| [00:01] | music起~ |
| [00:13] | 现在系特别新闻报告 |
| [00:15] | 欧阳靖好中意讲烂gag |
| [00:17] | 对于呢件事，佢有咁嘅睇法 |
| [00:20] | 从前有只狗，狗前边有只猫 |
| [00:23] | 猫前边有只老鼠，老鼠前边有只曱甴 |
| [00:27] | 咁狗前边有咩呢 |
| [00:30] | 米有只虫咯 |
| [00:32] | 从前有只狗嘛 |
| [00:35] | 我好中意食铲（橙），哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [00:38] | 特别新闻报告完毕 |
| [00:40] | music起~ |
| [00:01] | music qi |
| [00:13] | xian zai xi te bie xin wen bao gao |
| [00:15] | ou yang jing hao zhong yi jiang lan gag |
| [00:17] | dui yu ne jian shi, qu you han kai di fa |
| [00:20] | cong qian you zhi gou, gou qian bian you zhi mao |
| [00:23] | mao qian bian you zhi lao shu, lao shu qian bian you zhi yue zha |
| [00:27] | han gou qian bian you mie ne |
| [00:30] | mi you zhi chong ge |
| [00:32] | cong qian you zhi gou ma |
| [00:35] | wo hao zhong yi shi chan cheng, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [00:38] | te bie xin wen bao gao wan bi |
| [00:40] | music qi |
| [00:01] | music qǐ |
| [00:13] | xiàn zài xì tè bié xīn wén bào gào |
| [00:15] | ōu yáng jìng hǎo zhòng yì jiǎng làn gag |
| [00:17] | duì yú ne jiàn shì, qú yǒu hán kǎi dì fǎ |
| [00:20] | cóng qián yǒu zhǐ gǒu, gǒu qián biān yǒu zhǐ māo |
| [00:23] | māo qián biān yǒu zhǐ lǎo shǔ, lǎo shǔ qián biān yǒu zhǐ yuē zhá |
| [00:27] | hán gǒu qián biān yǒu miē ne |
| [00:30] | mǐ yǒu zhǐ chóng gē |
| [00:32] | cóng qián yǒu zhǐ gǒu ma |
| [00:35] | wǒ hǎo zhòng yì shí chǎn chéng, hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [00:38] | tè bié xīn wén bào gào wán bì |
| [00:40] | music qǐ |
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