[00:00.00] | お前の願うが叶うなら |
[00:02.69] | 俺は一生童貞でもいいぜ(童貞!) |
[00:10.53] | (童貞!)(童貞!)童貞!嘘ん (童貞!) |
[00:22.47] | 本当です。本当ですから、 |
[00:25.46] | |
[00:26.25] | レッツゴー! |
[00:26.31] | |
[00:26.91] | 童貞! |
[00:27.72] | どうか神様俺は一生童貞でいいから |
[00:31.01] | 童貞! |
[00:32.11] | どうかあの子を幸せにしてください |
[00:35.15] | 童貞! |
[00:36.14] | どうか神様俺の命と引き換えでいいから |
[00:39.56] | 一生それでいいから |
[00:41.40] | 願いを叶えてください |
[00:43.34] | 童貞! |
[00:44.50] | 世界を平和に |
[00:47.43] | 童貞! |
[00:48.59] | あの子幸せに |
[00:50.07] | てか元々童貞なんでしょ |
[00:51.76] | どっどどっど童貞ちゃうわ! |
[00:53.12] | |
[00:53.92] | 俺の童貞と引き換えに |
[00:55.66] | お前ら全員幸せになれ |
[00:58.05] | 俺の童貞と引き換えに |
[00:59.79] | 世界中が全員幸せになれ |
[01:02.09] | どうか神様俺は一生童貞でいいから |
[01:05.47] | 世界に平和をもたらすよに仕向けてください |
[01:08.76] | (どうですか?神様) |
[01:10.06] | いつか果たさせる俺らのいつか |
[01:11.85] | ずっと来なくて泣いたりした |
[01:13.55] | みんな平和!平和!と嘆いているのに |
[01:16.24] | 縄文時代からずっと戦争 |
[01:18.19] | でも若さ |
[01:19.62] | 楽しまんなくちゃ |
[01:20.78] | 落ち込んでる暇なんてないぜ |
[01:22.48] | 悲しんでる暇なんてないぜ |
[01:24.53] | イメトレも一日 一回まで |
[01:26.10] | |
[01:26.44] | 童貞! |
[01:27.43] | どうか神様俺は一生童貞でいいから |
[01:30.48] | 童貞! |
[01:31.52] | どうかあの子を幸せにしてください |
[01:34.56] | 童貞! |
[01:35.50] | どうか神様俺の命と引き換えでいいから |
[01:38.73] | 一生それでいいから |
[01:40.57] | 願いを叶えてください |
[01:42.93] | 童貞! |
[01:43.99] | 世界を平和に |
[01:46.98] | 童貞! |
[01:48.23] | あの子幸せに |
[01:49.81] | てか元々童貞なんでしょ |
[01:51.21] | |
[01:51.42] | どっどどっど童貞ちゃうわ! |
[01:53.46] | 自撮りがかっこいいと言われた |
[01:54.95] | Instagramにイイネ!がついた |
[01:57.09] | 嬉しかったそれだけのことが |
[01:59.23] | 僕を楽にしてる |
[02:00.37] | 頑張ろう |
[02:01.27] | 人は盛れるアプリ無しで生きてけるのだろうか |
[02:03.48] | 勝ち負けなんかちっぼけなこと |
[02:05.63] | 大事なことは |
[02:06.54] | 本気かどうから |
[02:07.87] | て修造が言ってた |
[02:09.72] | そんな一言で救われた俺がいるぜ |
[02:11.21] | センキュー |
[02:12.05] | 俺もそんな人になりたい |
[02:13.66] | でも |
[02:14.46] | 世界中見榮はってくだらない |
[02:16.00] | 嘘をついて |
[02:16.80] | 俺らみんなみんな!ダメ人間 |
[02:17.20] | |
[02:17.99] | 他人? |
[02:18.10] | |
[02:18.42] | 将来? |
[02:18.70] | |
[02:18.97] | ボイボイボイ~ |
[02:19.40] | |
[02:19.79] | かっこ良くないダサい |
[02:21.19] | 僕の存在意義だけど |
[02:22.33] | 始めるぜ争いではない戦いを! |
[02:24.60] | |
[02:25.17] | (ドラゲナイ) |
[02:25.50] | |
[02:25.98] | 童貞! |
[02:27.28] | どうか神様俺は一生童貞でいいから |
[02:30.02] | 童貞! |
[02:31.17] | どうかあの子を幸せにしてください |
[02:34.01] | 童貞! |
[02:35.01] | どうか神様俺の命と引き換えでいいから |
[02:38.52] | 一生それでいいから |
[02:40.26] | 願いを叶えてください |
[02:42.41] | 童貞! |
[02:43.51] | 世界を平和に |
[02:46.39] | 童貞! |
[02:47.60] | あの子幸せに |
[02:48.98] | |
[02:50.77] | オークションにかけられた勲章と命 |
[02:52.66] | ミュージシャンはもはやアプリ以下 |
[02:54.55] | 戦隊物シリーズ終了の時代 |
[02:56.75] | ヒーローなんて絶滅危惧種 |
[02:58.94] | スターはいるのに |
[03:00.39] | (ヒーローはいいえ) |
[03:01.19] | 祈りたけども誰に祈る? |
[03:03.03] | でも国や時代のせいにしちゃ(ダメ) |
[03:04.98] | 自分に問え弱いものに救いを |
[03:06.48] | |
[03:07.18] | 今日から君も童貞ヒーロー! |
[03:08.18] | |
[03:09.72] | ならばいやだからこそヒーローはもういらない |
[03:12.60] | 君は自分で変えれる変われるはず |
[03:14.34] | 現に君は童貞だ!それどころか(包茎だ!) |
[03:17.33] | ヒーローはたまには道を誤る |
[03:18.72] | そんな時は後から謝る |
[03:20.77] | 見つめ合う手を繋ぐに |
[03:22.86] | おしゃぶりは出来ないがいつでも |
[03:23.48] | この命オークションにかけるぜ |
[03:25.33] | 童貞! |
[03:26.42] | どうか神様俺は一生童貞でいいから |
[03:29.42] | 童貞! |
[03:30.36] | どうかあの子を幸せにしてください |
[03:33.55] | 童貞! |
[03:34.45] | どうか神様俺の命と引き換えでいいから |
[03:37.83] | 一生それでいいから |
[03:39.42] | 願いを叶えてください |
[03:41.77] | 童貞! |
[03:43.08] | 世界を平和に |
[03:45.85] | 童貞! |
[03:47.16] | あの子幸せに |
[03:49.00] | てか元々童貞なんでしょ |
[03:50.14] | どっどどっど童貞ちゃうわ! |
[03:52.14] | |
[03:52.38] | 本当だったのね? |
[03:54.02] | 君は童貞ヒーロー |
[03:55.91] | いや |
[03:56.67] | THE 童貞ヒーロー |
[03:58.67] | |
[04:01.64] | 童貞 |
[04:04.88] | 童貞 |
[04:08.12] | 童貞 |
[04:09.67] | どうかあの子を 幸せにしてください |
[00:00.00] | qian yuan ye |
[00:02.69] | an yi sheng tong zhen tong zhen! |
[00:10.53] | tong zhen! tong zhen! tong zhen! xu tong zhen! |
[00:22.47] | ben dang. ben dang |
[00:25.46] | |
[00:26.25] | ! |
[00:26.31] | |
[00:26.91] | tong zhen! |
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[00:53.12] | |
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[00:59.79] | shi jie zhong quan yuan xing |
[01:02.09] | shen yang an yi sheng tong zhen |
[01:05.47] | shi jie ping he shi xiang |
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[01:18.19] | ruo |
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[01:51.21] | |
[01:51.42] | tong zhen! |
[01:53.46] | zi cuo yan |
[01:54.95] | Instagram! |
[01:57.09] | xi |
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[02:00.37] | wan zhang |
[02:01.27] | ren sheng wu sheng |
[02:03.48] | sheng fu |
[02:05.63] | da shi |
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[02:07.87] | xiu zao yan |
[02:09.72] | yi yan jiu an |
[02:11.21] | |
[02:12.05] | an ren |
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[02:16.00] | xu |
[02:16.80] | an! ren jian |
[02:17.20] | |
[02:17.99] | ta ren? |
[02:18.10] | |
[02:18.42] | jiang lai? |
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[02:19.79] | liang |
[02:21.19] | pu cun zai yi yi |
[02:22.33] | shi zheng zhan! |
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[02:48.98] | |
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[02:52.66] | yi xia |
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[02:56.75] | jue mie wei ju zhong |
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[03:01.19] | qi shui qi? |
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[03:04.98] | zi fen wen ruo jiu |
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[03:07.18] | jin ri jun tong zhen! |
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[03:52.14] | |
[03:52.38] | ben dang? |
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[00:00.00] | qián yuàn yè |
[00:02.69] | ǎn yī shēng tóng zhēn tóng zhēn! |
[00:10.53] | tóng zhēn! tóng zhēn! tóng zhēn! xū tóng zhēn! |
[00:22.47] | běn dāng. běn dāng |
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[00:53.12] | |
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[00:59.79] | shì jiè zhōng quán yuán xìng |
[01:02.09] | shén yàng ǎn yī shēng tóng zhēn |
[01:05.47] | shì jiè píng hé shì xiàng |
[01:08.76] | ? shén yàng |
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[01:11.85] | lái qì |
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[01:51.21] | |
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[01:53.46] | zì cuō yán |
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[01:57.09] | xī |
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[02:09.72] | yī yán jiù ǎn |
[02:11.21] | |
[02:12.05] | ǎn rén |
[02:13.66] | |
[02:14.46] | shì jiè zhōng jiàn róng |
[02:16.00] | xū |
[02:16.80] | ǎn! rén jiān |
[02:17.20] | |
[02:17.99] | tā rén? |
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[03:17.33] | dào wù |
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[03:52.14] | |
[03:52.38] | běn dāng? |
[03:54.02] | jūn tóng zhēn |
[03:55.91] | |
[03:56.67] | THE tóng zhēn |
[03:58.67] | |
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[04:09.67] | zi xìng |
[00:00.00] | 只要你的愿望能够实现 |
[00:02.69] | 我当一辈子处男也可以(童贞) |
[00:10.53] | (童贞!)(童贞!)童贞!不是吧(童贞) |
[00:22.47] | 真的 是真的 |
[00:26.25] | Let's Go |
[00:26.91] | 童贞 |
[00:27.72] | 神啊我当一辈子处男都行 |
[00:31.01] | 童贞 |
[00:32.11] | 请让那个人幸福 |
[00:35.15] | 童贞 |
[00:36.14] | 神啊拿我的命换都行 |
[00:39.56] | 一辈子就这样也没关系 |
[00:41.40] | 请实现我的愿望 |
[00:43.34] | 童贞 |
[00:44.50] | 为了世界的和平 |
[00:47.43] | 童贞 |
[00:48.59] | 为了那个人的幸福 |
[00:50.07] | 话说你本来就是处男吧 |
[00:51.76] | 才才才才不是处男呢 |
[00:53.92] | 用我的童贞来换 |
[00:55.66] | 你们所有人的幸福 |
[00:58.05] | 用我的童贞来换 |
[00:59.79] | 世界上所有人的幸福 |
[01:02.09] | 神啊我当一辈子处男都行 |
[01:05.47] | 请让世界和平吧 |
[01:08.76] | (行不行啊?菩萨) |
[01:10.06] | 愿望无法实现 |
[01:11.85] | 我们因此而哭泣 |
[01:13.55] | 大家总是在呼吁和平!和平 |
[01:16.24] | 但是从绳文时代开始就一直有战争 |
[01:18.19] | 但是趁年轻 |
[01:19.62] | 就要好好玩乐 |
[01:20.78] | 没有时间让你颓废 |
[01:22.48] | 没有时间让你悲催 |
[01:24.53] | 想象练习(OOXX)也只限一天一次 |
[01:26.44] | 童贞 |
[01:27.43] | 神啊我当一辈子处男都行 |
[01:30.48] | 童贞 |
[01:31.52] | 请让那个人幸福 |
[01:34.56] | 童贞 |
[01:35.50] | 神啊拿我命换都行 |
[01:38.73] | 一辈子就这样也没关系 |
[01:40.57] | 请实现我的愿望吧 |
[01:42.93] | 童贞 |
[01:43.99] | 为了世界的和平 |
[01:46.98] | 童贞 |
[01:48.23] | 为了那个人的幸福 |
[01:49.81] | 话说你本来就是处男吧 |
[01:51.42] | 才才才才不是童贞呢 |
[01:53.46] | 被人说自拍很帅气 |
[01:54.95] | Instagram被人狂点赞 |
[01:57.09] | 就因为这点小事 |
[01:59.23] | 我一个人在沾沾自喜 |
[02:00.37] | 加油吧 |
[02:01.27] | 人没有APP还能不能活下去 |
[02:03.48] | 输赢是小事 |
[02:05.63] | 最重要的是 |
[02:06.54] | 是不是付出了真心 |
[02:07.87] | 这是修造说的 |
[02:09.72] | 因为这一句话得到救赎的人有我 |
[02:11.21] | Thank you |
[02:12.05] | 我也想成为那样的人 |
[02:13.66] | 但是 |
[02:14.46] | 大家就只知道打肿脸充胖子 |
[02:16.00] | 满嘴谎话 |
[02:16.80] | 我们都是要当掉的人 |
[02:17.99] | 他人? |
[02:18.42] | 将来? |
[02:18.97] | 丢到天边去 |
[02:19.79] | 长得矬 |
[02:21.19] | 就是我活下去的动力 |
[02:22.33] | 我们面对的不是竞争而是战斗 |
[02:25.17] | (Dragon Night) |
[02:25.98] | 童贞 |
[02:27.28] | 神啊我当一辈子处男都行 |
[02:30.02] | 童贞 |
[02:31.17] | 请让那个人幸福 |
[02:34.01] | 童贞 |
[02:35.01] | 神啊拿我命换都行 |
[02:38.52] | 一辈子这样也没关系 |
[02:40.26] | 请实现我的愿望吧 |
[02:42.41] | 童贞 |
[02:43.51] | 为了世界和平 |
[02:46.39] | 童贞 |
[02:47.60] | 为了那个人的幸福 |
[02:50.77] | 在拍卖会上卖掉的勋章和生命 |
[02:52.66] | 音乐家还不如一个APP |
[02:54.55] | 战队系列终结的时代 |
[02:56.75] | 所谓英雄就是濒危品种 |
[02:58.94] | 世上有明星 |
[03:00.39] | (却没有英雄) |
[03:01.19] | 说要祈祷 要向谁祷告 |
[03:03.03] | 可是要怪国家和时代(那可不行) |
[03:04.98] | 扪心自问拯救弱小的自己 |
[03:07.18] | 今天开始你就是童贞Hero |
[03:09.72] | 那么 不对 正因如此我们不再需要英雄了 |
[03:12.60] | 因为你能自己改变自己 |
[03:14.34] | 眼下的情况 你就是处男 不止如此(还是个包茎) |
[03:17.33] | 英雄偶尔也会走错路 |
[03:18.72] | 事后再道歉就行了 |
[03:20.77] | 四目相对两手相牵 |
[03:22.86] | 虽然不能这样那样 |
[03:23.48] | 但是我一直都在拼命加油 |
[03:25.33] | 童贞 |
[03:26.42] | 神啊我一辈子当初男都行 |
[03:29.42] | 童贞 |
[03:30.36] | 请让那个人幸福 |
[03:33.55] | 童贞 |
[03:34.45] | 神啊拿我命换都行 |
[03:37.83] | 一辈子这样也没关系 |
[03:39.42] | 请实现我的愿望吧 |
[03:41.77] | 童贞 |
[03:43.08] | 为了世界的和平 |
[03:45.85] | 童贞 |
[03:47.16] | 请让那个人幸福 |
[03:49.00] | 话说你本来就是处男吧 |
[03:50.14] | 才才才才不是处男呢 |
[03:52.38] | 是真的吧 |
[03:54.02] | 你就是童贞Hero |
[03:55.91] | 不 |
[03:56.67] | 是THE 童贞 Hero |
[04:01.64] | 童贞 |
[04:04.88] | 童贞 |
[04:08.12] | 童贞 |
[04:09.67] | 请让那个人幸福 |