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(Canibus) |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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Check out the bizarre style that I display god |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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Kinda like when the biz went |
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Eh eh eh eh eh |
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But this is the Canibus with the |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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Now |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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Ain't just the name of the song |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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It's probably my favorite response |
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When I'm walking on the street or I'm out at the mall |
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And people be talking that blah blah blah |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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But anyway, a regular day is just like this |
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Canibus writes a rhyme then Canibus spits, Like |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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I eat eat eat rhymes, Niggas don't be understanding that shit |
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Why you think I went and put a fucking mic on my arm |
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'Cause it belongs to me and I belong next to Ghengis Khan |
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In a coffin carbon-dryed with my body in bronze |
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Like Han Solo when he got frozen in Star Wars |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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I'm great but I'm not the greatest |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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I believe I'm god but I'm not aethiest |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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I'm crazy but I'm not the craziest |
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I'm just a normal heterosexual homosapien |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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The industry tried to cave me and I was an arch angel |
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But they changed me into Damien |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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The evil spirit of rap, the evil rapper |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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Rip the jacker |
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Master of the ceremony, most people know me as such |
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My disciples know me as master 'Bus |
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I can |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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Change their life with a touch, cause I'm |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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Lyrically gifted as fuck |
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Can-I-Bus, could bust it down pound for pound |
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My style'll make a thousand mc's bow |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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You can yah yah yah cha cha cha cha cha all you want |
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Y'all niggas know the Canibus is the one |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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The rhyme creator |
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At the drop of a dime I spit 100 b-a-rs |
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I'm a S-T-A-R since the day I was born |
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And I'll be a star til the day that I'm gone |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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You can agree with uh-huh or disagree with uh-uh |
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Whatever, niggas can't front |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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If they respond too late to the 911 call |
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They find you on the floor with a razor blade in your palm |
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Deep cuts an inch wide and 5 inches long |
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Paramedics feel for a pulse to see if you gone |
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You was pronounced D.O.A before you got to E.R. |
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The doctor swore that suicide was the probably cause |
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Probably because, you weak insecure motherfuckers |
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feel lost when you hear me roar |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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Like-uh the predator starring schwartzenegger |
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Before he triggered the bomb he went |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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The evil spirit of rap, the evil rapper |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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Rip the jacker |
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(Canibus) |
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Its legibly unimaginable, mathematically incalculable |
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inextricably infalible |
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Let's not forget utterly impossible or |
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Morally unsermountable to assume that I could lose if I battled you |
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My scholastic aptitude is 1602 |
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'100 Bars' was just a glimpse of the truth |
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Physical proof that I'm the best at this |
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I've contructed sentences that'll stand longer then stone henges megaliths |
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My 1st and 2nd albums consists of more then a million terabits |
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More then any of you rappers ever spit |
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Vote for me as president, in about a day or so |
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I be up in the white house getting feletio |
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By an administrative assistant with deep throat |
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Butt naked on the floor knee deep in some coke |
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Or on a speaker phone freestyling with some of my folks |
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Humping a ho tampering with the republican vote |
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I'm like Mel Gibson in 'Braveheart', fighting swordsman |
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Dodging arrows from the arches 'cause I'm a horesman |
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Flying circles around you like flying saucers |
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Flying circles around the royal air force's flying fortress |
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Maximize my wins, minimize my loses |
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Til I'm exhausted then Lounge like the Lyricists on Rawkus |
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I'm unsigned right now, it's like I'm an orphan |
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Looking for a home taking all calls and offers |
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Notify the prince and the Duke of Earl |
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I'm probably the illest english speaking mc in the world |
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Ghetto fabulous, verbally hazardous |
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Ask any baptist, roman catholic or satanic activist |
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Even them trippy hippies on college campuses know about Canibus |
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I've got rhymes like beads on an abacus |
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My styles totally out the bracket |
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Scientist in thick glasses and pocket protectors want to patent it |
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My talent is unmatched by any rapper in this rapping biz |
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By any rapper on this planet's grid |
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Show me where he is, I sign the ordenance |
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To bomb his coordinants with Agent Orange and torture him |
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Burn the skin off of him, throw a towel on him and stomp on him |
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Rip the towel off then pour salt on him |
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Continue my verbal assault on him til its 12 in the morning |
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And turn into the werewolf monster on him |
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Rip his heart out, eat it while its still pumping |
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The blood still running, it tastes like boiled dumplings |
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Starving artist, I turned down scholarships to Oxford College |
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'Cause I heard they didn't serve porridge |
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Smartest then any man in Scotland Yard is |
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Used to work for MI6 but quit 'cause I couldn't take orders |
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I was the original James Bond before Sean Conn', Roger Moore, |
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Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosman |
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The most awesome walking, talking, breathing |
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English speaking MC in the European region |
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Rip you to pieces like communism leaflets |
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Beef with 'Bis is like playing chess without the pieces |
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Modern Christian's without Jesus, Rasta's without Reefer |
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Jamaican's in Princeton without Visa's |
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Radio's without speakers, Mother nature without the four seasons |
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Without a jacket outside when its freezing |
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I'ma tell you straight up, no lie |
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Canibus is the illest motherfucker alive |
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Ha ha ha ha ha |
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The evil spirit of rap, the evil rapper |
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Rip the jacker |
