| [00:10.00] | 银角大王："我叫你一声，你敢答应吗？" |
| [00:12.00] | 孙悟空："嗯？"银角大王："答应吗？！" |
| [00:13.00] | 孙悟空："嗯？"银角大王："答应吗？！"孙悟空："嗯嗯？" |
| [00:14.00] | 孙悟空："哎呀，谁怕谁呀，嗯嗯？哈哈哈哈！嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯？嘿嘿嘿~" |
| [00:21.00] | 孙悟空："咋地咋地蒙了吧？哼哼嘿嘿！蒙了吧？哼哼嘿嘿！" |
| [00:25.00] | 孙悟空："你看你看我这个是咋买咋买的？" |
| [00:27.00] | 银角大王："你那你那葫芦从哪儿来的？" |
| [00:28.30] | 孙悟空："哼哼嘿嘿！你那破玩意儿是从哪儿从哪儿来滴？" |
| [00:31.30] | 银角大王："我这个葫芦，是在是在太上老君藤上摘~下来的。" |
| [00:36.00] | 孙悟空："哎呀呀呀呀别装别装了，吹牛逼了逼了逼了~" |
| [00:39.00] | 孙悟空："我这个葫芦娃送滴，葫芦娃送滴。" |
| [00:42.20] | 银角大王："我不信！" |
| [00:43.00] | 孙悟空："送滴，送滴，诶嘿嘿~" |
| [00:45.00] | 银角大王："我不信！"孙悟空："你不信？" |
| [00:46.00] | 银角大王："我不信！"孙悟空："你不信？" |
| [00:47.80] | 孙悟空："葫芦娃说了，我这个是公滴，你那个是母滴，母滴母滴，母滴~" |
| [00:52.00] | 孙悟空："你那个都怀孕了，怀孕怀孕了，见着我这个，不好使不好使不好使~" |
| [00:57.00] | 银角大王："先不管雌雄，我叫你一声，你敢答应吗？！" |
| [01:00.00] | 孙悟空："来呗来呗，谁怕谁呀，哎呀哼，哼，哎呀哼，哼~嗯，谁怕谁呀，哎呀哼，哼~嗯" |
| [01:08.00] | 银角大王："行者，行者，行者行者孙~！" |
| [01:11.11] | 孙悟空："哼哼，干鸡毛？" |
| [01:14.00] | 银角大王："行者孙！？" |
| [01:16.80] | 孙悟空："干鸡毛啊？嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿~干鸡毛？" |
| [01:20.00] | 银角大王："孙，孙，孙行者？" |
| [01:22.00] | 孙悟空："干，干，干**毛？" |
| [01:25.00] | 银角大王："孙，孙，孙行者？" |
| [01:27.70] | 孙悟空："干，干，干**毛？" |
| [01:30.00] | 孙悟空："不好使了吧？我就说你那破玩意儿不灵~哎呀你再叫一遍？" |
| [01:35.00] | 银角大王："行，行，行者孙？！" |
| [01:38.00] | 孙悟空："干，干，干**毛？" |
| [01:40.00] | 孙悟空："恩，你再叫？叫？" |
| [01:42.00] | 银角大王："行，行，行者孙！" |
| [01:44.00] | 孙悟空："干哈？嗯？干哈？干哈呀！？诶嘿嘿，哎呀你看我这把，大~傻~比~" |
| [01:51.00] | 银角大王："啊？" |
| [01:54.00] | 孙悟空："大傻比~" |
| [00:10.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" wo jiao ni yi sheng, ni gan da ying ma?" |
| [00:12.00] | sun wu kong:" ?" yin jiao dai wang:" da ying ma?!" |
| [00:13.00] | sun wu kong:" ?" yin jiao dai wang:" da ying ma?!" sun wu kong:" ?" |
| [00:14.00] | sun wu kong:" ai ya, shui pa shui ya, ? ha ha ha ha! ? hei hei hei" |
| [00:21.00] | sun wu kong:" za di za di meng le ba? heng heng hei hei! meng le ba? heng heng hei hei!" |
| [00:25.00] | sun wu kong:" ni kan ni kan wo zhe ge shi za mai za mai de?" |
| [00:27.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" ni na ni na hu lu cong na er lai de?" |
| [00:28.30] | sun wu kong:" heng heng hei hei! ni na po wan yi er shi cong na er cong na er lai di?" |
| [00:31.30] | yin jiao dai wang:" wo zhe ge hu lu, shi zai shi zai tai shang lao jun teng shang zhai xia lai de." |
| [00:36.00] | sun wu kong:" ai ya ya ya ya bie zhuang bie zhuang le, chui niu bi le bi le bi le" |
| [00:39.00] | sun wu kong:" wo zhe ge hu lu wa song di, hu lu wa song di." |
| [00:42.20] | yin jiao dai wang:" wo bu xin!" |
| [00:43.00] | sun wu kong:" song di, song di, ei hei hei" |
| [00:45.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" wo bu xin!" sun wu kong:" ni bu xin?" |
| [00:46.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" wo bu xin!" sun wu kong:" ni bu xin?" |
| [00:47.80] | sun wu kong:" hu lu wa shuo le, wo zhe ge shi gong di, ni na ge shi mu di, mu di mu di, mu di" |
| [00:52.00] | sun wu kong:" ni na ge dou huai yun le, huai yun huai yun le, jian zhe wo zhe ge, bu hao shi bu hao shi bu hao shi" |
| [00:57.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" xian bu guan ci xiong, wo jiao ni yi sheng, ni gan da ying ma?!" |
| [01:00.00] | sun wu kong:" lai bei lai bei, shui pa shui ya, ai ya heng, heng, ai ya heng, heng , shui pa shui ya, ai ya heng, heng " |
| [01:08.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" xing zhe, xing zhe, xing zhe xing zhe sun!" |
| [01:11.11] | sun wu kong:" heng heng, gan ji mao?" |
| [01:14.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" xing zhe sun!?" |
| [01:16.80] | sun wu kong:" gan ji mao a? hei hei hei hei hei gan ji mao?" |
| [01:20.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" sun, sun, sun xing zhe?" |
| [01:22.00] | sun wu kong:" gan, gan, gan mao?" |
| [01:25.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" sun, sun, sun xing zhe?" |
| [01:27.70] | sun wu kong:" gan, gan, gan mao?" |
| [01:30.00] | sun wu kong:" bu hao shi le ba? wo jiu shuo ni na po wan yi er bu ling ai ya ni zai jiao yi bian?" |
| [01:35.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" xing, xing, xing zhe sun?!" |
| [01:38.00] | sun wu kong:" gan, gan, gan mao?" |
| [01:40.00] | sun wu kong:" en, ni zai jiao? jiao?" |
| [01:42.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" xing, xing, xing zhe sun!" |
| [01:44.00] | sun wu kong:" gan ha? ? gan ha? gan ha ya!? ei hei hei, ai ya ni kan wo zhe ba, da sha bi" |
| [01:51.00] | yin jiao dai wang:" a?" |
| [01:54.00] | sun wu kong:" da sha bi" |
| [00:10.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" wǒ jiào nǐ yī shēng, nǐ gǎn dā yìng ma?" |
| [00:12.00] | sūn wù kōng:" ?" yín jiǎo dài wáng:" dā yìng ma?!" |
| [00:13.00] | sūn wù kōng:" ?" yín jiǎo dài wáng:" dā yìng ma?!" sūn wù kōng:" ?" |
| [00:14.00] | sūn wù kōng:" āi yā, shuí pà shuí ya, ? hā hā hā hā! ? hēi hēi hēi" |
| [00:21.00] | sūn wù kōng:" zǎ dì zǎ dì méng le ba? hēng hēng hēi hēi! méng le ba? hēng hēng hēi hēi!" |
| [00:25.00] | sūn wù kōng:" nǐ kàn nǐ kàn wǒ zhè gè shì zǎ mǎi zǎ mǎi de?" |
| [00:27.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" nǐ nà nǐ nà hú lú cóng nǎ ér lái de?" |
| [00:28.30] | sūn wù kōng:" hēng hēng hēi hēi! nǐ nà pò wán yì ér shì cóng nǎ ér cóng nǎ ér lái dī?" |
| [00:31.30] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" wǒ zhè gè hú lú, shì zài shì zài tài shàng lǎo jūn téng shàng zhāi xià lái de." |
| [00:36.00] | sūn wù kōng:" āi yā yā yā ya bié zhuāng bié zhuāng le, chuī niú bī le bī le bī le" |
| [00:39.00] | sūn wù kōng:" wǒ zhè gè hú lú wá sòng dī, hú lú wá sòng dī." |
| [00:42.20] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" wǒ bù xìn!" |
| [00:43.00] | sūn wù kōng:" sòng dī, sòng dī, éi hēi hēi" |
| [00:45.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" wǒ bù xìn!" sūn wù kōng:" nǐ bù xìn?" |
| [00:46.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" wǒ bù xìn!" sūn wù kōng:" nǐ bù xìn?" |
| [00:47.80] | sūn wù kōng:" hú lú wá shuō le, wǒ zhè gè shì gōng dī, nǐ nà gè shì mǔ dī, mǔ dī mǔ dī, mǔ dī" |
| [00:52.00] | sūn wù kōng:" nǐ nà gè dōu huái yùn le, huái yùn huái yùn le, jiàn zhe wǒ zhè gè, bù hǎo shǐ bù hǎo shǐ bù hǎo shǐ" |
| [00:57.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" xiān bù guǎn cí xióng, wǒ jiào nǐ yī shēng, nǐ gǎn dā yìng ma?!" |
| [01:00.00] | sūn wù kōng:" lái bei lái bei, shuí pà shuí ya, āi yā hēng, hēng, āi yā hēng, hēng , shuí pà shuí ya, āi yā hēng, hēng " |
| [01:08.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" xíng zhě, xíng zhě, xíng zhě xíng zhě sūn!" |
| [01:11.11] | sūn wù kōng:" hēng hēng, gàn jī máo?" |
| [01:14.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" xíng zhě sūn!?" |
| [01:16.80] | sūn wù kōng:" gàn jī máo a? hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi gàn jī máo?" |
| [01:20.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" sūn, sūn, sūn xíng zhě?" |
| [01:22.00] | sūn wù kōng:" gàn, gàn, gàn máo?" |
| [01:25.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" sūn, sūn, sūn xíng zhě?" |
| [01:27.70] | sūn wù kōng:" gàn, gàn, gàn máo?" |
| [01:30.00] | sūn wù kōng:" bù hǎo shǐ le ba? wǒ jiù shuō nǐ nà pò wán yì ér bù líng āi yā nǐ zài jiào yī biàn?" |
| [01:35.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" xíng, xíng, xíng zhě sūn?!" |
| [01:38.00] | sūn wù kōng:" gàn, gàn, gàn máo?" |
| [01:40.00] | sūn wù kōng:" ēn, nǐ zài jiào? jiào?" |
| [01:42.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" xíng, xíng, xíng zhě sūn!" |
| [01:44.00] | sūn wù kōng:" gàn hā? ? gàn hā? gàn hā yā!? éi hēi hēi, āi yā nǐ kàn wǒ zhè bǎ, dà shǎ bǐ" |
| [01:51.00] | yín jiǎo dài wáng:" a?" |
| [01:54.00] | sūn wù kōng:" dà shǎ bǐ" |
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