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jí shǐ zhǐ yǒu yì tiān |
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wǒ huì zài zǎo shàng cóng chuáng shàng gǔn xià lái |
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sī kǎo wǒ shēn shàng fā shēng le shà |
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oh no! bié gēn wǒ shuō zhè shì zhēn de |
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shì de wǒ rèn wéi zhè shì zhēn de |
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yǒu gè shà dōng xī bú jiàn le |
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wǒ de XX qù nǎ la!!! |
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rú guǒ wǒ biàn chéng le nǚ shēng |
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wǒ huì kàn qǐ lái huán xiàng gè nán de ma |
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bù lǎo niáng bú huì qù bù huà zhuāng |
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dàn shì lǎo niáng kě néng huì shì shì xiōng zhào shì gè shà zī wèi |
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rú guǒ wǒ biàn chéng le nǚ shēng |
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wǒ kě yǐ gēn nán shēng men zài yì qǐ luàn gǎo |
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bù bú shì nǐ xiǎng de nà yàng |
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wǒ de yì sī shì wǒ men yì qǐ gòng jìn wǎn cān de shí hòu |
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wǒ huì què bǎo ràng nán shēng men lái mǎi dān |
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lǎo niáng huì yǐn yòu tā men |
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ràng tā men chǒu chǒu lǎo niáng de měi |
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hēi ZACH lái kàn kàn zhè gè |
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é OMG dǎi dào nǐ le |
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nǐ jué bī xǐ huān nán de |
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rú guǒ wǒ biàn chéng le nǚ shēng |
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wǒ huì yōng yǒu xiū cháng yuán rùn de dà tuǐ |
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lǎo niáng jù jué xià chú fáng |
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dàn shì lǎo niáng yòng wēi bō lú kě shì yǒu yī shǒu |
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qiān wàn bú yào shēng qì rú guǒ wǒ de yì sī shì |
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lún jiā duì zhè fú shēn tǐ hái bù shú xī zhè yí gè yuè yī cì de shì lún jiā hái méi jīng lì guò ne |
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wǒ què shí bù zhī dào |
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wǒ shì fǒu xiǎng biàn huí lái |
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yīn wèi lún jiā xǐ huān zì jǐ de xīn fà xíng nán shēng men yě dōu ài wǒ de |
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liǎn shà!!! |
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wǒ bù rèn wéi wǒ néng gòu lǐ jiě |
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zuò wéi yí gè nǚ shēng shì shén me gǎn jué |
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lǎo tiān yé a bǎ wǒ biàn huí nán de ba |
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