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There was this kid named Syd and he was born |
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Maybe the doctor hit him a little too hard |
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He just seemed to have gotten off to a bad start |
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Never relaxed, never relaxed, never relaxed |
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Big brothers and big sisters 'came lots of attention |
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But Syd was a hyperactive kid |
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He just never seemed able to sit still |
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Never relaxed, never relaxed, never relaxed |
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Never rela-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-axed |
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Never relaxed, never relaxed, never relaxed |
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Unlike the other kids on his block |
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Syd never learned how to walk |
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He just ran around acting nervous |
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Never relaxed, never relaxed, never relaxed |
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He sat in school in detention |
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Drawing funny pictures on the wall |
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Not a moment of peace did Syd ever find |
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Never relaxed, never relaxed, never relaxed |
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Never rela-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-axed |
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Never relaxed, never relaxed, never relaxed |
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Now when Syd discovered masturbation |
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He just couldn't keep a good thing down |
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But it didn't help much his condition |
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Never relaxed, never relaxed, never relaxed |
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Syd signed up for the army |
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'Cause he got tired of working in the pottery |
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And they sent him over to a foreign country |
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Never relaxed, never relaxed, never relaxed |
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Syd met this girl in East Germany |
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And she invited him up to her room for some tea |
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Then she pulled out a gun and took his money |
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Never relaxed, never relaxed, never relaxed |
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She shot Syd through the head |
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And Syd died and went to hell |
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And he burned and he burned and he yelled |
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I never been relaxed, never relaxed, never relaxed |
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Now the Devil said this ain't fair |
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'Cause people who come here have had their share of comfort |
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So he sat Syd in a reclining chair |
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But it was an electric chair |
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Never rela-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-axed |
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Never relaxed, never relaxed, never relaxed |
