歌曲 | The Intergalactic Laxative |
歌手 | Donovan |
专辑 | Cosmic Wheels |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Donovan | |
The Intergalactic Laxative | |
Album: Cosmic Wheels - 1973 | |
I was impressed like everyone, | |
When man began to fly, | |
Out of earthly regions, | |
To planets in the sky. | |
With total media coverage, | |
We watched the heros land, | |
As ceremoniously | |
They disturbed the cosmic sand. | |
In awe with admiration, | |
We listened to the talk. | |
Such pride felt they, | |
Such joy to be | |
Upon the moon to walk. | |
My romantic vision shattered, | |
When it was explained to me, | |
Spacemen wear old diapers | |
In which they *****t and pee. | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative, | |
Will get you from here to there. | |
Relieve you and believe me, | |
Without a worry or care. | |
If *****tting is your problem, | |
When you're out there in the stars, | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative | |
Will get you from here to Mars. | |
They don't partake like you and I, | |
Of beefy burger mush. | |
Their food is specially prepared | |
To dissolve into slush. | |
Absorbed by multi-fibers | |
In the super diaper suit, | |
Otherwise the slush would trickle | |
Down inside the boot. | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative, | |
Will get you from here to there. | |
Relieve you and believe me, | |
Without a worry or care. | |
If *****tting is your problem | |
When you're out there in the stars, | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative | |
Will get you from here to Mars. | |
You may well ask now what becomes | |
Of liquid they consume. | |
A pipe is led from ***** head | |
To a unit in the room. | |
The water is recirculated, | |
Filtered for re-use. | |
In case of anti-gravity - | |
Pee gets on the loose. | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative, | |
Will get you from here to there. | |
Relieve you and believe me, | |
Without a worry or care. | |
If *****tting is your problem | |
When you're out there in the stars, | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative | |
Will get you from here to Mars. | |
Wherever man has conquered, | |
On the quest for frontiers new, | |
(Da da da da) | |
I'm glad that he's always had to do | |
The number one and two. | |
It makes it all so ordinary, | |
Just like you and me, | |
To know the greatest heroes, | |
They had to *****t and pee. | |
The intergalactic laxative | |
Will get you from here to there, | |
For cosmic constipation | |
There's none that can compare. | |
If *****tting is your problem | |
When you're out there in the stars, | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative, | |
The intergalactic laxative, | |
The intergalactic laxative, | |
Will get you from here to Mars. |
zuo ci : Donovan | |
The Intergalactic Laxative | |
Album: Cosmic Wheels 1973 | |
I was impressed like everyone, | |
When man began to fly, | |
Out of earthly regions, | |
To planets in the sky. | |
With total media coverage, | |
We watched the heros land, | |
As ceremoniously | |
They disturbed the cosmic sand. | |
In awe with admiration, | |
We listened to the talk. | |
Such pride felt they, | |
Such joy to be | |
Upon the moon to walk. | |
My romantic vision shattered, | |
When it was explained to me, | |
Spacemen wear old diapers | |
In which they t and pee. | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative, | |
Will get you from here to there. | |
Relieve you and believe me, | |
Without a worry or care. | |
If tting is your problem, | |
When you' re out there in the stars, | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative | |
Will get you from here to Mars. | |
They don' t partake like you and I, | |
Of beefy burger mush. | |
Their food is specially prepared | |
To dissolve into slush. | |
Absorbed by multifibers | |
In the super diaper suit, | |
Otherwise the slush would trickle | |
Down inside the boot. | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative, | |
Will get you from here to there. | |
Relieve you and believe me, | |
Without a worry or care. | |
If tting is your problem | |
When you' re out there in the stars, | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative | |
Will get you from here to Mars. | |
You may well ask now what becomes | |
Of liquid they consume. | |
A pipe is led from head | |
To a unit in the room. | |
The water is recirculated, | |
Filtered for reuse. | |
In case of antigravity | |
Pee gets on the loose. | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative, | |
Will get you from here to there. | |
Relieve you and believe me, | |
Without a worry or care. | |
If tting is your problem | |
When you' re out there in the stars, | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative | |
Will get you from here to Mars. | |
Wherever man has conquered, | |
On the quest for frontiers new, | |
Da da da da | |
I' m glad that he' s always had to do | |
The number one and two. | |
It makes it all so ordinary, | |
Just like you and me, | |
To know the greatest heroes, | |
They had to t and pee. | |
The intergalactic laxative | |
Will get you from here to there, | |
For cosmic constipation | |
There' s none that can compare. | |
If tting is your problem | |
When you' re out there in the stars, | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative, | |
The intergalactic laxative, | |
The intergalactic laxative, | |
Will get you from here to Mars. |
zuò cí : Donovan | |
The Intergalactic Laxative | |
Album: Cosmic Wheels 1973 | |
I was impressed like everyone, | |
When man began to fly, | |
Out of earthly regions, | |
To planets in the sky. | |
With total media coverage, | |
We watched the heros land, | |
As ceremoniously | |
They disturbed the cosmic sand. | |
In awe with admiration, | |
We listened to the talk. | |
Such pride felt they, | |
Such joy to be | |
Upon the moon to walk. | |
My romantic vision shattered, | |
When it was explained to me, | |
Spacemen wear old diapers | |
In which they t and pee. | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative, | |
Will get you from here to there. | |
Relieve you and believe me, | |
Without a worry or care. | |
If tting is your problem, | |
When you' re out there in the stars, | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative | |
Will get you from here to Mars. | |
They don' t partake like you and I, | |
Of beefy burger mush. | |
Their food is specially prepared | |
To dissolve into slush. | |
Absorbed by multifibers | |
In the super diaper suit, | |
Otherwise the slush would trickle | |
Down inside the boot. | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative, | |
Will get you from here to there. | |
Relieve you and believe me, | |
Without a worry or care. | |
If tting is your problem | |
When you' re out there in the stars, | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative | |
Will get you from here to Mars. | |
You may well ask now what becomes | |
Of liquid they consume. | |
A pipe is led from head | |
To a unit in the room. | |
The water is recirculated, | |
Filtered for reuse. | |
In case of antigravity | |
Pee gets on the loose. | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative, | |
Will get you from here to there. | |
Relieve you and believe me, | |
Without a worry or care. | |
If tting is your problem | |
When you' re out there in the stars, | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative | |
Will get you from here to Mars. | |
Wherever man has conquered, | |
On the quest for frontiers new, | |
Da da da da | |
I' m glad that he' s always had to do | |
The number one and two. | |
It makes it all so ordinary, | |
Just like you and me, | |
To know the greatest heroes, | |
They had to t and pee. | |
The intergalactic laxative | |
Will get you from here to there, | |
For cosmic constipation | |
There' s none that can compare. | |
If tting is your problem | |
When you' re out there in the stars, | |
Oh, the intergalactic laxative, | |
The intergalactic laxative, | |
The intergalactic laxative, | |
Will get you from here to Mars. |