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| [00:08.61] | 【哲学】yeah boy♂ |
| [00:09.22] | FFFFF FA♂Q |
| [00:10.76] | yeah boy♂ |
| [00:11.59] | 啊啊啊啊啊 啊 |
| [00:13.19] | 我们一起拉♂大♂便♂ |
| [00:15.15] | 啊啊啊 |
| [00:16.49] | 呃 呃 呃 |
| [00:17.00] | 【元首】渣渣 渣 渣渣 渣渣渣 |
| [00:17.96] | 渣 渣渣 渣渣渣 |
| [00:19.52] | 渣 渣渣 渣渣 渣渣渣渣 渣渣！ |
| [00:22.05] | 【铁道】信了 |
| [00:22.30] | 【刘醒】吔屎 |
| [00:23.01] | 【铁道】奇迹 |
| [00:23.65] | 【女装山脉】yooooooooooooooooooooo |
| [00:25.93] | 【葛平】八百标兵奔北坡 |
| [00:27.01] | 北坡炮兵并排跑 |
| [00:28.07] | 炮兵怕把标兵碰 |
| [00:29.23] | 标兵怕碰炮兵炮 |
| [00:30.17] | 【游泳教练】男性经验 |
| [00:30.92] | yo |
| [00:31.46] | 与生俱来 |
| [00:32.33] | jiu jiu jiu×5 |
| [00:34.25] | 【久本】……已经8年 |
| [00:36.43] | 得到这个新人赏很幸福啊 |
| [00:39.14] | （久本蓄力中……） |
| [00:40.79] | 啪 啪 啪啪 啪 啪啪啪 啪 啪 |
| [00:42.86] | 【日非】坷垃 坷垃 我要金坷垃 |
| [00:45.03] | 没有 金坷垃 怎么种 庄稼 |
| [00:47.11] | 金坷垃 不流失 不蒸发 零浪费 |
| [00:49.17] | 能吸收 两米下 氮磷钾 一千八 |
| [00:51.39] | 【松冈修造】日落了 你现在也很消沉吧？ |
| [00:53.65] | 大丈夫！因为你就是———— |
| [00:55.74] | （导师蓄力中……） |
| [00:58.89] | 太阳啊！ |
| [00:59.56] | 哈！蛤！这——并不可笑嘛 |
| [01:01.77] | 蛤！哈！这——你只穿内裤 |
| [01:03.80] | 吼 嚯嚯 嚯嚯嚯嚯 嚯嚯 嚯嚯嚯嚯 |
| [01:05.21] | 哈！蛤！哈！ |
| [01:07.51] | 啪啪啪 |
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| [01:10.48] | 【草彅刚】五点了啊！ |
| [01:12.15] | 撕×8 |
| [01:14.70] | 咔×12 |
| [01:16.77] | 【MC石头】hello 大家好 |
| [01:18.45] | 我依然是来自你们最熟悉的那个好朋友MC石头 |
| [01:22.83] | 最近呢，我发现一些也叫做MC石头的人 |
| [01:27.73] | 在这里，我想对那些冒充我的人说： |
| [01:31.88] | Thank you！ |
| [01:33.48] | 【德国boy】有节操！有节操！ |
| [01:34.89] | （砸键盘×5） |
| [01:38.25] | 我练功 发自真心！ |
| [01:40.28] | 呀！！！！！！！ |
| [01:42.17] | 【克莱博斯】元首…… |
| [01:43.76] | 【约德尔】史坦因纳他…… |
| [01:44.35] | 【元首】这×5 星期 |
| [01:46.65] | 渣渣 搞×4 比利 |
| [01:48.61] | 斯大林 富兰克林 偶爱他们！ |
| [01:50.76] | 【蓝蓝路】I'm lovin' it |
| [01:51.93] | 呼呼呼呼呼呼呼 |
| [01:53.13] | 哈哈哈 哈哈哈 哈哈哈 呼 |
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| [01:57.26] | 这本书以前看过啊…… |
| [01:59.22] | 【刘醒】吔×3 吔屎啦！梁非凡！ |
| [02:01.36] | 再听不到我就继续讲！ |
| [02:03.22] | 【梁非凡】啊？ |
| [02:03.71] | 【刘醒】吔×9 梁非凡 |
| [02:05.83] | 【非凡正在为您清理桌面】喵！！！！ |
| [02:07.82] | 【路西法】Enoch |
| [02:08.27] | 那家伙从最开始就是 |
| [02:09.83] | Enoch |
| [02:10.42] | 对你们来说大概是 |
| [02:12.44] | 明日的事吧 |
| [02:14.13] | （装备爆裂*6） |
| [02:15.99] | 这样 这样 这样 这样 这样 |
| [02:17.40] | 装备 装备 装备 装备 装备 |
| [02:18.48] | 这样的装备大丈夫吗？？ |
| [02:20.46] | 【Enoch】大丈夫，萌大奶！ |
| [02:21.03] | 大丈夫呀！ |
| [02:22.82] | 请给我最好的金坷垃！ |
| [02:25.99] | 【蓝蓝路】喂喂？ |
| [02:29.63] | 元首摔笔中…… |
| [02:44.21] | 【老中医】免费 的 坐骨神经痛 |
| [02:45.78] | 就是 腰痛 疼痛 肢体疼痛 |
| [02:47.93] | 有这款情形请打免费电话 |
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| [02:55.69] | 705 75757 08080 |
| [02:58.02] | 00 66 333 Thank you！ |
| [03:01.21] | 【金馆长】蛤×12 |
| [03:04.81] | （糟了，嗓音没调整好……）蛤蛤！ |
| [03:05.40] | 哈×13 |
| [03:09.80] | 哈×14 |
| [03:13.98] | 哈×13 |
| [03:17.59] | 【戈培尔】嘿 BIU！ |
| [03:18.44] | 你晓不晓得你的小三搞不了我啊 |
| [03:19.80] | 嘿 BIU！ |
| [03:20.49] | 你们这群魂淡 必须撸到圣诞！ |
| [03:22.06] | 【元首】嘿！ |
| [03:22.28] | 几万个嫂夫人都挨个来blow blow blow |
| [03:25.51] | 【众人】嘿！嘿！嘿！ |
| [03:26.11] | 【赫尔曼·飞过来】元首身边的每个人都知道那是 范特西！ |
| [03:30.35] | 【元首】渣渣！渣渣！ |
| [03:31.39] | 【戈培尔】尼玛！尼玛！ |
| [03:32.61] | 【元首】这anger 史坦纳他喷粪！ |
| [03:34.56] | 【草彅刚】满足！满足！ |
| [03:36.72] | 满足！满足！ |
| [03:38.64] | 哈！！ |
| [03:39.04] | 马上就5点了啊！ |
| [03:41.28] | 爸！！爸！！爸！！ |
| [03:42.57] | 5点啦！！！！ |
| [03:43.05] | 哒哒哒哔哔哒哔哔哒哒哒哒哒哒哔哔哒哔哔哒哒哒哒哒哒哔哔哒哔哔哒哒哒 哔哔哔哔哔 |
| [03:47.48] | 砸墙×n |
| [03:50.58] | 别再给我来了…… |
| [03:51.33] | 【元首】渣*11 |
| [03:55.37] | 渣*9 |
| [03:59.94] | 渣*11 |
| [04:04.11] | 渣*9 |
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| [00:08.61] | zhe xue yeah boy |
| [00:09.22] | FFFFF FA Q |
| [00:10.76] | yeah boy |
| [00:11.59] | a a a a a a |
| [00:13.19] | wo men yi qi la da bian |
| [00:15.15] | a a a |
| [00:16.49] | e e e |
| [00:17.00] | yuan shou zha zha zha zha zha zha zha zha |
| [00:17.96] | zha zha zha zha zha zha |
| [00:19.52] | zha zha zha zha zha zha zha zha zha zha zha! |
| [00:22.05] | tie dao xin le |
| [00:22.30] | liu xing ye shi |
| [00:23.01] | tie dao qi ji |
| [00:23.65] | nv zhuang shan mai yooooooooooooooooooooo |
| [00:25.93] | ge ping ba bai biao bing ben bei po |
| [00:27.01] | bei po pao bing bing pai pao |
| [00:28.07] | pao bing pa ba biao bing peng |
| [00:29.23] | biao bing pa peng pao bing pao |
| [00:30.17] | you yong jiao lian nan xing jing yan |
| [00:30.92] | yo |
| [00:31.46] | yu sheng ju lai |
| [00:32.33] | jiu jiu jiu 5 |
| [00:34.25] | jiu ben yi jing 8 nian |
| [00:36.43] | de dao zhe ge xin ren shang hen xing fu a |
| [00:39.14] | jiu ben xu li zhong |
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| [00:42.86] | ri fei ke la ke la wo yao jin ke la |
| [00:45.03] | mei you jin ke la zen me zhong zhuang jia |
| [00:47.11] | jin ke la bu liu shi bu zheng fa ling lang fei |
| [00:49.17] | neng xi shou liang mi xia dan lin jia yi qian ba |
| [00:51.39] | song gang xiu zao ri luo le ni xian zai ye hen xiao chen ba? |
| [00:53.65] | da zhang fu! yin wei ni jiu shi |
| [00:55.74] | dao shi xu li zhong |
| [00:58.89] | tai yang a! |
| [00:59.56] | ha! ha! zhe bing bu ke xiao ma |
| [01:01.77] | ha! ha! zhe ni zhi chuan nei ku |
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| [01:05.21] | ha! ha! ha! |
| [01:07.51] | pa pa pa |
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| [01:10.48] | cao jian gang wu dian le a! |
| [01:12.15] | si 8 |
| [01:14.70] | ka 12 |
| [01:16.77] | MC shi tou hello da jia hao |
| [01:18.45] | wo yi ran shi lai zi ni men zui shu xi de na ge hao peng you MC shi tou |
| [01:22.83] | zui jin ne, wo fa xian yi xie ye jiao zuo MC shi tou de ren |
| [01:27.73] | zai zhe li, wo xiang dui nei xie mao chong wo de ren shuo: |
| [01:31.88] | Thank you! |
| [01:33.48] | de guo boy you jie cao! you jie cao! |
| [01:34.89] | za jian pan 5 |
| [01:38.25] | wo lian gong fa zi zhen xin! |
| [01:40.28] | ya!!!!!!! |
| [01:42.17] | ke lai bo si yuan shou |
| [01:43.76] | yue de er shi tan yin na ta |
| [01:44.35] | yuan shou zhe 5 xing qi |
| [01:46.65] | zha zha gao 4 bi li |
| [01:48.61] | si da lin fu lan ke lin ou ai ta men! |
| [01:50.76] | lan lan lu I' m lovin' it |
| [01:51.93] | hu hu hu hu hu hu hu |
| [01:53.13] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hu |
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| [01:57.26] | zhe ben shu yi qian kan guo a |
| [01:59.22] | liu xing ye 3 ye shi la! liang fei fan! |
| [02:01.36] | zai ting bu dao wo jiu ji xu jiang! |
| [02:03.22] | liang fei fan a? |
| [02:03.71] | liu xing ye 9 liang fei fan |
| [02:05.83] | fei fan zheng zai wei nin qing li zhuo mian miao!!!! |
| [02:07.82] | lu xi fa Enoch |
| [02:08.27] | na jia huo cong zui kai shi jiu shi |
| [02:09.83] | Enoch |
| [02:10.42] | dui ni men lai shuo da gai shi |
| [02:12.44] | ming ri de shi ba |
| [02:14.13] | zhuang bei bao lie 6 |
| [02:15.99] | zhe yang zhe yang zhe yang zhe yang zhe yang |
| [02:17.40] | zhuang bei zhuang bei zhuang bei zhuang bei zhuang bei |
| [02:18.48] | zhe yang de zhuang bei da zhang fu ma?? |
| [02:20.46] | Enoch da zhang fu, meng da nai! |
| [02:21.03] | da zhang fu ya! |
| [02:22.82] | qing gei wo zui hao de jin ke la! |
| [02:25.99] | lan lan lu wei wei? |
| [02:29.63] | yuan shou shuai bi zhong |
| [02:44.21] | lao zhong yi mian fei de zuo gu shen jing tong |
| [02:45.78] | jiu shi yao tong teng tong zhi ti teng tong |
| [02:47.93] | you zhe kuan qing xing qing da mian fei dian hua |
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| [02:54.13] | 67878 75757 08080 |
| [02:55.69] | 705 75757 08080 |
| [02:58.02] | 00 66 333 Thank you! |
| [03:01.21] | jin guan zhang ha 12 |
| [03:04.81] | zao le, sang yin mei tiao zheng hao ha ha! |
| [03:05.40] | ha 13 |
| [03:09.80] | ha 14 |
| [03:13.98] | ha 13 |
| [03:17.59] | ge pei er hei BIU! |
| [03:18.44] | ni xiao bu xiao de ni de xiao san gao bu liao wo a |
| [03:19.80] | hei BIU! |
| [03:20.49] | ni men zhe qun hun dan bi xu lu dao sheng dan! |
| [03:22.06] | yuan shou hei! |
| [03:22.28] | ji wan ge sao fu ren dou ai ge lai blow blow blow |
| [03:25.51] | zhong ren hei! hei! hei! |
| [03:26.11] | he er man fei guo lai yuan shou shen bian de mei ge ren dou zhi dao na shi fan te xi! |
| [03:30.35] | yuan shou zha zha! zha zha! |
| [03:31.39] | ge pei er ni ma! ni ma! |
| [03:32.61] | yuan shou zhe anger shi tan na ta pen fen! |
| [03:34.56] | cao jian gang man zu! man zu! |
| [03:36.72] | man zu! man zu! |
| [03:38.64] | ha!! |
| [03:39.04] | ma shang jiu 5 dian le a! |
| [03:41.28] | ba!! ba!! ba!! |
| [03:42.57] | 5 dian la!!!! |
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| [03:47.48] | za qiang n |
| [03:50.58] | bie zai gei wo lai le |
| [03:51.33] | yuan shou zha 11 |
| [03:55.37] | zha 9 |
| [03:59.94] | zha 11 |
| [04:04.11] | zha 9 |
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| [00:06.50] | OK, let' s begin |
| [00:08.61] | zhé xué yeah boy |
| [00:09.22] | FFFFF FA Q |
| [00:10.76] | yeah boy |
| [00:11.59] | a a a a a a |
| [00:13.19] | wǒ men yì qǐ là dà biàn |
| [00:15.15] | a a a |
| [00:16.49] | è è è |
| [00:17.00] | yuán shǒu zhā zhā zhā zhā zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [00:17.96] | zhā zhā zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [00:19.52] | zhā zhā zhā zhā zhā zhā zhā zhā zhā zhā zhā! |
| [00:22.05] | tiě dào xìn le |
| [00:22.30] | liú xǐng yě shǐ |
| [00:23.01] | tiě dào qí jī |
| [00:23.65] | nǚ zhuāng shān mài yooooooooooooooooooooo |
| [00:25.93] | gé píng bā bǎi biāo bīng bēn běi pō |
| [00:27.01] | běi pō pào bīng bìng pái pǎo |
| [00:28.07] | pào bīng pà bǎ biāo bīng pèng |
| [00:29.23] | biāo bīng pà pèng pào bīng pào |
| [00:30.17] | yóu yǒng jiào liàn nán xìng jīng yàn |
| [00:30.92] | yo |
| [00:31.46] | yǔ shēng jù lái |
| [00:32.33] | jiu jiu jiu 5 |
| [00:34.25] | jiǔ běn yǐ jīng 8 nián |
| [00:36.43] | dé dào zhè gè xīn rén shǎng hěn xìng fú a |
| [00:39.14] | jiǔ běn xù lì zhōng |
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| [00:42.86] | rì fēi kē lā kē lā wǒ yào jīn kē lā |
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| [00:47.11] | jīn kē lā bù liú shī bù zhēng fā líng làng fèi |
| [00:49.17] | néng xī shōu liǎng mǐ xià dàn lín jiǎ yī qiān bā |
| [00:51.39] | sōng gāng xiū zào rì luò le nǐ xiàn zài yě hěn xiāo chén ba? |
| [00:53.65] | dà zhàng fū! yīn wèi nǐ jiù shì |
| [00:55.74] | dǎo shī xù lì zhōng |
| [00:58.89] | tài yáng a! |
| [00:59.56] | hā! há! zhè bìng bù kě xiào ma |
| [01:01.77] | há! hā! zhè nǐ zhǐ chuān nèi kù |
| [01:03.80] | hǒu huò huò huò huò huò huò huò huò huò huò huò huò |
| [01:05.21] | hā! há! hā! |
| [01:07.51] | pā pā pā |
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| [01:10.48] | cǎo jian gāng wǔ diǎn le a! |
| [01:12.15] | sī 8 |
| [01:14.70] | kā 12 |
| [01:16.77] | MC shí tou hello dà jiā hǎo |
| [01:18.45] | wǒ yī rán shì lái zì nǐ men zuì shú xī de nà gè hǎo péng you MC shí tou |
| [01:22.83] | zuì jìn ne, wǒ fā xiàn yī xiē yě jiào zuò MC shí tou de rén |
| [01:27.73] | zài zhè lǐ, wǒ xiǎng duì nèi xiē mào chōng wǒ de rén shuō: |
| [01:31.88] | Thank you! |
| [01:33.48] | dé guó boy yǒu jié cāo! yǒu jié cāo! |
| [01:34.89] | zá jiàn pán 5 |
| [01:38.25] | wǒ liàn gōng fā zì zhēn xīn! |
| [01:40.28] | ya!!!!!!! |
| [01:42.17] | kè lái bó sī yuán shǒu |
| [01:43.76] | yuē dé ěr shǐ tǎn yīn nà tā |
| [01:44.35] | yuán shǒu zhè 5 xīng qī |
| [01:46.65] | zhā zhā gǎo 4 bǐ lì |
| [01:48.61] | sī dà lín fù lán kè lín ǒu ài tā men! |
| [01:50.76] | lán lán lù I' m lovin' it |
| [01:51.93] | hū hū hū hū hū hū hū |
| [01:53.13] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hū |
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| [01:57.26] | zhè běn shū yǐ qián kàn guò a |
| [01:59.22] | liú xǐng yě 3 yě shǐ la! liáng fēi fán! |
| [02:01.36] | zài tīng bu dào wǒ jiù jì xù jiǎng! |
| [02:03.22] | liáng fēi fán a? |
| [02:03.71] | liú xǐng yě 9 liáng fēi fán |
| [02:05.83] | fēi fán zhèng zài wèi nín qīng lǐ zhuō miàn miāo!!!! |
| [02:07.82] | lù xī fǎ Enoch |
| [02:08.27] | nà jiā huo cóng zuì kāi shǐ jiù shì |
| [02:09.83] | Enoch |
| [02:10.42] | duì nǐ men lái shuō dà gài shì |
| [02:12.44] | míng rì de shì ba |
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