn kāng, jǐ jǐ gèng jiàn kāng, gōng jiāo dì tiě biàn shēn yí dòng liàn wǔ chǎng | |
jǐ jǐ gèng qiáng zhuàng, jǐ jǐ gèng qiáng zhuàng, qiáng shēn jiàn tǐ tóng shí zēng jiā fèi huó liàng | |
jǐ jǐ gèng jiàn kāng, jǐ jǐ gèng jiàn kāng, qián kūn nuó yí líng bō wēi bù xiáng lóng shí bā zhǎng | |
jǐ jǐ gèng qiáng zhuàng, jǐ jǐ gèng qiáng zhuàng, shuí shuō zán xiǎo cǎo gēn méi lì liàng | |
nǐ yě jǐ a wǒ yě jǐ, dà jiā bì xū dòu dào dǐ, rén zài jiāng hú shēn bù yóu jǐ, wán de bú shì xiào lǜ shì pí qì | |
nǐ yě xián dǔ wǒ yě xián dǔ, dà jiā dōu zài shēng shēng sù kǔ, tiān tiān dū liàn líng bō wēi bù, xīn qíng yào bǐ lù hái dǔ | |
wǒ hé nǐ shén me chóu shén me yuàn?! |