[00:08.07] | 喂? |
[00:08.07] | 喂!啊来困高啊? |
[00:10.04] | 哎! |
[00:10.04] | 好爬起的类 |
[00:11.88] | 哦! |
[00:11.88] | 12点半的类,册来的老,夜生活开始的老 |
[00:15.69] | 哦!!等些!你来哪里啦 |
[00:17.72] | 我来金碧里,啊?个么金碧等你老? |
[00:22.61] | 哦哦哦!半个钟头吧 |
[00:24.33] | 哦,半个钟头啊? |
[00:24.33] | 嗯! |
[00:24.33] | 好的,半个钟头金碧门口噢 |
[00:26.55] | 噢 |
[00:27.87] | 个么,两个套儿等你拉哈噢 |
[00:28.65] | 真当的啊? |
[00:29.45] | 米道毛正类 |
[00:30.21] | 嘿嘿嘿嘿!!!!好跌! |
[00:33.83] | 你表烦X8 |
[00:55.87] | 一只鼻环,两只耳环 |
[00:57.06] | 袖子坏坏,走路摇摆 |
[00:58.60] | 相貌难看,像只妖怪 |
[01:00.04] | 弄把青菜吧你好看 |
[01:01.32] | 三路车站一亏铜板坐到大关混充毛拐 |
[01:03.94] | 走路拐翻一曾路弯,碰到奶奶一阵碎烦 |
[01:06.65] | 奶奶窝你就个芽儿走路头表歪 |
[01:08.70] | 你当你个头发花里斑斓毛好看? |
[01:11.60] | 小鬼拐翻,奶奶表烦 |
[01:14.09] | 你啊是回起烧个一碗糖吞蛋 |
[01:16.95] | 你年纪虽然小,但是千万要学好 |
[01:19.78] | 表像你个奶奶一样只会烧烧饭 |
[01:21.67] | 奶奶朝我看,喷喷毛来赛 |
[01:24.67] | 喷了老子脑西搭牢,毛毛全部炸开 |
[01:27.38] | 你表烦X8 |
[01:48.81] | 香烟王叼,拐头拐脑 |
[01:50.53] | 扭猪扣牢,鬼头鬼脑 |
[01:51.89] | 带个套儿,沸头沸脑 |
[01:53.04] | 跑进舞厅,摇头晃脑 |
[01:54.44] | 老酒吃饱,毒头毒脑 |
[01:56.26] | 包起房干,贼头狗脑 |
[01:57.49] | 钞票用光,洽头批脑 |
[01:58.29] | 上起班来,没头没脑 |
[01:59.93] | 上次晚上套儿来我窝里吃了碗饭 |
[02:02.07] | 她窝你个奶奶来不来东她个房干? |
[02:04.79] | 你想则撒? |
[02:05.72] | 啊?你表乱想 |
[02:07.33] | 实在我想吃你奶奶烧个糖吞蛋 |
[02:10.06] | 我虽然被烧饭,但是你啊表小看 |
[02:12.77] | 你有没有吃古老子烧个菜泡饭? |
[02:15.38] | 套儿朝我看,嘴巴张张开 |
[02:18.34] | 像你个中水平只好烧烧囫囵蛋 |
[02:20.79] | 你表烦X8 |
[02:41.88] | 也儿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~yoyoyo |
[00:08.07] | wei? |
[00:08.07] | wei! a lai kun gao a? |
[00:10.04] | ai! |
[00:10.04] | hao pa qi de lei |
[00:11.88] | o! |
[00:11.88] | 12 dian ban de lei, ce lai de lao, ye sheng huo kai shi de lao |
[00:15.69] | o!! deng xie! ni lai na li la |
[00:17.72] | wo lai jin bi li, a? ge me jin bi deng ni lao? |
[00:22.61] | o o o! ban ge zhong tou ba |
[00:24.33] | o, ban ge zhong tou a? |
[00:24.33] | ! |
[00:24.33] | hao de, ban ge zhong tou jin bi men kou o |
[00:26.55] | o |
[00:27.87] | ge me, liang ge tao r deng ni la ha o |
[00:28.65] | zhen dang de a? |
[00:29.45] | mi dao mao zheng lei |
[00:30.21] | hei hei hei hei!!!! hao die! |
[00:33.83] | ni biao fan X8 |
[00:55.87] | yi zhi bi huan, liang zhi er huan |
[00:57.06] | xiu zi huai huai, zou lu yao bai |
[00:58.60] | xiang mao nan kan, xiang zhi yao guai |
[01:00.04] | nong ba qing cai ba ni hao kan |
[01:01.32] | san lu che zhan yi kui tong ban zuo dao da guan hun chong mao guai |
[01:03.94] | zou lu guai fan yi ceng lu wan, peng dao nai nai yi zhen sui fan |
[01:06.65] | nai nai wo ni jiu ge ya er zou lu tou biao wai |
[01:08.70] | ni dang ni ge tou fa hua li ban lan mao hao kan? |
[01:11.60] | xiao gui guai fan, nai nai biao fan |
[01:14.09] | ni a shi hui qi shao ge yi wan tang tun dan |
[01:16.95] | ni nian ji sui ran xiao, dan shi qian wan yao xue hao |
[01:19.78] | biao xiang ni ge nai nai yi yang zhi hui shao shao fan |
[01:21.67] | nai nai chao wo kan, pen pen mao lai sai |
[01:24.67] | pen le lao zi nao xi da lao, mao mao quan bu zha kai |
[01:27.38] | ni biao fan X8 |
[01:48.81] | xiang yan wang diao, guai tou guai nao |
[01:50.53] | niu zhu kou lao, gui tou gui nao |
[01:51.89] | dai ge tao r, fei tou fei nao |
[01:53.04] | pao jin wu ting, yao tou huang nao |
[01:54.44] | lao jiu chi bao, du tou du nao |
[01:56.26] | bao qi fang gan, zei tou gou nao |
[01:57.49] | chao piao yong guang, qia tou pi nao |
[01:58.29] | shang qi ban lai, mei tou mei nao |
[01:59.93] | shang ci wan shang tao r lai wo wo li chi le wan fan |
[02:02.07] | ta wo ni ge nai nai lai bu lai dong ta ge fang gan? |
[02:04.79] | ni xiang ze sa? |
[02:05.72] | a? ni biao luan xiang |
[02:07.33] | shi zai wo xiang chi ni nai nai shao ge tang tun dan |
[02:10.06] | wo sui ran bei shao fan, dan shi ni a biao xiao kan |
[02:12.77] | ni you mei you chi gu lao zi shao ge cai pao fan? |
[02:15.38] | tao r chao wo kan, zui ba zhang zhang kai |
[02:18.34] | xiang ni ge zhong shui ping zhi hao shao shao hu lun dan |
[02:20.79] | ni biao fan X8 |
[02:41.88] | ye er yoyoyo |
[00:08.07] | wèi? |
[00:08.07] | wèi! a lái kùn gāo a? |
[00:10.04] | āi! |
[00:10.04] | hǎo pá qǐ de lèi |
[00:11.88] | ó! |
[00:11.88] | 12 diǎn bàn de lèi, cè lái de lǎo, yè shēng huó kāi shǐ de lǎo |
[00:15.69] | ó!! děng xiē! nǐ lái nǎ lǐ la |
[00:17.72] | wǒ lái jīn bì lǐ, a? gè me jīn bì děng nǐ lǎo? |
[00:22.61] | ó ó ó! bàn gè zhōng tóu ba |
[00:24.33] | ó, bàn gè zhōng tóu a? |
[00:24.33] | ! |
[00:24.33] | hǎo de, bàn gè zhōng tóu jīn bì mén kǒu ō |
[00:26.55] | ō |
[00:27.87] | gè me, liǎng gè tào r děng nǐ lā hā ō |
[00:28.65] | zhēn dāng de a? |
[00:29.45] | mǐ dào máo zhèng lèi |
[00:30.21] | hēi hēi hēi hēi!!!! hǎo diē! |
[00:33.83] | nǐ biǎo fán X8 |
[00:55.87] | yì zhī bí huán, liǎng zhǐ ěr huán |
[00:57.06] | xiù zi huài huài, zǒu lù yáo bǎi |
[00:58.60] | xiàng mào nán kàn, xiàng zhǐ yāo guài |
[01:00.04] | nòng bǎ qīng cài ba nǐ hǎo kàn |
[01:01.32] | sān lù chē zhàn yī kuī tóng bǎn zuò dào dà guān hùn chōng máo guǎi |
[01:03.94] | zǒu lù guǎi fān yī céng lù wān, pèng dào nǎi nǎi yī zhèn suì fán |
[01:06.65] | nǎi nǎi wō nǐ jiù gè yá ér zǒu lù tóu biǎo wāi |
[01:08.70] | nǐ dāng nǐ gè tóu fà huā lǐ bān lán máo hǎo kàn? |
[01:11.60] | xiǎo guǐ guǎi fān, nǎi nǎi biǎo fán |
[01:14.09] | nǐ a shì huí qǐ shāo gè yī wǎn táng tūn dàn |
[01:16.95] | nǐ nián jì suī rán xiǎo, dàn shì qiān wàn yào xué hǎo |
[01:19.78] | biǎo xiàng nǐ gè nǎi nǎi yí yàng zhǐ huì shāo shāo fàn |
[01:21.67] | nǎi nǎi cháo wǒ kàn, pēn pēn máo lái sài |
[01:24.67] | pēn le lǎo zi nǎo xī dā láo, máo máo quán bù zhà kāi |
[01:27.38] | nǐ biǎo fán X8 |
[01:48.81] | xiāng yān wáng diāo, guǎi tóu guǎi nǎo |
[01:50.53] | niǔ zhū kòu láo, guǐ tóu guǐ nǎo |
[01:51.89] | dài gè tào r, fèi tóu fèi nǎo |
[01:53.04] | pǎo jìn wǔ tīng, yáo tóu huàng nǎo |
[01:54.44] | lǎo jiǔ chī bǎo, dú tóu dú nǎo |
[01:56.26] | bāo qǐ fáng gàn, zéi tóu gǒu nǎo |
[01:57.49] | chāo piào yòng guāng, qià tóu pī nǎo |
[01:58.29] | shàng qǐ bān lái, méi tóu méi nǎo |
[01:59.93] | shàng cì wǎn shàng tào r lái wǒ wō lǐ chī le wǎn fàn |
[02:02.07] | tā wō nǐ gè nǎi nǎi lái bù lái dōng tā gè fáng gàn? |
[02:04.79] | nǐ xiǎng zé sā? |
[02:05.72] | a? nǐ biǎo luàn xiǎng |
[02:07.33] | shí zài wǒ xiǎng chī nǐ nǎi nǎi shāo gè táng tūn dàn |
[02:10.06] | wǒ suī rán bèi shāo fàn, dàn shì nǐ a biǎo xiǎo kàn |
[02:12.77] | nǐ yǒu méi yǒu chī gǔ lǎo zi shāo gè cài pào fàn? |
[02:15.38] | tào r cháo wǒ kàn, zuǐ bā zhāng zhāng kāi |
[02:18.34] | xiàng nǐ gè zhōng shuǐ píng zhǐ hǎo shāo shāo hú lún dàn |
[02:20.79] | nǐ biǎo fán X8 |
[02:41.88] | yě ér yoyoyo |