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Well I'm finally gettin' used to the water the way the tarantulas bite |
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Those Federales didn't believe I only came here to watch the bulls fight |
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Tell my mother I need a good lawyer tell my father I'm getting a tan |
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My sleepy siesta down south of the border is taking more time than I planned |
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Oh Juanity somebody betrayed me they've given me ten years to life |
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Juanita I need you to save me I promise I'll make you my wife |
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I got a big house in Milwaukee with a color TV and a pool |
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A Naugahyde bar and a Cadillac car Juanita they're waiting for you |
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Tie the burro up down in the courtyard to keep the guard busy tonight |
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When you bring my dinner make sure the tortilla is filled with a gun or a knife |
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Juanity somebody betrayed me... |
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Juanita you'll love Wisconsin Wisconsin is gonna love you |
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Yes all of Milwaukee speaks Spanish |
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Of course you're gonna wear American shoes |
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Lake Michigan tastes like tequila frijoles why they grow there on trees |
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You can say adios to the pigs and the goats if you'll just do this one thing for me |
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But Juanity somebody betrayed me... |
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Juanita I swear it was all a mistake |
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You see I was drowning out there in the ocean and I saw this bale coming by |
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Man so I grabbed it and I climbed up on top of it |
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And I found this stick and I rowed myself into shore |
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And when I got there the Border Patrol was waiting for me |
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At the I didn't know what it was |
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I promise you if you'll just marry me so I can become a citizen of Mexico |
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I'll take you to Milwaukee you can meet all my friends |
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They got these big shiny motorcycles |
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And you can ride on the back of 'em with 'em really Juanita would I lie to you |
