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Michael J. |
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Fox was a household name in 1985 |
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And what about young |
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MalloryAnd all of the family ties? |
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I hear they all robbed liquor stores |
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And are in jail now for life |
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Kirk Cameron had growing pains |
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Sex symbol of the year |
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Problem solved so squeaky clean |
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In half an hour clear |
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I hear he's been washing dishes |
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For the last couple of years |
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Laughter tracks and '80s stars |
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Predictable jokes |
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I don't have to tell you what happened |
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To the kids from different strokes |
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Punky Brewster's 15 minutes |
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Lasted for years before it got old |
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You're never quite so cute |
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And I should know |
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Once puberty takes its toll |
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And no one knows their whereabouts |
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What they do or what they did |
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Chew 'em up and spit 'em out |
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Like all of the |
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Cosby kids |
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It's the toughest game and the hardest time |
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It's the longest walk on the thinnest line |
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It's sad and true that they love then kill |
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Where do they go when they die? |
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To the big '80s sitcom in the sky |
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Michael J. |
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Fox was a household name in 1985 |
