[00:00.00] | 作曲 : 马宝平 |
[00:00.00] | 歌曲 :老公保证书 |
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[00:27.08] | 听老婆的话.一遍就记牢. |
[00:31.99] | 啰啰嗦嗦唠唠叨叨也是好味道. |
[00:37.16] | 听从你最高.最高的领导. |
[00:42.31] | 工资上缴家务全包别休我就好. |
[00:47.20] | 像我这样的男人.绝对错不了. |
[00:52.31] | 有情有义有魄力.我说到做得到. |
[00:57.30] | 像我这样的男人.把你当个宝. |
[01:02.39] | 里里外外不用愁.你省心又逍遥.. |
[01:07.50] | 这.样的.这.样的.男人...... |
[01:12.56] | 白:老婆大人.我向你保证. |
[01:15.00] | 从今往后.立个规矩. |
[01:17.36] | 家里老婆第一位.孩子第二位. |
[01:20.11] | 如果你再养条小狗我是第四位. |
[01:22.84] | 吃饭要像蚊子.干活要像驴子 |
[01:25.22] | 对待丈人丈母娘.要像亲生儿子 |
[01:27.89] | 只要老婆一发飙我就是 |
[01:29.82] | 我就是.我就是就是就是孙子 |
[01:33.35] | 哦MY GOD.你也太辣手了吧.. |
[01:36.00] | 签字...... |
[01:38.71] | ........... |
[02:08.54] | 听不懂的话.用心去揣摩. |
[02:12.99] | 多多反省多多思考多多地请教. |
[02:18.03] | 欢迎你给我.耐心地指导. |
[02:23.37] | 小毛小病小过小错饶了我就好 |
[02:28.16] | 像我这样的男人.绝对错不了. |
[02:33.24] | 有情有义有魄力.我说到做得到. |
[02:38.27] | 像我这样的男人.把你当个宝. |
[02:43.41] | 里里外外不用愁.你省心又逍遥.. |
[02:48.60] | 像我这样的男人.绝对错不了. |
[02:53.48] | 有情有义有魄力.我说到做得到. |
[02:58.53] | 像我这样的男人.把你当个宝. |
[03:03.66] | 里里外外不用愁.你省心又逍遥.. |
[03:08.76] | 这.样的.这.样的.男人...... |
[03:13.91] | 白:这样的男人. 这样的男人.这样的男人. |
[03:18.21] | 你要不要 .你要不要.你要不要 |
[03:21.17] | 你不要白不要你不要白不要你不要白.不 . |
[03:25.01] | 嘿嘿.要.(讨厌) |
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[00:00.00] | zuo qu : ma bao ping |
[00:00.00] | ge qu : lao gong bao zheng shu |
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[00:27.08] | ting lao po de hua. yi bian jiu ji lao. |
[00:31.99] | luo luo suo suo lao lao dao dao ye shi hao wei dao. |
[00:37.16] | ting cong ni zui gao. zui gao de ling dao. |
[00:42.31] | gong zi shang jiao jia wu quan bao bie xiu wo jiu hao. |
[00:47.20] | xiang wo zhe yang de nan ren. jue dui cuo bu liao. |
[00:52.31] | you qing you yi you po li. wo shuo dao zuo de dao. |
[00:57.30] | xiang wo zhe yang de nan ren. ba ni dang ge bao. |
[01:02.39] | li li wai wai bu yong chou. ni sheng xin you xiao yao.. |
[01:07.50] | zhe. yang de. zhe. yang de. nan ren...... |
[01:12.56] | bai: lao po da ren. wo xiang ni bao zheng. |
[01:15.00] | cong jin wang hou. li ge gui ju. |
[01:17.36] | jia li lao po di yi wei. hai zi di er wei. |
[01:20.11] | ru guo ni zai yang tiao xiao gou wo shi di si wei. |
[01:22.84] | chi fan yao xiang wen zi. gan huo yao xiang lv zi |
[01:25.22] | dui dai zhang ren zhang mu niang. yao xiang qin sheng er zi |
[01:27.89] | zhi yao lao po yi fa biao wo jiu shi |
[01:29.82] | wo jiu shi. wo jiu shi jiu shi jiu shi sun zi |
[01:33.35] | o MY GOD. ni ye tai la shou le ba.. |
[01:36.00] | qian zi...... |
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[02:08.54] | ting bu dong de hua. yong xin qu chuai mo. |
[02:12.99] | duo duo fan xing duo duo si kao duo duo di qing jiao. |
[02:18.03] | huan ying ni gei wo. nai xin di zhi dao. |
[02:23.37] | xiao mao xiao bing xiao guo xiao cuo rao le wo jiu hao |
[02:28.16] | xiang wo zhe yang de nan ren. jue dui cuo bu liao. |
[02:33.24] | you qing you yi you po li. wo shuo dao zuo de dao. |
[02:38.27] | xiang wo zhe yang de nan ren. ba ni dang ge bao. |
[02:43.41] | li li wai wai bu yong chou. ni sheng xin you xiao yao.. |
[02:48.60] | xiang wo zhe yang de nan ren. jue dui cuo bu liao. |
[02:53.48] | you qing you yi you po li. wo shuo dao zuo de dao. |
[02:58.53] | xiang wo zhe yang de nan ren. ba ni dang ge bao. |
[03:03.66] | li li wai wai bu yong chou. ni sheng xin you xiao yao.. |
[03:08.76] | zhe. yang de. zhe. yang de. nan ren...... |
[03:13.91] | bai: zhe yang de nan ren. zhe yang de nan ren. zhe yang de nan ren. |
[03:18.21] | ni yao bu yao . ni yao bu yao. ni yao bu yao |
[03:21.17] | ni bu yao bai bu yao ni bu yao bai bu yao ni bu yao bai. bu . |
[03:25.01] | hei hei. yao. tao yan |
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[00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : mǎ bǎo píng |
[00:00.00] | gē qǔ : lǎo gōng bǎo zhèng shū |
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[00:27.08] | tīng lǎo pó de huà. yī biàn jiù jì láo. |
[00:31.99] | luō luō suo suo lào lào dāo dāo yě shì hǎo wèi dào. |
[00:37.16] | tīng cóng nǐ zuì gāo. zuì gāo de lǐng dǎo. |
[00:42.31] | gōng zī shàng jiǎo jiā wù quán bāo bié xiū wǒ jiù hǎo. |
[00:47.20] | xiàng wǒ zhè yàng de nán rén. jué duì cuò bù liǎo. |
[00:52.31] | yǒu qíng yǒu yì yǒu pò lì. wǒ shuō dào zuò dé dào. |
[00:57.30] | xiàng wǒ zhè yàng de nán rén. bǎ nǐ dāng gè bǎo. |
[01:02.39] | lǐ lǐ wài wài bù yòng chóu. nǐ shěng xīn yòu xiāo yáo.. |
[01:07.50] | zhè. yàng de. zhè. yàng de. nán rén...... |
[01:12.56] | bái: lǎo pó dà rén. wǒ xiàng nǐ bǎo zhèng. |
[01:15.00] | cóng jīn wǎng hòu. lì gè guī jǔ. |
[01:17.36] | jiā lǐ lǎo pó dì yī wèi. hái zi dì èr wèi. |
[01:20.11] | rú guǒ nǐ zài yǎng tiáo xiǎo gǒu wǒ shì dì sì wèi. |
[01:22.84] | chī fàn yào xiàng wén zi. gàn huó yào xiàng lǘ zǐ |
[01:25.22] | duì dài zhàng rén zhàng mǔ niáng. yào xiàng qīn shēng ér zi |
[01:27.89] | zhǐ yào lǎo pó yī fà biāo wǒ jiù shì |
[01:29.82] | wǒ jiù shì. wǒ jiù shì jiù shì jiù shì sūn zi |
[01:33.35] | ó MY GOD. nǐ yě tài là shǒu le ba.. |
[01:36.00] | qiān zì...... |
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[02:08.54] | tīng bù dǒng de huà. yòng xīn qù chuǎi mó. |
[02:12.99] | duō duō fǎn xǐng duō duō sī kǎo duō duō dì qǐng jiào. |
[02:18.03] | huān yíng nǐ gěi wǒ. nài xīn dì zhǐ dǎo. |
[02:23.37] | xiǎo máo xiǎo bìng xiǎo guò xiǎo cuò ráo le wǒ jiù hǎo |
[02:28.16] | xiàng wǒ zhè yàng de nán rén. jué duì cuò bù liǎo. |
[02:33.24] | yǒu qíng yǒu yì yǒu pò lì. wǒ shuō dào zuò dé dào. |
[02:38.27] | xiàng wǒ zhè yàng de nán rén. bǎ nǐ dāng gè bǎo. |
[02:43.41] | lǐ lǐ wài wài bù yòng chóu. nǐ shěng xīn yòu xiāo yáo.. |
[02:48.60] | xiàng wǒ zhè yàng de nán rén. jué duì cuò bù liǎo. |
[02:53.48] | yǒu qíng yǒu yì yǒu pò lì. wǒ shuō dào zuò dé dào. |
[02:58.53] | xiàng wǒ zhè yàng de nán rén. bǎ nǐ dāng gè bǎo. |
[03:03.66] | lǐ lǐ wài wài bù yòng chóu. nǐ shěng xīn yòu xiāo yáo.. |
[03:08.76] | zhè. yàng de. zhè. yàng de. nán rén...... |
[03:13.91] | bái: zhè yàng de nán rén. zhè yàng de nán rén. zhè yàng de nán rén. |
[03:18.21] | nǐ yào bú yào . nǐ yào bú yào. nǐ yào bú yào |
[03:21.17] | nǐ bú yào bái bú yào nǐ bú yào bái bú yào nǐ bú yào bái. bù . |
[03:25.01] | hēi hēi. yào. tǎo yàn |
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