| 马：这包装啊，一头儿大，一头儿小，这好往外呀，知道吗？ | |
| [00:13.70] | 马：这个相声，曲艺形式之一啊。 |
| [00:18.70] | 黄：对。 |
| [00:22.74] | 马：曲艺哪，又叫"什样杂耍"儿。 |
| [00:24.44] | 黄：哎，有这么叫的。 |
| [00:26.38] | 马：杂耍吗， |
| [00:26.73] | 黄：嗯。 |
| [00:27.50] | 马：耍、弹、变、练。 |
| [00:29.70] | 黄：嗯。 |
| [00:29.49] | 马：说、学、逗、唱。 |
| [00:30.24] | 黄：什么都有。 |
| [00:31.32] | 马：我最爱唱。 |
| [00:32.20] | 黄：哦，您还喜欢唱？ |
| [00:33.19] | 马：不过"干唱"我可不唱。 |
| [00:35.12] | 黄：哎……怎么还"干唱"啊？ |
| [00:37.65] | 马：没有乐器伴奏，我不唱。 |
| [00:39.76] | 黄：唉，这上哪儿给你找乐器去？ |
| [00:43.15] | 马：甭找啊，在这儿哪。 |
| [00:47.59] | 黄：噢，就这"七块板儿"啊？呵呵呵呵…… |
| [00:49.76] | 马：啊，怎么着？怎么着？ |
| [00:50.87] | 黄：还怎么着？ |
| [00:52.54] | 马：别小看这"七块板儿"，哎，这"七块板儿"，别小看。 |
| [00:56.71] | 黄：怎么着？ |
| [00:57.10] | 马：不好掌握。 |
| [00:58.35] | 黄：什么呀，就不好掌握…… |
| [00:59.70] | 马：不好掌握，一般人打不了。 |
| [01:00.82] | 黄：这……一般人打不了？ |
| [01:02.57] | 马：我先来个"过门儿"，你听听。 |
| [01:04.79] | 黄：呦，这还有"过门儿"？ |
| [01:06.38] | 马：唉，先来个"过门儿"，乐器吗。（打板儿，过门儿。） |
| [01:20.47] | 黄：嗯，行！要过饭！ |
| [01:31.38] | 马：什么叫"要过饭"哪？什么话，这叫！ |
| [01:35.34] | 黄：这我懂，啊。打这"七块板儿"，这叫"数来宝"，要饭的！ |
| [01:44.86] | 马：别听他的啊！说错了！ |
| [01:46.86] | 黄：说错了？ |
| [01:48.18] | 马：错了，唉，错了！ |
| [01:49.49] | 黄：嗯？ |
| [01:50.20] | 马：记住了！数来宝的不要饭-- |
| [01:52.91] | 黄：不要饭？ |
| [01:53.64] | 马：--要钱！ |
| [01:54.69] | 黄：噢……这不一样吗！ |
| [01:58.31] | 马：要说这数来宝的也不容易。 |
| [01:59.78] | 黄：怎不容易呀？ |
| [02:00.81] | 马：讲究是现编现唱。 |
| [02:02.86] | 黄：那当然。都得这样儿。 |
| [02:04.53] | 马：得做到"三快"。 |
| [02:05.52] | 黄：哪"三快"？ |
| [02:06.49] | 马：眼快，心快，嘴快。 |
| [02:08.73] | 黄：这"眼快"是？ |
| [02:10.38] | 马：发现目标了。 |
| [02:11.73] | 黄："心快"？ |
| [02:12.62] | 马：编出词儿来。 |
| [02:13.70] | 黄："嘴快"哪？ |
| [02:15.70] | 马：跟着就得唱出来。 |
| [02:15.86] | 黄：要说是不简单。 |
| [02:19.70] | 马：数来宝的一进大街，三百六十行，见什么唱什么。 |
| [02:20.67] | 黄：那是啊。 |
| [02:22.74] | 马：他跟这个一般要饭的还不一样。 |
| [02:24.00] | 黄：怎么不一样啊？ |
| [02:27.91] | 马：要饭的来了，大爷，大奶奶喊了半天，就许不给。 |
| [02:29.67] | 黄：那可不。 |
| [02:33.79] | 马：唯独这数来宝的要来了，往这儿一站，你就得给钱。 |
| [02:36.54] | 黄：哦，数来宝的一来，准得给钱？ |
| [02:37.31] | 马：哎。 |
| [02:39.53] | 黄：那是没碰上我，他要碰上我，我就不给钱。 |
| [02:43.43] | 马：你得听他唱的怎么样。 |
| [02:45.90] | 黄：我根本就不听。 |
| [02:49.53] | 马：人家都给，你怎么不给呀？ |
| [02:51.23] | 黄：哎，对啦！我就不给。 |
| [02:53.41] | 马：没你这样儿的！ |
| [02:54.77] | 黄：我就这样儿！ |
| [03:00.58] | 马：没你这么"轴"的！ |
| [03:01.70] | 黄：我就这么"轴"！ |
| [03:03.23] | 马：没你这么拧的！ |
| [03:03.98] | 黄：我就这么拧！ |
| [03:04.97] | 马：没你这么不是玩意儿的！ |
| [03:11.87] | 黄：我就这么不是玩意儿……你才不是玩意儿哪！怎么说话哪？ |
| [03:12.27] | 马：人家都给，你怎么不给呀？ |
| [03:16.87] | 黄：你不知道，我有外号儿。 |
| [03:18.67] | 马：外号儿？ |
| [03:19.21] | 黄：哎。 |
| [03:19.86] | 马：叫什么呀？ |
| [03:24.84] | 黄：我叫“瓷公鸡、铁仙鹤、玻璃耗子、琉璃猫。”根毛儿不拔！ |
| [03:26.16] | 马：滑出溜？ |
| [03:26.86] | 黄：那是。 |
| [03:27.51] | 马：你没打听打听？ |
| [03:28.34] | 黄：啊，啊。 |
| [03:28.94] | 马：我也有个外号儿。 |
| [03:29.52] | 黄：你外号儿是？ |
| [03:30.30] | 马：榔头。 |
| [03:31.88] | 黄：榔头干吗呀？ |
| [03:35.26] | 马：你就是"瓷公鸡"，我把你那尾巴"棒"（敲、击）下一块来！ |
| [03:36.94] | 黄：嗬！我还有外号儿啦！ |
| [03:39.48] | 马：叫什么呀？ |
| [03:40.74] | 黄：我叫"钱锈"。 |
| [03:41.74] | 马：怎么叫"钱锈"啊？ |
| [03:46.65] | 黄：那是啊，钱，只一到我身上，那就"锈"住了！"钱锈"。 |
| [03:49.82] | 马：哦，我外号儿"铁刷子"！ |
| [03:51.32] | 黄："铁刷子"什么意思？ |
| [03:53.26] | 马：专刷你这"钱锈"！ |
| [03:57.38] | 黄：你呀，也甭斗嘴儿。不信，咱俩就试一回。 |
| [03:58.30] | 马：咱学一学。 |
| [03:58.95] | 黄：怎么样？ |
| [03:59.54] | 马：可以呀。 |
| [04:00.27] | 黄：来。 |
| [04:01.11] | 马：打这儿起这桌子-- |
| [04:01.77] | 黄：啊，啊。 |
| [04:02.83] | 马：就不是说相声那个场面桌儿了。 |
| [04:03.84] | 黄：那，这是什么哪？ |
| [04:06.30] | 马：买卖家儿那栏柜。 |
| [04:07.40] | 黄：噢，这就变柜台啦。 |
| [04:08.66] | 马：哎。 |
| [04:09.41] | 黄：那行。 |
| [04:10.92] | 马：我哪，就好比是这个数来宝的。 |
| [04:11.66] | 黄：那当然啦。 |
| [04:13.21] | 马：你往柜台里头一站，您就是买卖家儿"内掌柜"的…… |
| [04:15.46] | 黄：行。 |
| [04:17.56] | 马：我来到这儿哪…… |
| [04:22.53] | 黄：哎，哎，哎，不，不，不！什么叫"内掌柜"的？我成老板娘了是吧？！ |
| [04:23.90] | 马：不是。 |
| [04:23.81] | 黄：像话吗？ |
| [04:25.50] | 马：……买卖家儿那位……掌柜的。 |
| [04:27.90] | 黄：你呀，也甭这位、那位，这买卖儿就我这么一位大掌柜的。 |
| [04:30.34] | 马：大掌柜的？ |
| [04:31.39] | 黄：行不行？ |
| [04:34.10] | 马：数来宝的来了，往你门口儿这儿一站，我就开始数，你就准备给钱。 |
| [04:36.75] | 黄：我不给。 |
| [04:38.50] | 马：你不给我没结没完，我总这儿数。 |
| [04:39.62] | 黄：你数啊，不论你怎么数，你也是白数（白薯）。 |
| [04:44.11] | 马：……怎么"白薯"啊？ |
| [04:46.78] | 黄：那可不，数了半天不给钱，这不"白数"（白薯）了吗！ |
| [04:47.99] | 马：白数（白薯）不了！ |
| [04:53.24] | 黄：不信咱就试试。 |
| [04:54.78] | 马：咱来来啊，开始了啊。 |
| [04:55.93] | 黄：真是。 |
| [05:00.86] | 马：（打板儿、过门儿）"噢--" |
| [05:04.56] | 黄：不，不！您等会儿！您这"噢--"，这干吗？这是？ |
| [05:08.71] | 马：这是数来宝的规矩。 |
| [05:09.99] | 黄：什么规矩？ |
| [05:10.62] | 马：没唱以前，先得"噢--"， |
| [05:13.28] | 黄：这干吗呀？ |
| [05:13.86] | 马：引人注意听。 |
| [05:14.62] | 黄：哦。 |
| [05:15.52] | 马：这跟那个唱戏、叫板，一个道理。 |
| [05:17.27] | 黄：哦，明白了，明白了。 |
| [05:19.13] | 马：噢-- |
| [05:22.70] | 黄：叫板哪。 |
| [05:25.14] | 马：噢-- |
| [05:27.82] | 黄：开始了。 |
| [05:29.78] | 马、黄：噢-- |
| [05:32.21] | 黄、行了，行了！你跑这儿轰鹅来啦？"噢--"没完了是吗？ |
| [05:38.26] | 马：重来，重来了啊。 |
| [05:40.22] | 黄：什么呀，这叫！ |
| [05:42.90] | 马：噢，这个竹板儿打，（我这）进街来， |
| [05:45.57] | |
| [05:47.71] | 铺户这个买卖两边排， |
| [05:49.82] | 是也有买，也有卖， |
| [05:51.17] | 也有这个幌子和招牌。 |
| [05:52.20] | 金招牌，（我这）银招牌， |
| [05:55.16] | 里里外外的挂出来。 |
| [05:57.78] | 这边儿写：特别（这个）减价大赠彩； |
| [06:00.62] | 那边儿写：（这个）白送一天您快来。 |
| [06:02.54] | 说你也来，我也来， |
| [06:05.20] | （这个）大掌柜的发了财！ |
| [06:06.53] | 您老发财我沾光， |
| [06:08.11] | 路过相求来拜望。 |
| [06:09.76] | 一拜君，二拜臣， |
| [06:11.28] | 三拜掌柜的大量人。 |
| [06:12.80] | 人量大，（我这）海量宽， |
| [06:14.58] | 刘备老爷坐西川。 |
| [06:16.24] | 西川坐下了汉刘备， |
| [06:18.27] | 保驾的臣，三千岁。 |
| [06:19.66] | 人又高，（我这）马又大， |
| [06:21.65] | 豹头环眼把胡子乍， |
| [06:22.98] | 是大喊三声桥塌下。 |
| [06:24.65] | 夏侯杰，落了马， |
| [06:26.55] | 曹操一见也害怕。（小过门儿） |
| [06:30.60] | 我在那边儿拐了个弯儿， |
| [06:32.18] | 我扭项回头拜这家儿。 |
| [06:34.14] | 我拜了他，不拜你， |
| [06:35.93] | 你说傻子没道理。 |
| [06:37.57] | 大掌柜的真不错， |
| [06:40.66] | 站在（这个）门口儿一个劲儿的乐， |
| [06:42.74] | 您把（这个）铜子儿给几个， |
| [06:43.94] | 回家去好治饿。 |
| [06:45.39] | 这位掌柜的好说话儿， |
| [06:47.18] | 他留分头、光嘴巴儿， |
| [06:48.85] | 身上穿着个蓝大褂儿。 |
| [06:50.29] | 手里边摇着个白折扇儿， |
| [06:51.78] | 不扇屁股扇脸蛋儿！ |
| [06:53.48] | |
| [06:57.40] | 黄：咳！走，走，走，走，走！ |
| [07:00.33] | 马：噢，你叫我走，（我这）不能走， |
| [07:02.27] | |
| [07:03.86] | 走到了天黑空着手， |
| [07:04.82] | 一分钱我这也没有， |
| [07:05.86] | 老傻还得饿一宿， |
| [07:07.35] | 我求掌柜的高高手， |
| [07:09.13] | 你要给钱我就走！ |
| [07:09.75] | |
| [07:11.63] | 黄：去，去，去，去！ |
| [07:13.40] | 马：哎，叫我去，我不能去， |
| [07:14.20] | |
| [07:15.10] | 去到了天黑吃谁去？ |
| [07:16.34] | 一没房子二没地， |
| [07:18.24] | 老傻多跑几里地。 |
| [07:19.82] | 掌柜的别说推辞话， |
| [07:21.86] | 穷人沾光没多大。 |
| [07:23.12] | |
| [07:26.10] | 黄：我看你刚才好像来一趟了？ |
| [07:27.84] | 马：噢，大掌柜，你别起火， |
| [07:28.38] | |
| [07:30.23] | 那刚才来的可不是我。 |
| [07:31.87] | 他是谁，我是谁， |
| [07:33.31] | 别张飞当李逵。 |
| [07:34.53] | 我是我，他是他， |
| [07:36.34] | 各人有钱个人花。 |
| [07:37.57] | 大掌柜的看一看， |
| [07:39.30] | 你别孟良当焦赞。 |
| [07:40.30] | |
| [07:41.54] | 黄：我说你呀，来巧啦！我们掌柜的不在家。 |
| [07:45.39] | 马：噢，一句话，（我这）算白搭， |
| [07:46.29] | |
| [07:46.99] | 你说掌柜的不在家。 |
| [07:48.93] | 掌柜的不在你老在， |
| [07:50.80] | 你老办事更明白。 |
| [07:52.43] | 我看掌柜的走不远， |
| [07:54.40] | 有这个买卖把他管。 |
| [07:56.16] | 里推外，外推里， |
| [07:57.62] | 大掌柜的就是你。 |
| [07:58.32] | |
| [07:59.92] | 黄：嗯，是我，啊，是我。怎么着？我呀，没钱。 |
| [08:03.51] | 马：噢，你说没有我说有， |
| [08:04.43] | |
| [08:06.60] | 这个票子洋钱柜里头。 |
| [08:07.52] | 你要有钱你不， |
| [08:09.22] | 票子不会往外爬； |
| [08:10.54] | 你要有钱你不动， |
| [08:12.28] | 票子不会往外蹦； |
| [08:13.73] | 不会爬，不会蹦， |
| [08:15.18] | 我求掌柜的往外送。 |
| [08:16.64] | |
| [08:17.30] | 黄：我说你贫不贫哪？ |
| [08:18.38] | 马：噢，说我贫，那我就贫， |
| [08:19.30] | |
| [08:20.66] | 我不偷不摸是好人。 |
| [08:22.54] | 我一不偷，二不摸， |
| [08:24.25] | 三不打抢，四不夺。 |
| [08:25.89] | 这个数来宝的流口辙， |
| [08:28.61] | 我不耍贫嘴不能活。 |
| [08:29.44] | |
| [08:31.12] | 黄：我说你凭什么找我要钱哪？ |
| [08:33.19] | 马：噢，大掌柜，你听其详， |
| [08:33.91] | |
| [08:35.82] | 截（打）周朝列国就有我这行。 |
| [08:38.10] | 孔夫子无食困陈蔡， |
| [08:39.75] | 多亏了范丹老祖把粮帮。 |
| [08:42.11] | 借你们吃，借你们穿， |
| [08:44.11] | 借来（这个）米山和面山哪， |
| [08:45.43] | 直到如今没还完。 |
| [08:46.91] | 我不论僧，不论道， |
| [08:48.94] | 不论你回、汉和两教， |
| [08:51.80] | 天主堂，耶稣教， |
| [08:52.73] | 孔圣人的门徒我都要。 |
| [08:53.63] | |
| [08:54.27] | 黄：你都要啊？你知我这是什么买卖儿？ |
| [08:56.54] | 马：噢，我从小没念过《三字经》， |
| [08:57.58] | |
| [08:58.82] | 您这个字号认不清。 |
| [08:59.96] | |
| [09:00.96] | 黄：哎，认不清没关系，我告诉你。我这是呀，切面铺。 |
| [09:04.77] | 马：行咧！竹板儿打，我（这）迈大步， |
| [09:06.78] | |
| [09:08.74] | 掌柜的开了个棺材铺。 |
| [09:11.50] | 您这个棺材真正好， |
| [09:12.35] | 一头儿大，一头儿小， |
| [09:13.63] | 装里死人跑不了， |
| [09:15.16] | 装里活人受不了，装里…… |
| [09:17.60] | |
| [09:17.82] | 黄：不，不，不！停！停！怎么出来棺材铺啦？ |
| [09:23.66] | 马：你不说的吗，开棺材铺吗？ |
| [09:26.17] | 黄：谁说棺材铺啦？切面铺！ |
| [09:30.26] | 马：切面铺？ |
| [09:31.24] | 黄：哎。 |
| [09:33.10] | 马：切面铺没意思。棺材铺，棺材，棺材，官保发财。 |
| [09:36.38] | 黄：噢……不，不，不！发财，也不开棺材铺。 |
| [09:40.21] | 马：就棺材铺吧，一头儿大，一头儿小…… |
| [09:42.39] | 黄：哎！不，不，不，行了，行了！咱别对付行吗？我就是切面铺。 |
| [09:43.35] | 马：别介，别介。 |
| [09:57.74] | 黄：什么叫"别介"呀？ |
| [09:58.91] | 马：这个棺材铺这词儿我熟啊。 |
| [10:00.69] | 黄：噢……你熟我就得就合你呀？有这道理吗？！就是切面铺，有词儿你就唱；没词儿，走！啊。 |
| [10:01.18] | 马：非切面铺？ |
| [10:01.55] | 黄：就是切面铺。 |
| [10:05.81] | 马：切面铺。 |
| [10:06.26] | 黄：那可不。 |
| [10:07.13] | 马：竹板儿打，我（这）迈大步，掌柜的开的是……切面铺。 |
| [10:11.34] | 黄：哎，切面铺。 |
| [10:12.90] | 马：怎么样？ |
| [10:13.38] | 黄：哎，行。 |
| [10:14.80] | 马：切面铺，切面铺……卖切面…… |
| [10:20.59] | 黄：这不废话吗！ |
| [10:22.95] | 马：卖切面，面又白，质量高，分量足，不少给，宽条儿的，细条儿的，还经煮，吃到嘴里特别筋道，买卖好，大赚钱…… |
| [10:33.30] | 黄：走走走！多可气！啊！又没辙，又没韵，还一句也不挨着。我说你这叫"数来宝"吗？这个！ |
| [10:48.20] | 马：这不切面铺的事儿吗。 |
| [10:51.24] | 黄：切面铺的事儿不行。什么叫"数来宝"？你得有辙，有韵，有板…… |
| [10:52.30] | 马：有板？ |
| [10:53.22] | 黄：那当然啦。 |
| [10:57.61] | 马：那行哩，有韵。竹板儿打，我（这）抬头看，这个大掌柜的卖切面。 |
| [10:59.12] | 黄：哎，对。卖切面。 |
| [11:02.13] | 马：这个切面铺啊，耍大刀，这生日满月用得着。 |
| [11:03.21] | 黄：嗯。 |
| [11:04.11] | 马：要说面，咱们净说面， |
| [11:04.78] | |
| [11:05.86] | 和出来，一个蛋， |
| [11:06.52] | 擀出来，一大片， |
| [11:07.68] | 切出来，一条线， |
| [11:09.17] | 下到这个锅里团团转， |
| [11:10.63] | 捞到碗里莲花瓣， |
| [11:12.14] | 又好吃，又好看， |
| [11:13.74] | 一个人儿吃半斤， |
| [11:15.11] | 仨人儿吃斤半， |
| [11:16.64] | 大掌柜的算一算， |
| [11:18.21] | 算不上来你混蛋。 |
| [11:19.86] | |
| [11:21.88] | 黄：你混蛋！怎么带骂人的这个？！ |
| [11:24.56] | 马：这没办法。这咱懂啊，言前辙呀，知道吗？（十三道大辙，言前辙）正赶这儿，大掌柜，算一算，算不上来，你……闹一混蛋。 |
| [11:37.10] | 黄：瞧我赶这辙！ |
| [11:38.16] | 马：赶辙上了。 |
| [11:39.10] | 黄：得，得，得。算了，算了。我呀，切面铺不开了。 |
| [11:42.21] | 马：不开了？ |
| [11:43.22] | 黄：我改买卖儿。 |
| [11:44.24] | 马：改棺材铺，一头儿大，一头儿小…… |
| [11:47.83] | 黄：行，行了！谁改棺材铺啊？ |
| [11:48.96] | 马：改什么？ |
| [11:50.21] | 黄：我呀，我卖冰棍儿。 |
| [11:52.80] | 马：卖冰棍儿能卖多少钱哪？ |
| [11:54.65] | 黄：我卖着玩儿，不赚钱。 |
| [11:56.17] | 马：卖冰棍儿。 |
| [11:56.86] | 黄：卖着玩儿。 |
| [11:57.67] | 马：行哩。这个竹板儿打，真有趣儿，这个大掌柜的卖冰棍儿。 |
| [12:01.25] | 黄：卖冰棍儿。 |
| [12:05.32] | 马：您这个冰棍儿真正好，一头儿大，一头儿小…… |
| [12:06.82] | 黄：哎，不，不，不对！怎么又出来棺材啦？ |
| [12:13.30] | 马：怎么啦？怎么啦？哪儿有棺材？ |
| [12:16.14] | 黄：哪儿有棺材？这"一头儿大，一头儿小"怎么回事？ |
| [12:31.26] | 黄：不，不，不！我这冰棍儿呀，就是两头一边儿粗。 |
| [12:33.90] | 马：你这太别扭了！ |
| [12:34.55] | 黄：我就卖这别扭冰棍儿。 |
| [12:36.10] | 马：您这个冰棍儿讲卫生，那真是开水白糖冻成冰。 |
| [12:36.65] | 黄：哎。 |
| [12:37.60] | 马：怎么样？ |
| [12:37.69] | 黄：好！这词儿行，啊。 |
| [12:37.82] | 马：这词儿怎么样？ |
| [12:38.34] | 黄：好！ |
| [12:39.83] | 马：您这个冰棍儿讲卫生，那真是开水白糖冻成冰。 |
| [12:41.10] | 黄：不错！ |
| [12:44.10] | 马：您这个冰棍儿讲卫生，那真是开水白糖冻成冰，您这个冰棍儿讲卫生，那真是-- |
| [12:44.73] | |
| [12:46.73] | 马、黄：开水白糖冻成冰！ |
| [12:48.24] | 黄：没完了是吧？ |
| [12:49.52] | 马：你不说好吗。 |
| [12:50.64] | 黄：好也不能老唱这一句呀！ |
| [12:52.44] | 马：你的意思哪？ |
| [12:53.16] | 黄：你得往下唱啊！ |
| [12:53.97] | 马：还得往下唱？ |
| [12:54.69] | 黄：那可不。 |
| [12:55.66] | 马：吃冰棍儿……吃冰棍儿……这个大掌柜的吃冰棍儿。 |
| [13:01.92] | 黄：好吗！我弄三棵冰棍儿吃！ |
| [13:04.50] | 马：吃冰棍儿，把茶沏，喝茶一会儿就拉稀。 |
| [13:09.49] | 黄：那还不拉稀呀！ |
| [13:12.20] | 马：这吃冰棍儿，起来瞧，是小豆、桔子有香蕉， |
| [13:15.66] | 黄：对。 |
| [13:16.93] | 马：东西好，材料高，不怕晒，不怕烤，搁在火里化不了…… |
| [13:21.34] | 黄：哎--哎！我说这是冰棍儿呀？ |
| [13:24.28] | 马：火筷子！ |
| [13:26.11] | 黄：火……你提火筷子干吗呀？！这位。我说，冰棍儿我不卖啦。 |
| [13:29.16] | 马：不卖啦？ |
| [13:30.60] | 黄：我呀，我开澡堂子。 |
| [13:32.64] | 马：澡堂子？ |
| [13:33.64] | 黄：澡堂子怎么样？ |
| [13:34.42] | 马：好咧！有啊。 |
| [13:35.21] | 黄：啊。 |
| [13:36.22] | 马：竹板儿打，（我这）迈大步，掌柜的开了个堂子铺…… |
| [13:40.45] | 黄：行……哎！不对，不对！啊！什么叫"堂子铺"啊？ |
| [13:45.75] | 马：就是澡堂子啊！ |
| [13:46.98] | 黄：不，没这么说话的啊！"二哥，您哪儿洗澡啊？""我，堂子铺！"像话吗？有这么说话的吗？ |
| [13:53.97] | 马：这都听得懂啊，谁听不懂啊？ |
| [13:58.80] | 黄：听得懂，也不行！不许这么说话，就得叫洗澡堂！ |
| [13:59.51] | 马：非得洗澡堂？ |
| [14:00.19] | 黄：就洗澡堂。 |
| [14:01.35] | 马：竹板儿打，（我这）走慌忙，掌柜的开了个洗澡堂。 |
| [14:05.31] | 黄：洗澡堂。 |
| [14:06.94] | 马：您这个堂子讲卫生，那真是开水白糖冻成冰…… |
| [14:10.16] | 黄：不，不，不！不对，不对！这澡堂子里边怎么冻成冰啦？这个！ |
| [14:19.34] | 马：串了，串了。 |
| [14:19.86] | 黄：不象话！冰棍儿的词儿不行！啊！ |
| [14:22.43] | 马：您这个堂子讲卫生，那真是--手巾又白水又清， |
| [14:24.18] | 黄：哎，这差不多。 |
| [14:25.58] | 马：要洗澡，进门来， |
| [14:26.90] | 黄：是。 |
| [14:28.37] | 马：是胰子香，手巾白。 |
| [14:29.62] | 黄：对。 |
| [14:30.77] | 马：这个大毛巾，围当腰，就是不把脑袋包。 |
| [14:33.93] | 黄：没有包脑袋的，啊！ |
| [14:34.95] | 马：是有温水儿，（它）有热水儿，越烫越美直咧嘴儿。 |
| [14:38.34] | 黄：好。 |
| [14:39.27] | 马：有一个老头儿六十八， |
| [14:40.31] | |
| [14:41.31] | 进这池塘笑哈哈， |
| [14:42.50] | 是头又晕，眼又花， |
| [14:44.39] | "呱唧"摔了个大马趴- |
| [14:45.28] | |
| [14:45.87] | 黄：呦！ |
| [14:46.87] | 马：伙计一见往外搭。 |
| [14:48.68] | 黄：怎么回事？这是？ |
| [14:49.36] | 马：晕堂子了。 |
| [14:50.80] | 黄：咳！你少洗会儿多好啊！ |
| [14:52.58] | 马：怎么样？唱的？ |
| [14:53.89] | 黄：好谈不上啊，凑合着。 |
| [14:55.87] | 马：给钱！甭废话，钱！ |
| [14:58.87] | 黄：要说他这行也不易。得！给你一分钱！ |
| [15:00.10] | 马：多钱？ |
| [15:01.40] | 黄：一分钱。 |
| [15:01.73] | 马：一分钱？ |
| [15:02.50] | 黄：啊。 |
| [15:03.60] | 马：哎，大掌柜，你看一看， |
| [15:03.88] | |
| [15:04.55] | 我唱了半天一头汗， |
| [15:06.93] | 这一分钱，怎么吃饭， |
| [15:08.77] | 我求掌柜的换一换。 |
| [15:09.74] | |
| [15:11.25] | 黄：换换？你打算要多少？ |
| [15:13.34] | 马：哎，数来宝的不害臊，你给多少我都要。 |
| [15:15.30] | 黄：嚯！ |
| [15:17.40] | 马：什么叫棉袄、大衣、水獭帽儿， |
| [15:18.55] | |
| [15:19.70] | 皮鞋、围脖、大手套儿； |
| [15:19.67] | 凉席、蚊帐、大炉灶， |
| [15:21.70] | 这个电灯、电话、电灯泡； |
| [15:23.86] | 这个汽车、楼房、现金和支票， |
| [15:26.40] | 桌椅、板凳、盆景儿、帽镜， |
| [15:28.12] | 连内掌柜的我都要。 |
| [15:29.32] | |
| [15:31.74] | 黄：嚯！你再胡说八道我可打你了啊！ |
| [15:35.13] | 马：噢，大掌柜，你说大话，你瞪着眼睛要打架。 |
| [15:38.84] | 黄：怎么着？ |
| [15:39.78] | 马：要打架，（咱们）出街东，在这儿打架怕欺生， |
| [15:43.10] | 黄：嚯！ |
| [15:43.95] | 马：要打架，咱往西， |
| [15:44.89] | |
| [15:45.41] | 咱俩打架值不得。 |
| [15:46.46] | 要打架，咱往北， |
| [15:47.82] | 一对一个你白给！ |
| [15:49.21] | |
| [15:49.74] | 黄：呀！ |
| [15:50.31] | 马：要打架，咱奔正南， |
| [15:51.43] | |
| [15:51.90] | 是数来宝的万万千， |
| [15:53.50] | 越聚傻子人越多， |
| [15:54.90] | |
| [15:55.71] | 拆了你这个兔子窝！ |
| [15:57.50] | |
| [15:58.90] | 黄：嚯！惹不起！冲你呀，我这买卖儿，关门！ |
| [16:04.73] | 马：噢，稀里里，（我这）哗啦啦， |
| [16:05.61] | |
| [16:06.14] | 这个大掌柜的把门插。 |
| [16:08.50] | 说夜间插门怕失盗， |
| [16:10.36] | 这白天插门为什么？ |
| [16:11.80] | 竹板儿打，细留神， |
| [16:13.91] | 八成里边死了人。 |
| [16:14.69] | |
| [16:16.58] | 黄：呦！我，我开开得了！ |
| [16:17.94] | 马：噢，竹板儿打，（我这）迈大步， |
| [16:19.26] | |
| [16:19.79] | 掌柜的开了个棺材铺， |
| [16:21.29] | 您这个棺材真正好， |
| [16:22.66] | 一头儿大，一头儿小…… |
| [16:24.12] | |
| [16:24.62] | 黄：停，停，停，停！怎么又出来棺材铺啦？ |
| [16:28.26] | 马：死人啦。 |
| [16:29.48] | 黄：谁死人啦？哪儿死人啦？ |
| [16:30.94] | 马：没死人你插上门儿不做买卖儿了？ |
| [16:33.26] | 黄：谁不做买卖儿啊！我，我们家有事儿…… |
| [16:36.29] | 马：有事儿？ |
| [16:36.92] | 黄：我停业一天行吗？ |
| [16:37.98] | 马：什么事儿啊？ |
| [16:42.66] | 黄：什么事儿，好事儿啊！喜事儿，我结婚，娶媳妇儿。 |
| [16:43.99] | 马：娶媳妇儿？ |
| [16:44.74] | 黄：怎么样？ |
| [16:45.63] | 马：更得给钱啦！ |
| [16:47.20] | 黄：给钱没关系，你得有好词儿！ |
| [16:47.98] | 马：当然有啦！ |
| [16:48.74] | 黄：那你唱啊。 |
| [16:49.30] | 马：听着！ |
| [16:49.82] | 黄：唱。 |
| [16:52.77] | 马：竹板儿打，（我这）真有趣儿， |
| [16:53.76] | 黄：是。 |
| [16:55.60] | 马：这个大掌柜的娶媳妇儿（音：份儿）。 |
| [17:00.22] | 黄：对--不，不，不对！什么叫"娶媳份儿"呀？这什么词儿，这个？ |
| [17:01.42] | 马：倒音了，倒音了。 |
| [17:02.30] | 黄：不象话，这！ |
| [17:05.86] | 马：竹板儿打，真有准儿，（这个）大掌柜的娶媳妇儿（音：粉儿）。 |
| [17:06.82] | 黄；不，这也不行啊！ |
| [17:09.46] | 马：定准了音儿，大掌柜的娶媳分儿…… |
| [17:11.79] | 黄：什么词儿？ |
| [17:15.50] | 马：竹板儿打，响哗啦，大掌柜的娶媳发…… |
| [17:16.32] | 黄：咳！ |
| [17:20.94] | 马：竹板儿打，响哗啦，大掌柜的你娶妈…… |
| [17:22.76] | 黄：你娶妈！你娶妈！ |
| [17:25.61] | 马：这不想吗，娶什么哪？娶嘛呐？知道嘛，琢磨词儿哪。 |
| [17:30.95] | 黄：你琢磨词儿你别说出来呀！ |
| [17:33.66] | 马：我再琢磨琢磨……， |
| [17:34.31] | 黄：琢磨好了！ |
| [17:35.94] | 马：稀里里，（我这）哗啦啦，大掌柜的您成家！ |
| [17:38.50] | 黄：好吗！我成家"稀里哗啦"的！全散了是吧？ |
| [17:43.79] | 马：这也不行？ |
| [17:44.68] | 黄：不，不象话。 |
| [17:48.49] | 马：说来的巧，来的妙，掌柜的成家我来到。 |
| [17:49.60] | 黄：哎，这凑合。 |
| [17:51.38] | 马：这个亲戚朋友把喜道，掌柜的站在堂前哈哈笑。 |
| [17:54.10] | 黄：那是啊。 |
| [17:54.72] | 马：前边铜锣开着道， |
| [17:55.50] | |
| [17:56.14] | 后边跟着八抬轿， |
| [17:57.60] | 八抬轿，抬进门， |
| [17:58.35] | （这个）伴娘过来搀新人。 |
| [18:00.57] | 是铺红毡，捯喜毡， |
| [18:02.46] | 一捯捯在了喜桌前。 |
| [18:04.10] | 有一对喜蜡分左右， |
| [18:06.11] | 喜字儿香炉摆中间。 |
| [18:07.98] | 拜罢了地，摆罢了天， |
| [18:11.15] | 拜罢了天地拜祖先， |
| [18:12.82] | 拜罢了祖先拜高堂， |
| [18:14.26] | 夫妻交拜入洞房。 |
| [18:15.29] | 黄：好！ |
| [18:16.62] | 马：您这个洞房真正好，一头儿大，一头儿小…… |
| [18:19.80] | 黄：还是棺材呀！？ |
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| [00:43.15] | ma: beng zhao a, zai zhe er na. |
| [00:47.59] | huang: o, jiu zhe" qi kuai ban er" a? he he he he |
| [00:49.76] | ma: a, zen me zhao? zen me zhao? |
| [00:50.87] | huang: hai zen me zhao? |
| [00:52.54] | ma: bie xiao kan zhe" qi kuai ban er", ai, zhe" qi kuai ban er", bie xiao kan. |
| [00:56.71] | huang: zen me zhao? |
| [00:57.10] | ma: bu hao zhang wo. |
| [00:58.35] | huang: shen me ya, jiu bu hao zhang wo |
| [00:59.70] | ma: bu hao zhang wo, yi ban ren da bu liao. |
| [01:00.82] | huang: zhe yi ban ren da bu liao? |
| [01:02.57] | ma: wo xian lai ge" guo men er", ni ting ting. |
| [01:04.79] | huang: you, zhe hai you" guo men er"? |
| [01:06.38] | ma: ai, xian lai ge" guo men er", yue qi ma. da ban er, guo men er. |
| [01:20.47] | huang: , xing! yao guo fan! |
| [01:31.38] | ma: shen me jiao" yao guo fan" na? shen me hua, zhe jiao! |
| [01:35.34] | huang: zhe wo dong, a. da zhe" qi kuai ban er", zhe jiao" shu lai bao", yao fan de! |
| [01:44.86] | ma: bie ting ta de a! shuo cuo le! |
| [01:46.86] | huang: shuo cuo le? |
| [01:48.18] | ma: cuo le, ai, cuo le! |
| [01:49.49] | huang: ? |
| [01:50.20] | ma: ji zhu le! shu lai bao de bu yao fan |
| [01:52.91] | huang: bu yao fan? |
| [01:53.64] | ma: yao qian! |
| [01:54.69] | huang: o zhe bu yi yang ma! |
| [01:58.31] | ma: yao shuo zhe shu lai bao de ye bu rong yi. |
| [01:59.78] | huang: zen bu rong yi ya? |
| [02:00.81] | ma: jiang jiu shi xian bian xian chang. |
| [02:02.86] | huang: na dang ran. dou de zhe yang er. |
| [02:04.53] | ma: de zuo dao" san kuai". |
| [02:05.52] | huang: na" san kuai"? |
| [02:06.49] | ma: yan kuai, xin kuai, zui kuai. |
| [02:08.73] | huang: zhe" yan kuai" shi? |
| [02:10.38] | ma: fa xian mu biao le. |
| [02:11.73] | huang:" xin kuai"? |
| [02:12.62] | ma: bian chu ci er lai. |
| [02:13.70] | huang:" zui kuai" na? |
| [02:15.70] | ma: gen zhe jiu de chang chu lai. |
| [02:15.86] | huang: yao shuo shi bu jian dan. |
| [02:19.70] | ma: shu lai bao de yi jin da jie, san bai liu shi hang, jian shen me chang shen me. |
| [02:20.67] | huang: na shi a. |
| [02:22.74] | ma: ta gen zhe ge yi ban yao fan de hai bu yi yang. |
| [02:24.00] | huang: zen me bu yi yang a? |
| [02:27.91] | ma: yao fan de lai le, da ye, da nai nai han le ban tian, jiu xu bu gei. |
| [02:29.67] | huang: na ke bu. |
| [02:33.79] | ma: wei du zhe shu lai bao de yao lai le, wang zhe er yi zhan, ni jiu de gei qian. |
| [02:36.54] | huang: o, shu lai bao de yi lai, zhun de gei qian? |
| [02:37.31] | ma: ai. |
| [02:39.53] | huang: na shi mei peng shang wo, ta yao peng shang wo, wo jiu bu gei qian. |
| [02:43.43] | ma: ni de ting ta chang de zen me yang. |
| [02:45.90] | huang: wo gen ben jiu bu ting. |
| [02:49.53] | ma: ren jia dou gei, ni zen me bu gei ya? |
| [02:51.23] | huang: ai, dui la! wo jiu bu gei. |
| [02:53.41] | ma: mei ni zhe yang er de! |
| [02:54.77] | huang: wo jiu zhe yang er! |
| [03:00.58] | ma: mei ni zhe me" zhou" de! |
| [03:01.70] | huang: wo jiu zhe me" zhou"! |
| [03:03.23] | ma: mei ni zhe me ning de! |
| [03:03.98] | huang: wo jiu zhe me ning! |
| [03:04.97] | ma: mei ni zhe me bu shi wan yi er de! |
| [03:11.87] | huang: wo jiu zhe me bu shi wan yi er ni cai bu shi wan yi er na! zen me shuo hua na? |
| [03:12.27] | ma: ren jia dou gei, ni zen me bu gei ya? |
| [03:16.87] | huang: ni bu zhi dao, wo you wai hao er. |
| [03:18.67] | ma: wai hao er? |
| [03:19.21] | huang: ai. |
| [03:19.86] | ma: jiao shen me ya? |
| [03:24.84] | huang: wo jiao" ci gong ji tie xian he bo li hao zi liu li mao." gen mao er bu ba! |
| [03:26.16] | ma: hua chu liu? |
| [03:26.86] | huang: na shi. |
| [03:27.51] | ma: ni mei da ting da ting? |
| [03:28.34] | huang: a, a. |
| [03:28.94] | ma: wo ye you ge wai hao er. |
| [03:29.52] | huang: ni wai hao er shi? |
| [03:30.30] | ma: lang tou. |
| [03:31.88] | huang: lang tou gan ma ya? |
| [03:35.26] | ma: ni jiu shi" ci gong ji", wo ba ni na wei ba" bang" qiao ji xia yi kuai lai! |
| [03:36.94] | huang: he! wo hai you wai hao er la! |
| [03:39.48] | ma: jiao shen me ya? |
| [03:40.74] | huang: wo jiao" qian xiu". |
| [03:41.74] | ma: zen me jiao" qian xiu" a? |
| [03:46.65] | huang: na shi a, qian, zhi yi dao wo shen shang, na jiu" xiu" zhu le!" qian xiu". |
| [03:49.82] | ma: o, wo wai hao er" tie shua zi"! |
| [03:51.32] | huang:" tie shua zi" shen me yi si? |
| [03:53.26] | ma: zhuan shua ni zhe" qian xiu"! |
| [03:57.38] | huang: ni ya, ye beng dou zui er. bu xin, zan lia jiu shi yi hui. |
| [03:58.30] | ma: zan xue yi xue. |
| [03:58.95] | huang: zen me yang? |
| [03:59.54] | ma: ke yi ya. |
| [04:00.27] | huang: lai. |
| [04:01.11] | ma: da zhe er qi zhe zhuo zi |
| [04:01.77] | huang: a, a. |
| [04:02.83] | ma: jiu bu shi shuo xiang sheng na ge chang mian zhuo er le. |
| [04:03.84] | huang: na, zhe shi shen me na? |
| [04:06.30] | ma: mai mai jia er na lan gui. |
| [04:07.40] | huang: o, zhe jiu bian gui tai la. |
| [04:08.66] | ma: ai. |
| [04:09.41] | huang: na xing. |
| [04:10.92] | ma: wo na, jiu hao bi shi zhe ge shu lai bao de. |
| [04:11.66] | huang: na dang ran la. |
| [04:13.21] | ma: ni wang gui tai li tou yi zhan, nin jiu shi mai mai jia er" nei zhang gui" de |
| [04:15.46] | huang: xing. |
| [04:17.56] | ma: wo lai dao zhe er na |
| [04:22.53] | huang: ai, ai, ai, bu, bu, bu! shen me jiao" nei zhang gui" de? wo cheng lao ban niang le shi ba?! |
| [04:23.90] | ma: bu shi. |
| [04:23.81] | huang: xiang hua ma? |
| [04:25.50] | ma: mai mai jia er na wei zhang gui de. |
| [04:27.90] | huang: ni ya, ye beng zhe wei na wei, zhe mai mai er jiu wo zhe me yi wei da zhang gui de. |
| [04:30.34] | ma: da zhang gui de? |
| [04:31.39] | huang: xing bu xing? |
| [04:34.10] | ma: shu lai bao de lai le, wang ni men kou er zhe er yi zhan, wo jiu kai shi shu, ni jiu zhun bei gei qian. |
| [04:36.75] | huang: wo bu gei. |
| [04:38.50] | ma: ni bu gei wo mei jie mei wan, wo zong zhe er shu. |
| [04:39.62] | huang: ni shu a, bu lun ni zen me shu, ni ye shi bai shu bai shu. |
| [04:44.11] | ma: zen me" bai shu" a? |
| [04:46.78] | huang: na ke bu, shu le ban tian bu gei qian, zhe bu" bai shu" bai shu le ma! |
| [04:47.99] | ma: bai shu bai shu bu liao! |
| [04:53.24] | huang: bu xin zan jiu shi shi. |
| [04:54.78] | ma: zan lai lai a, kai shi le a. |
| [04:55.93] | huang: zhen shi. |
| [05:00.86] | ma: da ban er guo men er" o " |
| [05:04.56] | huang: bu, bu! nin deng hui er! nin zhe" o ", zhe gan ma? zhe shi? |
| [05:08.71] | ma: zhe shi shu lai bao de gui ju. |
| [05:09.99] | huang: shen me gui ju? |
| [05:10.62] | ma: mei chang yi qian, xian de" o ", |
| [05:13.28] | huang: zhe gan ma ya? |
| [05:13.86] | ma: yin ren zhu yi ting. |
| [05:14.62] | huang: o. |
| [05:15.52] | ma: zhe gen na ge chang xi jiao ban, yi ge dao li. |
| [05:17.27] | huang: o, ming bai le, ming bai le. |
| [05:19.13] | ma: o |
| [05:22.70] | huang: jiao ban na. |
| [05:25.14] | ma: o |
| [05:27.82] | huang: kai shi le. |
| [05:29.78] | ma huang: o |
| [05:32.21] | huang xing le, xing le! ni pao zhe er hong e lai la?" o " mei wan le shi ma? |
| [05:38.26] | ma: chong lai, chong lai le a. |
| [05:40.22] | huang: shen me ya, zhe jiao! |
| [05:42.90] | ma: o, zhe ge zhu ban er da, wo zhe jin jie lai, |
| [05:45.57] | |
| [05:47.71] | pu hu zhe ge mai mai liang bian pai, |
| [05:49.82] | shi ye you mai, ye you mai, |
| [05:51.17] | ye you zhe ge huang zi he zhao pai. |
| [05:52.20] | jin zhao pai, wo zhe yin zhao pai, |
| [05:55.16] | li li wai wai de gua chu lai. |
| [05:57.78] | zhe bian r xie: te bie zhe ge jian jia da zeng cai |
| [06:00.62] | na bian er xie: zhe ge bai song yi tian nin kuai lai. |
| [06:02.54] | shuo ni ye lai, wo ye lai, |
| [06:05.20] | zhe ge da zhang gui de fa le cai! |
| [06:06.53] | nin lao fa cai wo zhan guang, |
| [06:08.11] | lu guo xiang qiu lai bai wang. |
| [06:09.76] | yi bai jun, er bai chen, |
| [06:11.28] | san bai zhang gui de da liang ren. |
| [06:12.80] | ren liang da, wo zhe hai liang kuan, |
| [06:14.58] | liu bei lao ye zuo xi chuan. |
| [06:16.24] | xi chuan zuo xia le han liu bei, |
| [06:18.27] | bao jia de chen, san qian sui. |
| [06:19.66] | ren you gao, wo zhe ma you da, |
| [06:21.65] | bao tou huan yan ba hu zi zha, |
| [06:22.98] | shi da han san sheng qiao ta xia. |
| [06:24.65] | xia hou jie, luo le ma, |
| [06:26.55] | cao cao yi jian ye hai pa. xiao guo men er |
| [06:30.60] | wo zai na bian er guai le ge wan er, |
| [06:32.18] | wo niu xiang hui tou bai zhe jia er. |
| [06:34.14] | wo bai le ta, bu bai ni, |
| [06:35.93] | ni shuo sha zi mei dao li. |
| [06:37.57] | da zhang gui di zhen bu cuo, |
| [06:40.66] | zhan zai zhe ge men kou er yi ge jin er de le, |
| [06:42.74] | nin ba zhe ge tong zi er gei ji ge, |
| [06:43.94] | hui jia qu hao zhi e. |
| [06:45.39] | zhe wei zhang gui de hao shuo hua er, |
| [06:47.18] | ta liu fen tou guang zui ba er, |
| [06:48.85] | shen shang chuan zhe ge lan da gua er. |
| [06:50.29] | shou li bian yao zhe ge bai zhe shan er, |
| [06:51.78] | bu shan pi gu shan lian dan er! |
| [06:53.48] | |
| [06:57.40] | huang: hai! zou, zou, zou, zou, zou! |
| [07:00.33] | ma: o, ni jiao wo zou, wo zhe bu neng zou, |
| [07:02.27] | |
| [07:03.86] | zou dao le tian hei kong zhuo shou, |
| [07:04.82] | yi fen qian wo zhe ye mei you, |
| [07:05.86] | lao sha hai de e yi xiu, |
| [07:07.35] | wo qiu zhang gui de gao gao shou, |
| [07:09.13] | ni yao gei qian wo jiu zou! |
| [07:09.75] | |
| [07:11.63] | huang: qu, qu, qu, qu! |
| [07:13.40] | ma: ai, jiao wo qu, wo bu neng qu, |
| [07:14.20] | |
| [07:15.10] | qu dao le tian hei chi shui qu? |
| [07:16.34] | yi mei fang zi er mo di, |
| [07:18.24] | lao sha duo pao ji li di. |
| [07:19.82] | zhang gui de bie shuo tui ci hua, |
| [07:21.86] | qiong ren zhan guang mei duo da. |
| [07:23.12] | |
| [07:26.10] | huang: wo kan ni gang cai hao xiang lai yi tang le? |
| [07:27.84] | ma: o, da zhang gui, ni bie qi huo, |
| [07:28.38] | |
| [07:30.23] | na gang cai lai de ke bu shi wo. |
| [07:31.87] | ta shi shui, wo shi shui, |
| [07:33.31] | bie zhang fei dang li kui. |
| [07:34.53] | wo shi wo, ta shi ta, |
| [07:36.34] | ge ren you qian ge ren hua. |
| [07:37.57] | da zhang gui de kan yi kan, |
| [07:39.30] | ni bie meng liang dang jiao zan. |
| [07:40.30] | |
| [07:41.54] | huang: wo shuo ni ya, lai qiao la! wo men zhang gui de bu zai jia. |
| [07:45.39] | ma: o, yi ju hua, wo zhe suan bai da, |
| [07:46.29] | |
| [07:46.99] | ni shuo zhang gui de bu zai jia. |
| [07:48.93] | zhang gui de bu zai ni lao zai, |
| [07:50.80] | ni lao ban shi geng ming bai. |
| [07:52.43] | wo kan zhang gui de zou bu yuan, |
| [07:54.40] | you zhe ge mai mai ba ta guan. |
| [07:56.16] | li tui wai, wai tui li, |
| [07:57.62] | da zhang gui de jiu shi ni. |
| [07:58.32] | |
| [07:59.92] | huang: , shi wo, a, shi wo. zen me zhao? wo ya, mei qian. |
| [08:03.51] | ma: o, ni shuo mei you wo shuo you, |
| [08:04.43] | |
| [08:06.60] | zhe ge piao zi yang qian gui li tou. |
| [08:07.52] | ni yao you qian ni bu, |
| [08:09.22] | piao zi bu hui wang wai pa |
| [08:10.54] | ni yao you qian ni bu dong, |
| [08:12.28] | piao zi bu hui wang wai beng |
| [08:13.73] | bu hui pa, bu hui beng, |
| [08:15.18] | wo qiu zhang gui de wang wai song. |
| [08:16.64] | |
| [08:17.30] | huang: wo shuo ni pin bu pin na? |
| [08:18.38] | ma: o, shuo wo pin, na wo jiu pin, |
| [08:19.30] | |
| [08:20.66] | wo bu tou bu mo shi hao ren. |
| [08:22.54] | wo yi bu tou, er bu mo, |
| [08:24.25] | san bu da qiang, si bu duo. |
| [08:25.89] | zhe ge shu lai bao de liu kou zhe, |
| [08:28.61] | wo bu shua pin zui bu neng huo. |
| [08:29.44] | |
| [08:31.12] | huang: wo shuo ni ping shen me zhao wo yao qian na? |
| [08:33.19] | ma: o, da zhang gui, ni ting qi xiang, |
| [08:33.91] | |
| [08:35.82] | jie da zhou chao lie guo jiu you wo zhe xing. |
| [08:38.10] | kong fu zi wu shi kun chen cai, |
| [08:39.75] | duo kui le fan dan lao zu ba liang bang. |
| [08:42.11] | jie ni men chi, jie ni men chuan, |
| [08:44.11] | jie lai zhe ge mi shan huo mian shan na, |
| [08:45.43] | zhi dao ru jin mei hai wan. |
| [08:46.91] | wo bu lun seng, bu lun dao, |
| [08:48.94] | bu lun ni hui han he liang jiao, |
| [08:51.80] | tian zhu tang, ye su jiao, |
| [08:52.73] | kong sheng ren de men tu wo dou yao. |
| [08:53.63] | |
| [08:54.27] | huang: ni dou yao a? ni zhi wo zhe shi shen me mai mai er? |
| [08:56.54] | ma: o, wo cong xiao mei nian guo san zi jing, |
| [08:57.58] | |
| [08:58.82] | nin zhe ge zi hao ren bu qing. |
| [08:59.96] | |
| [09:00.96] | huang: ai, ren bu qing mei guan xi, wo gao su ni. wo zhe shi ya, qie mian pu. |
| [09:04.77] | ma: xing lie! zhu ban er da, wo zhe mai da bu, |
| [09:06.78] | |
| [09:08.74] | zhang gui de kai le ge guan cai pu. |
| [09:11.50] | nin zhe ge guan cai zhen zheng hao, |
| [09:12.35] | yi tou er da, yi tou er xiao, |
| [09:13.63] | zhuang li si ren pao bu liao, |
| [09:15.16] | zhuang li huo ren shou bu liao, zhuang li |
| [09:17.60] | |
| [09:17.82] | huang: bu, bu, bu! ting! ting! zen me chu lai guan cai pu la? |
| [09:23.66] | ma: ni bu shuo de ma, kai guan cai pu ma? |
| [09:26.17] | huang: shui shuo guan cai pu la? qie mian pu! |
| [09:30.26] | ma: qie mian pu? |
| [09:31.24] | huang: ai. |
| [09:33.10] | ma: qie mian pu mei yi si. guan cai pu, guan cai, guan cai, guan bao fa cai. |
| [09:36.38] | huang: o bu, bu, bu! fa cai, ye bu kai guan cai pu. |
| [09:40.21] | ma: jiu guan cai pu ba, yi tou er da, yi tou er xiao |
| [09:42.39] | huang: ai! bu, bu, bu, xing le, xing le! zan bie dui fu xing ma? wo jiu shi qie mian pu. |
| [09:43.35] | ma: bie jie, bie jie. |
| [09:57.74] | huang: shen me jiao" bie jie" ya? |
| [09:58.91] | ma: zhe ge guan cai pu zhe ci er wo shu a. |
| [10:00.69] | huang: o ni shu wo jiu de jiu he ni ya? you zhe dao li ma?! jiu shi qie mian pu, you ci er ni jiu chang mei ci er, zou! a. |
| [10:01.18] | ma: fei qie mian pu? |
| [10:01.55] | huang: jiu shi qie mian pu. |
| [10:05.81] | ma: qie mian pu. |
| [10:06.26] | huang: na ke bu. |
| [10:07.13] | ma: zhu ban er da, wo zhe mai da bu, zhang gui de kai de shi qie mian pu. |
| [10:11.34] | huang: ai, qie mian pu. |
| [10:12.90] | ma: zen me yang? |
| [10:13.38] | huang: ai, xing. |
| [10:14.80] | ma: qie mian pu, qie mian pu mai qie mian |
| [10:20.59] | huang: zhe bu fei hua ma! |
| [10:22.95] | ma: mai qie mian, mian you bai, zhi liang gao, fen liang zu, bu shao gei, kuan tiao er de, xi tiao er de, hai jing zhu, chi dao zui li te bie jin dao, mai mai hao, da zhuan qian |
| [10:33.30] | huang: zou zou zou! duo ke qi! a! you mei zhe, you mei yun, hai yi ju ye bu ai zhe. wo shuo ni zhe jiao" shu lai bao" ma? zhe ge! |
| [10:48.20] | ma: zhe bu qie mian pu de shi er ma. |
| [10:51.24] | huang: qie mian pu de shi er bu xing. shen me jiao" shu lai bao"? ni de you zhe, you yun, you ban |
| [10:52.30] | ma: you ban? |
| [10:53.22] | huang: na dang ran la. |
| [10:57.61] | ma: na xing li, you yun. zhu ban er da, wo zhe tai tou kan, zhe ge da zhang gui de mai qie mian. |
| [10:59.12] | huang: ai, dui. mai qie mian. |
| [11:02.13] | ma: zhe ge qie mian pu a, shua da dao, zhe sheng ri man yue yong de zhao. |
| [11:03.21] | huang: . |
| [11:04.11] | ma: yao shuo mian, zan men jing shuo mian, |
| [11:04.78] | |
| [11:05.86] | he chu lai, yi ge dan, |
| [11:06.52] | gan chu lai, yi da pian, |
| [11:07.68] | qie chu lai, yi tiao xian, |
| [11:09.17] | xia dao zhe ge guo li tuan tuan zhuan, |
| [11:10.63] | lao dao wan li lian hua ban, |
| [11:12.14] | you hao chi, you hao kan, |
| [11:13.74] | yi ge ren er chi ban jin, |
| [11:15.11] | sa ren er chi jin ban, |
| [11:16.64] | da zhang gui de suan yi suan, |
| [11:18.21] | suan bu shang lai ni hun dan. |
| [11:19.86] | |
| [11:21.88] | huang: ni hun dan! zen me dai ma ren de zhe ge?! |
| [11:24.56] | ma: zhe mei ban fa. zhe zan dong a, yan qian zhe ya, zhi dao ma? shi san dao da zhe, yan qian zhe zheng gan zhe er, da zhang gui, suan yi suan, suan bu shang lai, ni nao yi hun dan. |
| [11:37.10] | huang: qiao wo gan zhe zhe! |
| [11:38.16] | ma: gan zhe shang le. |
| [11:39.10] | huang: de, de, de. suan le, suan le. wo ya, qie mian pu bu kai le. |
| [11:42.21] | ma: bu kai le? |
| [11:43.22] | huang: wo gai mai mai er. |
| [11:44.24] | ma: gai guan cai pu, yi tou er da, yi tou er xiao |
| [11:47.83] | huang: xing, xing le! shui gai guan cai pu a? |
| [11:48.96] | ma: gai shen me? |
| [11:50.21] | huang: wo ya, wo mai bing gun er. |
| [11:52.80] | ma: mai bing gun er neng mai duo shao qian na? |
| [11:54.65] | huang: wo mai zhe wan er, bu zhuan qian. |
| [11:56.17] | ma: mai bing gun er. |
| [11:56.86] | huang: mai zhe wan er. |
| [11:57.67] | ma: xing li. zhe ge zhu ban er da, zhen you qu er, zhe ge da zhang gui de mai bing gun er. |
| [12:01.25] | huang: mai bing gun er. |
| [12:05.32] | ma: nin zhe ge bing gun er zhen zheng hao, yi tou er da, yi tou er xiao |
| [12:06.82] | huang: ai, bu, bu, bu dui! zen me you chu lai guan cai la? |
| [12:13.30] | ma: zen me la? zen me la? na er you guan cai? |
| [12:16.14] | huang: na er you guan cai? zhe" yi tou er da, yi tou er xiao" zen me hui shi? |
| [12:31.26] | huang: bu, bu, bu! wo zhe bing gun er ya, jiu shi liang tou yi bian er cu. |
| [12:33.90] | ma: ni zhe tai bie niu le! |
| [12:34.55] | huang: wo jiu mai zhe bie niu bing gun er. |
| [12:36.10] | ma: nin zhe ge bing gun er jiang wei sheng, na zhen shi kai shui bai tang dong cheng bing. |
| [12:36.65] | huang: ai. |
| [12:37.60] | ma: zen me yang? |
| [12:37.69] | huang: hao! zhe ci er xing, a. |
| [12:37.82] | ma: zhe ci er zen me yang? |
| [12:38.34] | huang: hao! |
| [12:39.83] | ma: nin zhe ge bing gun er jiang wei sheng, na zhen shi kai shui bai tang dong cheng bing. |
| [12:41.10] | huang: bu cuo! |
| [12:44.10] | ma: nin zhe ge bing gun er jiang wei sheng, na zhen shi kai shui bai tang dong cheng bing, nin zhe ge bing gun er jiang wei sheng, na zhen shi |
| [12:44.73] | |
| [12:46.73] | ma huang: kai shui bai tang dong cheng bing! |
| [12:48.24] | huang: mei wan le shi ba? |
| [12:49.52] | ma: ni bu shuo hao ma. |
| [12:50.64] | huang: hao ye bu neng lao chang zhe yi ju ya! |
| [12:52.44] | ma: ni de yi si na? |
| [12:53.16] | huang: ni de wang xia chang a! |
| [12:53.97] | ma: hai de wang xia chang? |
| [12:54.69] | huang: na ke bu. |
| [12:55.66] | ma: chi bing gun er chi bing gun er zhe ge da zhang gui de chi bing gun er. |
| [13:01.92] | huang: hao ma! wo nong san ke bing gun er chi! |
| [13:04.50] | ma: chi bing gun er, ba cha qi, he cha yi hui er jiu la xi. |
| [13:09.49] | huang: na hai bu la xi ya! |
| [13:12.20] | ma: zhe chi bing gun er, qi lai qiao, shi xiao dou ju zi you xiang jiao, |
| [13:15.66] | huang: dui. |
| [13:16.93] | ma: dong xi hao, cai liao gao, bu pa shai, bu pa kao, ge zai huo li hua bu liao |
| [13:21.34] | huang: ai ai! wo shuo zhe shi bing gun er ya? |
| [13:24.28] | ma: huo kuai zi! |
| [13:26.11] | huang: huo ni ti huo kuai zi gan ma ya?! zhe wei. wo shuo, bing gun er wo bu mai la. |
| [13:29.16] | ma: bu mai la? |
| [13:30.60] | huang: wo ya, wo kai zao tang zi. |
| [13:32.64] | ma: zao tang zi? |
| [13:33.64] | huang: zao tang zi zen me yang? |
| [13:34.42] | ma: hao lie! you a. |
| [13:35.21] | huang: a. |
| [13:36.22] | ma: zhu ban er da, wo zhe mai da bu, zhang gui de kai le ge tang zi pu |
| [13:40.45] | huang: xing ai! bu dui, bu dui! a! shen me jiao" tang zi pu" a? |
| [13:45.75] | ma: jiu shi zao tang zi a! |
| [13:46.98] | huang: bu, mei zhe me shuo hua de a!" er ge, nin na er xi zao a?"" wo, tang zi pu!" xiang hua ma? you zhe me shuo hua de ma? |
| [13:53.97] | ma: zhe dou ting de dong a, shui ting bu dong a? |
| [13:58.80] | huang: ting de dong, ye bu xing! bu xu zhe me shuo hua, jiu de jiao xi zao tang! |
| [13:59.51] | ma: fei dei xi zao tang? |
| [14:00.19] | huang: jiu xi zao tang. |
| [14:01.35] | ma: zhu ban er da, wo zhe zou huang mang, zhang gui de kai le ge xi zao tang. |
| [14:05.31] | huang: xi zao tang. |
| [14:06.94] | ma: nin zhe ge tang zi jiang wei sheng, na zhen shi kai shui bai tang dong cheng bing |
| [14:10.16] | huang: bu, bu, bu! bu dui, bu dui! zhe zao tang zi li bian zen me dong cheng bing la? zhe ge! |
| [14:19.34] | ma: chuan le, chuan le. |
| [14:19.86] | huang: bu xiang hua! bing gun er de ci er bu xing! a! |
| [14:22.43] | ma: nin zhe ge tang zi jiang wei sheng, na zhen shi shou jin you bai shui you qing, |
| [14:24.18] | huang: ai, zhe cha bu duo. |
| [14:25.58] | ma: yao xi zao, jin men lai, |
| [14:26.90] | huang: shi. |
| [14:28.37] | ma: shi yi zi xiang, shou jin bai. |
| [14:29.62] | huang: dui. |
| [14:30.77] | ma: zhe ge da mao jin, wei dang yao, jiu shi bu ba nao dai bao. |
| [14:33.93] | huang: mei you bao nao dai de, a! |
| [14:34.95] | ma: shi you wen shui er, ta you re shui er, yue tang yue mei zhi lie zui er. |
| [14:38.34] | huang: hao. |
| [14:39.27] | ma: you yi ge lao tou er liu shi ba, |
| [14:40.31] | |
| [14:41.31] | jin zhe chi tang xiao ha ha, |
| [14:42.50] | shi tou you yun, yan you hua, |
| [14:44.39] | " gua ji" shuai le ge da ma pa |
| [14:45.28] | |
| [14:45.87] | huang: you! |
| [14:46.87] | ma: huo ji yi jian wang wai da. |
| [14:48.68] | huang: zen me hui shi? zhe shi? |
| [14:49.36] | ma: yun tang zi le. |
| [14:50.80] | huang: hai! ni shao xi hui er duo hao a! |
| [14:52.58] | ma: zen me yang? chang de? |
| [14:53.89] | huang: hao tan bu shang a, cou he zhe. |
| [14:55.87] | ma: gei qian! beng fei hua, qian! |
| [14:58.87] | huang: yao shuo ta zhe xing ye bu yi. de! gei ni yi fen qian! |
| [15:00.10] | ma: duo qian? |
| [15:01.40] | huang: yi fen qian. |
| [15:01.73] | ma: yi fen qian? |
| [15:02.50] | huang: a. |
| [15:03.60] | ma: ai, da zhang gui, ni kan yi kan, |
| [15:03.88] | |
| [15:04.55] | wo chang le ban tian yi tou han, |
| [15:06.93] | zhe yi fen qian, zen me chi fan, |
| [15:08.77] | wo qiu zhang gui de huan yi huan. |
| [15:09.74] | |
| [15:11.25] | huang: huan huan? ni da suan yao duo shao? |
| [15:13.34] | ma: ai, shu lai bao de bu hai sao, ni gei duo shao wo dou yao. |
| [15:15.30] | huang: huo! |
| [15:17.40] | ma: shen me jiao mian ao da yi shui ta mao er, |
| [15:18.55] | |
| [15:19.70] | pi xie wei bo da shou tao r |
| [15:19.67] | liang xi wen zhang da lu zao, |
| [15:21.70] | zhe ge dian deng dian hua dian deng pao |
| [15:23.86] | zhe ge qi che lou fang xian jin he zhi piao, |
| [15:26.40] | zhuo yi ban deng pen jing er mao jing, |
| [15:28.12] | lian nei zhang gui de wo dou yao. |
| [15:29.32] | |
| [15:31.74] | huang: huo! ni zai hu shuo ba dao wo ke da ni le a! |
| [15:35.13] | ma: o, da zhang gui, ni shuo da hua, ni deng zhuo yan jing yao da jia. |
| [15:38.84] | huang: zen me zhao? |
| [15:39.78] | ma: yao da jia, zan men chu jie dong, zai zhe er da jia pa qi sheng, |
| [15:43.10] | huang: huo! |
| [15:43.95] | ma: yao da jia, zan wang xi, |
| [15:44.89] | |
| [15:45.41] | zan lia da jia zhi bu de. |
| [15:46.46] | yao da jia, zan wang bei, |
| [15:47.82] | yi dui yi ge ni bai gei! |
| [15:49.21] | |
| [15:49.74] | huang: ya! |
| [15:50.31] | ma: yao da jia, zan ben zheng nan, |
| [15:51.43] | |
| [15:51.90] | shi shu lai bao de wan wan qian, |
| [15:53.50] | yue ju sha zi ren yue duo, |
| [15:54.90] | |
| [15:55.71] | chai le ni zhe ge tu zi wo! |
| [15:57.50] | |
| [15:58.90] | huang: huo! re bu qi! chong ni ya, wo zhe mai mai er, guan men! |
| [16:04.73] | ma: o, xi li li, wo zhe hua la la, |
| [16:05.61] | |
| [16:06.14] | zhe ge da zhang gui de ba men cha. |
| [16:08.50] | shuo ye jian cha men pa shi dao, |
| [16:10.36] | zhe bai tian cha men wei shi me? |
| [16:11.80] | zhu ban er da, xi liu shen, |
| [16:13.91] | ba cheng li bian si le ren. |
| [16:14.69] | |
| [16:16.58] | huang: you! wo, wo kai kai de le! |
| [16:17.94] | ma: o, zhu ban er da, wo zhe mai da bu, |
| [16:19.26] | |
| [16:19.79] | zhang gui de kai le ge guan cai pu, |
| [16:21.29] | nin zhe ge guan cai zhen zheng hao, |
| [16:22.66] | yi tou er da, yi tou er xiao |
| [16:24.12] | |
| [16:24.62] | huang: ting, ting, ting, ting! zen me you chu lai guan cai pu la? |
| [16:28.26] | ma: si ren la. |
| [16:29.48] | huang: shui si ren la? na er si ren la? |
| [16:30.94] | ma: mei si ren ni cha shang men er bu zuo mai mai er le? |
| [16:33.26] | huang: shui bu zuo mai mai er a! wo, wo men jia you shi er |
| [16:36.29] | ma: you shi er? |
| [16:36.92] | huang: wo ting ye yi tian xing ma? |
| [16:37.98] | ma: shen me shi er a? |
| [16:42.66] | huang: shen me shi er, hao shi er a! xi shi er, wo jie hun, qu xi fu er. |
| [16:43.99] | ma: qu xi fu er? |
| [16:44.74] | huang: zen me yang? |
| [16:45.63] | ma: geng de gei qian la! |
| [16:47.20] | huang: gei qian mei guan xi, ni de you hao ci er! |
| [16:47.98] | ma: dang ran you la! |
| [16:48.74] | huang: na ni chang a. |
| [16:49.30] | ma: ting zhe! |
| [16:49.82] | huang: chang. |
| [16:52.77] | ma: zhu ban er da, wo zhe zhen you qu er, |
| [16:53.76] | huang: shi. |
| [16:55.60] | ma: zhe ge da zhang gui de qu xi fu er yin: fen er. |
| [17:00.22] | huang: dui bu, bu, bu dui! shen me jiao" qu xi fen er" ya? zhe shen me ci er, zhe ge? |
| [17:01.42] | ma: dao yin le, dao yin le. |
| [17:02.30] | huang: bu xiang hua, zhe! |
| [17:05.86] | ma: zhu ban er da, zhen you zhun er, zhe ge da zhang gui de qu xi fu er yin: fen er. |
| [17:06.82] | huang bu, zhe ye bu xing a! |
| [17:09.46] | ma: ding zhun le yin er, da zhang gui de qu xi fen er |
| [17:11.79] | huang: shen me ci er? |
| [17:15.50] | ma: zhu ban er da, xiang hua la, da zhang gui de qu xi fa |
| [17:16.32] | huang: hai! |
| [17:20.94] | ma: zhu ban er da, xiang hua la, da zhang gui de ni qu ma |
| [17:22.76] | huang: ni qu ma! ni qu ma! |
| [17:25.61] | ma: zhe bu xiang ma, qu shen me na? qu ma na? zhi dao ma, zuo mo ci er na. |
| [17:30.95] | huang: ni zuo mo ci er ni bie shuo chu lai ya! |
| [17:33.66] | ma: wo zai zuo mo zuo mo, |
| [17:34.31] | huang: zuo mo hao le! |
| [17:35.94] | ma: xi li li, wo zhe hua la la, da zhang gui de nin cheng jia! |
| [17:38.50] | huang: hao ma! wo cheng jia" xi li hua la" de! quan san le shi ba? |
| [17:43.79] | ma: zhe ye bu xing? |
| [17:44.68] | huang: bu, bu xiang hua. |
| [17:48.49] | ma: shuo lai de qiao, lai de miao, zhang gui de cheng jia wo lai dao. |
| [17:49.60] | huang: ai, zhe cou he. |
| [17:51.38] | ma: zhe ge qin qi peng you ba xi dao, zhang gui de zhan zai tang qian ha ha xiao. |
| [17:54.10] | huang: na shi a. |
| [17:54.72] | ma: qian bian tong luo kai zhe dao, |
| [17:55.50] | |
| [17:56.14] | hou bian gen zhe ba tai jiao, |
| [17:57.60] | ba tai jiao, tai jin men, |
| [17:58.35] | zhe ge ban niang guo lai chan xin ren. |
| [18:00.57] | shi pu hong zhan, dao xi zhan, |
| [18:02.46] | yi dao dao zai le xi zhuo qian. |
| [18:04.10] | you yi dui xi la fen zuo you, |
| [18:06.11] | xi zi er xiang lu bai zhong jian. |
| [18:07.98] | bai ba le di, bai ba le tian, |
| [18:11.15] | bai ba le tian di bai zu xian, |
| [18:12.82] | bai ba le zu xian bai gao tang, |
| [18:14.26] | fu qi jiao bai ru dong fang. |
| [18:15.29] | huang: hao! |
| [18:16.62] | ma: nin zhe ge dong fang zhen zheng hao, yi tou er da, yi tou er xiao |
| [18:19.80] | huang: hai shi guan cai ya!? |
| mǎ: zhè bāo zhuāng a, yī tou er dà, yī tou er xiǎo, zhè hǎo wǎng wài ya, zhī dào ma? | |
| [00:13.70] | mǎ: zhè gè xiàng sheng, qǔ yì xíng shì zhī yī a. |
| [00:18.70] | huáng: duì. |
| [00:22.74] | mǎ: qǔ yì nǎ, yòu jiào" shén yàng zá shuǎ" ér. |
| [00:24.44] | huáng: āi, yǒu zhè me jiào de. |
| [00:26.38] | mǎ: zá shuǎ ma, |
| [00:26.73] | huáng: . |
| [00:27.50] | mǎ: shuǎ dàn biàn liàn. |
| [00:29.70] | huáng: . |
| [00:29.49] | mǎ: shuō xué dòu chàng. |
| [00:30.24] | huáng: shén me dōu yǒu. |
| [00:31.32] | mǎ: wǒ zuì ài chàng. |
| [00:32.20] | huáng: ó, nín hái xǐ huān chàng? |
| [00:33.19] | mǎ: bù guò" gàn chàng" wǒ kě bù chàng. |
| [00:35.12] | huáng: āi zěn me hái" gàn chàng" a? |
| [00:37.65] | mǎ: méi yǒu yuè qì bàn zòu, wǒ bù chàng. |
| [00:39.76] | huáng: āi, zhè shàng nǎ ér gěi nǐ zhǎo yuè qì qù? |
| [00:43.15] | mǎ: béng zhǎo a, zài zhè ér nǎ. |
| [00:47.59] | huáng: ō, jiù zhè" qī kuài bǎn ér" a? hē hē hē hē |
| [00:49.76] | mǎ: a, zěn me zhāo? zěn me zhāo? |
| [00:50.87] | huáng: hái zěn me zhāo? |
| [00:52.54] | mǎ: bié xiǎo kàn zhè" qī kuài bǎn ér", āi, zhè" qī kuài bǎn ér", bié xiǎo kàn. |
| [00:56.71] | huáng: zěn me zhāo? |
| [00:57.10] | mǎ: bù hǎo zhǎng wò. |
| [00:58.35] | huáng: shén me ya, jiù bù hǎo zhǎng wò |
| [00:59.70] | mǎ: bù hǎo zhǎng wò, yì bān rén dǎ bù liǎo. |
| [01:00.82] | huáng: zhè yì bān rén dǎ bù liǎo? |
| [01:02.57] | mǎ: wǒ xiān lái gè" guò mén ér", nǐ tīng tīng. |
| [01:04.79] | huáng: yōu, zhè hái yǒu" guò mén ér"? |
| [01:06.38] | mǎ: āi, xiān lái gè" guò mén ér", yuè qì ma. dǎ bǎn ér, guò mén ér. |
| [01:20.47] | huáng: , xíng! yào guò fàn! |
| [01:31.38] | mǎ: shén me jiào" yào guò fàn" nǎ? shén me huà, zhè jiào! |
| [01:35.34] | huáng: zhè wǒ dǒng, a. dǎ zhè" qī kuài bǎn ér", zhè jiào" shǔ lái bǎo", yào fàn de! |
| [01:44.86] | mǎ: bié tīng tā de a! shuō cuò le! |
| [01:46.86] | huáng: shuō cuò le? |
| [01:48.18] | mǎ: cuò le, āi, cuò le! |
| [01:49.49] | huáng: ? |
| [01:50.20] | mǎ: jì zhù le! shǔ lái bǎo de bú yào fàn |
| [01:52.91] | huáng: bú yào fàn? |
| [01:53.64] | mǎ: yào qián! |
| [01:54.69] | huáng: ō zhè bù yí yàng ma! |
| [01:58.31] | mǎ: yào shuō zhè shǔ lái bǎo de yě bù róng yì. |
| [01:59.78] | huáng: zěn bù róng yì ya? |
| [02:00.81] | mǎ: jiǎng jiū shì xiàn biān xiàn chàng. |
| [02:02.86] | huáng: nà dāng rán. dōu de zhè yàng ér. |
| [02:04.53] | mǎ: dé zuò dào" sān kuài". |
| [02:05.52] | huáng: nǎ" sān kuài"? |
| [02:06.49] | mǎ: yǎn kuài, xīn kuài, zuǐ kuài. |
| [02:08.73] | huáng: zhè" yǎn kuài" shì? |
| [02:10.38] | mǎ: fā xiàn mù biāo le. |
| [02:11.73] | huáng:" xīn kuài"? |
| [02:12.62] | mǎ: biān chū cí ér lái. |
| [02:13.70] | huáng:" zuǐ kuài" nǎ? |
| [02:15.70] | mǎ: gēn zhe jiù dé chàng chū lái. |
| [02:15.86] | huáng: yào shuō shì bù jiǎn dān. |
| [02:19.70] | mǎ: shǔ lái bǎo de yī jìn dà jiē, sān bǎi liù shí háng, jiàn shén me chàng shén me. |
| [02:20.67] | huáng: nà shi a. |
| [02:22.74] | mǎ: tā gēn zhè gè yì bān yào fàn de hái bù yí yàng. |
| [02:24.00] | huáng: zěn me bù yí yàng a? |
| [02:27.91] | mǎ: yào fàn de lái le, dà yé, dà nǎi nǎi hǎn le bàn tiān, jiù xǔ bù gěi. |
| [02:29.67] | huáng: nà kě bù. |
| [02:33.79] | mǎ: wéi dú zhè shǔ lái bǎo de yào lái le, wǎng zhè ér yī zhàn, nǐ jiù dé gěi qián. |
| [02:36.54] | huáng: ó, shǔ lái bǎo de yī lái, zhǔn dé gěi qián? |
| [02:37.31] | mǎ: āi. |
| [02:39.53] | huáng: nà shi méi pèng shàng wǒ, tā yào pèng shàng wǒ, wǒ jiù bù gěi qián. |
| [02:43.43] | mǎ: nǐ dé tīng tā chàng de zěn me yàng. |
| [02:45.90] | huáng: wǒ gēn běn jiù bù tīng. |
| [02:49.53] | mǎ: rén jiā dōu gěi, nǐ zěn me bù gěi ya? |
| [02:51.23] | huáng: āi, duì la! wǒ jiù bù gěi. |
| [02:53.41] | mǎ: méi nǐ zhè yàng ér de! |
| [02:54.77] | huáng: wǒ jiù zhè yàng ér! |
| [03:00.58] | mǎ: méi nǐ zhè me" zhóu" de! |
| [03:01.70] | huáng: wǒ jiù zhè me" zhóu"! |
| [03:03.23] | mǎ: méi nǐ zhè me níng de! |
| [03:03.98] | huáng: wǒ jiù zhè me níng! |
| [03:04.97] | mǎ: méi nǐ zhè me bú shì wán yì ér de! |
| [03:11.87] | huáng: wǒ jiù zhè me bú shì wán yì ér nǐ cái bú shì wán yì ér nǎ! zěn me shuō huà nǎ? |
| [03:12.27] | mǎ: rén jiā dōu gěi, nǐ zěn me bù gěi ya? |
| [03:16.87] | huáng: nǐ bù zhī dào, wǒ yǒu wài hào ér. |
| [03:18.67] | mǎ: wài hào ér? |
| [03:19.21] | huáng: āi. |
| [03:19.86] | mǎ: jiào shén me ya? |
| [03:24.84] | huáng: wǒ jiào" cí gōng jī tiě xiān hè bō lí hào zǐ liú lí māo." gēn máo ér bù bá! |
| [03:26.16] | mǎ: huá chū liū? |
| [03:26.86] | huáng: nà shi. |
| [03:27.51] | mǎ: nǐ méi dǎ tīng dǎ tīng? |
| [03:28.34] | huáng: a, a. |
| [03:28.94] | mǎ: wǒ yě yǒu gè wài hào ér. |
| [03:29.52] | huáng: nǐ wài hào ér shì? |
| [03:30.30] | mǎ: láng tou. |
| [03:31.88] | huáng: láng tou gàn má ya? |
| [03:35.26] | mǎ: nǐ jiù shì" cí gōng jī", wǒ bǎ nǐ nà wěi bā" bàng" qiāo jī xià yí kuài lái! |
| [03:36.94] | huáng: hē! wǒ hái yǒu wài hào ér la! |
| [03:39.48] | mǎ: jiào shén me ya? |
| [03:40.74] | huáng: wǒ jiào" qián xiù". |
| [03:41.74] | mǎ: zěn me jiào" qián xiù" a? |
| [03:46.65] | huáng: nà shi a, qián, zhǐ yí dào wǒ shēn shàng, nà jiù" xiù" zhù le!" qián xiù". |
| [03:49.82] | mǎ: ó, wǒ wài hào ér" tiě shuā zǐ"! |
| [03:51.32] | huáng:" tiě shuā zǐ" shén me yì sī? |
| [03:53.26] | mǎ: zhuān shuā nǐ zhè" qián xiù"! |
| [03:57.38] | huáng: nǐ ya, yě béng dòu zuǐ ér. bù xìn, zán liǎ jiù shì yī huí. |
| [03:58.30] | mǎ: zán xué yī xué. |
| [03:58.95] | huáng: zěn me yàng? |
| [03:59.54] | mǎ: kě yǐ ya. |
| [04:00.27] | huáng: lái. |
| [04:01.11] | mǎ: dǎ zhè ér qǐ zhè zhuō zi |
| [04:01.77] | huáng: a, a. |
| [04:02.83] | mǎ: jiù bú shì shuō xiàng sheng nà gè chǎng miàn zhuō ér le. |
| [04:03.84] | huáng: nà, zhè shì shén me nǎ? |
| [04:06.30] | mǎ: mǎi mài jiā ér nà lán guì. |
| [04:07.40] | huáng: ō, zhè jiù biàn guì tái la. |
| [04:08.66] | mǎ: āi. |
| [04:09.41] | huáng: nà xíng. |
| [04:10.92] | mǎ: wǒ nǎ, jiù hǎo bǐ shì zhè gè shǔ lái bǎo de. |
| [04:11.66] | huáng: nà dāng rán la. |
| [04:13.21] | mǎ: nǐ wǎng guì tái lǐ tou yī zhàn, nín jiù shì mǎi mài jiā ér" nèi zhǎng guì" de |
| [04:15.46] | huáng: xíng. |
| [04:17.56] | mǎ: wǒ lái dào zhè ér nǎ |
| [04:22.53] | huáng: āi, āi, āi, bù, bù, bù! shén me jiào" nèi zhǎng guì" de? wǒ chéng lǎo bǎn niáng le shì ba?! |
| [04:23.90] | mǎ: bú shì. |
| [04:23.81] | huáng: xiàng huà ma? |
| [04:25.50] | mǎ: mǎi mài jiā ér nà wèi zhǎng guì de. |
| [04:27.90] | huáng: nǐ ya, yě béng zhè wèi nà wèi, zhè mǎi mài ér jiù wǒ zhè me yī wèi dà zhǎng guì de. |
| [04:30.34] | mǎ: dà zhǎng guì de? |
| [04:31.39] | huáng: xíng bù xíng? |
| [04:34.10] | mǎ: shǔ lái bǎo de lái le, wǎng nǐ mén kǒu ér zhè ér yī zhàn, wǒ jiù kāi shǐ shù, nǐ jiù zhǔn bèi gěi qián. |
| [04:36.75] | huáng: wǒ bù gěi. |
| [04:38.50] | mǎ: nǐ bù gěi wǒ méi jié méi wán, wǒ zǒng zhè ér shù. |
| [04:39.62] | huáng: nǐ shù a, bù lùn nǐ zěn me shù, nǐ yě shì bái shù bái shǔ. |
| [04:44.11] | mǎ: zěn me" bái shǔ" a? |
| [04:46.78] | huáng: nà kě bù, shù le bàn tiān bù gěi qián, zhè bù" bái shù" bái shǔ le ma! |
| [04:47.99] | mǎ: bái shù bái shǔ bù liǎo! |
| [04:53.24] | huáng: bù xìn zán jiù shì shì. |
| [04:54.78] | mǎ: zán lái lái a, kāi shǐ le a. |
| [04:55.93] | huáng: zhēn shì. |
| [05:00.86] | mǎ: dǎ bǎn ér guò mén ér" ō " |
| [05:04.56] | huáng: bù, bù! nín děng huì ér! nín zhè" ō ", zhè gàn má? zhè shì? |
| [05:08.71] | mǎ: zhè shì shǔ lái bǎo de guī jǔ. |
| [05:09.99] | huáng: shén me guī jǔ? |
| [05:10.62] | mǎ: méi chàng yǐ qián, xiān dé" ō ", |
| [05:13.28] | huáng: zhè gàn má ya? |
| [05:13.86] | mǎ: yǐn rén zhù yì tīng. |
| [05:14.62] | huáng: ó. |
| [05:15.52] | mǎ: zhè gēn nà gè chàng xì jiào bǎn, yí gè dào lǐ. |
| [05:17.27] | huáng: ó, míng bái le, míng bái le. |
| [05:19.13] | mǎ: ō |
| [05:22.70] | huáng: jiào bǎn nǎ. |
| [05:25.14] | mǎ: ō |
| [05:27.82] | huáng: kāi shǐ le. |
| [05:29.78] | mǎ huáng: ō |
| [05:32.21] | huáng xíng le, xíng le! nǐ pǎo zhè ér hōng é lái la?" ō " méi wán le shì ma? |
| [05:38.26] | mǎ: chóng lái, chóng lái le a. |
| [05:40.22] | huáng: shén me ya, zhè jiào! |
| [05:42.90] | mǎ: ō, zhè gè zhú bǎn ér dǎ, wǒ zhè jìn jiē lái, |
| [05:45.57] | |
| [05:47.71] | pù hù zhè gè mǎi mài liǎng biān pái, |
| [05:49.82] | shì yě yǒu mǎi, yě yǒu mài, |
| [05:51.17] | yě yǒu zhè gè huǎng zi hé zhāo pái. |
| [05:52.20] | jīn zhāo pái, wǒ zhè yín zhāo pái, |
| [05:55.16] | lǐ lǐ wài wài de guà chū lái. |
| [05:57.78] | zhè biān r xiě: tè bié zhè gè jiǎn jià dà zèng cǎi |
| [06:00.62] | nà biān ér xiě: zhè gè bái sòng yì tiān nín kuài lái. |
| [06:02.54] | shuō nǐ yě lái, wǒ yě lái, |
| [06:05.20] | zhè gè dà zhǎng guì de fā le cái! |
| [06:06.53] | nín lǎo fā cái wǒ zhān guāng, |
| [06:08.11] | lù guò xiāng qiú lái bài wàng. |
| [06:09.76] | yī bài jūn, èr bài chén, |
| [06:11.28] | sān bài zhǎng guì de dà liàng rén. |
| [06:12.80] | rén liàng dà, wǒ zhè hǎi liàng kuān, |
| [06:14.58] | liú bèi lǎo yé zuò xī chuān. |
| [06:16.24] | xī chuān zuò xià le hàn liú bèi, |
| [06:18.27] | bǎo jià de chén, sān qiān suì. |
| [06:19.66] | rén yòu gāo, wǒ zhè mǎ yòu dà, |
| [06:21.65] | bào tóu huán yǎn bǎ hú zǐ zhà, |
| [06:22.98] | shì dà hǎn sān shēng qiáo tā xià. |
| [06:24.65] | xià hóu jié, luò le mǎ, |
| [06:26.55] | cáo cāo yī jiàn yě hài pà. xiǎo guò mén ér |
| [06:30.60] | wǒ zài nà biān ér guǎi le gè wān ér, |
| [06:32.18] | wǒ niǔ xiàng huí tóu bài zhè jiā ér. |
| [06:34.14] | wǒ bài le tā, bù bài nǐ, |
| [06:35.93] | nǐ shuō shǎ zi méi dào lǐ. |
| [06:37.57] | dà zhǎng guì dí zhēn bù cuò, |
| [06:40.66] | zhàn zài zhè gè mén kǒu ér yí gè jìn ér de lè, |
| [06:42.74] | nín bǎ zhè gè tóng zǐ er gěi jǐ gè, |
| [06:43.94] | huí jiā qù hǎo zhì è. |
| [06:45.39] | zhè wèi zhǎng guì de hǎo shuō huà ér, |
| [06:47.18] | tā liú fēn tóu guāng zuǐ bā ér, |
| [06:48.85] | shēn shàng chuān zhe gè lán dà guà ér. |
| [06:50.29] | shǒu lǐ biān yáo zhe gè bái zhé shàn ér, |
| [06:51.78] | bù shàn pì gǔ shàn liǎn dàn ér! |
| [06:53.48] | |
| [06:57.40] | huáng: hāi! zǒu, zǒu, zǒu, zǒu, zǒu! |
| [07:00.33] | mǎ: ō, nǐ jiào wǒ zǒu, wǒ zhè bù néng zǒu, |
| [07:02.27] | |
| [07:03.86] | zǒu dào le tiān hēi kōng zhuó shǒu, |
| [07:04.82] | yī fēn qián wǒ zhè yě méi yǒu, |
| [07:05.86] | lǎo shǎ hái dé è yī xiǔ, |
| [07:07.35] | wǒ qiú zhǎng guì de gāo gāo shǒu, |
| [07:09.13] | nǐ yào gěi qián wǒ jiù zǒu! |
| [07:09.75] | |
| [07:11.63] | huáng: qù, qù, qù, qù! |
| [07:13.40] | mǎ: āi, jiào wǒ qù, wǒ bù néng qù, |
| [07:14.20] | |
| [07:15.10] | qù dào le tiān hēi chī shuí qù? |
| [07:16.34] | yī méi fáng zi èr mò dì, |
| [07:18.24] | lǎo shǎ duō pǎo jǐ lǐ dì. |
| [07:19.82] | zhǎng guì de bié shuō tuī cí huà, |
| [07:21.86] | qióng rén zhān guāng méi duō dà. |
| [07:23.12] | |
| [07:26.10] | huáng: wǒ kàn nǐ gāng cái hǎo xiàng lái yī tàng le? |
| [07:27.84] | mǎ: ō, dà zhǎng guì, nǐ bié qǐ huǒ, |
| [07:28.38] | |
| [07:30.23] | nà gāng cái lái de kě bú shì wǒ. |
| [07:31.87] | tā shì shuí, wǒ shì shuí, |
| [07:33.31] | bié zhāng fēi dāng lǐ kuí. |
| [07:34.53] | wǒ shì wǒ, tā shì tā, |
| [07:36.34] | gè rén yǒu qián gè rén huā. |
| [07:37.57] | dà zhǎng guì de kàn yī kàn, |
| [07:39.30] | nǐ bié mèng liáng dāng jiāo zàn. |
| [07:40.30] | |
| [07:41.54] | huáng: wǒ shuō nǐ ya, lái qiǎo la! wǒ men zhǎng guì de bù zài jiā. |
| [07:45.39] | mǎ: ō, yī jù huà, wǒ zhè suàn bái dā, |
| [07:46.29] | |
| [07:46.99] | nǐ shuō zhǎng guì de bù zài jiā. |
| [07:48.93] | zhǎng guì de bù zài nǐ lǎo zài, |
| [07:50.80] | nǐ lǎo bàn shì gèng míng bái. |
| [07:52.43] | wǒ kàn zhǎng guì de zǒu bù yuǎn, |
| [07:54.40] | yǒu zhè gè mǎi mài bǎ tā guǎn. |
| [07:56.16] | lǐ tuī wài, wài tuī lǐ, |
| [07:57.62] | dà zhǎng guì de jiù shì nǐ. |
| [07:58.32] | |
| [07:59.92] | huáng: , shì wǒ, a, shì wǒ. zěn me zhāo? wǒ ya, méi qián. |
| [08:03.51] | mǎ: ō, nǐ shuō méi yǒu wǒ shuō yǒu, |
| [08:04.43] | |
| [08:06.60] | zhè gè piào zi yáng qián guì lǐ tou. |
| [08:07.52] | nǐ yào yǒu qián nǐ bù, |
| [08:09.22] | piào zi bú huì wǎng wài pá |
| [08:10.54] | nǐ yào yǒu qián nǐ bù dòng, |
| [08:12.28] | piào zi bú huì wǎng wài bèng |
| [08:13.73] | bú huì pá, bú huì bèng, |
| [08:15.18] | wǒ qiú zhǎng guì de wǎng wài sòng. |
| [08:16.64] | |
| [08:17.30] | huáng: wǒ shuō nǐ pín bù pín nǎ? |
| [08:18.38] | mǎ: ō, shuō wǒ pín, nà wǒ jiù pín, |
| [08:19.30] | |
| [08:20.66] | wǒ bù tōu bù mō shì hǎo rén. |
| [08:22.54] | wǒ yī bù tōu, èr bù mō, |
| [08:24.25] | sān bù dǎ qiǎng, sì bù duó. |
| [08:25.89] | zhè gè shǔ lái bǎo de liú kǒu zhé, |
| [08:28.61] | wǒ bù shuǎ pín zuǐ bù néng huó. |
| [08:29.44] | |
| [08:31.12] | huáng: wǒ shuō nǐ píng shén me zhǎo wǒ yào qián nǎ? |
| [08:33.19] | mǎ: ō, dà zhǎng guì, nǐ tīng qí xiáng, |
| [08:33.91] | |
| [08:35.82] | jié dǎ zhōu cháo liè guó jiù yǒu wǒ zhè xíng. |
| [08:38.10] | kǒng fū zǐ wú shí kùn chén cài, |
| [08:39.75] | duō kuī le fàn dān lǎo zǔ bǎ liáng bāng. |
| [08:42.11] | jiè nǐ men chī, jiè nǐ men chuān, |
| [08:44.11] | jiè lái zhè gè mǐ shān huó miàn shān nǎ, |
| [08:45.43] | zhí dào rú jīn méi hái wán. |
| [08:46.91] | wǒ bù lùn sēng, bù lùn dào, |
| [08:48.94] | bù lùn nǐ huí hàn hé liǎng jiào, |
| [08:51.80] | tiān zhǔ táng, yē sū jiào, |
| [08:52.73] | kǒng shèng rén de mén tú wǒ dōu yào. |
| [08:53.63] | |
| [08:54.27] | huáng: nǐ dōu yào a? nǐ zhī wǒ zhè shì shén me mǎi mài ér? |
| [08:56.54] | mǎ: ō, wǒ cóng xiǎo méi niàn guò sān zì jīng, |
| [08:57.58] | |
| [08:58.82] | nín zhè gè zì hào rèn bù qīng. |
| [08:59.96] | |
| [09:00.96] | huáng: āi, rèn bù qīng méi guān xì, wǒ gào sù nǐ. wǒ zhè shì ya, qiē miàn pù. |
| [09:04.77] | mǎ: xíng liě! zhú bǎn ér dǎ, wǒ zhè mài dà bù, |
| [09:06.78] | |
| [09:08.74] | zhǎng guì de kāi le gè guān cái pù. |
| [09:11.50] | nín zhè gè guān cái zhēn zhèng hǎo, |
| [09:12.35] | yī tou er dà, yī tou er xiǎo, |
| [09:13.63] | zhuāng lǐ sǐ rén pǎo bù liǎo, |
| [09:15.16] | zhuāng lǐ huó rén shòu bù liǎo, zhuāng lǐ |
| [09:17.60] | |
| [09:17.82] | huáng: bù, bù, bù! tíng! tíng! zěn me chū lái guān cái pù la? |
| [09:23.66] | mǎ: nǐ bù shuō de ma, kāi guān cái pù ma? |
| [09:26.17] | huáng: shuí shuō guān cái pù la? qiē miàn pù! |
| [09:30.26] | mǎ: qiē miàn pù? |
| [09:31.24] | huáng: āi. |
| [09:33.10] | mǎ: qiē miàn pù méi yì sī. guān cái pù, guān cái, guān cái, guān bǎo fā cái. |
| [09:36.38] | huáng: ō bù, bù, bù! fā cái, yě bù kāi guān cái pù. |
| [09:40.21] | mǎ: jiù guān cái pù ba, yī tou er dà, yī tou er xiǎo |
| [09:42.39] | huáng: āi! bù, bù, bù, xíng le, xíng le! zán bié duì fù xíng ma? wǒ jiù shì qiē miàn pù. |
| [09:43.35] | mǎ: bié jiè, bié jiè. |
| [09:57.74] | huáng: shén me jiào" bié jiè" ya? |
| [09:58.91] | mǎ: zhè gè guān cái pù zhè cí ér wǒ shú a. |
| [10:00.69] | huáng: ō nǐ shú wǒ jiù dé jiù hé nǐ ya? yǒu zhè dào lǐ ma?! jiù shì qiē miàn pù, yǒu cí ér nǐ jiù chàng méi cí ér, zǒu! a. |
| [10:01.18] | mǎ: fēi qiē miàn pù? |
| [10:01.55] | huáng: jiù shì qiē miàn pù. |
| [10:05.81] | mǎ: qiē miàn pù. |
| [10:06.26] | huáng: nà kě bù. |
| [10:07.13] | mǎ: zhú bǎn ér dǎ, wǒ zhè mài dà bù, zhǎng guì de kāi de shì qiē miàn pù. |
| [10:11.34] | huáng: āi, qiē miàn pù. |
| [10:12.90] | mǎ: zěn me yàng? |
| [10:13.38] | huáng: āi, xíng. |
| [10:14.80] | mǎ: qiē miàn pù, qiē miàn pù mài qiē miàn |
| [10:20.59] | huáng: zhè bù fèi huà ma! |
| [10:22.95] | mǎ: mài qiē miàn, miàn yòu bái, zhì liàng gāo, fèn liàng zú, bù shǎo gěi, kuān tiáo ér de, xì tiáo ér de, hái jīng zhǔ, chī dào zuǐ lǐ tè bié jīn dào, mǎi mài hǎo, dà zhuàn qián |
| [10:33.30] | huáng: zǒu zǒu zǒu! duō kě qì! a! yòu méi zhé, yòu méi yùn, hái yī jù yě bù āi zhe. wǒ shuō nǐ zhè jiào" shǔ lái bǎo" ma? zhè gè! |
| [10:48.20] | mǎ: zhè bù qiē miàn pù de shì ér ma. |
| [10:51.24] | huáng: qiē miàn pù de shì ér bù xíng. shén me jiào" shǔ lái bǎo"? nǐ dé yǒu zhé, yǒu yùn, yǒu bǎn |
| [10:52.30] | mǎ: yǒu bǎn? |
| [10:53.22] | huáng: nà dāng rán la. |
| [10:57.61] | mǎ: nà xíng lī, yǒu yùn. zhú bǎn ér dǎ, wǒ zhè tái tóu kàn, zhè gè dà zhǎng guì de mài qiē miàn. |
| [10:59.12] | huáng: āi, duì. mài qiē miàn. |
| [11:02.13] | mǎ: zhè gè qiē miàn pù a, shuǎ dà dāo, zhè shēng rì mǎn yuè yòng de zháo. |
| [11:03.21] | huáng: . |
| [11:04.11] | mǎ: yào shuō miàn, zán men jìng shuō miàn, |
| [11:04.78] | |
| [11:05.86] | hé chū lái, yí gè dàn, |
| [11:06.52] | gǎn chū lái, yī dà piàn, |
| [11:07.68] | qiè chū lái, yī tiáo xiàn, |
| [11:09.17] | xià dào zhè gè guō lǐ tuán tuán zhuàn, |
| [11:10.63] | lāo dào wǎn lǐ lián huā bàn, |
| [11:12.14] | yòu hǎo chī, yòu hǎo kàn, |
| [11:13.74] | yí ge rén ér chī bàn jīn, |
| [11:15.11] | sā rén ér chī jīn bàn, |
| [11:16.64] | dà zhǎng guì de suàn yī suàn, |
| [11:18.21] | suàn bù shàng lái nǐ hún dàn. |
| [11:19.86] | |
| [11:21.88] | huáng: nǐ hún dàn! zěn me dài mà rén de zhè gè?! |
| [11:24.56] | mǎ: zhè méi bàn fǎ. zhè zán dǒng a, yán qián zhé ya, zhī dào ma? shí sān dào dà zhé, yán qián zhé zhèng gǎn zhè ér, dà zhǎng guì, suàn yī suàn, suàn bù shàng lái, nǐ nào yī hún dàn. |
| [11:37.10] | huáng: qiáo wǒ gǎn zhè zhé! |
| [11:38.16] | mǎ: gǎn zhé shàng le. |
| [11:39.10] | huáng: dé, dé, dé. suàn le, suàn le. wǒ ya, qiē miàn pù bù kāi le. |
| [11:42.21] | mǎ: bù kāi le? |
| [11:43.22] | huáng: wǒ gǎi mǎi mài ér. |
| [11:44.24] | mǎ: gǎi guān cái pù, yī tou er dà, yī tou er xiǎo |
| [11:47.83] | huáng: xíng, xíng le! shuí gǎi guān cái pù a? |
| [11:48.96] | mǎ: gǎi shén me? |
| [11:50.21] | huáng: wǒ ya, wǒ mài bīng gùn ér. |
| [11:52.80] | mǎ: mài bīng gùn ér néng mài duō shǎo qián nǎ? |
| [11:54.65] | huáng: wǒ mài zhe wán ér, bù zhuàn qián. |
| [11:56.17] | mǎ: mài bīng gùn ér. |
| [11:56.86] | huáng: mài zhe wán ér. |
| [11:57.67] | mǎ: xíng lī. zhè gè zhú bǎn ér dǎ, zhēn yǒu qù ér, zhè gè dà zhǎng guì de mài bīng gùn ér. |
| [12:01.25] | huáng: mài bīng gùn ér. |
| [12:05.32] | mǎ: nín zhè gè bīng gùn ér zhēn zhèng hǎo, yī tou er dà, yī tou er xiǎo |
| [12:06.82] | huáng: āi, bù, bù, bú duì! zěn me yòu chū lái guān cái la? |
| [12:13.30] | mǎ: zěn me la? zěn me la? nǎ ér yǒu guān cái? |
| [12:16.14] | huáng: nǎ ér yǒu guān cái? zhè" yī tou er dà, yī tou er xiǎo" zěn me huí shì? |
| [12:31.26] | huáng: bù, bù, bù! wǒ zhè bīng gùn ér ya, jiù shì liǎng tóu yī biān ér cū. |
| [12:33.90] | mǎ: nǐ zhè tài biè niǔ le! |
| [12:34.55] | huáng: wǒ jiù mài zhè biè niǔ bīng gùn ér. |
| [12:36.10] | mǎ: nín zhè gè bīng gùn ér jiǎng wèi shēng, nà zhēn shì kāi shuǐ bái táng dòng chéng bīng. |
| [12:36.65] | huáng: āi. |
| [12:37.60] | mǎ: zěn me yàng? |
| [12:37.69] | huáng: hǎo! zhè cí ér xíng, a. |
| [12:37.82] | mǎ: zhè cí ér zěn me yàng? |
| [12:38.34] | huáng: hǎo! |
| [12:39.83] | mǎ: nín zhè gè bīng gùn ér jiǎng wèi shēng, nà zhēn shì kāi shuǐ bái táng dòng chéng bīng. |
| [12:41.10] | huáng: bù cuò! |
| [12:44.10] | mǎ: nín zhè gè bīng gùn ér jiǎng wèi shēng, nà zhēn shì kāi shuǐ bái táng dòng chéng bīng, nín zhè gè bīng gùn ér jiǎng wèi shēng, nà zhēn shì |
| [12:44.73] | |
| [12:46.73] | mǎ huáng: kāi shuǐ bái táng dòng chéng bīng! |
| [12:48.24] | huáng: méi wán le shì ba? |
| [12:49.52] | mǎ: nǐ bù shuō hǎo ma. |
| [12:50.64] | huáng: hǎo yě bù néng lǎo chàng zhè yī jù ya! |
| [12:52.44] | mǎ: nǐ de yì sī nǎ? |
| [12:53.16] | huáng: nǐ dé wǎng xià chàng a! |
| [12:53.97] | mǎ: hái dé wǎng xià chàng? |
| [12:54.69] | huáng: nà kě bù. |
| [12:55.66] | mǎ: chī bīng gùn ér chī bīng gùn ér zhè gè dà zhǎng guì de chī bīng gùn ér. |
| [13:01.92] | huáng: hǎo ma! wǒ nòng sān kē bīng gùn ér chī! |
| [13:04.50] | mǎ: chī bīng gùn ér, bǎ chá qī, hē chá yī huì ér jiù lā xī. |
| [13:09.49] | huáng: nà hái bù lā xī ya! |
| [13:12.20] | mǎ: zhè chī bīng gùn ér, qǐ lái qiáo, shì xiǎo dòu jú zi yǒu xiāng jiāo, |
| [13:15.66] | huáng: duì. |
| [13:16.93] | mǎ: dōng xī hǎo, cái liào gāo, bù pà shài, bù pà kǎo, gē zài huǒ lǐ huà bù liǎo |
| [13:21.34] | huáng: āi āi! wǒ shuō zhè shì bīng gùn ér ya? |
| [13:24.28] | mǎ: huǒ kuài zi! |
| [13:26.11] | huáng: huǒ nǐ tí huǒ kuài zi gàn má ya?! zhè wèi. wǒ shuō, bīng gùn ér wǒ bù mài la. |
| [13:29.16] | mǎ: bù mài la? |
| [13:30.60] | huáng: wǒ ya, wǒ kāi zǎo táng zǐ. |
| [13:32.64] | mǎ: zǎo táng zǐ? |
| [13:33.64] | huáng: zǎo táng zǐ zěn me yàng? |
| [13:34.42] | mǎ: hǎo liě! yǒu a. |
| [13:35.21] | huáng: a. |
| [13:36.22] | mǎ: zhú bǎn ér dǎ, wǒ zhè mài dà bù, zhǎng guì de kāi le gè táng zǐ pù |
| [13:40.45] | huáng: xíng āi! bú duì, bú duì! a! shén me jiào" táng zǐ pù" a? |
| [13:45.75] | mǎ: jiù shì zǎo táng zǐ a! |
| [13:46.98] | huáng: bù, méi zhè me shuō huà de a!" èr gē, nín nǎ ér xǐ zǎo a?"" wǒ, táng zǐ pù!" xiàng huà ma? yǒu zhè me shuō huà de ma? |
| [13:53.97] | mǎ: zhè dōu tīng de dǒng a, shuí tīng bù dǒng a? |
| [13:58.80] | huáng: tīng de dǒng, yě bù xíng! bù xǔ zhè me shuō huà, jiù dé jiào xǐ zǎo táng! |
| [13:59.51] | mǎ: fēi děi xǐ zǎo táng? |
| [14:00.19] | huáng: jiù xǐ zǎo táng. |
| [14:01.35] | mǎ: zhú bǎn ér dǎ, wǒ zhè zǒu huāng máng, zhǎng guì de kāi le gè xǐ zǎo táng. |
| [14:05.31] | huáng: xǐ zǎo táng. |
| [14:06.94] | mǎ: nín zhè gè táng zǐ jiǎng wèi shēng, nà zhēn shì kāi shuǐ bái táng dòng chéng bīng |
| [14:10.16] | huáng: bù, bù, bù! bú duì, bú duì! zhè zǎo táng zǐ lǐ biān zěn me dòng chéng bīng la? zhè gè! |
| [14:19.34] | mǎ: chuàn le, chuàn le. |
| [14:19.86] | huáng: bù xiàng huà! bīng gùn ér de cí ér bù xíng! a! |
| [14:22.43] | mǎ: nín zhè gè táng zǐ jiǎng wèi shēng, nà zhēn shì shǒu jīn yòu bái shuǐ yòu qīng, |
| [14:24.18] | huáng: āi, zhè chà bù duō. |
| [14:25.58] | mǎ: yào xǐ zǎo, jìn mén lái, |
| [14:26.90] | huáng: shì. |
| [14:28.37] | mǎ: shì yí zǐ xiāng, shǒu jīn bái. |
| [14:29.62] | huáng: duì. |
| [14:30.77] | mǎ: zhè gè dà máo jīn, wéi dāng yāo, jiù shì bù bǎ nǎo dài bāo. |
| [14:33.93] | huáng: méi yǒu bāo nǎo dài de, a! |
| [14:34.95] | mǎ: shì yǒu wēn shuǐ ér, tā yǒu rè shuǐ ér, yuè tàng yuè měi zhí liě zuǐ ér. |
| [14:38.34] | huáng: hǎo. |
| [14:39.27] | mǎ: yǒu yí gè lǎo tou er liù shí bā, |
| [14:40.31] | |
| [14:41.31] | jìn zhè chí táng xiào hā hā, |
| [14:42.50] | shì tóu yòu yūn, yǎn yòu huā, |
| [14:44.39] | " guā jī" shuāi le gè dà mǎ pā |
| [14:45.28] | |
| [14:45.87] | huáng: yōu! |
| [14:46.87] | mǎ: huǒ jì yī jiàn wǎng wài dā. |
| [14:48.68] | huáng: zěn me huí shì? zhè shì? |
| [14:49.36] | mǎ: yūn táng zǐ le. |
| [14:50.80] | huáng: hāi! nǐ shǎo xǐ huì ér duō hǎo a! |
| [14:52.58] | mǎ: zěn me yàng? chàng de? |
| [14:53.89] | huáng: hǎo tán bù shàng a, còu hé zhe. |
| [14:55.87] | mǎ: gěi qián! béng fèi huà, qián! |
| [14:58.87] | huáng: yào shuō tā zhè xíng yě bù yì. dé! gěi nǐ yī fēn qián! |
| [15:00.10] | mǎ: duō qián? |
| [15:01.40] | huáng: yī fēn qián. |
| [15:01.73] | mǎ: yī fēn qián? |
| [15:02.50] | huáng: a. |
| [15:03.60] | mǎ: āi, dà zhǎng guì, nǐ kàn yī kàn, |
| [15:03.88] | |
| [15:04.55] | wǒ chàng le bàn tiān yī tóu hàn, |
| [15:06.93] | zhè yī fēn qián, zěn me chī fàn, |
| [15:08.77] | wǒ qiú zhǎng guì de huàn yī huàn. |
| [15:09.74] | |
| [15:11.25] | huáng: huàn huàn? nǐ dǎ suàn yào duō shǎo? |
| [15:13.34] | mǎ: āi, shǔ lái bǎo de bù hài sào, nǐ gěi duō shǎo wǒ dōu yào. |
| [15:15.30] | huáng: huò! |
| [15:17.40] | mǎ: shén me jiào mián ǎo dà yī shuǐ tǎ mào ér, |
| [15:18.55] | |
| [15:19.70] | pí xié wéi bó dà shǒu tào r |
| [15:19.67] | liáng xí wén zhàng dà lú zào, |
| [15:21.70] | zhè gè diàn dēng diàn huà diàn dēng pào |
| [15:23.86] | zhè gè qì chē lóu fáng xiàn jīn hé zhī piào, |
| [15:26.40] | zhuō yǐ bǎn dèng pén jǐng ér mào jìng, |
| [15:28.12] | lián nèi zhǎng guì de wǒ dōu yào. |
| [15:29.32] | |
| [15:31.74] | huáng: huò! nǐ zài hú shuō bā dào wǒ kě dǎ nǐ le a! |
| [15:35.13] | mǎ: ō, dà zhǎng guì, nǐ shuō dà huà, nǐ dèng zhuó yǎn jīng yào dǎ jià. |
| [15:38.84] | huáng: zěn me zhāo? |
| [15:39.78] | mǎ: yào dǎ jià, zán men chū jiē dōng, zài zhè ér dǎ jià pà qī shēng, |
| [15:43.10] | huáng: huò! |
| [15:43.95] | mǎ: yào dǎ jià, zán wǎng xī, |
| [15:44.89] | |
| [15:45.41] | zán liǎ dǎ jià zhí bù dé. |
| [15:46.46] | yào dǎ jià, zán wǎng běi, |
| [15:47.82] | yī duì yí gè nǐ bái gěi! |
| [15:49.21] | |
| [15:49.74] | huáng: ya! |
| [15:50.31] | mǎ: yào dǎ jià, zán bēn zhèng nán, |
| [15:51.43] | |
| [15:51.90] | shì shǔ lái bǎo de wàn wàn qiān, |
| [15:53.50] | yuè jù shǎ zi rén yuè duō, |
| [15:54.90] | |
| [15:55.71] | chāi le nǐ zhè gè tù zi wō! |
| [15:57.50] | |
| [15:58.90] | huáng: huò! rě bu qǐ! chōng nǐ ya, wǒ zhè mǎi mài ér, guān mén! |
| [16:04.73] | mǎ: ō, xī lǐ lǐ, wǒ zhè huā lā lā, |
| [16:05.61] | |
| [16:06.14] | zhè gè dà zhǎng guì de bǎ mén chā. |
| [16:08.50] | shuō yè jiān chā mén pà shī dào, |
| [16:10.36] | zhè bái tiān chā mén wèi shí me? |
| [16:11.80] | zhú bǎn ér dǎ, xì liú shén, |
| [16:13.91] | bā chéng lǐ biān sǐ le rén. |
| [16:14.69] | |
| [16:16.58] | huáng: yōu! wǒ, wǒ kāi kāi dé le! |
| [16:17.94] | mǎ: ō, zhú bǎn ér dǎ, wǒ zhè mài dà bù, |
| [16:19.26] | |
| [16:19.79] | zhǎng guì de kāi le gè guān cái pù, |
| [16:21.29] | nín zhè gè guān cái zhēn zhèng hǎo, |
| [16:22.66] | yī tou er dà, yī tou er xiǎo |
| [16:24.12] | |
| [16:24.62] | huáng: tíng, tíng, tíng, tíng! zěn me yòu chū lái guān cái pù la? |
| [16:28.26] | mǎ: sǐ rén la. |
| [16:29.48] | huáng: shuí sǐ rén la? nǎ ér sǐ rén la? |
| [16:30.94] | mǎ: méi sǐ rén nǐ chā shang mén ér bù zuò mǎi mài ér le? |
| [16:33.26] | huáng: shuí bù zuò mǎi mài ér a! wǒ, wǒ men jiā yǒu shì ér |
| [16:36.29] | mǎ: yǒu shì ér? |
| [16:36.92] | huáng: wǒ tíng yè yì tiān xíng ma? |
| [16:37.98] | mǎ: shén me shì ér a? |
| [16:42.66] | huáng: shén me shì ér, hǎo shì ér a! xǐ shì ér, wǒ jié hūn, qǔ xí fù ér. |
| [16:43.99] | mǎ: qǔ xí fù ér? |
| [16:44.74] | huáng: zěn me yàng? |
| [16:45.63] | mǎ: gèng dé gěi qián la! |
| [16:47.20] | huáng: gěi qián méi guān xì, nǐ dé yǒu hǎo cí ér! |
| [16:47.98] | mǎ: dāng rán yǒu la! |
| [16:48.74] | huáng: nà nǐ chàng a. |
| [16:49.30] | mǎ: tīng zhe! |
| [16:49.82] | huáng: chàng. |
| [16:52.77] | mǎ: zhú bǎn ér dǎ, wǒ zhè zhēn yǒu qù ér, |
| [16:53.76] | huáng: shì. |
| [16:55.60] | mǎ: zhè gè dà zhǎng guì de qǔ xí fù ér yīn: fèn ér. |
| [17:00.22] | huáng: duì bù, bù, bú duì! shén me jiào" qǔ xí fèn ér" ya? zhè shén me cí ér, zhè gè? |
| [17:01.42] | mǎ: dào yīn le, dào yīn le. |
| [17:02.30] | huáng: bù xiàng huà, zhè! |
| [17:05.86] | mǎ: zhú bǎn ér dǎ, zhēn yǒu zhǔn ér, zhè gè dà zhǎng guì de qǔ xí fù ér yīn: fěn ér. |
| [17:06.82] | huáng bù, zhè yě bù xíng a! |
| [17:09.46] | mǎ: dìng zhǔn le yīn ér, dà zhǎng guì de qǔ xí fēn ér |
| [17:11.79] | huáng: shén me cí ér? |
| [17:15.50] | mǎ: zhú bǎn ér dǎ, xiǎng huā lā, dà zhǎng guì de qǔ xí fā |
| [17:16.32] | huáng: hāi! |
| [17:20.94] | mǎ: zhú bǎn ér dǎ, xiǎng huā lā, dà zhǎng guì de nǐ qǔ mā |
| [17:22.76] | huáng: nǐ qǔ mā! nǐ qǔ mā! |
| [17:25.61] | mǎ: zhè bù xiǎng ma, qǔ shén me nǎ? qǔ ma nà? zhī dào ma, zuó mo cí ér nǎ. |
| [17:30.95] | huáng: nǐ zuó mo cí ér nǐ bié shuō chū lái ya! |
| [17:33.66] | mǎ: wǒ zài zuó mo zuó mo, |
| [17:34.31] | huáng: zuó mo hǎo le! |
| [17:35.94] | mǎ: xī lǐ lǐ, wǒ zhè huā lā lā, dà zhǎng guì de nín chéng jiā! |
| [17:38.50] | huáng: hǎo ma! wǒ chéng jiā" xī lǐ huā lā" de! quán sàn le shì ba? |
| [17:43.79] | mǎ: zhè yě bù xíng? |
| [17:44.68] | huáng: bù, bù xiàng huà. |
| [17:48.49] | mǎ: shuō lái de qiǎo, lái de miào, zhǎng guì de chéng jiā wǒ lái dào. |
| [17:49.60] | huáng: āi, zhè còu hé. |
| [17:51.38] | mǎ: zhè gè qīn qī péng yǒu bǎ xǐ dào, zhǎng guì de zhàn zài táng qián hā hā xiào. |
| [17:54.10] | huáng: nà shi a. |
| [17:54.72] | mǎ: qián biān tóng luó kāi zhe dào, |
| [17:55.50] | |
| [17:56.14] | hòu biān gēn zhe bā tái jiào, |
| [17:57.60] | bā tái jiào, tái jìn mén, |
| [17:58.35] | zhè gè bàn niáng guò lái chān xīn rén. |
| [18:00.57] | shì pù hóng zhān, dáo xǐ zhān, |
| [18:02.46] | yī dáo dáo zài le xǐ zhuō qián. |
| [18:04.10] | yǒu yī duì xǐ là fēn zuǒ yòu, |
| [18:06.11] | xǐ zì ér xiāng lú bǎi zhōng jiān. |
| [18:07.98] | bài bà le dì, bǎi bà le tiān, |
| [18:11.15] | bài bà le tiān dì bài zǔ xiān, |
| [18:12.82] | bài bà le zǔ xiān bài gāo táng, |
| [18:14.26] | fū qī jiāo bài rù dòng fáng. |
| [18:15.29] | huáng: hǎo! |
| [18:16.62] | mǎ: nín zhè gè dòng fáng zhēn zhèng hǎo, yī tou er dà, yī tou er xiǎo |
| [18:19.80] | huáng: hái shì guān cái ya!? |
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