作曲 : 周二下午谁没来? | |
作词 : 周二下午谁没来? | |
《X人窃听疑云调》(一朵疑云笼罩了房车) | |
天际,云垂在人海。 | |
井盖,洇湿了残槐。 | |
晚晴,流莺的王府井, | |
监听,飘电的雪景—— | |
赵在周二的日暮,进入房车盯着示波器的正弦输出, | |
看谁,在查马门溪龙的头骨,或目击人魈的截图, | |
喝一口云雾,用少年的尾椎骨,剔除硅板上烧废的电阻, | |
听谁,查不出任何眉目,把主播和局长的死推诿给xjjz—— | |
在明天中午的《法zhi进行时》, | |
我们会公开通报一系列令人发指的渎zhi和短视, | |
它们导致大量至关重要的证物灭失,证人不巧去世。 | |
首都gong安队伍誓将严肃反思这一亲痛仇快的事实—— | |
立奇志,谱新诗! | |
突然他听见,经侦的警探, | |
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现场遗落下,谜一般的房卡, | |
酒店声称持卡女士死于香艳的连环凶X。 | |
黎与卡的渊源,是否已被发现? | |
与谈判的线,却是如此明显! | |
经侦与刑侦员,并案稽查前, | |
赵决定帮他偷来这张不慎遗落的卡片。 | |
办公桌前,卷宗里面。 | |
透过针眼,赵拉近了焦点—— | |
间接电话,引开他。 | |
整装出发,赵从房车走下—— | |
迈着四方步,和自己的半辈子打着招呼。 | |
新来的小朱,爱读哲学书, | |
替赵脱下防寒服,去了文保部。 | |
佯装四顾,赵走进经侦处,翻开卷宗,又马上合住—— | |
房卡已经不知何处,只有纸条一张幅,上书: | |
“赵云啼才是最大的hei幕” | |
房车,遥控安全钳。 | |
键盘,切断了电缆。 | |
经侦警探,摔烂在电梯间。 | |
房卡,赵却仍没找见。 | |
庆个祝,欢个呼,有个人乐得狼奔豕突! | |
牵着犬,引着伴,撞见电梯间的赵警官! | |
假装慌,不装忙,孜孜矻矻地勘察现场。 | |
拦截亮着,干扰响着,一道电波笼罩了房车…… | |
他是谁,他是谁,终于抓住了赵的软肋! | |
姓赵的,姓彭的,他要将他们连根废了! | |
“取而代之,得而诛之,让我得以名垂青史。” | |
监视瞎了,监听哑了,一朵疑云笼罩了房车…… | |
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构思:彭、赵 | |
曲:赵 | |
词:彭 | |
编曲:赵 | |
人声:赵、王 | |
吉他、键盘、编程、贝司:赵 | |
idea: T. Peng, N. Zhao | |
music: N. Zhao | |
lyrics: T. Peng | |
arrangement: N. Zhao | |
vocal: N. Zhao, W. Wang | |
guitar, keyboard, programming, bass: N. Zhao |
zuo qu : zhou er xia wu shui mei lai? | |
zuo ci : zhou er xia wu shui mei lai? | |
X ren qie ting yi yun diao yi duo yi yun long zhao le fang che | |
tian ji, yun chui zai ren hai. | |
jing gai, yin shi le can huai. | |
wan qing, liu ying de wang fu jing, | |
jian ting, piao dian de xue jing | |
zhao zai zhou er de ri mu, jin ru fang che ding zhe shi bo qi de zheng xian shu chu, | |
kan shui, zai cha ma men xi long de tou gu, huo mu ji ren xiao de jie tu, | |
he yi kou yun wu, yong shao nian de wei zhui gu, ti chu gui ban shang shao fei de dian zu, | |
ting shui, cha bu chu ren he mei mu, ba zhu bo he ju zhang de si tui wei gei xjjz | |
zai ming tian zhong wu de fa zhi jin xing shi, | |
wo men hui gong kai tong bao yi xi lie ling ren fa zhi de du zhi he duan shi, | |
ta men dao zhi da liang zhi guan zhong yao di zheng wu mie shi, zheng ren bu qiao qu shi. | |
shou du gong an dui wu shi jiang yan su fan si zhe yi qin tong chou kuai de shi shi | |
li qi zhi, pu xin shi! | |
tu ran ta ting jian, jing zhen de jing tan, | |
xian chang yi la xia, mi yi ban de fang ka, | |
jiu dian sheng cheng chi ka nv shi si yu xiang yan de lian huan xiong X. | |
li yu ka de yuan yuan, shi fou yi bei fa xian? | |
yu tan pan de xian, que shi ru ci ming xian! | |
jing zhen yu xing zhen yuan, bing an ji cha qian, | |
zhao jue ding bang ta tou lai zhe zhang bu shen yi luo di ka pian. | |
ban gong zhuo qian, juan zong li mian. | |
tou guo zhen yan, zhao la jin le jiao dian | |
jian jie dian hua, yin kai ta. | |
zheng zhuang chu fa, zhao cong fang che zou xia | |
mai zhe si fang bu, he zi ji de ban bei zi da zhe zhao hu. | |
xin lai de xiao zhu, ai du zhe xue shu, | |
ti zhao tuo xia fang han fu, qu le wen bao bu. | |
yang zhuang si gu, zhao zou jin jing zhen chu, fan kai juan zong, you ma shang he zhu | |
fang ka yi jing bu zhi he chu, zhi you zhi tiao yi zhang fu, shang shu: | |
" zhao yun ti cai shi zui da de hei mu" | |
fang che, yao kong an quan qian. | |
jian pan, qie duan le dian lan. | |
jing zhen jing tan, shuai lan zai dian ti jian. | |
fang ka, zhao que reng mei zhao jian. | |
qing ge zhu, huan ge hu, you ge ren le de lang ben shi tu! | |
qian zhe quan, yin zhao ban, zhuang jian dian ti jian de zhao jing guan! | |
jia zhuang huang, bu zhuang mang, zi zi ku ku di kan cha xian chang. | |
lan jie liang zhe, gan rao xiang zhe, yi dao dian bo long zhao le fang che | |
ta shi shui, ta shi shui, zhong yu zhua zhu le zhao de ruan lei! | |
xing zhao de, xing peng de, ta yao jiang ta men lian gen fei le! | |
" qu er dai zhi, de er zhu zhi, rang wo de yi ming chui qing shi." | |
jian shi xia le, jian ting ya le, yi duo yi yun long zhao le fang che | |
gou si: peng zhao | |
qu: zhao | |
ci: peng | |
bian qu: zhao | |
ren sheng: zhao wang | |
ji ta jian pan bian cheng bei si: zhao | |
idea: T. Peng, N. Zhao | |
music: N. Zhao | |
lyrics: T. Peng | |
arrangement: N. Zhao | |
vocal: N. Zhao, W. Wang | |
guitar, keyboard, programming, bass: N. Zhao |
zuò qǔ : zhōu èr xià wǔ shuí méi lái? | |
zuò cí : zhōu èr xià wǔ shuí méi lái? | |
X rén qiè tīng yí yún diào yī duǒ yí yún lǒng zhào le fáng chē | |
tiān jì, yún chuí zài rén hǎi. | |
jǐng gài, yīn shī le cán huái. | |
wǎn qíng, liú yīng de wáng fǔ jǐng, | |
jiān tīng, piāo diàn de xuě jǐng | |
zhào zài zhōu èr de rì mù, jìn rù fáng chē dīng zhe shì bō qì de zhèng xián shū chū, | |
kàn shuí, zài chá mǎ mén xī lóng de tóu gǔ, huò mù jī rén xiāo de jié tú, | |
hē yī kǒu yún wù, yòng shào nián de wěi zhuī gǔ, tī chú guī bǎn shàng shāo fèi de diàn zǔ, | |
tīng shuí, chá bù chū rèn hé méi mù, bǎ zhǔ bō hé jú zhǎng de sǐ tuī wěi gěi xjjz | |
zài míng tiān zhōng wǔ de fǎ zhi jìn xíng shí, | |
wǒ men huì gōng kāi tōng bào yī xì liè lìng rén fà zhǐ de dú zhi hé duǎn shì, | |
tā men dǎo zhì dà liàng zhì guān zhòng yào dí zhèng wù miè shī, zhèng rén bù qiǎo qù shì. | |
shǒu dū gong ān duì wǔ shì jiāng yán sù fǎn sī zhè yī qīn tòng chóu kuài de shì shí | |
lì qí zhì, pǔ xīn shī! | |
tū rán tā tīng jiàn, jīng zhēn de jǐng tàn, | |
xiàn chǎng yí là xià, mí yì bān de fáng kǎ, | |
jiǔ diàn shēng chēng chí kǎ nǚ shì sǐ yú xiāng yàn de lián huán xiōng X. | |
lí yǔ kǎ de yuān yuán, shì fǒu yǐ bèi fā xiàn? | |
yǔ tán pàn de xiàn, què shì rú cǐ míng xiǎn! | |
jīng zhēn yǔ xíng zhēn yuán, bìng àn jī chá qián, | |
zhào jué dìng bāng tā tōu lái zhè zhāng bù shèn yí luò dí kǎ piàn. | |
bàn gōng zhuō qián, juàn zōng lǐ miàn. | |
tòu guò zhēn yǎn, zhào lā jìn le jiāo diǎn | |
jiàn jiē diàn huà, yǐn kāi tā. | |
zhěng zhuāng chū fā, zhào cóng fáng chē zǒu xià | |
mài zhe sì fāng bù, hé zì jǐ de bàn bèi zi dǎ zhe zhāo hū. | |
xīn lái de xiǎo zhū, ài dú zhé xué shū, | |
tì zhào tuō xià fáng hán fú, qù le wén bǎo bù. | |
yáng zhuāng sì gù, zhào zǒu jìn jīng zhēn chù, fān kāi juàn zōng, yòu mǎ shàng hé zhù | |
fáng kǎ yǐ jīng bù zhī hé chǔ, zhǐ yǒu zhǐ tiáo yī zhāng fú, shàng shū: | |
" zhào yún tí cái shì zuì dà de hei mù" | |
fáng chē, yáo kòng ān quán qián. | |
jiàn pán, qiē duàn le diàn lǎn. | |
jīng zhēn jǐng tàn, shuāi làn zài diàn tī jiān. | |
fáng kǎ, zhào què réng méi zhǎo jiàn. | |
qìng gè zhù, huān gè hū, yǒu gè rén lè de láng bēn shǐ tū! | |
qiān zhe quǎn, yǐn zháo bàn, zhuàng jiàn diàn tī jiān de zhào jǐng guān! | |
jiǎ zhuāng huāng, bù zhuāng máng, zī zī kū kū dì kān chá xiàn chǎng. | |
lán jié liàng zhe, gān rǎo xiǎng zhe, yī dào diàn bō lǒng zhào le fáng chē | |
tā shì shuí, tā shì shuí, zhōng yú zhuā zhù le zhào de ruǎn lèi! | |
xìng zhào de, xìng péng de, tā yào jiāng tā men lián gēn fèi le! | |
" qǔ ér dài zhī, dé ér zhū zhī, ràng wǒ dé yǐ míng chuí qīng shǐ." | |
jiān shì xiā le, jiān tīng yǎ le, yī duǒ yí yún lǒng zhào le fáng chē | |
gòu sī: péng zhào | |
qū: zhào | |
cí: péng | |
biān qǔ: zhào | |
rén shēng: zhào wáng | |
jí tā jiàn pán biān chéng bèi sī: zhào | |
idea: T. Peng, N. Zhao | |
music: N. Zhao | |
lyrics: T. Peng | |
arrangement: N. Zhao | |
vocal: N. Zhao, W. Wang | |
guitar, keyboard, programming, bass: N. Zhao |