连升三级(上) 歌词

歌曲	连升三级(上)
歌手	刘宝瑞
专辑	刘宝瑞单口相声大全
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[00:00.000]	有这么一个人哪，一个字都不认识，连他自己的名字都不会写，他上京赶考去了。
[00:11.099]
[00:12.000]	（诶～）到那儿还就中了，不单中了，而（并）且升来升去啊还入阁拜相。
[00:21.059]
[00:23.000]	你说这不是瞎说嘛？哪有这个事啊！
[00:26.059]
[00:26.099]	当然现在是没有这个事，现在你不能替人民办事，（他）人民也不选举你呀！
[00:35.013]
[00:35.089]	我说这个事情啊，是明朝的这么一段事情。
[00:39.059]
[00:40.009]	因为在内（那）个社会啊，甭管你有才没才学，有学问没学问，你有钱没有？（啊～）有钱！就能做官，捐个官做。
[00:54.029]
[00:54.035]	说有势力，也能做官。
[00:58.070]
[00:58.089]	也没钱也没势力，（啊～），碰上啦，用上这假势力，也能做官。
[01:07.019]
[01:07.069]	什么叫假势力啊？（它）因为在内（那）个社会呀，那些个做官的人，都怀着一肚子鬼胎，都是这个拍上欺下，疑神疑鬼；你害怕我，我害怕你，互相害怕，这里头就有矛盾了。
[01:27.070]
[01:27.083]	由打这个呢，（诶～），造成很多可笑的事情。
[01:32.030]
[01:33.010]	今天我说这段就这么回事。
[01:35.070]
[01:36.010]	在这个明朝天启年哪，山东临清州有一个大财主张百万，他有个儿子叫张好古，三十来岁了。
[01:50.001]
[01:50.080]	这家伙儿，从小就是娇生惯养，也没念过书，不认识字，连自己的名字都写不上来。
[01:57.060]
[01:58.010]	每天呢，就是什么提笼架鸟啊，狐朋狗友啊，（呃～）茶馆啊，酒肆啊，吃喝玩乐就这个。
[02:05.010]
[02:06.001]	那么大伙儿呢，见他面都尊敬他，“哦～大少爷。”当着面管他叫大少爷，背地里头人都管他叫“狗少”。
[02:17.019]
[02:18.010]	有这么一天哪，张好古啊上街上溜达去了，一看围着一圈子人，一分人群儿进来，是个相面儿的。
[02:25.078]
[02:26.001]	这相面的正在这说着呢，一看：哟～认识，这不是张百万家的内（那）狗少嘛，有的是钱，这要奉承他两句，起码得弄一两银子儿，奉承奉承他。
[02:44.001]
[02:45.000]	一看张好古，假装地：“哎呀！嗬～这位老兄，你的双眉带彩，二目有神哪，可做国家栋梁之材，这要上京赶考，准能得中！”
[03:05.007]
[03:05.099]	要搁别人啊，明白的给他一嘴巴：我上京赶考？我一个字都不认识，（怎）我我考什么拿什么考啊？
[03:13.068]
[03:13.099]	可是张好古哇，他没往那想，他想什么呀。
[03:17.001]
[03:17.018]	内（那）个社会，我们家里有的是钱哪，想做个官儿，那还不很容易嘛。
[03:25.010]
[03:25.099]	他倒乐了：“哦？我要现在上京赶考准能得中吗？”
[03:31.000]
[03:32.020]	“我保您中前三名，您要得中之后我喝您的喜酒。”
[03:36.089]
[03:36.099]	“好好，给你二两银子儿。”
[03:38.026]
[03:38.099]	这就给人二两银子儿。
[03:39.010]
[03:40.010]	到家里头打点行囊包裹，上京赶考。
[03:44.010]
[03:44.079]	你不想你自个儿怎么去嘛？
[03:46.030]
[03:47.020]	再说这赶考你也得先得乡试啊，山东临清州乡试，乡试完喽省试，到这个山东济南府，省试完了才能入都呢，到北京叫会试啊。
[03:58.010]
[03:58.097]	他这个截着两道手呢，愣上北京。
[04:02.070]
[04:02.099]	家里有的是钱，多带金子儿，少带银子儿，骑着一匹高头大马，奔北京了。
[04:08.001]
[04:08.020]	可是他动身内（那）天就晚啦，赶到北京啊，考场最末一天。
[04:16.001]
[04:18.020]	甭说进考场，到北京的时候啊，他连北京城门也进不来啦，半夜了三更天，都关城啦。
[04:25.010]
[04:25.099]	（嗯～）可巧啊！他就撞这西直门来啦，半夜三更天。
[04:32.070]
[04:32.095]	（嘿～）正赶上西直门哪～进水车。
[04:37.095]
[04:40.001]	明、清两代的皇上是这个制度：他在北京坐着，他得喝京西玉泉山的水，他说内（那）地方体沉，半夜了让老百姓往城里头弄水，还得喝当天儿的。
[04:53.075]
[04:54.010]	张好古到这儿的时候呢，正赶这水车来，城官儿老远的，守城官把城门开放，往里进水车。
[05:02.085]
[05:03.002]	要搁别人啊，也不敢，懂啊。
[05:05.069]
[05:06.000]	张好古他也不懂，骑着马就跟这水车后头往里走，城官也不敢问他，打算他给皇上家押水车的呢，就这么着他跟着进来了！
[05:19.002]
[05:21.035]	可是进了城啦，也不行，他不认识考场在什么地方啊，乱撞。
[05:28.002]
[05:28.089]	也不知怎么就撞到这棋盘街了，一看啊，对面来了一群人，头里儿有两个气死风灯，当中有一匹高头大马，谁啊？九千岁——魏忠贤查街。
[05:42.002]
[05:43.097]	张好古骑着这马呢，一看那么多人，一看这灯亮，这马要惊，他一勒丝缰没勒住，得！他这马呀，正撞着魏忠贤的马！
[05:55.001]
[05:56.002]	魏忠贤？那还了得！那是（这个）明朝天启皇上的宠信的太监，执掌生杀之权。
[06:06.002]
[06:06.060]	要搁着每天撞他马了，不问，杀！先斩后奏，有生杀之权。
[06:12.086]
[06:14.001]	今儿个呢，今儿没有，怎么？魏忠贤哪（你看）今怎么这么好呀，今儿个他心里高兴，想要问问他，什么事情这么忙，这一问行啦。
[06:26.001]
[06:26.530]	“嘿！这小子啊，黑更半夜的你撞什么丧啊？”
[06:32.030]
[06:32.600]	张好古也不知道他就是九千岁，打家里头说话惯了。
[06:37.029]
[06:37.028]	“啊？你管啊，我有急事！”
[06:40.030]
[06:40.069]	“哟～猴崽子，真横啊！黑更半夜的你有什么急事啊？”
[06:50.079]
[06:50.090]	“有什么急事啊？我打山东来，上这儿赶考，晚咯，我就考场进不去啦，你说考场进不去，这不把我前三名给耽误了嘛！”
[07:03.001]
[07:03.070]	“啊？你就准知道你准能中前三名？你就有这个学问？有这个把握？”
[07:11.001]
[07:11.029]	“那当然啦！没这把握大老远的谁上这儿干什么来啊！”
[07:15.069]
[07:15.088]	“嗬～那也不行啊，现在考场关门了，你也进不去啦。”
[07:22.040]
[07:22.088]	“那我不会去砸门嘛。”（还没听说上考场砸门去的呢）
[07:28.001]
[07:29.005]	他这么一说，魏忠贤这么一想：怎么着！他就准知道他能中前三名？准有这么大的学问？不对，这是撞了我的马了，想法儿要跑，不能让他走！
[07:44.046]
[07:45.039]	“来啊，去，把这个人给送进考场，拿我一张名片！”
[07:51.046]
[07:52.002]	魏忠贤的意思到底看看你有这么大学问没有，可魏忠贤也混蛋哪，你要看他学问你就让他自个儿去得了，他到那也中不了啊，他这拿名片送，那人考场他敢不中吗。
[08:07.092]
[08:10.001]	就给送去了，到里头儿，这么一递片子，这两位主考官一看，怎么着？九千岁魏忠贤黑更半夜地送来的人。
[08:21.074]
[08:21.090]	哎呀，俩主考官半夜的都起来啦，俩人坐这儿一研究：“哎呀，年兄！九千岁黑更半夜送来的人，这一定是九千岁的亲支近派呀！这咱们得收留下呀！”
[08:38.001]
[08:39.009]	这个说：“不行啊，年兄！咱们这号房都住满啦！”
[08:42.035]
[08:42.076]	“诶～那也得想办法呀！号房住满了没关系，咱俩凑合凑合，我在你内（那）屋，让他在这儿”（好！半夜里头大主考腾房搬家！把房子给腾了。）
[08:57.026]
[08:57.083]	那么他进来啦，这俩主考官这又研究上了：“年兄，咱们得给他出题啊。”
[09:06.036]
[09:06.066]	这个说：“这怎么出题啊？这玩意儿咱也不知道他温习的什么书哇，（你）回头他要做不上来，中不了，这不是得罪九千岁嘛！”
[09:16.003]
[09:16.089]	“那怎么办呢？怎么办呢这……”
[09:19.028]
[09:20.007]	“这不这有卷纸儿嘛，干脆我出题，我说，你写！”
[09:24.076]
[09:24.098]	（他们俩人给办啦！）
[09:25.078]
[09:29.076]	一个说，一个写，完啦。俩人这么一看，写完了一瞧：“行！还好！”（这不废话儿嘛！自个儿出题自个儿做那还不好啊！）
[09:42.003]
[09:43.075]	完了俩人又这么一商量：“这玩意儿要真给他中个头一名，这可太下不去啦！”
[09:51.002]
[09:52.009]	“你说要不（中）又怕得罪九千岁，得啦！给中个第二名吧！”
[09:55.079]
[09:55.097]	中了个第二名，一字儿没写！来了个第二。
[10:01.003]
[10:02.003]	中了以后啊，到了三天头上，应当赶考的举子啊，去拜师，拜主考，递门生帖，算他的学生了，应当去拜师。张好古没去，他倒不是架子大，他不懂啊！没去。
[10:20.010]
[10:20.089]	没去这俩主考官又研究上啦：“年兄，这个张好古太不尽乎人情啦，虽然你是打九千岁那儿来的，可是啊，我们这样地关照你，也没出题、没让你作文，就给你中了个第二名，你怎么这么点面子都不懂啊？怎么都不来行拜师礼！不来看看我们？这架子可太大啦！”
[10:47.009]
[10:47.096]	那个说；“哎～别着急，你想想，咱们不是冲着九千岁吗？再说回来啦，这是九千岁的近人呢，将来他要做了大官，咱还得让他关照咱们呢！他不是不来看咱们嘛？走，咱们瞧瞧他去！”
[11:06.085]
[11:06.097]	好！老师拜学生来啦！
[11:12.096]
[11:14.078]	到这块儿啦，坐下这么一谈话：“哎呀，那天呢，要不是九千岁拿片子送你呀，这考场你可进不来啦！”
[11:24.010]
[11:25.076]	他也不知道哪儿的事儿，什么九千岁？就含糊着答应着。等这个两个主考官走喽，他这么一打听，一问人家，才知道：哎哟！九千岁魏忠贤？好家伙！哦，我撞他马内内就是魏忠贤哪？嗬！哎，撞他倒好啦！要不然，没这片子儿，我还进不了考场啦！
[11:52.068]
[11:52.094]	您就知道他多糊涂啦！他还不知道：你进考场怎么中啊？他没往那儿想，就是没这片子我中不了啦。
[12:00.078]
[12:00.093]	这我得看看九千岁去。
[12:02.001]
[12:03.043]	有的是钱呢，买了很多的贵重的礼品，就到了这个九千岁魏忠贤的府，往这一递，底下人拿到里头儿，魏忠贤一看：张好古？不认识，就打算不见，可又一瞧这礼单，（端详礼单状），还得叫进来吧！
[12:33.003]
[12:33.076]	进来了，进来这么一说话呢，“嘿呀，千岁！那天要没有您的片子，（啊～），我还进不去考场啦！”
[12:43.025]
[12:43.085]	魏忠贤这才知道：“噢！就是你撞我的马啦？哎，你怎么样啦？”
[12:51.076]
[12:51.099]	“托千岁的洪福，我中了个第二名。”
[12:55.063]
[12:55.096]	“啊？哎呀！怨不得那天说话那么大口气，敢情真有这个学问哪？嗬！”魏忠贤一想：这将来我要面南背北登基之后……（他是憋着谋朝篡位了）我登基之后，这路人我有用处啊。款待！大摆酒宴。这么一款待，张好古一个字——吃！
[13:25.013]
[13:26.076]	吃饱了，喝足喽，端茶送客，亲自送到魏王府外。这一下子不要紧，北京城嚷嚷动啦！
[13:35.023]
[13:35.089]	文武百官、大小官都嘀咕：为什么这个新科的进士张好古上他那儿去他怎么给送出来呀？
[13:47.019]
[13:47.079]	“哎，（这说）你还不知道吗？我听说啦，他进考场的那天呢，还是九千岁拿名片黑更半夜给送进去的。你甭问啦！这一定，是九千岁的亲支近派，这还许是九千岁的长辈呢！”
[14:04.002]
[14:05.076]	“嗯～对对对！”
[14:07.025]
[14:07.089]	大伙儿这么一商量：“既然是九千岁的长辈，那咱们应当大家联名保荐一下啊，将来他要做了大官儿，咱不还有个关照呢嘛？”
[14:21.036]
[14:21.073]	“对！”大伙儿啊，做大官的联名上了一个奏折儿：保荐新科进士张好古。
[14:31.004]
[14:31.072]	奏折儿上去啦，皇上这么一瞧：“啊，哎呀！既然这个人有这么大的才干，为什么才中第二名呢？（嗯～）屈才呀！这个人，应该入翰林院呢！”
[14:48.023]
[14:48.089]	好！他入了翰林院啦！
[14:50.089]
[14:52.073]	嘿，他一到翰林院哪，这些翰林，大伙就都商量了，都知道他是九千岁的人，又是大伙联名保荐来的，那个谁不尊敬他？都害怕他！有事情也不让他做；有写的，也不让他写。不单不让他写，而且别人写完了还拿到他跟前儿让他给看看：“哎呀，张年兄，你看这怎么样？”
[15:25.003]
[15:25.059]	他也不懂，装模作样一看：“嗯，行！很好，很好！”就这一句话，他在翰林院愣混了一年多，没事。
[15:38.021]
[15:39.089]	赶到转过年来呀，魏忠贤的生日。翰林院里头儿呢，也就说这档子儿事情啦。啊，九千岁啊，快到生日了，这个说你送什么礼，我这礼单什么什么，我礼单什么什么。哎，咱得写写呀。
[15:58.076]
[15:59.003]	张好古一看，这天呢打四宝斋路过呢，也买了一个挑扇，一副对子儿。没写的。拿着，进翰林院了。
[16:07.034]
[16:07.074]	大伙儿翰林这么一看：“哎哟嗬！张年兄，您这是给九千岁送的？”
[16:13.076]
[16:13.092]	“是啊。”
[16:14.028]
[16:14.076]	“我们看看，哟？您怎么……还没写呢？”
[16:20.014]
[16:20.079]	“啊，可不是嘛。”
[16:21.066]
[16:22.006]	“那好极啦！（哎呀～）您来了一年多啊，到翰林院哪，我们都没看见您写过字啊！今天借着这个机会，可得瞻仰瞻仰您的墨宝啦！”
[16:35.019]
[16:35.068]	“不不！你们写的挺好！还你们来吧！”
[16:42.056]
[16:43.067]	大伙儿一听：怎么！还我们来？
[16:46.086]
[16:47.003]	赶到晚上哪，下了班之后，张好古照例头一个走。他走啦，这翰林就留到这儿，大伙儿这么一研究：怎么回事啊？
[17:00.034]
[17:00.084]	其中有聪明的：“这家伙别就仗着九千岁魏忠贤的门子，许是没学问，不认识字吧？一个字儿没看他写过呀？咱们写的东西也有时候写错了让他看，他也没看出来呀。后头咱们发现咱们看出来的，这……这（什）什么意思啊？大概齐，许是不认识字！”
[17:27.010]
[17:27.069]	这个说：“是啊！要这么着，好办啦！”
[17:30.024]
[17:30.096]	“那怎么办呢？”
[17:31.069]
[17:32.046]	“怎么办呢，我有主意，咱俩人办！”
[17:35.003]
[17:35.064]	商量好啦。
[17:36.095]
[17:37.019]	赶到了第二天，张好古来了。“怎么着？张年兄，瞻仰瞻仰您的墨宝？”
[17:43.076]
[17:44.006]	“不不不！你们来，你们来，你们写的挺好嘛，你们来！”
[17:46.067]
[17:46.099]	“好，要既然这样，那我写这挑扇。”
[17:52.065]	这人写啦，写了八句，什么词啊：
[17:56.014]
[17:56.098]	红尘白浪两茫茫，忍辱柔和是妙方，
[18:03.002]	从来硬弩弦先断，自古钢刀口易伤，
[18:09.076]	人为贪财身先丧，鸟为夺食命早亡，
[18:15.009]	任你奸滑多取巧，难免荒郊土内藏。
[18:21.086]
[18:22.009]	给来了这么八句，一个“死”，一个“亡”。
[18:23.086]
[18:24.000]	“张年兄，您看这怎么样？”
[18:27.059]
[18:27.089]	张好古一瞧，他瞧什么呀？
[18:29.003]
[18:30.076]	“嗯～行！很好！很好！就这样吧！”（就这样啦？！）
[18:40.006]
[18:40.036]	那个写对子儿的心里有谱啦！哦，行嘞！一动脑筋，编了一个词儿，大骂魏忠贤，说魏忠贤要谋朝篡位，图谋不轨！
[18:54.026]
[18:54.086]	写了，写完啦：“张年兄，您看这行吗？”
[18:58.076]
[18:58.098]	他还那句：“很好，很好！”（这也很好啊？！）
[19:03.019]
[19:03.086]	“好好。”写上！
[19:05.001]	到这天，他就真给送去啦！这送去啦，他礼品很多，礼单很贵重啊。把他迎接进去了。
[19:16.006]
[19:16.029]	这对子挑扇儿刚这钉钉子要挂，就这工夫儿，魏忠贤还没看哪，这工夫儿，皇上的圣旨来啦，亲赐“福”、“寿”字。他呀——魏忠贤得接“福”、“寿”字儿去，设摆香案挺麻烦啊，把这茬接过去啦！这茬接过去了，那这东西可就挂上啦。
[19:38.021]
[19:38.059]	说挂上了没人看出来吗？有人看出来，大官这么一看：咝！这不是骂九千岁吗？
[19:47.079]
[19:47.098]	看出来可看出来啦，文武百官都不敢说，怎么不敢说呀？他知道魏忠贤这脾气呀。
[19:57.035]
[19:57.074]	有人一告诉：“千岁，某人某人可骂您呢！”
[20:02.007]
[20:02.026]	魏忠贤一听，怎么着？敢骂我！杀！先斩后奏，杀了。杀完了他一想：嗯～不对呀，他骂我他一个人知道，他告诉我了他也知道，这我更寒碜啦，这也杀！内（那）也完啦！谁敢告诉他呀？
[20:20.018]
[20:21.065]	就这个，在这儿挂了这么一天，嘿～没事！
[20:25.003]
[20:25.039]	又过了几年呢，这个天启皇上死啦，崇祯即位。崇祯这么一登基呀，好嘛！打这个魏忠贤家里头儿，抄出来龙衣、龙冠，这是一定要是篡位呀。
[20:44.008]
[20:44.073]	杀！魏忠贤，全家该斩，灭门九族！
[20:50.003]
[20:50.089]	那么就有人大臣跪下了，（哎呀～）说：“启奏我主万岁，（呃～）翰林院的翰林张好古也是魏忠贤的人！”
[20:59.016]
[20:59.056]	皇上说：“杀！”
[21:00.001]
[21:00.086]	他一说杀，旁边又跪下一个官儿，“哎呀！（说）启奏我主万岁，要说别人是魏忠贤的人，我相信，要说张好古，那他绝对不是魏忠贤的人！”
[21:13.004]
[21:13.076]	皇上说：“你怎么知道呢？”
[21:15.033]
[21:15.079]	“我怎么知道啊？因为呀，在前几年，魏忠贤做寿，张好古给送了一个挑扇，一副对子儿。那副对子儿我记得是大骂魏忠贤，内（那）对子儿的上、下联我还记着呢。是这个‘昔日曹公进九锡，今朝魏王欲受禅’。拿他比曹操，说他要篡位啦，您琢磨？他是他的人吗？”
[21:43.009]
[21:43.077]	皇上一想：“哎呀，那不是！不单不是啊，这还是忠臣哪！那好，连升三级！”
[21:49.089]
[21:50.002]	好，一群混蛋儿！
[21:53.066]
[21:54.016]	满厅掌声雷动……
[22:02.001]
[22:02.089]	/歌词制作者：阳光下的追蝶少年/
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[22:03.94]
[22:04.03]	往事已矣，深究无益，唯望刘老先生千古。

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[00:00.000]	you zhe me yi ge ren na, yi ge zi dou bu ren shi, lian ta zi ji de ming zi dou bu hui xie, ta shang jing gan kao qu le.
[00:11.099]
[00:12.000]	ei dao na er hai jiu zhong le, bu dan zhong le, er bing qie sheng lai sheng qu a hai ru ge bai xiang.
[00:21.059]
[00:23.000]	ni shuo zhe bu shi xia shuo ma? na you zhe ge shi a!
[00:26.059]
[00:26.099]	dang ran xian zai shi mei you zhe ge shi, xian zai ni bu neng ti ren min ban shi, ta ren min ye bu xuan ju ni ya!
[00:35.013]
[00:35.089]	wo shuo zhe ge shi qing a, shi ming chao de zhe me yi duan shi qing.
[00:39.059]
[00:40.009]	yin wei zai nei na ge she hui a, beng guan ni you cai mei cai xue, you xue wen mei xue wen, ni you qian mei you? a you qian! jiu neng zuo guan, juan ge guan zuo.
[00:54.029]
[00:54.035]	shuo you shi li, ye neng zuo guan.
[00:58.070]
[00:58.089]	ye mei qian ye mei shi li, a, peng shang la, yong shang zhe jia shi li, ye neng zuo guan.
[01:07.019]
[01:07.069]	shen me jiao jia shi li a? ta yin wei zai nei na ge she hui ya, nei xie ge zuo guan de ren, dou huai zhe yi du zi gui tai, dou shi zhe ge pai shang qi xia, yi shen yi gui ni hai pa wo, wo hai pa ni, hu xiang hai pa, zhe li tou jiu you mao dun le.
[01:27.070]
[01:27.083]	you da zhe ge ne, ei, zao cheng hen duo ke xiao de shi qing.
[01:32.030]
[01:33.010]	jin tian wo shuo zhe duan jiu zhe me hui shi.
[01:35.070]
[01:36.010]	zai zhe ge ming chao tian qi nian na, shan dong lin qing zhou you yi ge da cai zhu zhang bai wan, ta you ge er zi jiao zhang hao gu, san shi lai sui le.
[01:50.001]
[01:50.080]	zhe jia huo er, cong xiao jiu shi jiao sheng guan yang, ye mei nian guo shu, bu ren shi zi, lian zi ji de ming zi dou xie bu shang lai.
[01:57.060]
[01:58.010]	mei tian ne, jiu shi shen me ti long jia niao a, hu peng gou you a, e cha guan a, jiu si a, chi he wan le jiu zhe ge.
[02:05.010]
[02:06.001]	na me da huo er ne, jian ta mian dou zun jing ta," o da shao ye." dang zhe mian guan ta jiao da shao ye, bei di li tou ren dou guan ta jiao" gou shao".
[02:17.019]
[02:18.010]	you zhe me yi tian na, zhang hao gu a shang jie shang liu da qu le, yi kan wei zhe yi quan zi ren, yi fen ren qun er jin lai, shi ge xiang mian er de.
[02:25.078]
[02:26.001]	zhe xiang mian de zheng zai zhe shuo zhe ne, yi kan: yo ren shi, zhe bu shi zhang bai wan jia de nei na gou shao ma, you de shi qian, zhe yao feng cheng ta liang ju, qi ma de nong yi liang yin zi r, feng cheng feng cheng ta.
[02:44.001]
[02:45.000]	yi kan zhang hao gu, jia zhuang di:" ai ya! he zhe wei lao xiong, ni de shuang mei dai cai, er mu you shen na, ke zuo guo jia dong liang zhi cai, zhe yao shang jing gan kao, zhun neng de zhong!"
[03:05.007]
[03:05.099]	yao ge bie ren a, ming bai de gei ta yi zui ba: wo shang jing gan kao? wo yi ge zi dou bu ren shi, zen wo wo kao shen me na shen me kao a?
[03:13.068]
[03:13.099]	ke shi zhang hao gu wa, ta mei wang na xiang, ta xiang shen me ya.
[03:17.001]
[03:17.018]	nei na ge she hui, wo men jia li you de shi qian na, xiang zuo ge guan er, na hai bu hen rong yi ma.
[03:25.010]
[03:25.099]	ta dao le le:" o? wo yao xian zai shang jing gan kao zhun neng de zhong ma?"
[03:31.000]
[03:32.020]	" wo bao nin zhong qian san ming, nin yao de zhong zhi hou wo he nin de xi jiu."
[03:36.089]
[03:36.099]	" hao hao, gei ni er liang yin zi r."
[03:38.026]
[03:38.099]	zhe jiu gei ren er liang yin zi r.
[03:39.010]
[03:40.010]	dao jia li tou da dian xing nang bao guo, shang jing gan kao.
[03:44.010]
[03:44.079]	ni bu xiang ni zi ge er zen me qu ma?
[03:46.030]
[03:47.020]	zai shuo zhe gan kao ni ye de xian de xiang shi a, shan dong lin qing zhou xiang shi, xiang shi wan lou sheng shi, dao zhe ge shan dong ji nan fu, sheng shi wan le cai neng ru dou ne, dao bei jing jiao hui shi a.
[03:58.010]
[03:58.097]	ta zhe ge jie zhe liang dao shou ne, leng shang bei jing.
[04:02.070]
[04:02.099]	jia li you de shi qian, duo dai jin zi r, shao dai yin zi r, qi zhe yi pi gao tou da ma, ben bei jing le.
[04:08.001]
[04:08.020]	ke shi ta dong shen nei na tian jiu wan la, gan dao bei jing a, kao chang zui mo yi tian.
[04:16.001]
[04:18.020]	beng shuo jin kao chang, dao bei jing de shi hou a, ta lian bei jing cheng men ye jin bu lai la, ban ye le san geng tian, dou guan cheng la.
[04:25.010]
[04:25.099]	ke qiao a! ta jiu zhuang zhe xi zhi men lai la, ban ye san geng tian.
[04:32.070]
[04:32.095]	hei zheng gan shang xi zhi men na jin shui che.
[04:37.095]
[04:40.001]	ming qing liang dai de huang shang shi zhe ge zhi du: ta zai bei jing zuo zhe, ta de he jing xi yu quan shan de shui, ta shuo nei na di fang ti chen, ban ye le rang lao bai xing wang cheng li tou nong shui, hai de he dang tian er de.
[04:53.075]
[04:54.010]	zhang hao gu dao zhe er de shi hou ne, zheng gan zhe shui che lai, cheng guan er lao yuan de, shou cheng guan ba cheng men kai fang, wang li jin shui che.
[05:02.085]
[05:03.002]	yao ge bie ren a, ye bu gan, dong a.
[05:05.069]
[05:06.000]	zhang hao gu ta ye bu dong, qi zhe ma jiu gen zhe shui che hou tou wang li zou, cheng guan ye bu gan wen ta, da suan ta gei huang shang jia ya shui che de ne, jiu zhe me zhao ta gen zhe jin lai le!
[05:19.002]
[05:21.035]	ke shi jin le cheng la, ye bu xing, ta bu ren shi kao chang zai shen me di fang a, luan zhuang.
[05:28.002]
[05:28.089]	ye bu zhi zen me jiu zhuang dao zhe qi pan jie le, yi kan a, dui mian lai le yi qun ren, tou li er you liang ge qi si feng deng, dang zhong you yi pi gao tou da ma, shui a? jiu qian sui wei zhong xian cha jie.
[05:42.002]
[05:43.097]	zhang hao gu qi zhe zhe ma ne, yi kan na me duo ren, yi kan zhe deng liang, zhe ma yao jing, ta yi lei si jiang mei lei zhu, de! ta zhe ma ya, zheng zhuang zhe wei zhong xian de ma!
[05:55.001]
[05:56.002]	wei zhong xian? na hai liao de! na shi zhe ge ming chao tian qi huang shang de chong xin de tai jian, zhi zhang sheng sha zhi quan.
[06:06.002]
[06:06.060]	yao ge zhe mei tian zhuang ta ma le, bu wen, sha! xian zhan hou zou, you sheng sha zhi quan.
[06:12.086]
[06:14.001]	jin er ge ne, jin er mei you, zen me? wei zhong xian na ni kan jin zen me zhe me hao ya, jin er ge ta xin li gao xing, xiang yao wen wen ta, shen me shi qing zhe me mang, zhe yi wen xing la.
[06:26.001]
[06:26.530]	" hei! zhe xiao zi a, hei geng ban ye de ni zhuang shen me sang a?"
[06:32.030]
[06:32.600]	zhang hao gu ye bu zhi dao ta jiu shi jiu qian sui, da jia li tou shuo hua guan le.
[06:37.029]
[06:37.028]	" a? ni guan a, wo you ji shi!"
[06:40.030]
[06:40.069]	" yo hou zai zi, zhen heng a! hei geng ban ye de ni you shen me ji shi a?"
[06:50.079]
[06:50.090]	" you shen me ji shi a? wo da shan dong lai, shang zhe er gan kao, wan ge, wo jiu kao chang jin bu qu la, ni shuo kao chang jin bu qu, zhe bu ba wo qian san ming gei dan wu le ma!"
[07:03.001]
[07:03.070]	" a? ni jiu zhun zhi dao ni zhun neng zhong qian san ming? ni jiu you zhe ge xue wen? you zhe ge ba wo?"
[07:11.001]
[07:11.029]	" na dang ran la! mei zhe ba wo da lao yuan de shui shang zhe er gan shen me lai a!"
[07:15.069]
[07:15.088]	" he na ye bu xing a, xian zai kao chang guan men le, ni ye jin bu qu la."
[07:22.040]
[07:22.088]	" na wo bu hui qu za men ma." hai mei ting shuo shang kao chang za men qu de ne
[07:28.001]
[07:29.005]	ta zhe me yi shuo, wei zhong xian zhe me yi xiang: zen me zhao! ta jiu zhun zhi dao ta neng zhong qian san ming? zhun you zhe me da de xue wen? bu dui, zhe shi zhuang le wo de ma le, xiang fa er yao pao, bu neng rang ta zou!
[07:44.046]
[07:45.039]	" lai a, qu, ba zhe ge ren gei song jin kao chang, na wo yi zhang ming pian!"
[07:51.046]
[07:52.002]	wei zhong xian de yi si dao di kan kan ni you zhe me da xue wen mei you, ke wei zhong xian ye hun dan na, ni yao kan ta xue wen ni jiu rang ta zi ge er qu de le, ta dao na ye zhong bu liao a, ta zhe na ming pian song, na ren kao chang ta gan bu zhong ma.
[08:07.092]
[08:10.001]	jiu gei song qu le, dao li tou er, zhe me yi di pian zi, zhe liang wei zhu kao guan yi kan, zen me zhao? jiu qian sui wei zhong xian hei geng ban ye di song lai de ren.
[08:21.074]
[08:21.090]	ai ya, lia zhu kao guan ban ye de dou qi lai la, lia ren zuo zhe er yi yan jiu:" ai ya, nian xiong! jiu qian sui hei geng ban ye song lai de ren, zhe yi ding shi jiu qian sui de qin zhi jin pai ya! zhe zan men de shou liu xia ya!"
[08:38.001]
[08:39.009]	zhe ge shuo:" bu xing a, nian xiong! zan men zhe hao fang dou zhu man la!"
[08:42.035]
[08:42.076]	" ei na ye de xiang ban fa ya! hao fang zhu man le mei guan xi, zan lia cou he cou he, wo zai ni nei na wu, rang ta zai zhe er" hao! ban ye li tou da zhu kao teng fang ban jia! ba fang zi gei teng le.
[08:57.026]
[08:57.083]	na me ta jin lai la, zhe lia zhu kao guan zhe you yan jiu shang le:" nian xiong, zan men de gei ta chu ti a."
[09:06.036]
[09:06.066]	zhe ge shuo:" zhe zen me chu ti a? zhe wan yi er zan ye bu zhi dao ta wen xi de shen me shu wa, ni hui tou ta yao zuo bu shang lai, zhong bu liao, zhe bu shi de zui jiu qian sui ma!"
[09:16.003]
[09:16.089]	" na zen me ban ne? zen me ban ne zhe"
[09:19.028]
[09:20.007]	" zhe bu zhe you juan zhi er ma, gan cui wo chu ti, wo shuo, ni xie!"
[09:24.076]
[09:24.098]	ta men lia ren gei ban la!
[09:25.078]
[09:29.076]	yi ge shuo, yi ge xie, wan la. lia ren zhe me yi kan, xie wan le yi qiao:" xing! hai hao!" zhe bu fei hua er ma! zi ge er chu ti zi ge er zuo na hai bu hao a!
[09:42.003]
[09:43.075]	wan le lia ren you zhe me yi shang liang:" zhe wan yi er yao zhen gei ta zhong ge tou yi ming, zhe ke tai xia bu qu la!"
[09:51.002]
[09:52.009]	" ni shuo yao bu zhong you pa de zui jiu qian sui, de la! gei zhong ge di er ming ba!"
[09:55.079]
[09:55.097]	zhong le ge di er ming, yi zi er mei xie! lai le ge di er.
[10:01.003]
[10:02.003]	zhong le yi hou a, dao le san tian tou shang, ying dang gan kao de ju zi a, qu bai shi, bai zhu kao, di men sheng tie, suan ta de xue sheng le, ying dang qu bai shi. zhang hao gu mei qu, ta dao bu shi jia zi da, ta bu dong a! mei qu.
[10:20.010]
[10:20.089]	mei qu zhe lia zhu kao guan you yan jiu shang la:" nian xiong, zhe ge zhang hao gu tai bu jin hu ren qing la, sui ran ni shi da jiu qian sui na er lai de, ke shi a, wo men zhe yang di guan zhao ni, ye mei chu ti mei rang ni zuo wen, jiu gei ni zhong le ge di er ming, ni zen me zhe me dian mian zi dou bu dong a? zen me dou bu lai xing bai shi li! bu lai kan kan wo men? zhe jia zi ke tai da la!"
[10:47.009]
[10:47.096]	na ge shuo" ai bie zhao ji, ni xiang xiang, zan men bu shi chong zhe jiu qian sui ma? zai shuo hui lai la, zhe shi jiu qian sui de jin ren ne, jiang lai ta yao zuo le da guan, zan hai de rang ta guan zhao zan men ne! ta bu shi bu lai kan zan men ma? zou, zan men qiao qiao ta qu!"
[11:06.085]
[11:06.097]	hao! lao shi bai xue sheng lai la!
[11:12.096]
[11:14.078]	dao zhe kuai er la, zuo xia zhe me yi tan hua:" ai ya, na tian ne, yao bu shi jiu qian sui na pian zi song ni ya, zhe kao chang ni ke jin bu lai la!"
[11:24.010]
[11:25.076]	ta ye bu zhi dao na er de shi er, shen me jiu qian sui? jiu han hu zhe da ying zhe. deng zhe ge liang ge zhu kao guan zou lou, ta zhe me yi da ting, yi wen ren jia, cai zhi dao: ai yo! jiu qian sui wei zhong xian? hao jia huo! o, wo zhuang ta ma nei nei jiu shi wei zhong xian na? he! ai, zhuang ta dao hao la! yao bu ran, mei zhe pian zi er, wo hai jin bu liao kao chang la!
[11:52.068]
[11:52.094]	nin jiu zhi dao ta duo hu tu la! ta hai bu zhi dao: ni jin kao chang zen me zhong a? ta mei wang na er xiang, jiu shi mei zhe pian zi wo zhong bu liao la.
[12:00.078]
[12:00.093]	zhe wo de kan kan jiu qian sui qu.
[12:02.001]
[12:03.043]	you de shi qian ne, mai le hen duo de gui zhong de li pin, jiu dao le zhe ge jiu qian sui wei zhong xian de fu, wang zhe yi di, di xia ren na dao li tou er, wei zhong xian yi kan: zhang hao gu? bu ren shi, jiu da suan bu jian, ke you yi qiao zhe li dan, duan xiang li dan zhuang, hai de jiao jin lai ba!
[12:33.003]
[12:33.076]	jin lai le, jin lai zhe me yi shuo hua ne," hei ya, qian sui! na tian yao mei you nin de pian zi, a, wo hai jin bu qu kao chang la!"
[12:43.025]
[12:43.085]	wei zhong xian zhe cai zhi dao:" o! jiu shi ni zhuang wo de ma la? ai, ni zen me yang la?"
[12:51.076]
[12:51.099]	" tuo qian sui de hong fu, wo zhong le ge di er ming."
[12:55.063]
[12:55.096]	" a? ai ya! yuan bu de na tian shuo hua na me da kou qi, gan qing zhen you zhe ge xue wen na? he!" wei zhong xian yi xiang: zhe jiang lai wo yao mian nan bei bei deng ji zhi hou ta shi bie zhe mou chao cuan wei le wo deng ji zhi hou, zhe lu ren wo you yong chu a. kuan dai! da bai jiu yan. zhe me yi kuan dai, zhang hao gu yi ge zi chi!
[13:25.013]
[13:26.076]	chi bao le, he zu lou, duan cha song ke, qin zi song dao wei wang fu wai. zhe yi xia zi bu yao jin, bei jing cheng rang rng dong la!
[13:35.023]
[13:35.089]	wen wu bai guan da xiao guan dou di gu: wei shi me zhe ge xin ke de jin shi zhang hao gu shang ta na er qu ta zen me gei song chu lai ya?
[13:47.019]
[13:47.079]	" ai, zhe shuo ni hai bu zhi dao ma? wo ting shuo la, ta jin kao chang de na tian ne, hai shi jiu qian sui na ming pian hei geng ban ye gei song jin qu de. ni beng wen la! zhe yi ding, shi jiu qian sui de qin zhi jin pai, zhe hai xu shi jiu qian sui de zhang bei ne!"
[14:04.002]
[14:05.076]	" dui dui dui!"
[14:07.025]
[14:07.089]	da huo er zhe me yi shang liang:" ji ran shi jiu qian sui de zhang bei, na zan men ying dang da jia lian ming bao jian yi xia a, jiang lai ta yao zuo le da guan er, zan bu hai you ge guan zhao ne ma?"
[14:21.036]
[14:21.073]	" dui!" da huo er a, zuo da guan de lian ming shang le yi ge zou zhe er: bao jian xin ke jin shi zhang hao gu.
[14:31.004]
[14:31.072]	zou zhe er shang qu la, huang shang zhe me yi qiao:" a, ai ya! ji ran zhe ge ren you zhe me da de cai gan, wei shi me cai zhong di er ming ne? qu cai ya! zhe ge ren, ying gai ru han lin yuan ne!"
[14:48.023]
[14:48.089]	hao! ta ru le han lin yuan la!
[14:50.089]
[14:52.073]	hei, ta yi dao han lin yuan na, zhei xie han lin, da huo jiu dou shang liang le, dou zhi dao ta shi jiu qian sui de ren, you shi da huo lian ming bao jian lai de, na ge shui bu zun jing ta? dou hai pa ta! you shi qing ye bu rang ta zuo you xie de, ye bu rang ta xie. bu dan bu rang ta xie, er qie bie ren xie wan le hai na dao ta gen qian er rang ta gei kan kan:" ai ya, zhang nian xiong, ni kan zhe zen me yang?"
[15:25.003]
[15:25.059]	ta ye bu dong, zhuang mu zuo yang yi kan:" , xing! hen hao, hen hao!" jiu zhe yi ju hua, ta zai han lin yuan leng hun le yi nian duo, mei shi.
[15:38.021]
[15:39.089]	gan dao zhuan guo nian lai ya, wei zhong xian de sheng ri. han lin yuan li tou er ne, ye jiu shuo zhe dang zi er shi qing la. a, jiu qian sui a, kuai dao sheng ri le, zhe ge shuo ni song shen me li, wo zhe li dan shen me shen me, wo li dan shen me shen me. ai, zan de xie xie ya.
[15:58.076]
[15:59.003]	zhang hao gu yi kan, zhe tian ne da si bao zhai lu guo ne, ye mai le yi ge tiao shan, yi fu dui zi er. mei xie de. na zhe, jin han lin yuan le.
[16:07.034]
[16:07.074]	da huo er han lin zhe me yi kan:" ai yo he! zhang nian xiong, nin zhe shi gei jiu qian sui song de?"
[16:13.076]
[16:13.092]	" shi a."
[16:14.028]
[16:14.076]	" wo men kan kan, yo? nin zen me hai mei xie ne?"
[16:20.014]
[16:20.079]	" a, ke bu shi ma."
[16:21.066]
[16:22.006]	" na hao ji la! ai ya nin lai le yi nian duo a, dao han lin yuan na, wo men dou mei kan jian nin xie guo zi a! jin tian jie zhe zhe ge ji hui, ke de zhan yang zhan yang nin de mo bao la!"
[16:35.019]
[16:35.068]	" bu bu! ni men xie de ting hao! hai ni men lai ba!"
[16:42.056]
[16:43.067]	da huo er yi ting: zen me! hai wo men lai?
[16:46.086]
[16:47.003]	gan dao wan shang na, xia le ban zhi hou, zhang hao gu zhao li tou yi ge zou. ta zou la, zhe han lin jiu liu dao zhe er, da huo er zhe me yi yan jiu: zen me hui shi a?
[17:00.034]
[17:00.084]	qi zhong you cong ming de:" zhe jia huo bie jiu zhang zhe jiu qian sui wei zhong xian de men zi, xu shi mei xue wen, bu ren shi zi ba? yi ge zi er mei kan ta xie guo ya? zan men xie de dong xi ye you shi hou xie cuo le rang ta kan, ta ye mei kan chu lai ya. hou tou zan men fa xian zan men kan chu lai de, zhe zhe shen shen me yi si a? da gai qi, xu shi bu ren shi zi!"
[17:27.010]
[17:27.069]	zhe ge shuo:" shi a! yao zhe me zhao, hao ban la!"
[17:30.024]
[17:30.096]	" na zen me ban ne?"
[17:31.069]
[17:32.046]	" zen me ban ne, wo you zhu yi, zan lia ren ban!"
[17:35.003]
[17:35.064]	shang liang hao la.
[17:36.095]
[17:37.019]	gan dao le di er tian, zhang hao gu lai le." zen me zhao? zhang nian xiong, zhan yang zhan yang nin de mo bao?"
[17:43.076]
[17:44.006]	" bu bu bu! ni men lai, ni men lai, ni men xie de ting hao ma, ni men lai!"
[17:46.067]
[17:46.099]	" hao, yao ji ran zhe yang, na wo xie zhe tiao shan."
[17:52.065]	zhe ren xie la, xie le ba ju, shen me ci a:
[17:56.014]
[17:56.098]	hong chen bai lang liang mang mang, ren ru rou he shi miao fang,
[18:03.002]	cong lai ying nu xian xian duan, zi gu gang dao kou yi shang,
[18:09.076]	ren wei tan cai shen xian sang, niao wei duo shi ming zao wang,
[18:15.009]	ren ni jian hua duo qu qiao, nan mian huang jiao tu nei cang.
[18:21.086]
[18:22.009]	gei lai le zhe me ba ju, yi ge" si", yi ge" wang".
[18:23.086]
[18:24.000]	" zhang nian xiong, nin kan zhe zen me yang?"
[18:27.059]
[18:27.089]	zhang hao gu yi qiao, ta qiao shen me ya?
[18:29.003]
[18:30.076]	" xing! hen hao! hen hao! jiu zhe yang ba!" jiu zhe yang la?!
[18:40.006]
[18:40.036]	na ge xie dui zi er de xin li you pu la! o, xing lei! yi dong nao jin, bian le yi ge ci er, da ma wei zhong xian, shuo wei zhong xian yao mou chao cuan wei, tu mou bu gui!
[18:54.026]
[18:54.086]	xie le, xie wan la:" zhang nian xiong, nin kan zhe xing ma?"
[18:58.076]
[18:58.098]	ta hai na ju:" hen hao, hen hao!" zhe ye hen hao a?!
[19:03.019]
[19:03.086]	" hao hao." xie shang!
[19:05.001]	dao zhe tian, ta jiu zhen gei song qu la! zhe song qu la, ta li pin hen duo, li dan hen gui zhong a. ba ta ying jie jin qu le.
[19:16.006]
[19:16.029]	zhe dui zi tiao shan er gang zhe ding ding zi yao gua, jiu zhe gong fu er, wei zhong xian hai mei kan na, zhe gong fu er, huang shang de sheng zhi lai la, qin ci" fu"" shou" zi. ta ya wei zhong xian de jie" fu"" shou" zi er qu, she bai xiang an ting ma fan a, ba zhe cha jie guo qu la! zhe cha jie guo qu le, na zhe dong xi ke jiu gua shang la.
[19:38.021]
[19:38.059]	shuo gua shang le mei ren kan chu lai ma? you ren kan chu lai, da guan zhe me yi kan: si! zhe bu shi ma jiu qian sui ma?
[19:47.079]
[19:47.098]	kan chu lai ke kan chu lai la, wen wu bai guan dou bu gan shuo, zen me bu gan shuo ya? ta zhi dao wei zhong xian zhe pi qi ya.
[19:57.035]
[19:57.074]	you ren yi gao su:" qian sui, mou ren mou ren ke ma nin ne!"
[20:02.007]
[20:02.026]	wei zhong xian yi ting, zen me zhao? gan ma wo! sha! xian zhan hou zou, sha le. sha wan le ta yi xiang: bu dui ya, ta ma wo ta yi ge ren zhi dao, ta gao su wo le ta ye zhi dao, zhe wo geng han chen la, zhe ye sha! nei na ye wan la! shui gan gao su ta ya?
[20:20.018]
[20:21.065]	jiu zhe ge, zai zhe er gua le zhe me yi tian, hei mei shi!
[20:25.003]
[20:25.039]	you guo le ji nian ne, zhe ge tian qi huang shang si la, chong zhen ji wei. chong zhen zhe me yi deng ji ya, hao ma! da zhe ge wei zhong xian jia li tou er, chao chu lai long yi long guan, zhe shi yi ding yao shi cuan wei ya.
[20:44.008]
[20:44.073]	sha! wei zhong xian, quan jia gai zhan, mie men jiu zu!
[20:50.003]
[20:50.089]	na me jiu you ren da chen gui xia le, ai ya shuo:" qi zou wo zhu wan sui, e han lin yuan de han lin zhang hao gu ye shi wei zhong xian de ren!"
[20:59.016]
[20:59.056]	huang shang shuo:" sha!"
[21:00.001]
[21:00.086]	ta yi shuo sha, pang bian you gui xia yi ge guan er," ai ya! shuo qi zou wo zhu wan sui, yao shuo bie ren shi wei zhong xian de ren, wo xiang xin, yao shuo zhang hao gu, na ta jue dui bu shi wei zhong xian de ren!"
[21:13.004]
[21:13.076]	huang shang shuo:" ni zen me zhi dao ne?"
[21:15.033]
[21:15.079]	" wo zen me zhi dao a? yin wei ya, zai qian ji nian, wei zhong xian zuo shou, zhang hao gu gei song le yi ge tiao shan, yi fu dui zi er. na fu dui zi er wo ji de shi da ma wei zhong xian, nei na dui zi er de shang xia lian wo hai ji zhe ne. shi zhe ge' xi ri cao gong jin jiu xi, jin zhao wei wang yu shou shan'. na ta bi cao cao, shuo ta yao cuan wei la, nin zuo mo? ta shi ta de ren ma?"
[21:43.009]
[21:43.077]	huang shang yi xiang:" ai ya, na bu shi! bu dan bu shi a, zhe hai shi zhong chen na! na hao, lian sheng san ji!"
[21:49.089]
[21:50.002]	hao, yi qun hun dan er!
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[21:54.016]	man ting zhang sheng lei dong
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[22:02.089]	ge ci zhi zuo zhe: yang guang xia de zhui die shao nian
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[22:03.94]
[22:04.03]	wang shi yi yi, shen jiu wu yi, wei wang liu lao xian sheng qian gu.

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[00:00.000]	yǒu zhè me yí ge rén nǎ, yí gè zì dōu bù rèn shi, lián tā zì jǐ de míng zì dōu bú huì xiě, tā shàng jīng gǎn kǎo qù le.
[00:11.099]
[00:12.000]	éi dào nà ér hái jiù zhōng le, bù dān zhōng le, ér bìng qiě shēng lái shēng qù a hái rù gé bài xiāng.
[00:21.059]
[00:23.000]	nǐ shuō zhè bú shì xiā shuō ma? nǎ yǒu zhè gè shì a!
[00:26.059]
[00:26.099]	dāng rán xiàn zài shì méi yǒu zhè gè shì, xiàn zài nǐ bù néng tì rén mín bàn shì, tā rén mín yě bù xuǎn jǔ nǐ ya!
[00:35.013]
[00:35.089]	wǒ shuō zhè gè shì qíng a, shì míng cháo de zhè me yī duàn shì qíng.
[00:39.059]
[00:40.009]	yīn wèi zài nèi nà gè shè huì a, béng guǎn nǐ yǒu cái méi cái xué, yǒu xué wèn méi xué wèn, nǐ yǒu qián méi yǒu? a yǒu qián! jiù néng zuò guān, juān gè guān zuò.
[00:54.029]
[00:54.035]	shuō yǒu shì lì, yě néng zuò guān.
[00:58.070]
[00:58.089]	yě méi qián yě méi shì lì, a, pèng shàng la, yòng shàng zhè jiǎ shì lì, yě néng zuò guān.
[01:07.019]
[01:07.069]	shén me jiào jiǎ shì lì a? tā yīn wèi zài nèi nà gè shè huì ya, nèi xiē gè zuò guān de rén, dōu huái zhe yī dǔ zi guǐ tāi, dōu shì zhè gè pāi shàng qī xià, yí shén yí guǐ nǐ hài pà wǒ, wǒ hài pà nǐ, hù xiāng hài pà, zhè lǐ tou jiù yǒu máo dùn le.
[01:27.070]
[01:27.083]	yóu dǎ zhè gè ne, éi, zào chéng hěn duō kě xiào de shì qíng.
[01:32.030]
[01:33.010]	jīn tiān wǒ shuō zhè duàn jiù zhè me huí shì.
[01:35.070]
[01:36.010]	zài zhè gè míng cháo tiān qǐ nián nǎ, shān dōng lín qīng zhōu yǒu yí gè dà cái zhǔ zhāng bǎi wàn, tā yǒu gè ér zi jiào zhāng hào gǔ, sān shí lái suì le.
[01:50.001]
[01:50.080]	zhè jiā huo ér, cóng xiǎo jiù shì jiāo shēng guàn yǎng, yě méi niàn guò shū, bù rèn shi zì, lián zì jǐ de míng zì dōu xiě bù shàng lái.
[01:57.060]
[01:58.010]	měi tiān ne, jiù shì shén me tí lóng jià niǎo a, hú péng gǒu yǒu a, è chá guǎn a, jiǔ sì a, chī hē wán lè jiù zhè gè.
[02:05.010]
[02:06.001]	nà me dà huǒ ér ne, jiàn tā miàn dōu zūn jìng tā," ó dà shào yé." dāng zhe miàn guǎn tā jiào dà shào yé, bèi dì lǐ tou rén dōu guǎn tā jiào" gǒu shǎo".
[02:17.019]
[02:18.010]	yǒu zhè me yì tiān nǎ, zhāng hào gǔ a shàng jiē shàng liū dá qù le, yī kàn wéi zhe yī quān zi rén, yī fēn rén qún ér jìn lái, shì gè xiàng miàn ér de.
[02:25.078]
[02:26.001]	zhè xiàng miàn de zhèng zài zhè shuō zhe ne, yī kàn: yō rèn shi, zhè bú shì zhāng bǎi wàn jiā de nèi nà gǒu shǎo ma, yǒu de shì qián, zhè yào fèng chéng tā liǎng jù, qǐ mǎ dé nòng yī liǎng yín zǐ r, fèng chéng fèng chéng tā.
[02:44.001]
[02:45.000]	yī kàn zhāng hào gǔ, jiǎ zhuāng dì:" āi yā! hē zhè wèi lǎo xiōng, nǐ de shuāng méi dài cǎi, èr mù yǒu shén nǎ, kě zuò guó jiā dòng liáng zhī cái, zhè yào shàng jīng gǎn kǎo, zhǔn néng dé zhòng!"
[03:05.007]
[03:05.099]	yào gē bié rén a, míng bái de gěi tā yī zuǐ bā: wǒ shàng jīng gǎn kǎo? wǒ yí gè zì dōu bù rèn shi, zěn wǒ wǒ kǎo shén me ná shén me kǎo a?
[03:13.068]
[03:13.099]	kě shì zhāng hào gǔ wa, tā méi wǎng nà xiǎng, tā xiǎng shén me ya.
[03:17.001]
[03:17.018]	nèi nà gè shè huì, wǒ men jiā lǐ yǒu de shì qián nǎ, xiǎng zuò gè guān ér, nà hái bù hěn róng yì ma.
[03:25.010]
[03:25.099]	tā dào lè le:" ó? wǒ yào xiàn zài shàng jīng gǎn kǎo zhǔn néng dé zhòng ma?"
[03:31.000]
[03:32.020]	" wǒ bǎo nín zhōng qián sān míng, nín yào de zhōng zhī hòu wǒ hē nín de xǐ jiǔ."
[03:36.089]
[03:36.099]	" hǎo hǎo, gěi nǐ èr liǎng yín zǐ r."
[03:38.026]
[03:38.099]	zhè jiù gěi rén èr liǎng yín zǐ r.
[03:39.010]
[03:40.010]	dào jiā lǐ tou dǎ diǎn xíng náng bāo guǒ, shàng jīng gǎn kǎo.
[03:44.010]
[03:44.079]	nǐ bù xiǎng nǐ zì gě ér zěn me qù ma?
[03:46.030]
[03:47.020]	zài shuō zhè gǎn kǎo nǐ yě de xiān dé xiāng shì a, shān dōng lín qīng zhōu xiāng shì, xiāng shì wán lóu shěng shì, dào zhè gè shān dōng jǐ nán fǔ, shěng shì wán le cái néng rù dōu ne, dào běi jīng jiào huì shì a.
[03:58.010]
[03:58.097]	tā zhè gè jié zhe liǎng dào shǒu ne, lèng shàng běi jīng.
[04:02.070]
[04:02.099]	jiā lǐ yǒu de shì qián, duō dài jīn zǐ r, shǎo dài yín zǐ r, qí zhe yī pǐ gāo tou dà mǎ, bēn běi jīng le.
[04:08.001]
[04:08.020]	kě shì tā dòng shēn nèi nà tiān jiù wǎn la, gǎn dào běi jīng a, kǎo chǎng zuì mò yì tiān.
[04:16.001]
[04:18.020]	béng shuō jìn kǎo chǎng, dào běi jīng de shí hòu a, tā lián běi jīng chéng mén yě jìn bù lái la, bàn yè le sān gēng tiān, dōu guān chéng la.
[04:25.010]
[04:25.099]	kě qiǎo a! tā jiù zhuàng zhè xī zhí mén lái la, bàn yè sān gēng tiān.
[04:32.070]
[04:32.095]	hēi zhèng gǎn shàng xī zhí mén nǎ jìn shuǐ chē.
[04:37.095]
[04:40.001]	míng qīng liǎng dài de huáng shàng shì zhè gè zhì dù: tā zài běi jīng zuò zhe, tā dé hē jīng xī yù quán shān de shuǐ, tā shuō nèi nà dì fāng tǐ chén, bàn yè le ràng lǎo bǎi xìng wǎng chéng lǐ tou nòng shuǐ, hái dé hē dàng tiān ér de.
[04:53.075]
[04:54.010]	zhāng hào gǔ dào zhè ér de shí hòu ne, zhèng gǎn zhè shuǐ chē lái, chéng guān ér lǎo yuǎn de, shǒu chéng guān bǎ chéng mén kāi fàng, wǎng lǐ jìn shuǐ chē.
[05:02.085]
[05:03.002]	yào gē bié rén a, yě bù gǎn, dǒng a.
[05:05.069]
[05:06.000]	zhāng hào gǔ tā yě bù dǒng, qí zhe mǎ jiù gēn zhè shuǐ chē hòu tou wǎng lǐ zǒu, chéng guān yě bù gǎn wèn tā, dǎ suàn tā gěi huáng shàng jiā yā shuǐ chē de ne, jiù zhè me zhāo tā gēn zhe jìn lái le!
[05:19.002]
[05:21.035]	kě shì jìn le chéng la, yě bù xíng, tā bù rèn shi kǎo chǎng zài shén me dì fang a, luàn zhuàng.
[05:28.002]
[05:28.089]	yě bù zhī zěn me jiù zhuàng dào zhè qí pán jiē le, yī kàn a, duì miàn lái le yī qún rén, tóu lǐ ér yǒu liǎng gè qì sǐ fēng dēng, dāng zhōng yǒu yī pǐ gāo tou dà mǎ, shuí a? jiǔ qiān suì wèi zhōng xián chá jiē.
[05:42.002]
[05:43.097]	zhāng hào gǔ qí zhe zhè mǎ ne, yī kàn nà me duō rén, yī kàn zhè dēng liàng, zhè mǎ yào jīng, tā yī lēi sī jiāng méi lēi zhù, dé! tā zhè mǎ ya, zhèng zhuàng zhe wèi zhōng xián de mǎ!
[05:55.001]
[05:56.002]	wèi zhōng xián? nà hái liǎo de! nà shi zhè gè míng cháo tiān qǐ huáng shàng de chǒng xìn de tài jiàn, zhí zhǎng shēng shā zhī quán.
[06:06.002]
[06:06.060]	yào gē zhe měi tiān zhuàng tā mǎ le, bù wèn, shā! xiān zhǎn hòu zòu, yǒu shēng shā zhī quán.
[06:12.086]
[06:14.001]	jīn ér gè ne, jīn ér méi yǒu, zěn me? wèi zhōng xián nǎ nǐ kàn jīn zěn me zhè me hǎo ya, jīn ér gè tā xīn lǐ gāo xìng, xiǎng yào wèn wèn tā, shén me shì qíng zhè me máng, zhè yī wèn xíng la.
[06:26.001]
[06:26.530]	" hēi! zhè xiǎo zi a, hēi gēng bàn yè de nǐ zhuàng shén me sàng a?"
[06:32.030]
[06:32.600]	zhāng hào gǔ yě bù zhī dào tā jiù shì jiǔ qiān suì, dǎ jiā lǐ tou shuō huà guàn le.
[06:37.029]
[06:37.028]	" a? nǐ guǎn a, wǒ yǒu jí shì!"
[06:40.030]
[06:40.069]	" yō hóu zǎi zǐ, zhēn héng a! hēi gēng bàn yè de nǐ yǒu shén me jí shì a?"
[06:50.079]
[06:50.090]	" yǒu shén me jí shì a? wǒ dǎ shān dōng lái, shàng zhè ér gǎn kǎo, wǎn gē, wǒ jiù kǎo chǎng jìn bù qù la, nǐ shuō kǎo chǎng jìn bù qù, zhè bù bǎ wǒ qián sān míng gěi dān wù le ma!"
[07:03.001]
[07:03.070]	" a? nǐ jiù zhǔn zhī dào nǐ zhǔn néng zhōng qián sān míng? nǐ jiù yǒu zhè gè xué wèn? yǒu zhè gè bǎ wò?"
[07:11.001]
[07:11.029]	" nà dāng rán la! méi zhè bǎ wò dà lǎo yuǎn de shuí shàng zhè ér gàn shén me lái a!"
[07:15.069]
[07:15.088]	" hē nà yě bù xíng a, xiàn zài kǎo chǎng guān mén le, nǐ yě jìn bù qù la."
[07:22.040]
[07:22.088]	" nà wǒ bú huì qù zá mén ma." hái méi tīng shuō shàng kǎo chǎng zá mén qù de ne
[07:28.001]
[07:29.005]	tā zhè me yī shuō, wèi zhōng xián zhè me yī xiǎng: zěn me zhāo! tā jiù zhǔn zhī dào tā néng zhōng qián sān míng? zhǔn yǒu zhè me dà de xué wèn? bú duì, zhè shì zhuàng le wǒ de mǎ le, xiǎng fǎ ér yào pǎo, bù néng ràng tā zǒu!
[07:44.046]
[07:45.039]	" lái a, qù, bǎ zhè gè rén gěi sòng jìn kǎo chǎng, ná wǒ yī zhāng míng piàn!"
[07:51.046]
[07:52.002]	wèi zhōng xián de yì sī dào dǐ kàn kàn nǐ yǒu zhè me dà xué wèn méi yǒu, kě wèi zhōng xián yě hún dàn nǎ, nǐ yào kàn tā xué wèn nǐ jiù ràng tā zì gě ér qù de le, tā dào nà yě zhōng bù liǎo a, tā zhè ná míng piàn sòng, nà rén kǎo chǎng tā gǎn bù zhōng ma.
[08:07.092]
[08:10.001]	jiù gěi sòng qù le, dào lǐ tou ér, zhè me yī dì piān zi, zhè liǎng wèi zhǔ kǎo guān yī kàn, zěn me zhāo? jiǔ qiān suì wèi zhōng xián hēi gēng bàn yè dì sòng lái de rén.
[08:21.074]
[08:21.090]	āi yā, liǎ zhǔ kǎo guān bàn yè de dōu qǐ lái la, liǎ rén zuò zhè ér yī yán jiū:" āi yā, nián xiōng! jiǔ qiān suì hēi gēng bàn yè sòng lái de rén, zhè yí dìng shì jiǔ qiān suì de qīn zhī jìn pài ya! zhè zán men dé shōu liú xià ya!"
[08:38.001]
[08:39.009]	zhè gè shuō:" bù xíng a, nián xiōng! zán men zhè hào fáng dōu zhù mǎn la!"
[08:42.035]
[08:42.076]	" éi nà yě de xiǎng bàn fǎ ya! hào fáng zhù mǎn le méi guān xì, zán liǎ còu hé còu hé, wǒ zài nǐ nèi nà wū, ràng tā zài zhè ér" hǎo! bàn yè lǐ tou dà zhǔ kǎo téng fáng bān jiā! bǎ fáng zi gěi téng le.
[08:57.026]
[08:57.083]	nà me tā jìn lái la, zhè liǎ zhǔ kǎo guān zhè yòu yán jiū shàng le:" nián xiōng, zán men dé gěi tā chū tí a."
[09:06.036]
[09:06.066]	zhè gè shuō:" zhè zěn me chū tí a? zhè wán yì ér zán yě bù zhī dào tā wēn xí de shén me shū wa, nǐ huí tóu tā yào zuò bù shàng lái, zhōng bù liǎo, zhè bú shì dé zuì jiǔ qiān suì ma!"
[09:16.003]
[09:16.089]	" nà zěn me bàn ne? zěn me bàn ne zhè"
[09:19.028]
[09:20.007]	" zhè bù zhè yǒu juǎn zhǐ ér ma, gān cuì wǒ chū tí, wǒ shuō, nǐ xiě!"
[09:24.076]
[09:24.098]	tā men liǎ rén gěi bàn la!
[09:25.078]
[09:29.076]	yí gè shuō, yí gè xiě, wán la. liǎ rén zhè me yī kàn, xiě wán le yī qiáo:" xíng! hái hǎo!" zhè bù fèi huà ér ma! zì gě ér chū tí zì gě ér zuò nà hái bù hǎo a!
[09:42.003]
[09:43.075]	wán le liǎ rén yòu zhè me yī shāng liáng:" zhè wán yì ér yào zhēn gěi tā zhōng gè tóu yī míng, zhè kě tài xià bù qù la!"
[09:51.002]
[09:52.009]	" nǐ shuō yào bù zhōng yòu pà dé zuì jiǔ qiān suì, dé la! gěi zhōng gè dì èr míng ba!"
[09:55.079]
[09:55.097]	zhōng le gè dì èr míng, yī zì ér méi xiě! lái le gè dì èr.
[10:01.003]
[10:02.003]	zhōng le yǐ hòu a, dào le sān tiān tóu shàng, yīng dāng gǎn kǎo de jǔ zǐ a, qù bài shī, bài zhǔ kǎo, dì mén shēng tiē, suàn tā de xué shēng le, yīng dāng qù bài shī. zhāng hào gǔ méi qù, tā dào bú shì jià zi dà, tā bù dǒng a! méi qù.
[10:20.010]
[10:20.089]	méi qù zhè liǎ zhǔ kǎo guān yòu yán jiū shàng la:" nián xiōng, zhè gè zhāng hào gǔ tài bù jìn hū rén qíng la, suī rán nǐ shì dǎ jiǔ qiān suì nà ér lái de, kě shì a, wǒ men zhè yàng dì guān zhào nǐ, yě méi chū tí méi ràng nǐ zuò wén, jiù gěi nǐ zhōng le gè dì èr míng, nǐ zěn me zhè me diǎn miàn zǐ dōu bù dǒng a? zěn me dōu bù lái xíng bài shī lǐ! bù lái kàn kàn wǒ men? zhè jià zi kě tài dà la!"
[10:47.009]
[10:47.096]	nà gè shuō" āi bié zháo jí, nǐ xiǎng xiǎng, zán men bú shì chōng zhe jiǔ qiān suì ma? zài shuō huí lái la, zhè shì jiǔ qiān suì de jìn rén ne, jiāng lái tā yào zuò le dà guān, zán hái dé ràng tā guān zhào zán men ne! tā bú shì bù lái kàn zán men ma? zǒu, zán men qiáo qiáo tā qù!"
[11:06.085]
[11:06.097]	hǎo! lǎo shī bài xué shēng lái la!
[11:12.096]
[11:14.078]	dào zhè kuài ér la, zuò xià zhè me yī tán huà:" āi yā, nà tiān ne, yào bú shì jiǔ qiān suì ná piān zi sòng nǐ ya, zhè kǎo chǎng nǐ kě jìn bù lái la!"
[11:24.010]
[11:25.076]	tā yě bù zhī dào nǎ ér de shì ér, shén me jiǔ qiān suì? jiù hán hu zhe dā yìng zhe. děng zhè gè liǎng gè zhǔ kǎo guān zǒu lóu, tā zhè me yī dǎ tīng, yī wèn rén jiā, cái zhī dào: āi yō! jiǔ qiān suì wèi zhōng xián? hǎo jiā huo! ó, wǒ zhuàng tā mǎ nèi nèi jiù shì wèi zhōng xián nǎ? hē! āi, zhuàng tā dǎo hǎo la! yào bù rán, méi zhè piān zi ér, wǒ hái jìn bù liǎo kǎo chǎng la!
[11:52.068]
[11:52.094]	nín jiù zhī dào tā duō hú tú la! tā hái bù zhī dào: nǐ jìn kǎo chǎng zěn me zhōng a? tā méi wǎng nà ér xiǎng, jiù shì méi zhè piān zi wǒ zhōng bù liǎo la.
[12:00.078]
[12:00.093]	zhè wǒ dé kàn kàn jiǔ qiān suì qù.
[12:02.001]
[12:03.043]	yǒu de shì qián ne, mǎi le hěn duō de guì zhòng de lǐ pǐn, jiù dào le zhè gè jiǔ qiān suì wèi zhōng xián de fǔ, wǎng zhè yī dì, dǐ xià rén ná dào lǐ tou ér, wèi zhōng xián yī kàn: zhāng hào gǔ? bù rèn shi, jiù dǎ suàn bú jiàn, kě yòu yī qiáo zhè lǐ dān, duān xiáng lǐ dān zhuàng, hái dé jiào jìn lái ba!
[12:33.003]
[12:33.076]	jìn lái le, jìn lái zhè me yī shuō huà ne," hēi ya, qiān suì! nà tiān yào méi yǒu nín de piān zi, a, wǒ hái jìn bù qù kǎo chǎng la!"
[12:43.025]
[12:43.085]	wèi zhōng xián zhè cái zhī dào:" ō! jiù shì nǐ zhuàng wǒ de mǎ la? āi, nǐ zěn me yàng la?"
[12:51.076]
[12:51.099]	" tuō qiān suì de hóng fú, wǒ zhōng le gè dì èr míng."
[12:55.063]
[12:55.096]	" a? āi yā! yuàn bù dé nà tiān shuō huà nà me dà kǒu qì, gǎn qíng zhēn yǒu zhè gè xué wèn nǎ? hē!" wèi zhōng xián yī xiǎng: zhè jiāng lái wǒ yào miàn nán bèi běi dēng jī zhī hòu tā shì biē zhe móu cháo cuàn wèi le wǒ dēng jī zhī hòu, zhè lù rén wǒ yǒu yòng chǔ a. kuǎn dài! dà bǎi jiǔ yàn. zhè me yī kuǎn dài, zhāng hào gǔ yí gè zì chī!
[13:25.013]
[13:26.076]	chī bǎo le, hē zú lóu, duān chá sòng kè, qīn zì sòng dào wèi wáng fǔ wài. zhè yī xià zǐ bú yào jǐn, běi jīng chéng rāng rng dòng la!
[13:35.023]
[13:35.089]	wén wǔ bǎi guān dà xiǎo guān dōu dí gū: wèi shí me zhè gè xīn kē de jìn shì zhāng hào gǔ shàng tā nà ér qù tā zěn me gěi sòng chū lái ya?
[13:47.019]
[13:47.079]	" āi, zhè shuō nǐ hái bù zhī dào ma? wǒ tīng shuō la, tā jìn kǎo chǎng de nà tiān ne, hái shì jiǔ qiān suì ná míng piàn hēi gēng bàn yè gěi sòng jìn qù de. nǐ béng wèn la! zhè yí dìng, shì jiǔ qiān suì de qīn zhī jìn pài, zhè hái xǔ shì jiǔ qiān suì de zhǎng bèi ne!"
[14:04.002]
[14:05.076]	" duì duì duì!"
[14:07.025]
[14:07.089]	dà huǒ ér zhè me yī shāng liáng:" jì rán shì jiǔ qiān suì de zhǎng bèi, nà zán men yīng dāng dà jiā lián míng bǎo jiàn yī xià a, jiāng lái tā yào zuò le dà guān ér, zán bù hái yǒu gè guān zhào ne ma?"
[14:21.036]
[14:21.073]	" duì!" dà huǒ ér a, zuò dà guān de lián míng shàng le yí gè zòu zhé ér: bǎo jiàn xīn kē jìn shì zhāng hào gǔ.
[14:31.004]
[14:31.072]	zòu zhé ér shǎng qù la, huáng shàng zhè me yī qiáo:" a, āi yā! jì rán zhè gè rén yǒu zhè me dà de cái gàn, wèi shí me cái zhōng dì èr míng ne? qū cái ya! zhè gè rén, yīng gāi rù hàn lín yuàn ne!"
[14:48.023]
[14:48.089]	hǎo! tā rù le hàn lín yuàn la!
[14:50.089]
[14:52.073]	hēi, tā yí dào hàn lín yuàn nǎ, zhèi xiē hàn lín, dà huǒ jiù dōu shāng liáng le, dōu zhī dào tā shì jiǔ qiān suì de rén, yòu shì dà huǒ lián míng bǎo jiàn lái de, nà gè shuí bù zūn jìng tā? dōu hài pà tā! yǒu shì qíng yě bù ràng tā zuò yǒu xiě de, yě bù ràng tā xiě. bù dān bù ràng tā xiě, ér qiě bié rén xiě wán le hái ná dào tā gēn qián ér ràng tā gěi kàn kàn:" āi yā, zhāng nián xiōng, nǐ kàn zhè zěn me yàng?"
[15:25.003]
[15:25.059]	tā yě bù dǒng, zhuāng mú zuò yàng yī kàn:" , xíng! hěn hǎo, hěn hǎo!" jiù zhè yī jù huà, tā zài hàn lín yuàn lèng hùn le yī nián duō, méi shì.
[15:38.021]
[15:39.089]	gǎn dào zhuǎn guò nián lái ya, wèi zhōng xián de shēng rì. hàn lín yuàn lǐ tou ér ne, yě jiù shuō zhè dàng zǐ ér shì qíng la. a, jiǔ qiān suì a, kuài dào shēng rì le, zhè gè shuō nǐ sòng shén me lǐ, wǒ zhè lǐ dān shén me shén me, wǒ lǐ dān shén me shén me. āi, zán dé xiě xiě ya.
[15:58.076]
[15:59.003]	zhāng hào gǔ yī kàn, zhè tiān ne dǎ sì bǎo zhāi lù guò ne, yě mǎi le yí gè tiāo shàn, yī fù duì zǐ ér. méi xiě de. ná zhe, jìn hàn lín yuàn le.
[16:07.034]
[16:07.074]	dà huǒ ér hàn lín zhè me yī kàn:" āi yō hē! zhāng nián xiōng, nín zhè shì gěi jiǔ qiān suì sòng de?"
[16:13.076]
[16:13.092]	" shì a."
[16:14.028]
[16:14.076]	" wǒ men kàn kàn, yō? nín zěn me hái méi xiě ne?"
[16:20.014]
[16:20.079]	" a, kě bú shì ma."
[16:21.066]
[16:22.006]	" nà hǎo jí la! āi yā nín lái le yī nián duō a, dào hàn lín yuàn nǎ, wǒ men dōu méi kàn jiàn nín xiě guò zì a! jīn tiān jiè zhe zhè gè jī huì, kě dé zhān yǎng zhān yǎng nín de mò bǎo la!"
[16:35.019]
[16:35.068]	" bù bù! nǐ men xiě de tǐng hǎo! hái nǐ men lái ba!"
[16:42.056]
[16:43.067]	dà huǒ ér yī tīng: zěn me! hái wǒ men lái?
[16:46.086]
[16:47.003]	gǎn dào wǎn shàng nǎ, xià le bān zhī hòu, zhāng hào gǔ zhào lì tóu yí gè zǒu. tā zǒu la, zhè hàn lín jiù liú dào zhè ér, dà huǒ ér zhè me yī yán jiū: zěn me huí shì a?
[17:00.034]
[17:00.084]	qí zhōng yǒu cōng míng de:" zhè jiā huo bié jiù zhàng zhe jiǔ qiān suì wèi zhōng xián de mén zǐ, xǔ shì méi xué wèn, bù rèn shi zì ba? yí gè zì ér méi kàn tā xiě guò ya? zán men xiě de dōng xī yě yǒu shí hou xiě cuò le ràng tā kàn, tā yě méi kàn chū lái ya. hòu tou zán men fā xiàn zán men kàn chū lái de, zhè zhè shén shén me yì sī a? dà gài qí, xǔ shì bù rèn shi zì!"
[17:27.010]
[17:27.069]	zhè gè shuō:" shì a! yào zhè me zhāo, hǎo bàn la!"
[17:30.024]
[17:30.096]	" nà zěn me bàn ne?"
[17:31.069]
[17:32.046]	" zěn me bàn ne, wǒ yǒu zhǔ yì, zán liǎ rén bàn!"
[17:35.003]
[17:35.064]	shāng liáng hǎo la.
[17:36.095]
[17:37.019]	gǎn dào le dì èr tiān, zhāng hào gǔ lái le." zěn me zhāo? zhāng nián xiōng, zhān yǎng zhān yǎng nín de mò bǎo?"
[17:43.076]
[17:44.006]	" bù bù bù! nǐ men lái, nǐ men lái, nǐ men xiě de tǐng hǎo ma, nǐ men lái!"
[17:46.067]
[17:46.099]	" hǎo, yào jì rán zhè yàng, nà wǒ xiě zhè tiāo shàn."
[17:52.065]	zhè rén xiě la, xiě le bā jù, shén me cí a:
[17:56.014]
[17:56.098]	hóng chén bái làng liǎng máng máng, rěn rǔ róu hé shì miào fāng,
[18:03.002]	cóng lái yìng nǔ xián xiān duàn, zì gǔ gāng dāo kǒu yì shāng,
[18:09.076]	rén wéi tān cái shēn xiān sàng, niǎo wèi duó shí mìng zǎo wáng,
[18:15.009]	rèn nǐ jiān huá duō qǔ qiǎo, nán miǎn huāng jiāo tǔ nèi cáng.
[18:21.086]
[18:22.009]	gěi lái le zhè me bā jù, yí gè" sǐ", yí gè" wáng".
[18:23.086]
[18:24.000]	" zhāng nián xiōng, nín kàn zhè zěn me yàng?"
[18:27.059]
[18:27.089]	zhāng hào gǔ yī qiáo, tā qiáo shén me ya?
[18:29.003]
[18:30.076]	" xíng! hěn hǎo! hěn hǎo! jiù zhè yàng ba!" jiù zhè yàng la?!
[18:40.006]
[18:40.036]	nà gè xiě duì zǐ ér de xīn lǐ yǒu pǔ la! ó, xíng lei! yī dòng nǎo jīn, biān le yí gè cí ér, dà mà wèi zhōng xián, shuō wèi zhōng xián yào móu cháo cuàn wèi, tú móu bù guǐ!
[18:54.026]
[18:54.086]	xiě le, xiě wán la:" zhāng nián xiōng, nín kàn zhè xíng ma?"
[18:58.076]
[18:58.098]	tā hái nà jù:" hěn hǎo, hěn hǎo!" zhè yě hěn hǎo a?!
[19:03.019]
[19:03.086]	" hǎo hǎo." xiě shàng!
[19:05.001]	dào zhè tiān, tā jiù zhēn gěi sòng qù la! zhè sòng qù la, tā lǐ pǐn hěn duō, lǐ dān hěn guì zhòng a. bǎ tā yíng jiē jìn qù le.
[19:16.006]
[19:16.029]	zhè duì zǐ tiāo shàn ér gāng zhè dīng dīng zi yào guà, jiù zhè gōng fū ér, wèi zhōng xián hái méi kàn nǎ, zhè gōng fū ér, huáng shàng de shèng zhǐ lái la, qīn cì" fú"" shòu" zì. tā ya wèi zhōng xián dé jiē" fú"" shòu" zì ér qù, shè bǎi xiāng àn tǐng má fán a, bǎ zhè chá jiē guò qù la! zhè chá jiē guò qù le, nà zhè dōng xī kě jiù guà shàng la.
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[19:38.059]	shuō guà shàng le méi rén kàn chū lái ma? yǒu rén kàn chū lái, dà guān zhè me yī kàn: sī! zhè bú shì mà jiǔ qiān suì ma?
[19:47.079]
[19:47.098]	kàn chū lái kě kàn chū lái la, wén wǔ bǎi guān dōu bù gǎn shuō, zěn me bù gǎn shuō ya? tā zhī dào wèi zhōng xián zhè pí qì ya.
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[19:57.074]	yǒu rén yī gào sù:" qiān suì, mǒu rén mǒu rén kě mà nín ne!"
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[20:02.026]	wèi zhōng xián yī tīng, zěn me zhāo? gǎn mà wǒ! shā! xiān zhǎn hòu zòu, shā le. shā wán le tā yī xiǎng: bú duì ya, tā mà wǒ tā yí ge rén zhī dào, tā gào sù wǒ le tā yě zhī dào, zhè wǒ gèng hán chěn la, zhè yě shā! nèi nà yě wán la! shuí gǎn gào sù tā ya?
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[20:21.065]	jiù zhè gè, zài zhè ér guà le zhè me yì tiān, hēi méi shì!
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[20:25.039]	yòu guò le jǐ nián ne, zhè gè tiān qǐ huáng shàng sǐ la, chóng zhēn jí wèi. chóng zhēn zhè me yī dēng jī ya, hǎo ma! dǎ zhè gè wèi zhōng xián jiā lǐ tou ér, chāo chū lái lóng yī lóng guān, zhè shì yí dìng yào shì cuàn wèi ya.
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[20:44.073]	shā! wèi zhōng xián, quán jiā gāi zhǎn, miè mén jiǔ zú!
[20:50.003]
[20:50.089]	nà me jiù yǒu rén dà chén guì xià le, āi yā shuō:" qǐ zòu wǒ zhǔ wàn suì, è hàn lín yuàn de hàn lín zhāng hào gǔ yě shì wèi zhōng xián de rén!"
[20:59.016]
[20:59.056]	huáng shàng shuō:" shā!"
[21:00.001]
[21:00.086]	tā yī shuō shā, páng biān yòu guì xià yī ge guān ér," āi yā! shuō qǐ zòu wǒ zhǔ wàn suì, yào shuō bié rén shì wèi zhōng xián de rén, wǒ xiāng xìn, yào shuō zhāng hào gǔ, nà tā jué duì bú shì wèi zhōng xián de rén!"
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[21:13.076]	huáng shàng shuō:" nǐ zěn me zhī dào ne?"
[21:15.033]
[21:15.079]	" wǒ zěn me zhī dào a? yīn wèi ya, zài qián jǐ nián, wèi zhōng xián zuò shòu, zhāng hào gǔ gěi sòng le yí gè tiāo shàn, yī fù duì zǐ ér. nà fù duì zǐ ér wǒ jì de shì dà mà wèi zhōng xián, nèi nà duì zǐ ér de shàng xià lián wǒ hái jì zhe ne. shì zhè gè' xī rì cáo gōng jìn jiǔ xī, jīn zhāo wèi wáng yù shòu shàn'. ná tā bǐ cáo cāo, shuō tā yào cuàn wèi la, nín zuó mo? tā shì tā de rén ma?"
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[21:43.077]	huáng shàng yī xiǎng:" āi yā, nà bú shì! bù dān bú shì a, zhè hái shì zhōng chén nǎ! nà hǎo, lián shēng sān jí!"
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[21:50.002]	hǎo, yī qún hún dàn ér!
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[21:54.016]	mǎn tīng zhǎng shēng léi dòng
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[22:02.089]	gē cí zhì zuò zhě: yáng guāng xià de zhuī dié shào nián
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[22:04.03]	wǎng shì yǐ yǐ, shēn jiū wú yì, wéi wàng liú lǎo xiān shēng qiān gǔ.

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