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Another bride Another June |
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Another sunny honey moon |
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another season, another reason |
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for makin' whoopie |
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Alot of shoes, alot of rice |
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the groom is nervous. he answers twice |
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its so Killin that he's so willin' |
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To make whoopee |
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Picture a little love nest |
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down where the roses cling |
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picture the same sweet love nest |
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Think what a year can bring |
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He's washing dishes and baby cloths |
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He's so ambitious he even sows |
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but don't forget folks thats what you get folks |
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for makein whoopee |
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Another year or maybe less |
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what's this I hear? Well you can't you guess |
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She feels neglected and he's suspected |
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of makin' whoopee |
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She sits alone most every night |
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He doesn't phone her he doesn't write |
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he says he's busy but she say's "is he?" |
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He's makin' whoopee |
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He doesn't make much money |
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only five thousand per |
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some judge who thinks he's funny |
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says you'll pay six to her |
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he says now judge suppose i fail |
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the judge says budge right into jail |
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you better keep her i think it's cheeper |
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then makeing whoopee |
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you better keep her |
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I know it's cheaper than makin' whoopee |