| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 凌加峻 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 凌加峻 |
| [00:15.350] | Ladies and Gentlemen |
| [00:16.250] | 我的好好先生 |
| [00:18.700] | 我老豆讲起捉棋 即刻变身 |
| [00:21.750] | 于是我的名字就变了绝招 |
| [00:25.340] | 我姓马叫后炮 |
| [00:27.280] | 一岁到三岁 我的小宝宝 |
| [00:32.780] | 三岁之后 开始车大炮 |
| [00:36.470] | 到依家竟然变了生活技巧 |
| [00:40.150] | 我老豆一早知还是巧合 |
| [00:42.720] | 屈指一数 将世事算清楚 |
| [00:47.340] | 将眼放大 我话我睇见未来 |
| [00:52.540] | 转眼飞逝十年后 乜鬼事发生 |
| [00:55.600] | 我话我算得到 见得到 |
| [00:57.850] | 我一早就讲过啦 |
| [00:59.530] | 屈指一数 将世事算清楚 |
| [01:02.300] | 晚晚观星 不久又会飞来横祸 |
| [01:05.970] | 转眼飞逝十年后 无乜事发生 |
| [01:10.160] | 多得我算得到 见得到 |
| [01:12.420] | 我真的好鬼恐怖 |
| [01:14.410] | |
| [01:27.600] | 施主今天不宜着一身黑黑 |
| [01:30.300] | 喂 我公司制服 |
| [01:33.180] | 唔我着乜啊（话知你啦） |
| [01:35.300] | 于是我返我公司问我老细 |
| [01:37.170] | 证实位仙家真的好犀利啊 |
| [01:40.190] | （你听日唔使返工啦） |
| [01:41.850] | 屈指一数 将世事算清楚 |
| [01:43.850] | 将眼放大 我话我睇见未来 |
| [01:48.350] | 转眼飞逝十年后 乜鬼事发生 |
| [01:52.470] | 我话我算得到 见得到 |
| [01:54.720] | 我一早就讲过啦 |
| [01:56.670] | 屈指一数 将世事算清楚 |
| [01:59.539] | 晚晚观星 不久又会飞来横祸 |
| [02:02.790] | 转眼飞逝十年后 无乜事发生 |
| [02:06.980] | 多得我算得到 见得到 |
| [02:09.660] | 我真的好鬼恐怖 |
| [02:11.360] | 马后炮先生 我想知道可否知道 |
| [02:16.540] | 别人不知道的事 |
| [02:18.180] | 马后炮先生 断估今次灾劫难逃 |
| [02:23.850] | 生死两个字估一只字 预测最后一次 |
| [02:35.650] | |
| [02:39.800] | 将眼放大 我话我睇见未来（睇见未来） |
| [02:43.720] | 转眼飞逝十年后 乜鬼事发生 |
| [02:45.850] | 我话我算得到 见得到 |
| [02:47.710] | 我一早就讲过 |
| [02:50.900] | 屈指一数 将世事算清楚 |
| [02:53.170] | 晚晚观星 不久又有天灾人祸 |
| [02:58.500] | 转眼飞逝十年后 又有事发生 |
| [03:01.310] | 多得我算得到 见得到 |
| [03:03.450] | 我希望无恐怖 |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : ling jia jun |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : ling jia jun |
| [00:15.350] | Ladies and Gentlemen |
| [00:16.250] | wo de hao hao xian sheng |
| [00:18.700] | wo lao dou jiang qi zhuo qi ji ke bian shen |
| [00:21.750] | yu shi wo de ming zi jiu bian le jue zhao |
| [00:25.340] | wo xing ma jiao hou pao |
| [00:27.280] | yi sui dao san sui wo de xiao bao bao |
| [00:32.780] | san sui zhi hou kai shi che da pao |
| [00:36.470] | dao yi jia jing ran bian le sheng huo ji qiao |
| [00:40.150] | wo lao dou yi zao zhi hai shi qiao he |
| [00:42.720] | qu zhi yi shu jiang shi shi suan qing chu |
| [00:47.340] | jiang yan fang da wo hua wo di jian wei lai |
| [00:52.540] | zhuan yan fei shi shi nian hou mie gui shi fa sheng |
| [00:55.600] | wo hua wo suan de dao jian de dao |
| [00:57.850] | wo yi zao jiu jiang guo la |
| [00:59.530] | qu zhi yi shu jiang shi shi suan qing chu |
| [01:02.300] | wan wan guan xing bu jiu you hui fei lai heng huo |
| [01:05.970] | zhuan yan fei shi shi nian hou wu mie shi fa sheng |
| [01:10.160] | duo de wo suan de dao jian de dao |
| [01:12.420] | wo zhen de hao gui kong bu |
| [01:14.410] | |
| [01:27.600] | shi zhu jin tian bu yi zhe yi shen hei hei |
| [01:30.300] | wei wo gong si zhi fu |
| [01:33.180] | wu wo zhe mie a hua zhi ni la |
| [01:35.300] | yu shi wo fan wo gong si wen wo lao xi |
| [01:37.170] | zheng shi wei xian jia zhen de hao xi li a |
| [01:40.190] | ni ting ri wu shi fan gong la |
| [01:41.850] | qu zhi yi shu jiang shi shi suan qing chu |
| [01:43.850] | jiang yan fang da wo hua wo di jian wei lai |
| [01:48.350] | zhuan yan fei shi shi nian hou mie gui shi fa sheng |
| [01:52.470] | wo hua wo suan de dao jian de dao |
| [01:54.720] | wo yi zao jiu jiang guo la |
| [01:56.670] | qu zhi yi shu jiang shi shi suan qing chu |
| [01:59.539] | wan wan guan xing bu jiu you hui fei lai heng huo |
| [02:02.790] | zhuan yan fei shi shi nian hou wu mie shi fa sheng |
| [02:06.980] | duo de wo suan de dao jian de dao |
| [02:09.660] | wo zhen de hao gui kong bu |
| [02:11.360] | ma hou pao xian sheng wo xiang zhi dao ke fou zhi dao |
| [02:16.540] | bie ren bu zhi dao de shi |
| [02:18.180] | ma hou pao xian sheng duan gu jin ci zai jie nan tao |
| [02:23.850] | sheng si liang ge zi gu yi zhi zi yu ce zui hou yi ci |
| [02:35.650] | |
| [02:39.800] | jiang yan fang da wo hua wo di jian wei lai di jian wei lai |
| [02:43.720] | zhuan yan fei shi shi nian hou mie gui shi fa sheng |
| [02:45.850] | wo hua wo suan de dao jian de dao |
| [02:47.710] | wo yi zao jiu jiang guo |
| [02:50.900] | qu zhi yi shu jiang shi shi suan qing chu |
| [02:53.170] | wan wan guan xing bu jiu you you tian zai ren huo |
| [02:58.500] | zhuan yan fei shi shi nian hou you you shi fa sheng |
| [03:01.310] | duo de wo suan de dao jian de dao |
| [03:03.450] | wo xi wang wu kong bu |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : líng jiā jùn |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : líng jiā jùn |
| [00:15.350] | Ladies and Gentlemen |
| [00:16.250] | wǒ de hǎo hǎo xiān shēng |
| [00:18.700] | wǒ lǎo dòu jiǎng qǐ zhuō qí jí kè biàn shēn |
| [00:21.750] | yú shì wǒ de míng zì jiù biàn le jué zhāo |
| [00:25.340] | wǒ xìng mǎ jiào hòu pào |
| [00:27.280] | yī suì dào sān suì wǒ de xiǎo bǎo bǎo |
| [00:32.780] | sān suì zhī hòu kāi shǐ chē dà pào |
| [00:36.470] | dào yī jiā jìng rán biàn le shēng huó jì qiǎo |
| [00:40.150] | wǒ lǎo dòu yī zǎo zhī hái shì qiǎo hé |
| [00:42.720] | qū zhǐ yī shù jiāng shì shì suàn qīng chǔ |
| [00:47.340] | jiāng yǎn fàng dà wǒ huà wǒ dì jiàn wèi lái |
| [00:52.540] | zhuǎn yǎn fēi shì shí nián hòu miē guǐ shì fā shēng |
| [00:55.600] | wǒ huà wǒ suàn de dào jiàn de dào |
| [00:57.850] | wǒ yī zǎo jiù jiǎng guò la |
| [00:59.530] | qū zhǐ yī shù jiāng shì shì suàn qīng chǔ |
| [01:02.300] | wǎn wǎn guān xīng bù jiǔ yòu huì fēi lái hèng huò |
| [01:05.970] | zhuǎn yǎn fēi shì shí nián hòu wú miē shì fā shēng |
| [01:10.160] | duō de wǒ suàn de dào jiàn de dào |
| [01:12.420] | wǒ zhēn de hǎo guǐ kǒng bù |
| [01:14.410] | |
| [01:27.600] | shī zhǔ jīn tiān bù yí zhe yī shēn hēi hēi |
| [01:30.300] | wèi wǒ gōng sī zhì fú |
| [01:33.180] | wú wǒ zhe miē a huà zhī nǐ la |
| [01:35.300] | yú shì wǒ fǎn wǒ gōng sī wèn wǒ lǎo xì |
| [01:37.170] | zhèng shí wèi xiān jiā zhēn de hǎo xī lì a |
| [01:40.190] | nǐ tīng rì wú shǐ fǎn gōng la |
| [01:41.850] | qū zhǐ yī shù jiāng shì shì suàn qīng chǔ |
| [01:43.850] | jiāng yǎn fàng dà wǒ huà wǒ dì jiàn wèi lái |
| [01:48.350] | zhuǎn yǎn fēi shì shí nián hòu miē guǐ shì fā shēng |
| [01:52.470] | wǒ huà wǒ suàn de dào jiàn de dào |
| [01:54.720] | wǒ yī zǎo jiù jiǎng guò la |
| [01:56.670] | qū zhǐ yī shù jiāng shì shì suàn qīng chǔ |
| [01:59.539] | wǎn wǎn guān xīng bù jiǔ yòu huì fēi lái hèng huò |
| [02:02.790] | zhuǎn yǎn fēi shì shí nián hòu wú miē shì fā shēng |
| [02:06.980] | duō de wǒ suàn de dào jiàn de dào |
| [02:09.660] | wǒ zhēn de hǎo guǐ kǒng bù |
| [02:11.360] | mǎ hòu pào xiān shēng wǒ xiǎng zhī dào kě fǒu zhī dào |
| [02:16.540] | bié rén bù zhī dào de shì |
| [02:18.180] | mǎ hòu pào xiān shēng duàn gū jīn cì zāi jié nàn táo |
| [02:23.850] | shēng sǐ liǎng gè zì gū yì zhī zì yù cè zuì hòu yī cì |
| [02:35.650] | |
| [02:39.800] | jiāng yǎn fàng dà wǒ huà wǒ dì jiàn wèi lái dì jiàn wèi lái |
| [02:43.720] | zhuǎn yǎn fēi shì shí nián hòu miē guǐ shì fā shēng |
| [02:45.850] | wǒ huà wǒ suàn de dào jiàn de dào |
| [02:47.710] | wǒ yī zǎo jiù jiǎng guò |
| [02:50.900] | qū zhǐ yī shù jiāng shì shì suàn qīng chǔ |
| [02:53.170] | wǎn wǎn guān xīng bù jiǔ yòu yǒu tiān zāi rén huò |
| [02:58.500] | zhuǎn yǎn fēi shì shí nián hòu yòu yǒu shì fā shēng |
| [03:01.310] | duō de wǒ suàn de dào jiàn de dào |
| [03:03.450] | wǒ xī wàng wú kǒng bù |
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