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Haha, a wise man once told me keep me your friends close and keep your enemies closer |
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And he only got close enough to tell me that because, well he was a enemy |
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Shout out to all my frenemies, haha, |
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Major Pain boy |
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Yeah, yeah![Verse 1 - Chamillionaire] |
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I'm in first place, in this wonderful |
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World chase |
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I'm a current case of a rapper that won't break |
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Playin dirty (yeah), |
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I'm too sick with the word play |
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I make words that don't rhyme start rhymin like "you're gay" |
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Be on your way, |
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I'm a mercy mercy |
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You be workin hard, she givin me your pay |
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Women walk up to me, "it's nothin" that girl say (yeah) |
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Stick money on my shirt like it was my birthday (hey!) |
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Let's go, rest mo', get slowed |
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I'm like "f hoes", they metroed, |
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I'm petroed |
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Get blowed by your girl like red nose |
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And every single day |
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I'm catchin a head cold (hachoo)"Pimp Mode", |
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Katt Williams, yeah them know |
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Put it on a tape and call it the "Best Show" |
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Koop' versus |
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Chamillionaire, which is the best flow? |
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You'll probably see a tie like |
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NBA dress code |
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Be the best to' (woo), jump up and get squashed |
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Just thoughts, just talk your lip gloss' |
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Cause you spit soft, thick bosses get off |
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And I know what you're thinkin, |
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I hit ya with this pause (haha) |
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They say you shouldn't throw stones at a glass house |
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Got my money up and |
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I throw out of my stash house |
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What your cash 'bout? |
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I ain't takin the tag out |
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Ask me why |
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I bought it, my wallet just passed out |
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Rapper ran mouth and |
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I bet he get ran out |
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I bet another sucker gonna follow that man route |
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I'm a bad cough, that sick, big, bad boss |
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See me and they bow like "wow, Chat Moss" (haha) |
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Tryin to say that you ain't real if you got it |
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Yeah I'm on the internet because it fill up my wallet |
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Uh, street money helped me get into college |
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I bust you in your face, log on and |
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Twitter about it (woo!) |
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Uh, the auducity, run 'em over like athletes |
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Self serve means |
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I'm the only person that's gassin me |
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You should ask of me, money lookin like math to me |
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One plus one equals equity, what it has to be |
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Uh, better come at your boy carefully |
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Or get shown the definition of real reality |
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Who's as bad as me? |
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Any other name is calamity' |
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Cause I be flippin the |
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G's daily like |
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Vanna beWanna challenge me? |
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What a beautiful day that that'll be |
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You could battle me any |
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Sunday through |
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SaturdayYou a cavity, too sweet to even handle me |
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I'm insanity, not sane, my brain out of me (woo) |
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Take a budget, turn it into confetti |
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If I start another label |
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I'm a call it "Machete" |
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Nah, won't drop an album 'til |
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I'm motherf'in ready |
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Was gonna call it "Venom", when |
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I'm strikin |
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I am deadly |
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Don't know me |
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Mister, don't ask me about my sister |
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They don't really know me but label me like a risk a |
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You can have all the swagger, you can have the charisma |
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If I want your opinion, |
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I'll log on the 'net and |
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Twit ya (Tweet) |
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It's the Mister "Sicker Than Every Pic Ya Makin" |
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But it's no hate and they waitin to get ya issue |
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And it's official, |
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I'm so official |
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Turn my iPhone towards me and |
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I take a picture (cheese!) |
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Women say you real and say that they wanna kiss ya |
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Haters see it happen, that day they gonna wanna diss ya |
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Promise it's a myth, you need to know |
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I will get ya |
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Richer, so |
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I call up my lawyer before |
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I hit ya (uh) |
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You mess with me, impossible gonna be possible |
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What you think we even look at the |
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Oscars for? |
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Hang with me to hear product 'cause he a gossiper |
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Thought that we was fly but ain't like a ostrich bro (woo) |
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That's why |
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I say no way, |
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Larry King of this thing, my pay stay okay |
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Mixtapes in the street and pass |
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A plus KAunt |
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Jemima plus vagina, you a sweet pussy |
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Every verse is a better verse, you know what it's worth |
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Since my birth been blessed with a curse, realest on the |
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EarthIt's a curse, get another nurse, in a mini skirt |
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Make her work 'til her feet is hurt, open up your purse, |
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Captain Kirk |
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I can't ever be, she'll be payin me (me) |
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Walkin through the mall like we on a shopping spree (spree) |
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Open up the garage, yeah everything you see, black on black like the |
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NAACPGettin money, yeah |
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I let the cat out |
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I get any sicker then |
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I'm probably gonna pass out |
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In the studio 'cause they sleep on me like the black couch |
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Still got mad clout, that's what haters is mad 'bout |
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Here we go, here we go, |
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I'm in the studio |
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My whip got me feelin like my name was |
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Domino'Cause it's a big six with me everywhere |
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I goYour chick is still tryin to get me in a figure four |
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Lookin for some hotness, let a heat seeker know |
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George Bush, one push, let a heat seeker go |
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Hit the studio, there goes another heat seeker "whoa!" (whoa) |
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But I don't know why they doubt 'cause |
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I've done this before (whoa)[Outro - Chamillionaire - talking] |
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I want a hundred million dollars, hundred million dollars |
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Hundred million dollars, hundred million dollars |
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Try to get on my level, try to get on my level, let's go, um |