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You`re a lotta laughs ain`t you babe |
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You cracked me up, |
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I laughed so much |
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I nearly died |
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It`s so funny |
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I was weeping |
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Cried so hard, |
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I nearly split my side |
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I watched you laughing on the |
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TV I don`t get it said the kindly host |
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But there are many here among us |
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Who feel the sight is but a joke |
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Your imagination`s running riot |
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Sometimes |
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I swear you believe what you say |
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No-one seems to notice it`s the same joke |
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It`s just told in a thousand different ways |
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And I can`t wait to read the new ones |
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Yeah the comedy just gets better every day |
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You`re a lotta laughs ain`t you babe |
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It`s funny how it all turned out that way |
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Ooh, you should have known better |
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You should have known better, a-ha-ha |
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It`s not for you, this one`s for me |
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It`s not for you, this one`s for me |
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I saw a picture of you grinning |
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Yeah that smirk covered your entire face |
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It almost split your head in two |
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I hear you sold it to |
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OK Sell a photo of you laughing |
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The more you hoot the more they pay |
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You don`t even need to get your clothes off anymore |
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You`re a bit too old for that stuff anyway |
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Somebody saw you at the party |
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You did the one where you`re falling flat on your face |
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You had the whole place cracking up in stitches |
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Apparently you fall with such good grace |
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And the teenage clothes and see-through sizes |
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The mutton dishes up on the |
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Sunday plate |
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Is now the lamb in ghostly guises |
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It`s all done in the best of taste |
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Ooh, you should have known better |
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You should have known better, a-ha-ha |
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It`s not for you, this one`s for me |
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It`s not for you, this one`s for me |
