[00:00.25] | 赵钱孙李 周吴郑王 冯陈楚卫 |
[00:02.92] | 切糕蘸白糖 |
[00:06.63] | 唉 |
[00:08.54] | 干嘛说这么四句啊 |
[00:10.40] | 因为我们小时候啊 |
[00:11.79] | 就念得这个书 |
[00:13.32] | 啊 |
[00:14.10] | 不是上那个 现在这学校 |
[00:16.28] | 就是念的是私塾 |
[00:18.50] | 五经四书 |
[00:19.71] | 那时候上学呀 那真难 |
[00:22.56] | 怎么呢 |
[00:23.75] | 那个老师不知道别的 |
[00:26.31] | 私塾的的老师就是三个字 |
[00:28.66] | 叫念 背 打 |
[00:31.25] | 你上学来呀 就念 |
[00:34.06] | 念会了呢 背 |
[00:35.87] | 背不下来 打 |
[00:37.66] | 就这么仨字儿 |
[00:39.82] | 所以在那时候教育小孩 |
[00:42.35] | 您就听听他这两句话 |
[00:44.47] | 能把这小孩儿教育的好吗 |
[00:47.11] | 他说什么啊 |
[00:48.50] | 家有二斗粮 不当小孩王 |
[00:53.07] | 您看这观点能够教育好小孩儿吗 |
[00:56.12] | 他说家里要有二斗粮食吃啊 |
[00:58.28] | 就不干这个 就不教书 |
[01:00.69] | 过去旧社会 就这样 |
[01:03.31] | 您看现在 现在那还用说 |
[01:05.70] | 现在新社会的儿童多幸福啊 啊 |
[01:09.44] | 小时候就是 |
[01:10.81] | 幼儿园 幼儿班 托儿所 |
[01:14.48] | 一直到学校 |
[01:15.85] | 都过得集体生活 |
[01:17.85] | 小孩儿那见人也有礼貌 |
[01:20.43] | 啊 见面儿了就鞠躬 |
[01:22.15] | 啊 阿姨好 |
[01:24.33] | 叔叔好 老师好 |
[01:26.14] | 啧 都有礼貌 |
[01:27.62] | 见人敢说话 |
[01:29.34] | 过去那小孩儿 像我们小时候 |
[01:31.71] | 见人都不敢说话 |
[01:33.50] | 也没这么干净啊 |
[01:35.40] | 那时候也不知怎么着 小孩儿 在旧社会就那么脏 |
[01:39.42] | 唉 你别看挺脏 |
[01:41.37] | 脸上倒挺花哨 |
[01:43.37] | 老画着个大糊涕儿 |
[01:45.71] | 糊涕儿谁给画的 唉自己画的 |
[01:48.15] | 自己怎么画的 |
[01:50.64] | 他有 鼻涕他不懂得擤 |
[01:53.07] | 鼻涕流过了河了 不擤 |
[01:55.44] | 不擤怎么样啊 也不拿手 |
[01:57.99] | 拿那棉袄袖子 |
[02:01.04] | 这会儿一来 一个大翅膀 |
[02:03.75] | 这边儿再流了 又一个大翅膀 |
[02:06.44] | 唉 这糊涕儿就行了 |
[02:08.98] | 你看那个 那棉袄啊是布的 |
[02:12.69] | 青布棉袄 |
[02:14.81] | 一冬穿过来 到第二年一看 变了缎子的了 |
[02:19.29] | 怎么 鼻涕蹭的锃亮了 |
[02:22.12] | 见人怎么样 见人藏藏躲躲 也不敢说话 |
[02:26.90] | 碰见熟人了 老藏 |
[02:29.06] | 他爸爸领着他 上街了 碰见熟人了 |
[02:32.01] | 唉来来来 |
[02:33.96] | 对方这 |
[02:34.75] | 叫二大爷 |
[02:36.38] | 给二大爷鞠躬 |
[02:37.48] | 你说你的 他还是 |
[02:40.67] | 瞧着这大爷 |
[02:42.56] | 二大爷呢 当然要问他了 |
[02:45.50] | 哈 这小子挺好啊 |
[02:46.99] | 你 |
[02:48.31] | 几岁啦 |
[02:49.78] | 问几岁啦 |
[02:51.61] | 所答非所问 |
[02:54.19] | 先乐 咿 咿 |
[02:57.93] | 唉人家这孩子 |
[02:58.99] | 你几岁啦 |
[02:59.96] | 咿 嘿 |
[03:01.55] | 我爸爸给我买个兔爷 |
[03:03.34] | 这挨得上嘛这个 |
[03:05.36] | 谁问你这个话了 |
[03:07.22] | 他爸爸给他买个兔爷 |
[03:10.37] | 所以说啊 那时候那小孩儿啊 就是傻 |
[03:13.95] | 连我小时候念书啊 就念得这个私塾 |
[03:17.52] | 我念书的时候啊 那 |
[03:19.38] | 也 也是笨一点儿 说真的 |
[03:22.80] | 我念了一年多 我才把这百家姓念会了 |
[03:27.46] | 一本儿百家姓念了一年半 |
[03:30.27] | 唉这也太慢了 |
[03:31.54] | 啊 就那么慢 你怎么交我怎么不会 |
[03:34.94] | 笨吗 老师一教 |
[03:37.10] | 过来 念 |
[03:38.52] | 赵钱孙李 |
[03:40.21] | 我就过去了 |
[03:41.19] | 我说 诶 嗯 |
[03:42.97] | 念赵钱孙李 |
[03:45.36] | 老师一听纳闷了 嗯 |
[03:48.24] | 什么叫念赵钱孙李啊 |
[03:50.54] | 光念赵钱孙李 |
[03:52.31] | 诶 光念赵钱孙李 |
[03:55.21] | 唉 就念赵钱孙李 |
[03:57.84] | 我唉 就念赵钱孙李<br> |
[04:00.88] | 老师说你怎么跟我学啊 |
[04:02.56] | 我说废话 花钱不跟你学跟谁学啊 |
[04:05.73] | 把老师给气了 |
[04:09.65] | 一年半念了一本百家姓 |
[04:11.81] | 您算算 |
[04:12.99] | 唉 您别瞧我这么笨 |
[04:15.36] | 可是我有一种 |
[04:17.08] | 偏才 |
[04:19.31] | 不 不是天才 您听明白了 |
[04:21.25] | 偏才 |
[04:22.77] | 怎么叫偏才呀 啊 |
[04:24.77] | 我念会了一本百家姓 我就会对对子了 |
[04:29.02] | 那不是新鲜嘛 要不怎么叫偏才呢 |
[04:31.72] | 该着的事情吗 |
[04:33.59] | 对着副对子还挺好 |
[04:36.15] | 我们那老师姓罗 罗老师 |
[04:38.34] | 就在 我那时候在东直门大街住 |
[04:40.74] | 就东直门大街有个罗老师 |
[04:43.74] | 我们那个学房对过儿就是一个酒铺 酒馆 |
[04:48.22] | 老师爱喝酒 到冬天就喝酒 |
[04:51.47] | 老师这天喝完酒啊 回来了 |
[04:55.79] | 有所感触 什么事啊 |
[04:57.90] | 这个酒馆啊 门口 |
[05:00.34] | 有一个纸灯笼 |
[05:02.29] | 酒幌子 |
[05:04.06] | 这灯笼呢 四面都写着酒字 |
[05:07.63] | 老师说 唉 我这儿有个对子上联儿 |
[05:10.49] | 你们谁 谁能对这下联儿谁对啊 |
[05:13.32] | 老师就说了 |
[05:14.99] | 什么上联儿呢 |
[05:17.11] | 一盏灯 四个字 酒酒酒酒 |
[05:21.66] | 四面儿都是酒 |
[05:23.68] | 结果一百多学生都没对上来 |
[05:26.04] | 就我对上来了 |
[05:27.56] | 要不怎么叫偏才呀 |
[05:29.86] | 老师说怎么意思啊 对啊 |
[05:32.48] | 一盏灯 四个字 酒酒酒酒<br> |
[05:35.22] | 我站起来了 |
[05:36.50] | 我说老师我对 额 |
[05:38.66] | 二更鼓 双面锣 劏劏劏劏 |
[05:43.79] | 老师一听 呵 跑这儿打更来了 |
[05:46.36] | 唉 这还不错 |
[05:48.77] | 好 我这儿还一个上联儿 |
[05:51.59] | 谁能对下联儿谁对啊 |
[05:57.23] | 灯笼笼灯 白纸防风 |
[06:03.48] | 这您听着没什么 这对子不好对 |
[06:06.10] | 灯笼 打的那灯笼 |
[06:08.12] | 笼灯 能够笼住灯 |
[06:10.77] | 白纸 白纸糊的 |
[06:12.05] | 防风 有这灯笼防备风进来 |
[06:15.13] | 其实啊 后头这两位是药材 |
[06:18.62] | 白芷是药材 防风也是药材 啧 |
[06:21.87] | 灯笼笼灯 白纸防风 这么一个<br> |
[06:26.40] | 谁也对不上来了 |
[06:28.53] | 当时又是我对上来了 |
[06:30.55] | 偏才嘛 |
[06:32.27] | 我对上可对上来了 |
[06:34.08] | 老师很生气的样子 |
[06:36.10] | 我也不知道怎么意思 |
[06:37.73] | 老师啊 |
[06:39.05] | 穿着那么一个 灰鼠的 冬天 |
[06:42.18] | 灰鼠的反皮褂子 |
[06:44.02] | 那叫 外套 |
[06:47.36] | 外褂 外套 |
[06:48.90] | 我拿那个对上来了 |
[06:50.59] | 我说老师 我对上来了 |
[06:53.33] | 您穿这外套 我拿这个对 |
[06:56.46] | 老师说行啊 您对对我听听 |
[06:58.69] | 我说您那上联儿怎么说的 |
[07:01.13] | 灯笼笼灯 白纸防风<br> |
[07:04.87] | 我说我给您对 |
[07:07.16] | 外套套外 陈皮龟盖 |
[07:16.13] | 我对完了我看老师很不高兴的样子 |
[07:20.07] | 其实我这学问不小啊是不是 |
[07:23.38] | 老师不愿意了 |
[07:24.54] | (敲桌声) 嗯 |
[07:25.86] | 老师给说不出来什么 |
[07:27.86] | 因为什么呢 |
[07:28.75] | 他我这个也是两味药材 |
[07:32.71] | 额啊 好 |
[07:34.59] | 我这儿还一个上联儿 谁能对下联儿 |
[07:38.19] | 鸡冠花 |
[07:40.28] | 八月里头啊 那花跟鸡冠子似的 鸡冠花 |
[07:45.64] | 谁能对 |
[07:46.56] | 结果谁也没对上来 当时 又我对上来了 |
[07:49.78] | 我站起来我就对 |
[07:51.01] | 我说老师 我对 |
[07:53.08] | 狗尾草 |
[07:55.24] | 老师高兴啊 |
[07:56.28] | 哎呀 这个对子太恰当啦 |
[07:59.26] | 鸡 对狗 冠 冠是头 |
[08:02.47] | 尾 尾是尾巴 花 对草 |
[08:04.96] | 鸡冠花 狗尾草 |
[08:06.51] | 嘿 这个下联儿对得妙啊 |
[08:09.66] | 老师越念这下联儿越有意思 |
[08:13.74] | 老师怎么样啊 |
[08:15.41] | 不忍得把它忘咯 |
[08:17.16] | 就跟其他同学的说 |
[08:19.55] | 你看看你们 啊 |
[08:21.31] | 都没对上下联儿来 嗯 |
[08:24.26] | 就他对上来了 |
[08:25.84] | 这个下联儿对的多好啊 |
[08:27.91] | 你们虽然没对上来 |
[08:29.66] | 这下联儿你们能记住不能啊 啊 |
[08:33.32] | 记住 多咱我要说 鸡冠花 |
[08:36.25] | 大家就异口同音 都说狗尾草 |
[08:39.93] | 听见没有 |
[08:41.04] | 谁要对不上来说不上来我就打 |
[08:43.99] | 老师是爱啊 怕把这茬忘了 |
[08:47.67] | 一天没准儿问几回 |
[08:49.92] | 每天上学来 老师高兴就问这句 |
[08:53.54] | 不管干着什么 老师这呵看着看着信 |
[08:56.49] | 忽然间想起这个来了 把信搁下了 |
[08:59.30] | 老师冲我们一喊 |
[09:00.74] | 鸡冠花 |
[09:02.11] | 我们这一百多学生站起来异口同音 |
[09:04.96] | 狗尾草 |
[09:07.46] | 就得这样 |
[09:09.38] | 老师瞧着瞧着书啊 也去把书本撂下 |
[09:12.53] | 鸡冠花 往这儿 狗尾草 |
[09:15.99] | 一天都好几回 |
[09:17.78] | 习以为常 一个多月 |
[09:21.66] | 过了一个多月 这天 糟了 |
[09:25.00] | 怎么糟了 |
[09:26.23] | 来了个游学的先生 |
[09:29.25] | 什么叫游学呀 在旧社会啊 |
[09:32.36] | 文人没落 没落儿 |
[09:35.22] | 没落儿怎么样呢 |
[09:36.36] | 就要找这个教书的先生借俩钱儿 |
[09:39.98] | 进门先不跟你借钱 |
[09:41.88] | 先跟你盘盘道 盘盘学问 |
[09:44.56] | 如果他说个典故啊 说个什么呀 |
[09:47.00] | 把你问住 然后他借俩盘缠钱儿 |
[09:49.50] | 这叫游学的 |
[09:51.06] | 这游学的一来 老师一琢磨 |
[09:54.00] | 不能让他先说话呀 |
[09:56.35] | 他要把我问住 |
[09:58.21] | 我给他钱我还得丢面子 |
[10:00.62] | 老师一琢磨怎么办呢 |
[10:02.41] | 想主意先问住他 |
[10:06.26] | 就把这对子上联儿想起来了 |
[10:08.89] | 哎呀 这位老兄 |
[10:11.88] | 我这儿有个对子上联儿没有下联儿 |
[10:14.82] | 请你给对个下联儿好吗 |
[10:17.58] | 游学先生一听 哈 啊老师 什么上联儿 |
[10:21.59] | 您说说我对对看 |
[10:23.73] | 老师就说的 那仨字 |
[10:26.33] | 额 |
[10:27.14] | 鸡 冠 花 |
[10:29.81] | 就这仨字 您别瞧不算什么 |
[10:33.02] | 真把这游学的先生给难住了 |
[10:37.10] | 想了半天 |
[10:38.75] | 没对上来 汗珠子黄豆大小 |
[10:41.91] | 老师一看这个 老师高兴了 |
[10:45.03] | 嘿 哎呀 这个学问还张罗出来游学呐 啊 |
[10:49.38] | 这个上联儿还不好对 |
[10:51.73] | 甭说我对 当然 上联儿是我说的 |
[10:54.70] | 下联儿要再我对 你说我做好了的 |
[10:57.91] | 这个下联儿甭说我对 |
[11:00.25] | 我这些个徒弟 这些学生 |
[11:02.37] | 他们也能对啊 |
[11:04.96] | 这游学先生一听呐 |
[11:06.66] | 就要找个台阶儿走 |
[11:08.52] | 哈 老师 那么让这个同学们对吧 |
[11:13.26] | 老师说没什么 |
[11:16.09] | 唉 你们大家听着啊 |
[11:17.78] | 我这儿有个对子上联儿 |
[11:19.38] | 谁能对下联儿谁对下联儿 |
[11:22.12] | 老师挨着个儿的指点 |
[11:24.17] | 那意思怎么 |
[11:25.02] | 天天那门就跟功课似的一天问几回呀 |
[11:29.25] | 老师说听着啊 |
[11:30.74] | 鸡冠花 |
[11:31.96] | 这一说鸡冠花 我们每天一百多学生站起来异口同音 狗尾草 |
[11:37.78] | 老是这不就露脸了吗 |
[11:39.80] | 这不是每天的功课一样吗 |
[11:43.93] | 也不知怎么了 那天倒霉催的 |
[11:47.25] | 你这天你不是用上了吗 |
[11:49.41] | 好 一百多人全忘了 |
[11:53.40] | 都忘了 |
[11:54.61] | 别人忘还有其可说 这下联是我对的 连我也忘了 |
[12:00.04] | 我忘了不过我比他们强 |
[12:02.60] | 狗尾草仨字我还记住一个字 |
[12:05.48] | 我站起来我就说一个字 |
[12:07.52] | 老师这么一喊 |
[12:09.01] | 鸡冠花 |
[12:10.27] | 我说 |
[12:11.82] | 狗 |
[12:14.04] | 老师一听 狗什么呀 |
[12:16.97] | 鸡冠花 |
[12:18.08] | 我说 狗 |
[12:20.52] | 鸡冠花 狗 |
[12:22.70] | 呵 把老师给急的 |
[12:25.21] | 老师有心要提醒我嘛 |
[12:27.26] | 又怕那位听见 |
[12:29.07] | 这怎么办呐 |
[12:30.28] | 老师一着急 |
[12:32.64] | 唉 |
[12:33.74] | 往我身后头一看呐 |
[12:35.75] | 靠墙那儿立着一捆草 |
[12:39.49] | 老师一看这捆草 要提醒我 |
[12:42.60] | 老师啊 就冲我身后头那捆草啊 这么一努嘴儿 |
[12:48.57] | 让我回头瞧那捆草 |
[12:51.15] | 这儿有狗 再有那个草 |
[12:53.62] | 狗尾草 一个尾字儿我还想不起来吗 |
[12:57.30] | 老师冲我这么一来 (做努嘴状) |
[13:00.30] | 一努嘴儿是让我回头看那捆草啊 |
[13:03.36] | 可是我没回头 |
[13:05.59] | 但是我这下联儿也对上来了 |
[13:08.26] | 老师说 鸡冠花 |
[13:10.02] | 我说 狗 |
[13:12.10] | 啊 我说 狗 狗 |
[13:13.21] | 狗撅嘴 |
[13:20.00] | ...... |
[00:00.25] | zhao qian sun li zhou wu zheng wang feng chen chu wei |
[00:02.92] | qie gao zhan bai tang |
[00:06.63] | ai |
[00:08.54] | gan ma shuo zhe me si ju a |
[00:10.40] | yin wei wo men xiao shi hou a |
[00:11.79] | jiu nian de zhe ge shu |
[00:13.32] | a |
[00:14.10] | bu shi shang na ge xian zai zhe xue xiao |
[00:16.28] | jiu shi nian de shi si shu |
[00:18.50] | wu jing si shu |
[00:19.71] | na shi hou shang xue ya na zhen nan |
[00:22.56] | zen me ne |
[00:23.75] | na ge lao shi bu zhi dao bie de |
[00:26.31] | si shu de de lao shi jiu shi san ge zi |
[00:28.66] | jiao nian bei da |
[00:31.25] | ni shang xue lai ya jiu nian |
[00:34.06] | nian hui le ne bei |
[00:35.87] | bei bu xia lai da |
[00:37.66] | jiu zhe me sa zi er |
[00:39.82] | suo yi zai na shi hou jiao yu xiao hai |
[00:42.35] | nin jiu ting ting ta zhe liang ju hua |
[00:44.47] | neng ba zhe xiao hai er jiao yu de hao ma |
[00:47.11] | ta shuo shi mo a |
[00:48.50] | jia you er dou liang bu dang xiao hai wang |
[00:53.07] | nin kan zhe guan dian neng gou jiao yu hao xiao hai er ma |
[00:56.12] | ta shuo jia li yao you er dou liang shi chi a |
[00:58.28] | jiu bu gan zhe ge jiu bu jiao shu |
[01:00.69] | guo qu jiu she hui jiu zhe yang |
[01:03.31] | nin kan xian zai xian zai na hai yong shuo |
[01:05.70] | xian zai xin she hui de er tong duo xing fu a a |
[01:09.44] | xiao shi hou jiu shi |
[01:10.81] | you er yuan you er ban tuo er suo |
[01:14.48] | yi zhi dao xue xiao |
[01:15.85] | dou guo de ji ti sheng huo |
[01:17.85] | xiao hai er na jian ren ye you li mao |
[01:20.43] | a jian mian r le jiu ju gong |
[01:22.15] | a a yi hao |
[01:24.33] | shu shu hao lao shi hao |
[01:26.14] | ze dou you li mao |
[01:27.62] | jian ren gan shuo hua |
[01:29.34] | guo qu na xiao hai er xiang wo men xiao shi hou |
[01:31.71] | jian ren dou bu gan shuo hua |
[01:33.50] | ye mei zhe me gan jing a |
[01:35.40] | na shi hou ye bu zhi zen me zhao xiao hai er zai jiu she hui jiu na me zang |
[01:39.42] | ai ni bie kan ting zang |
[01:41.37] | lian shang dao ting hua shao |
[01:43.37] | lao hua zhe ge da hu ti er |
[01:45.71] | hu ti er shui gei hua de ai zi ji hua de |
[01:48.15] | zi ji zen me hua de |
[01:50.64] | ta you bi ti ta bu dong de xing |
[01:53.07] | bi ti liu guo le he le bu xing |
[01:55.44] | bu xing zen me yang a ye bu na shou |
[01:57.99] | na na mian ao xiu zi |
[02:01.04] | zhe hui er yi lai yi ge da chi bang |
[02:03.75] | zhe bian r zai liu le you yi ge da chi bang |
[02:06.44] | ai zhe hu ti er jiu xing le |
[02:08.98] | ni kan na ge na mian ao a shi bu de |
[02:12.69] | qing bu mian ao |
[02:14.81] | yi dong chuan guo lai dao di er nian yi kan bian le duan zi de le |
[02:19.29] | zen me bi ti ceng de zeng liang le |
[02:22.12] | jian ren zen me yang jian ren cang cang duo duo ye bu gan shuo hua |
[02:26.90] | peng jian shu ren le lao cang |
[02:29.06] | ta ba ba ling zhe ta shang jie le peng jian shu ren le |
[02:32.01] | ai lai lai lai |
[02:33.96] | dui fang zhe |
[02:34.75] | jiao er da ye |
[02:36.38] | gei er da ye ju gong |
[02:37.48] | ni shuo ni de ta hai shi |
[02:40.67] | qiao zhe zhe da ye |
[02:42.56] | er da ye ne dang ran yao wen ta le |
[02:45.50] | ha zhe xiao zi ting hao a |
[02:46.99] | ni |
[02:48.31] | ji sui la |
[02:49.78] | wen ji sui la |
[02:51.61] | suo da fei suo wen |
[02:54.19] | xian le yi yi |
[02:57.93] | ai ren jia zhe hai zi |
[02:58.99] | ni ji sui la |
[02:59.96] | yi hei |
[03:01.55] | wo ba ba gei wo mai ge tu ye |
[03:03.34] | zhe ai de shang ma zhe ge |
[03:05.36] | shui wen ni zhe ge hua le |
[03:07.22] | ta ba ba gei ta mai ge tu ye |
[03:10.37] | suo yi shuo a na shi hou na xiao hai er a jiu shi sha |
[03:13.95] | lian wo xiao shi hou nian shu a jiu nian de zhe ge si shu |
[03:17.52] | wo nian shu de shi hou a na |
[03:19.38] | ye ye shi ben yi dian er shuo zhen de |
[03:22.80] | wo nian le yi nian duo wo cai ba zhe bai jia xing nian hui le |
[03:27.46] | yi ben er bai jia xing nian le yi nian ban |
[03:30.27] | ai zhe ye tai man le |
[03:31.54] | a jiu na me man ni zen me jiao wo zen me bu hui |
[03:34.94] | ben ma lao shi yi jiao |
[03:37.10] | guo lai nian |
[03:38.52] | zhao qian sun li |
[03:40.21] | wo jiu guo qu le |
[03:41.19] | wo shuo ei |
[03:42.97] | nian zhao qian sun li |
[03:45.36] | lao shi yi ting na men le |
[03:48.24] | shen me jiao nian zhao qian sun li a |
[03:50.54] | guang nian zhao qian sun li |
[03:52.31] | ei guang nian zhao qian sun li |
[03:55.21] | ai jiu nian zhao qian sun li |
[03:57.84] | wo ai jiu nian zhao qian sun li br |
[04:00.88] | lao shi shuo ni zen me gen wo xue a |
[04:02.56] | wo shuo fei hua hua qian bu gen ni xue gen shui xue a |
[04:05.73] | ba lao shi gei qi le |
[04:09.65] | yi nian ban nian le yi ben bai jia xing |
[04:11.81] | nin suan suan |
[04:12.99] | ai nin bie qiao wo zhe me ben |
[04:15.36] | ke shi wo you yi zhong |
[04:17.08] | pian cai |
[04:19.31] | bu bu shi tian cai nin ting ming bai le |
[04:21.25] | pian cai |
[04:22.77] | zen me jiao pian cai ya a |
[04:24.77] | wo nian hui le yi ben bai jia xing wo jiu hui dui dui zi le |
[04:29.02] | na bu shi xin xian ma yao bu zen me jiao pian cai ne |
[04:31.72] | gai zhao de shi qing ma |
[04:33.59] | dui zhe fu dui zi hai ting hao |
[04:36.15] | wo men na lao shi xing luo luo lao shi |
[04:38.34] | jiu zai wo na shi hou zai dong zhi men da jie zhu |
[04:40.74] | jiu dong zhi men da jie you ge luo lao shi |
[04:43.74] | wo men na ge xue fang dui guo er jiu shi yi ge jiu pu jiu guan |
[04:48.22] | lao shi ai he jiu dao dong tian jiu he jiu |
[04:51.47] | lao shi zhe tian he wan jiu a hui lai le |
[04:55.79] | you suo gan chu shen me shi a |
[04:57.90] | zhe ge jiu guan a men kou |
[05:00.34] | you yi ge zhi deng long |
[05:02.29] | jiu huang zi |
[05:04.06] | zhe deng long ne si mian dou xie zhe jiu zi |
[05:07.63] | lao shi shuo ai wo zhe er you ge dui zi shang lian er |
[05:10.49] | ni men shui shui neng dui zhe xia lian er shui dui a |
[05:13.32] | lao shi jiu shuo le |
[05:14.99] | shen me shang lian er ne |
[05:17.11] | yi zhan deng si ge zi jiu jiu jiu jiu |
[05:21.66] | si mian r dou shi jiu |
[05:23.68] | jie guo yi bai duo xue sheng dou mei dui shang lai |
[05:26.04] | jiu wo dui shang lai le |
[05:27.56] | yao bu zen me jiao pian cai ya |
[05:29.86] | lao shi shuo zen me yi si a dui a |
[05:32.48] | yi zhan deng si ge zi jiu jiu jiu jiu br |
[05:35.22] | wo zhan qi lai le |
[05:36.50] | wo shuo lao shi wo dui e |
[05:38.66] | er geng gu shuang mian luo tang tang tang tang |
[05:43.79] | lao shi yi ting a pao zhe er da geng lai le |
[05:46.36] | ai zhe hai bu cuo |
[05:48.77] | hao wo zhe er hai yi ge shang lian er |
[05:51.59] | shui neng dui xia lian er shui dui a |
[05:57.23] | deng long long deng bai zhi fang feng |
[06:03.48] | zhe nin ting zhe mei shen me zhe dui zi bu hao dui |
[06:06.10] | deng long da de na deng long |
[06:08.12] | long deng neng gou long zhu deng |
[06:10.77] | bai zhi bai zhi hu de |
[06:12.05] | fang feng you zhe deng long fang bei feng jin lai |
[06:15.13] | qi shi a hou tou zhe liang wei shi yao cai |
[06:18.62] | bai zhi shi yao cai fang feng ye shi yao cai ze |
[06:21.87] | deng long long deng bai zhi fang feng zhe me yi ge br |
[06:26.40] | shui ye dui bu shang lai le |
[06:28.53] | dang shi you shi wo dui shang lai le |
[06:30.55] | pian cai ma |
[06:32.27] | wo dui shang ke dui shang lai le |
[06:34.08] | lao shi hen sheng qi de yang zi |
[06:36.10] | wo ye bu zhi dao zen me yi si |
[06:37.73] | lao shi a |
[06:39.05] | chuan zhe na me yi ge hui shu de dong tian |
[06:42.18] | hui shu de fan pi gua zi |
[06:44.02] | na jiao wai tao |
[06:47.36] | wai gua wai tao |
[06:48.90] | wo na na ge dui shang lai le |
[06:50.59] | wo shuo lao shi wo dui shang lai le |
[06:53.33] | nin chuan zhe wai tao wo na zhe ge dui |
[06:56.46] | lao shi shuo xing a nin dui dui wo ting ting |
[06:58.69] | wo shuo nin na shang lian er zen me shuo de |
[07:01.13] | deng long long deng bai zhi fang feng br |
[07:04.87] | wo shuo wo gei nin dui |
[07:07.16] | wai tao tao wai chen pi gui gai |
[07:16.13] | wo dui wan le wo kan lao shi hen bu gao xing de yang zi |
[07:20.07] | qi shi wo zhe xue wen bu xiao a shi bu shi |
[07:23.38] | lao shi bu yuan yi le |
[07:24.54] | qiao zhuo sheng |
[07:25.86] | lao shi gei shuo bu chu lai shen me |
[07:27.86] | yin wei shi me ne |
[07:28.75] | ta wo zhe ge ye shi liang wei yao cai |
[07:32.71] | e a hao |
[07:34.59] | wo zhe er hai yi ge shang lian er shui neng dui xia lian er |
[07:38.19] | ji guan hua |
[07:40.28] | ba yue li tou a na hua gen ji guan zi shi de ji guan hua |
[07:45.64] | shui neng dui |
[07:46.56] | jie guo shui ye mei dui shang lai dang shi you wo dui shang lai le |
[07:49.78] | wo zhan qi lai wo jiu dui |
[07:51.01] | wo shuo lao shi wo dui |
[07:53.08] | gou wei cao |
[07:55.24] | lao shi gao xing a |
[07:56.28] | ai ya zhe ge dui zi tai qia dang la |
[07:59.26] | ji dui gou guan guan shi tou |
[08:02.47] | wei wei shi wei ba hua dui cao |
[08:04.96] | ji guan hua gou wei cao |
[08:06.51] | hei zhe ge xia lian er dui de miao a |
[08:09.66] | lao shi yue nian zhe xia lian er yue you yi si |
[08:13.74] | lao shi zen me yang a |
[08:15.41] | bu ren de ba ta wang ge |
[08:17.16] | jiu gen qi ta tong xue de shuo |
[08:19.55] | ni kan kan ni men a |
[08:21.31] | dou mei dui shang xia lian er lai |
[08:24.26] | jiu ta dui shang lai le |
[08:25.84] | zhe ge xia lian er dui de duo hao a |
[08:27.91] | ni men sui ran mei dui shang lai |
[08:29.66] | zhe xia lian er ni men neng ji zhu bu neng a a |
[08:33.32] | ji zhu duo za wo yao shuo ji guan hua |
[08:36.25] | da jia jiu yi kou tong yin dou shuo gou wei cao |
[08:39.93] | ting jian mei you |
[08:41.04] | shui yao dui bu shang lai shuo bu shang lai wo jiu da |
[08:43.99] | lao shi shi ai a pa ba zhe cha wang le |
[08:47.67] | yi tian mei zhun r wen ji hui |
[08:49.92] | mei tian shang xue lai lao shi gao xing jiu wen zhe ju |
[08:53.54] | bu guan gan zhe shen me lao shi zhe a kan zhe kan zhe xin |
[08:56.49] | hu ran jian xiang qi zhe ge lai le ba xin ge xia le |
[08:59.30] | lao shi chong wo men yi han |
[09:00.74] | ji guan hua |
[09:02.11] | wo men zhe yi bai duo xue sheng zhan qi lai yi kou tong yin |
[09:04.96] | gou wei cao |
[09:07.46] | jiu de zhe yang |
[09:09.38] | lao shi qiao zhe qiao zhe shu a ye qu ba shu ben liao xia |
[09:12.53] | ji guan hua wang zhe er gou wei cao |
[09:15.99] | yi tian dou hao ji hui |
[09:17.78] | xi yi wei chang yi ge duo yue |
[09:21.66] | guo le yi ge duo yue zhe tian zao le |
[09:25.00] | zen me zao le |
[09:26.23] | lai le ge you xue de xian sheng |
[09:29.25] | shen me jiao you xue ya zai jiu she hui a |
[09:32.36] | wen ren mo luo mo luo er |
[09:35.22] | mo luo er zen me yang ne |
[09:36.36] | jiu yao zhao zhe ge jiao shu de xian sheng jie lia qian er |
[09:39.98] | jin men xian bu gen ni jie qian |
[09:41.88] | xian gen ni pan pan dao pan pan xue wen |
[09:44.56] | ru guo ta shuo ge dian gu a shuo ge shen me ya |
[09:47.00] | ba ni wen zhu ran hou ta jie lia pan chan qian er |
[09:49.50] | zhe jiao you xue de |
[09:51.06] | zhe you xue de yi lai lao shi yi zuo mo |
[09:54.00] | bu neng rang ta xian shuo hua ya |
[09:56.35] | ta yao ba wo wen zhu |
[09:58.21] | wo gei ta qian wo hai de diu mian zi |
[10:00.62] | lao shi yi zuo mo zen me ban ne |
[10:02.41] | xiang zhu yi xian wen zhu ta |
[10:06.26] | jiu ba zhe dui zi shang lian er xiang qi lai le |
[10:08.89] | ai ya zhe wei lao xiong |
[10:11.88] | wo zhe er you ge dui zi shang lian er mei you xia lian er |
[10:14.82] | qing ni gei dui ge xia lian er hao ma |
[10:17.58] | you xue xian sheng yi ting ha a lao shi shen me shang lian er |
[10:21.59] | nin shuo shuo wo dui dui kan |
[10:23.73] | lao shi jiu shuo de na sa zi |
[10:26.33] | e |
[10:27.14] | ji guan hua |
[10:29.81] | jiu zhe sa zi nin bie qiao bu suan shen me |
[10:33.02] | zhen ba zhe you xue de xian sheng gei nan zhu le |
[10:37.10] | xiang le ban tian |
[10:38.75] | mei dui shang lai han zhu zi huang dou da xiao |
[10:41.91] | lao shi yi kan zhe ge lao shi gao xing le |
[10:45.03] | hei ai ya zhe ge xue wen hai zhang luo chu lai you xue na a |
[10:49.38] | zhe ge shang lian er hai bu hao dui |
[10:51.73] | beng shuo wo dui dang ran shang lian er shi wo shuo de |
[10:54.70] | xia lian er yao zai wo dui ni shuo wo zuo hao le de |
[10:57.91] | zhe ge xia lian er beng shuo wo dui |
[11:00.25] | wo zhei xie ge tu di zhei xie xue sheng |
[11:02.37] | ta men ye neng dui a |
[11:04.96] | zhe you xue xian sheng yi ting na |
[11:06.66] | jiu yao zhao ge tai jie er zou |
[11:08.52] | ha lao shi na me rang zhe ge tong xue men dui ba |
[11:13.26] | lao shi shuo mei shen me |
[11:16.09] | ai ni men da jia ting zhe a |
[11:17.78] | wo zhe er you ge dui zi shang lian er |
[11:19.38] | shui neng dui xia lian er shui dui xia lian er |
[11:22.12] | lao shi ai zhe ge er de zhi dian |
[11:24.17] | na yi si zen me |
[11:25.02] | tian tian na men jiu gen gong ke shi de yi tian wen ji hui ya |
[11:29.25] | lao shi shuo ting zhe a |
[11:30.74] | ji guan hua |
[11:31.96] | zhe yi shuo ji guan hua wo men mei tian yi bai duo xue sheng zhan qi lai yi kou tong yin gou wei cao |
[11:37.78] | lao shi zhe bu jiu lou lian le ma |
[11:39.80] | zhe bu shi mei tian de gong ke yi yang ma |
[11:43.93] | ye bu zhi zen me le na tian dao mei cui de |
[11:47.25] | ni zhe tian ni bu shi yong shang le ma |
[11:49.41] | hao yi bai duo ren quan wang le |
[11:53.40] | dou wang le |
[11:54.61] | bie ren wang hai you qi ke shuo zhe xia lian shi wo dui de lian wo ye wang le |
[12:00.04] | wo wang liao bu guo wo bi ta men qiang |
[12:02.60] | gou wei cao sa zi wo hai ji zhu yi ge zi |
[12:05.48] | wo zhan qi lai wo jiu shuo yi ge zi |
[12:07.52] | lao shi zhe me yi han |
[12:09.01] | ji guan hua |
[12:10.27] | wo shuo |
[12:11.82] | gou |
[12:14.04] | lao shi yi ting gou shen me ya |
[12:16.97] | ji guan hua |
[12:18.08] | wo shuo gou |
[12:20.52] | ji guan hua gou |
[12:22.70] | a ba lao shi gei ji de |
[12:25.21] | lao shi you xin yao ti xing wo ma |
[12:27.26] | you pa na wei ting jian |
[12:29.07] | zhe zen me ban na |
[12:30.28] | lao shi yi zhao ji |
[12:32.64] | ai |
[12:33.74] | wang wo shen hou tou yi kan na |
[12:35.75] | kao qiang na er li zhe yi kun cao |
[12:39.49] | lao shi yi kan zhe kun cao yao ti xing wo |
[12:42.60] | lao shi a jiu chong wo shen hou tou na kun cao a zhe me yi nu zui r |
[12:48.57] | rang wo hui tou qiao na kun cao |
[12:51.15] | zhe er you gou zai you na ge cao |
[12:53.62] | gou wei cao yi ge wei zi er wo hai xiang bu qi lai ma |
[12:57.30] | lao shi chong wo zhe me yi lai zuo nu zui zhuang |
[13:00.30] | yi nu zui r shi rang wo hui tou kan na kun cao a |
[13:03.36] | ke shi wo mei hui tou |
[13:05.59] | dan shi wo zhe xia lian er ye dui shang lai le |
[13:08.26] | lao shi shuo ji guan hua |
[13:10.02] | wo shuo gou |
[13:12.10] | a wo shuo gou gou |
[13:13.21] | gou jue zui |
[13:20.00] | ...... |
[00:00.25] | zhào qián sūn lǐ zhōu wú zhèng wáng féng chén chǔ wèi |
[00:02.92] | qiē gāo zhàn bái táng |
[00:06.63] | āi |
[00:08.54] | gàn ma shuō zhè me sì jù a |
[00:10.40] | yīn wèi wǒ men xiǎo shí hòu a |
[00:11.79] | jiù niàn de zhè gè shū |
[00:13.32] | a |
[00:14.10] | bú shì shàng nà gè xiàn zài zhè xué xiào |
[00:16.28] | jiù shì niàn de shì sī shú |
[00:18.50] | wǔ jīng sì shū |
[00:19.71] | nà shí hou shàng xué ya nà zhēn nán |
[00:22.56] | zěn me ne |
[00:23.75] | nà gè lǎo shī bù zhī dào bié de |
[00:26.31] | sī shú de de lǎo shī jiù shì sān ge zì |
[00:28.66] | jiào niàn bèi dǎ |
[00:31.25] | nǐ shàng xué lái ya jiù niàn |
[00:34.06] | niàn huì le ne bèi |
[00:35.87] | bèi bù xià lái dǎ |
[00:37.66] | jiù zhè me sā zì ér |
[00:39.82] | suǒ yǐ zài nà shí hou jiào yù xiǎo hái |
[00:42.35] | nín jiù tīng tīng tā zhè liǎng jù huà |
[00:44.47] | néng bǎ zhè xiǎo hái ér jiào yù de hǎo ma |
[00:47.11] | tā shuō shí mǒ a |
[00:48.50] | jiā yǒu èr dòu liáng bù dàng xiǎo hái wáng |
[00:53.07] | nín kàn zhè guān diǎn néng gòu jiào yù hǎo xiǎo hái ér ma |
[00:56.12] | tā shuō jiā lǐ yào yǒu èr dòu liáng shí chī a |
[00:58.28] | jiù bù gàn zhè gè jiù bù jiāo shū |
[01:00.69] | guò qù jiù shè huì jiù zhè yàng |
[01:03.31] | nín kàn xiàn zài xiàn zài nà hái yòng shuō |
[01:05.70] | xiàn zài xīn shè huì de ér tóng duō xìng fú a a |
[01:09.44] | xiǎo shí hòu jiù shì |
[01:10.81] | yòu ér yuán yòu ér bān tuō ér suǒ |
[01:14.48] | yī zhí dào xué xiào |
[01:15.85] | dōu guò de jí tǐ shēng huó |
[01:17.85] | xiǎo hái ér nà jiàn rén yě yǒu lǐ mào |
[01:20.43] | a jiàn miàn r le jiù jū gōng |
[01:22.15] | a ā yí hǎo |
[01:24.33] | shū shū hǎo lǎo shī hǎo |
[01:26.14] | zé dōu yǒu lǐ mào |
[01:27.62] | jiàn rén gǎn shuō huà |
[01:29.34] | guò qù nà xiǎo hái ér xiàng wǒ men xiǎo shí hòu |
[01:31.71] | jiàn rén dōu bù gǎn shuō huà |
[01:33.50] | yě méi zhè me gān jìng a |
[01:35.40] | nà shí hou yě bù zhī zěn me zhāo xiǎo hái ér zài jiù shè huì jiù nà me zàng |
[01:39.42] | āi nǐ bié kàn tǐng zàng |
[01:41.37] | liǎn shàng dào tǐng huā shào |
[01:43.37] | lǎo huà zhe gè dà hú tì ér |
[01:45.71] | hú tì ér shuí gěi huà de āi zì jǐ huà de |
[01:48.15] | zì jǐ zěn me huà de |
[01:50.64] | tā yǒu bí tì tā bù dǒng de xǐng |
[01:53.07] | bí tì liú guò le hé le bù xǐng |
[01:55.44] | bù xǐng zěn me yàng a yě bù ná shǒu |
[01:57.99] | ná nà mián ǎo xiù zi |
[02:01.04] | zhè huì ér yī lái yí gè dà chì bǎng |
[02:03.75] | zhè biān r zài liú le yòu yí gè dà chì bǎng |
[02:06.44] | āi zhè hú tì ér jiù xíng le |
[02:08.98] | nǐ kàn nà gè nà mián ǎo a shì bù de |
[02:12.69] | qīng bù mián ǎo |
[02:14.81] | yī dōng chuān guò lái dào dì èr nián yī kàn biàn le duàn zi de le |
[02:19.29] | zěn me bí tì cèng de zèng liàng le |
[02:22.12] | jiàn rén zěn me yàng jiàn rén cáng cáng duǒ duǒ yě bù gǎn shuō huà |
[02:26.90] | pèng jiàn shú rén le lǎo cáng |
[02:29.06] | tā bà bà lǐng zhe tā shàng jiē le pèng jiàn shú rén le |
[02:32.01] | āi lái lái lái |
[02:33.96] | duì fāng zhè |
[02:34.75] | jiào èr dà yé |
[02:36.38] | gěi èr dà yé jū gōng |
[02:37.48] | nǐ shuō nǐ de tā hái shì |
[02:40.67] | qiáo zhe zhè dà yé |
[02:42.56] | èr dà yé ne dāng rán yào wèn tā le |
[02:45.50] | hā zhè xiǎo zi tǐng hǎo a |
[02:46.99] | nǐ |
[02:48.31] | jǐ suì la |
[02:49.78] | wèn jǐ suì la |
[02:51.61] | suǒ dá fēi suǒ wèn |
[02:54.19] | xiān lè yī yī |
[02:57.93] | āi rén jiā zhè hái zi |
[02:58.99] | nǐ jǐ suì la |
[02:59.96] | yī hēi |
[03:01.55] | wǒ bà bà gěi wǒ mǎi gè tù yé |
[03:03.34] | zhè āi dé shàng ma zhè gè |
[03:05.36] | shuí wèn nǐ zhè gè huà le |
[03:07.22] | tā bà bà gěi tā mǎi gè tù yé |
[03:10.37] | suǒ yǐ shuō a nà shí hou nà xiǎo hái ér a jiù shì shǎ |
[03:13.95] | lián wǒ xiǎo shí hòu niàn shū a jiù niàn de zhè gè sī shú |
[03:17.52] | wǒ niàn shū de shí hòu a nà |
[03:19.38] | yě yě shì bèn yì diǎn ér shuō zhēn de |
[03:22.80] | wǒ niàn le yī nián duō wǒ cái bǎ zhè bǎi jiā xìng niàn huì le |
[03:27.46] | yī běn ér bǎi jiā xìng niàn le yī nián bàn |
[03:30.27] | āi zhè yě tài màn le |
[03:31.54] | a jiù nà me màn nǐ zěn me jiāo wǒ zěn me bú huì |
[03:34.94] | bèn ma lǎo shī yī jiào |
[03:37.10] | guò lái niàn |
[03:38.52] | zhào qián sūn lǐ |
[03:40.21] | wǒ jiù guò qù le |
[03:41.19] | wǒ shuō éi |
[03:42.97] | niàn zhào qián sūn lǐ |
[03:45.36] | lǎo shī yī tīng nà mèn le |
[03:48.24] | shén me jiào niàn zhào qián sūn lǐ a |
[03:50.54] | guāng niàn zhào qián sūn lǐ |
[03:52.31] | éi guāng niàn zhào qián sūn lǐ |
[03:55.21] | āi jiù niàn zhào qián sūn lǐ |
[03:57.84] | wǒ āi jiù niàn zhào qián sūn lǐ br |
[04:00.88] | lǎo shī shuō nǐ zěn me gēn wǒ xué a |
[04:02.56] | wǒ shuō fèi huà huā qián bù gēn nǐ xué gēn shuí xué a |
[04:05.73] | bǎ lǎo shī gěi qì le |
[04:09.65] | yī nián bàn niàn le yī běn bǎi jiā xìng |
[04:11.81] | nín suàn suàn |
[04:12.99] | āi nín bié qiáo wǒ zhè me bèn |
[04:15.36] | kě shì wǒ yǒu yī zhǒng |
[04:17.08] | piān cái |
[04:19.31] | bù bú shì tiān cái nín tīng míng bái le |
[04:21.25] | piān cái |
[04:22.77] | zěn me jiào piān cái ya a |
[04:24.77] | wǒ niàn huì le yī běn bǎi jiā xìng wǒ jiù huì duì duì zǐ le |
[04:29.02] | nà bú shì xīn xiān ma yào bù zěn me jiào piān cái ne |
[04:31.72] | gāi zháo de shì qíng ma |
[04:33.59] | duì zhe fù duì zǐ hái tǐng hǎo |
[04:36.15] | wǒ men nà lǎo shī xìng luó luó lǎo shī |
[04:38.34] | jiù zài wǒ nà shí hou zài dōng zhí mén dà jiē zhù |
[04:40.74] | jiù dōng zhí mén dà jiē yǒu gè luó lǎo shī |
[04:43.74] | wǒ men nà gè xué fáng duì guò ér jiù shì yí gè jiǔ pù jiǔ guǎn |
[04:48.22] | lǎo shī ài hē jiǔ dào dōng tiān jiù hē jiǔ |
[04:51.47] | lǎo shī zhè tiān hē wán jiǔ a huí lái le |
[04:55.79] | yǒu suǒ gǎn chù shén me shì a |
[04:57.90] | zhè gè jiǔ guǎn a mén kǒu |
[05:00.34] | yǒu yí gè zhǐ dēng lóng |
[05:02.29] | jiǔ huǎng zi |
[05:04.06] | zhè dēng lóng ne sì miàn dōu xiě zhe jiǔ zì |
[05:07.63] | lǎo shī shuō āi wǒ zhè ér yǒu gè duì zǐ shàng lián ér |
[05:10.49] | nǐ men shuí shuí néng duì zhè xià lián ér shuí duì a |
[05:13.32] | lǎo shī jiù shuō le |
[05:14.99] | shén me shàng lián ér ne |
[05:17.11] | yī zhǎn dēng sì gè zì jiǔ jiǔ jiǔ jiǔ |
[05:21.66] | sì miàn r dōu shì jiǔ |
[05:23.68] | jié guǒ yī bǎi duō xué shēng dōu méi duì shàng lái |
[05:26.04] | jiù wǒ duì shàng lái le |
[05:27.56] | yào bù zěn me jiào piān cái ya |
[05:29.86] | lǎo shī shuō zěn me yì sī a duì a |
[05:32.48] | yī zhǎn dēng sì gè zì jiǔ jiǔ jiǔ jiǔ br |
[05:35.22] | wǒ zhàn qǐ lái le |
[05:36.50] | wǒ shuō lǎo shī wǒ duì é |
[05:38.66] | èr gēng gǔ shuāng miàn luó tāng tāng tāng tāng |
[05:43.79] | lǎo shī yī tīng ā pǎo zhè ér dǎ gēng lái le |
[05:46.36] | āi zhè hái bù cuò |
[05:48.77] | hǎo wǒ zhè ér hái yí gè shàng lián ér |
[05:51.59] | shuí néng duì xià lián ér shuí duì a |
[05:57.23] | dēng lóng lóng dēng bái zhǐ fáng fēng |
[06:03.48] | zhè nín tīng zhe méi shén me zhè duì zǐ bù hǎo duì |
[06:06.10] | dēng lóng dǎ de nà dēng lóng |
[06:08.12] | lóng dēng néng gòu lóng zhù dēng |
[06:10.77] | bái zhǐ bái zhǐ hú de |
[06:12.05] | fáng fēng yǒu zhè dēng lóng fáng bèi fēng jìn lái |
[06:15.13] | qí shí a hòu tou zhè liǎng wèi shì yào cái |
[06:18.62] | bái zhǐ shì yào cái fáng fēng yě shì yào cái zé |
[06:21.87] | dēng lóng lóng dēng bái zhǐ fáng fēng zhè me yí gè br |
[06:26.40] | shuí yě duì bù shàng lái le |
[06:28.53] | dāng shí yòu shì wǒ duì shàng lái le |
[06:30.55] | piān cái ma |
[06:32.27] | wǒ duì shàng kě duì shàng lái le |
[06:34.08] | lǎo shī hěn shēng qì de yàng zi |
[06:36.10] | wǒ yě bù zhī dào zěn me yì sī |
[06:37.73] | lǎo shī a |
[06:39.05] | chuān zhe nà me yí gè huī shǔ de dōng tiān |
[06:42.18] | huī shǔ de fǎn pí guà zi |
[06:44.02] | nà jiào wài tào |
[06:47.36] | wài guà wài tào |
[06:48.90] | wǒ ná nà gè duì shàng lái le |
[06:50.59] | wǒ shuō lǎo shī wǒ duì shàng lái le |
[06:53.33] | nín chuān zhè wài tào wǒ ná zhè gè duì |
[06:56.46] | lǎo shī shuō xíng a nín duì duì wǒ tīng tīng |
[06:58.69] | wǒ shuō nín nà shàng lián ér zěn me shuō de |
[07:01.13] | dēng lóng lóng dēng bái zhǐ fáng fēng br |
[07:04.87] | wǒ shuō wǒ gěi nín duì |
[07:07.16] | wài tào tào wài chén pí guī gài |
[07:16.13] | wǒ duì wán le wǒ kàn lǎo shī hěn bù gāo xìng de yàng zi |
[07:20.07] | qí shí wǒ zhè xué wèn bù xiǎo a shì bú shì |
[07:23.38] | lǎo shī bù yuàn yì le |
[07:24.54] | qiāo zhuō shēng |
[07:25.86] | lǎo shī gěi shuō bu chū lái shén me |
[07:27.86] | yīn wèi shí me ne |
[07:28.75] | tā wǒ zhè gè yě shì liǎng wèi yào cái |
[07:32.71] | é a hǎo |
[07:34.59] | wǒ zhè ér hái yí gè shàng lián ér shuí néng duì xià lián ér |
[07:38.19] | jī guān huā |
[07:40.28] | bā yuè lǐ tou a nà huā gēn jī guàn zi shì de jī guān huā |
[07:45.64] | shuí néng duì |
[07:46.56] | jié guǒ shuí yě méi duì shàng lái dāng shí yòu wǒ duì shàng lái le |
[07:49.78] | wǒ zhàn qǐ lái wǒ jiù duì |
[07:51.01] | wǒ shuō lǎo shī wǒ duì |
[07:53.08] | gǒu wěi cǎo |
[07:55.24] | lǎo shī gāo xìng a |
[07:56.28] | āi yā zhè gè duì zǐ tài qià dàng la |
[07:59.26] | jī duì gǒu guān guān shì tóu |
[08:02.47] | wěi wěi shì wěi bā huā duì cǎo |
[08:04.96] | jī guān huā gǒu wěi cǎo |
[08:06.51] | hēi zhè gè xià lián ér duì dé miào a |
[08:09.66] | lǎo shī yuè niàn zhè xià lián ér yuè yǒu yì sī |
[08:13.74] | lǎo shī zěn me yàng a |
[08:15.41] | bù rěn de bǎ tā wàng gē |
[08:17.16] | jiù gēn qí tā tóng xué de shuō |
[08:19.55] | nǐ kàn kàn nǐ men a |
[08:21.31] | dōu méi duì shàng xià lián ér lái |
[08:24.26] | jiù tā duì shàng lái le |
[08:25.84] | zhè gè xià lián ér duì de duō hǎo a |
[08:27.91] | nǐ men suī rán méi duì shàng lái |
[08:29.66] | zhè xià lián ér nǐ men néng jì zhù bù néng a a |
[08:33.32] | jì zhù duō zá wǒ yào shuō jī guān huā |
[08:36.25] | dà jiā jiù yì kǒu tóng yīn dōu shuō gǒu wěi cǎo |
[08:39.93] | tīng jiàn méi yǒu |
[08:41.04] | shuí yào duì bù shàng lái shuō bù shàng lái wǒ jiù dǎ |
[08:43.99] | lǎo shī shì ài a pà bǎ zhè chá wàng le |
[08:47.67] | yì tiān méi zhǔn r wèn jǐ huí |
[08:49.92] | měi tiān shàng xué lái lǎo shī gāo xìng jiù wèn zhè jù |
[08:53.54] | bù guǎn gàn zhe shén me lǎo shī zhè ā kàn zhe kàn zhe xìn |
[08:56.49] | hū rán jiān xiǎng qǐ zhè gè lái le bǎ xìn gē xià le |
[08:59.30] | lǎo shī chōng wǒ men yī hǎn |
[09:00.74] | jī guān huā |
[09:02.11] | wǒ men zhè yī bǎi duō xué shēng zhàn qǐ lái yì kǒu tóng yīn |
[09:04.96] | gǒu wěi cǎo |
[09:07.46] | jiù de zhè yàng |
[09:09.38] | lǎo shī qiáo zhe qiáo zhe shū a yě qù bǎ shū běn liào xià |
[09:12.53] | jī guān huā wǎng zhè ér gǒu wěi cǎo |
[09:15.99] | yì tiān dōu hǎo jǐ huí |
[09:17.78] | xí yǐ wéi cháng yí gè duō yuè |
[09:21.66] | guò le yí gè duō yuè zhè tiān zāo le |
[09:25.00] | zěn me zāo le |
[09:26.23] | lái le gè yóu xué de xiān shēng |
[09:29.25] | shén me jiào yóu xué ya zài jiù shè huì a |
[09:32.36] | wén rén mò luò mò luò ér |
[09:35.22] | mò luò ér zěn me yàng ne |
[09:36.36] | jiù yào zhǎo zhè gè jiāo shū de xiān shēng jiè liǎ qián ér |
[09:39.98] | jìn mén xiān bù gēn nǐ jiè qián |
[09:41.88] | xiān gēn nǐ pán pán dào pán pán xué wèn |
[09:44.56] | rú guǒ tā shuō gè diǎn gù a shuō gè shén me ya |
[09:47.00] | bǎ nǐ wèn zhù rán hòu tā jiè liǎ pán chán qián ér |
[09:49.50] | zhè jiào yóu xué de |
[09:51.06] | zhè yóu xué de yī lái lǎo shī yī zuó mo |
[09:54.00] | bù néng ràng tā xiān shuō huà ya |
[09:56.35] | tā yào bǎ wǒ wèn zhù |
[09:58.21] | wǒ gěi tā qián wǒ hái dé diū miàn zi |
[10:00.62] | lǎo shī yī zuó mo zěn me bàn ne |
[10:02.41] | xiǎng zhǔ yì xiān wèn zhù tā |
[10:06.26] | jiù bǎ zhè duì zǐ shàng lián ér xiǎng qǐ lái le |
[10:08.89] | āi yā zhè wèi lǎo xiōng |
[10:11.88] | wǒ zhè ér yǒu gè duì zǐ shàng lián ér méi yǒu xià lián ér |
[10:14.82] | qǐng nǐ gěi duì gè xià lián ér hǎo ma |
[10:17.58] | yóu xué xiān shēng yī tīng hā a lǎo shī shén me shàng lián ér |
[10:21.59] | nín shuō shuō wǒ duì duì kàn |
[10:23.73] | lǎo shī jiù shuō de nà sā zì |
[10:26.33] | é |
[10:27.14] | jī guān huā |
[10:29.81] | jiù zhè sā zì nín bié qiáo bù suàn shén me |
[10:33.02] | zhēn bǎ zhè yóu xué de xiān shēng gěi nán zhù le |
[10:37.10] | xiǎng le bàn tiān |
[10:38.75] | méi duì shàng lái hàn zhū zi huáng dòu dà xiǎo |
[10:41.91] | lǎo shī yī kàn zhè gè lǎo shī gāo xìng le |
[10:45.03] | hēi āi yā zhè gè xué wèn hái zhāng luó chū lái yóu xué nà a |
[10:49.38] | zhè gè shàng lián ér hái bù hǎo duì |
[10:51.73] | béng shuō wǒ duì dāng rán shàng lián ér shì wǒ shuō de |
[10:54.70] | xià lián ér yào zài wǒ duì nǐ shuō wǒ zuò hǎo le de |
[10:57.91] | zhè gè xià lián ér béng shuō wǒ duì |
[11:00.25] | wǒ zhèi xiē gè tú dì zhèi xiē xué shēng |
[11:02.37] | tā men yě néng duì a |
[11:04.96] | zhè yóu xué xiān shēng yī tīng nà |
[11:06.66] | jiù yào zhǎo gè tái jiē ér zǒu |
[11:08.52] | hā lǎo shī nà me ràng zhè gè tóng xué men duì ba |
[11:13.26] | lǎo shī shuō méi shén me |
[11:16.09] | āi nǐ men dà jiā tīng zhe a |
[11:17.78] | wǒ zhè ér yǒu gè duì zǐ shàng lián ér |
[11:19.38] | shuí néng duì xià lián ér shuí duì xià lián ér |
[11:22.12] | lǎo shī āi zhe gè ér de zhǐ diǎn |
[11:24.17] | nà yì sī zěn me |
[11:25.02] | tiān tiān nà mén jiù gēn gōng kè shì de yì tiān wèn jǐ huí ya |
[11:29.25] | lǎo shī shuō tīng zhe a |
[11:30.74] | jī guān huā |
[11:31.96] | zhè yī shuō jī guān huā wǒ men měi tiān yī bǎi duō xué shēng zhàn qǐ lái yì kǒu tóng yīn gǒu wěi cǎo |
[11:37.78] | lǎo shì zhè bù jiù lòu liǎn le ma |
[11:39.80] | zhè bú shì měi tiān de gōng kè yí yàng ma |
[11:43.93] | yě bù zhī zěn me le nà tiān dǎo méi cuī de |
[11:47.25] | nǐ zhè tiān nǐ bú shì yòng shàng le ma |
[11:49.41] | hǎo yī bǎi duō rén quán wàng le |
[11:53.40] | dōu wàng le |
[11:54.61] | bié rén wàng hái yǒu qí kě shuō zhè xià lián shì wǒ duì de lián wǒ yě wàng le |
[12:00.04] | wǒ wàng liǎo bù guò wǒ bǐ tā men qiáng |
[12:02.60] | gǒu wěi cǎo sā zì wǒ hái jì zhù yí gè zì |
[12:05.48] | wǒ zhàn qǐ lái wǒ jiù shuō yí gè zì |
[12:07.52] | lǎo shī zhè me yī hǎn |
[12:09.01] | jī guān huā |
[12:10.27] | wǒ shuō |
[12:11.82] | gǒu |
[12:14.04] | lǎo shī yī tīng gǒu shén me ya |
[12:16.97] | jī guān huā |
[12:18.08] | wǒ shuō gǒu |
[12:20.52] | jī guān huā gǒu |
[12:22.70] | ā bǎ lǎo shī gěi jí de |
[12:25.21] | lǎo shī yǒu xīn yào tí xǐng wǒ ma |
[12:27.26] | yòu pà nà wèi tīng jiàn |
[12:29.07] | zhè zěn me bàn nà |
[12:30.28] | lǎo shī yī zhāo jí |
[12:32.64] | āi |
[12:33.74] | wǎng wǒ shēn hòu tou yī kàn nà |
[12:35.75] | kào qiáng nà ér lì zhe yī kǔn cǎo |
[12:39.49] | lǎo shī yī kàn zhè kǔn cǎo yào tí xǐng wǒ |
[12:42.60] | lǎo shī a jiù chōng wǒ shēn hòu tou nà kǔn cǎo a zhè me yī nǔ zuǐ r |
[12:48.57] | ràng wǒ huí tóu qiáo nà kǔn cǎo |
[12:51.15] | zhè ér yǒu gǒu zài yǒu nà gè cǎo |
[12:53.62] | gǒu wěi cǎo yí gè wěi zì ér wǒ hái xiǎng bù qǐ lái ma |
[12:57.30] | lǎo shī chōng wǒ zhè me yī lái zuò nǔ zuǐ zhuàng |
[13:00.30] | yī nǔ zuǐ r shì ràng wǒ huí tóu kàn nà kǔn cǎo a |
[13:03.36] | kě shì wǒ méi huí tóu |
[13:05.59] | dàn shì wǒ zhè xià lián ér yě duì shàng lái le |
[13:08.26] | lǎo shī shuō jī guān huā |
[13:10.02] | wǒ shuō gǒu |
[13:12.10] | a wǒ shuō gǒu gǒu |
[13:13.21] | gǒu juē zuǐ |
[13:20.00] | ...... |