大话西游之大肠精

大话西游之大肠精 歌词

歌曲 大话西游之大肠精
歌手 吾酷
专辑 我赚钱了
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[00:00.83] 世界上最遥远的距离
[00:03.04] 并不是现在你就在我耳边我却不知道你是谁
[00:08.00] 而是接通后明明知道叫不上你的名字
[00:11.99] 却还要在寒暄中假装熟悉
[00:14.78] 诶诶,我来说两句啊
[00:16.05] 你不接人家电话怎么知道人家是谁呢
[00:17.70] 你不会接通以后大大方方问人家是谁啊
[00:19.68] 你自己在这嘟嘟囔囔又痞又囊又怎么知道人家到底是谁呢
[00:22.68] 再说你不问不知道一问又不一定会吓一跳
[00:24.82] 但是人家会不会因为你问人家是谁而吓一跳或者伤了自尊
[00:27.88] 我就不能保证了
[00:28.90] 所以打一开始我就很反对你要接不接犹豫不前
[00:31.70] 接了电话怕费钱前怕狼后怕虎发个短信两头堵
[00:34.94] 你是光你是电你是唯一的神话
[00:37.27] 嘻唰唰嘻唰唰
[00:38.52] 哎呀给我打拍子
[00:40.08] 我最恨说话的时候别人给我打拍子
[00:42.91] 我是一个很有节奏感的人
[00:45.19] 而且我说话是很有节奏感
[00:46.52] 多一个字的废话都没有
[00:47.80] 你看我说这么半天了有一句是废话吗 啊
[00:00.83] shi jie shang zui yao yuan de ju li
[00:03.04] bing bu shi xian zai ni jiu zai wo er bian wo que bu zhi dao ni shi shui
[00:08.00] er shi jie tong hou ming ming zhi dao jiao bu shang ni de ming zi
[00:11.99] que hai yao zai han xuan zhong jia zhuang shu xi
[00:14.78] ei ei, wo lai shuo liang ju a
[00:16.05] ni bu jie ren jia dian hua zen me zhi dao ren jia shi shui ne
[00:17.70] ni bu hui jie tong yi hou da da fang fang wen ren jia shi shui a
[00:19.68] ni zi ji zai zhe du du nang nang you pi you nang you zen me zhi dao ren jia dao di shi shui ne
[00:22.68] zai shuo ni bu wen bu zhi dao yi wen you bu yi ding hui xia yi tiao
[00:24.82] dan shi ren jia hui bu hui yin wei ni wen ren jia shi shui er xia yi tiao huo zhe shang le zi zun
[00:27.88] wo jiu bu neng bao zheng le
[00:28.90] suo yi da yi kai shi wo jiu hen fan dui ni yao jie bu jie you yu bu qian
[00:31.70] jie le dian hua pa fei qian qian pa lang hou pa hu fa ge duan xin liang tou du
[00:34.94] ni shi guang ni shi dian ni shi wei yi de shen hua
[00:37.27] xi shua shua xi shua shua
[00:38.52] ai ya gei wo da pai zi
[00:40.08] wo zui hen shuo hua de shi hou bie ren gei wo da pai zi
[00:42.91] wo shi yi ge hen you jie zou gan de ren
[00:45.19] er qie wo shuo hua shi hen you jie zou gan
[00:46.52] duo yi ge zi de fei hua dou mei you
[00:47.80] ni kan wo shuo zhe me ban tian le you yi ju shi fei hua ma a
[00:00.83] shì jiè shang zuì yáo yuǎn de jù lí
[00:03.04] bìng bú shì xiàn zài nǐ jiù zài wǒ ěr biān wǒ què bù zhī dào nǐ shì shuí
[00:08.00] ér shì jiē tōng hòu míng míng zhī dào jiào bù shàng nǐ de míng zì
[00:11.99] què hái yào zài hán xuān zhōng jiǎ zhuāng shú xī
[00:14.78] éi éi, wǒ lái shuō liǎng jù a
[00:16.05] nǐ bù jiē rén jiā diàn huà zěn me zhī dào rén jiā shì shuí ne
[00:17.70] nǐ bú huì jiē tōng yǐ hòu dà dà fāng fāng wèn rén jiā shì shuí a
[00:19.68] nǐ zì jǐ zài zhè dū dū nāng nāng yòu pǐ yòu náng yòu zěn me zhī dào rén jiā dào dǐ shì shuí ne
[00:22.68] zài shuō nǐ bù wèn bù zhī dào yī wèn yòu bù yí dìng huì xià yī tiào
[00:24.82] dàn shì rén jiā huì bú huì yīn wèi nǐ wèn rén jiā shì shuí ér xià yī tiào huò zhě shāng le zì zūn
[00:27.88] wǒ jiù bù néng bǎo zhèng le
[00:28.90] suǒ yǐ dǎ yī kāi shǐ wǒ jiù hěn fǎn duì nǐ yào jiē bù jiē yóu yù bù qián
[00:31.70] jiē le diàn huà pà fèi qián qián pà láng hòu pà hǔ fā gè duǎn xìn liǎng tóu dǔ
[00:34.94] nǐ shì guāng nǐ shì diàn nǐ shì wéi yī de shén huà
[00:37.27] xī shuā shuā xī shuā shuā
[00:38.52] āi yā gěi wǒ dǎ pāi zi
[00:40.08] wǒ zuì hèn shuō huà de shí hòu bié rén gěi wǒ dǎ pāi zi
[00:42.91] wǒ shì yí gè hěn yǒu jié zòu gǎn de rén
[00:45.19] ér qiě wǒ shuō huà shì hěn yǒu jié zòu gǎn
[00:46.52] duō yí gè zì de fèi huà dōu méi yǒu
[00:47.80] nǐ kàn wǒ shuō zhè me bàn tiān le yǒu yī jù shì fèi huà ma a
大话西游之大肠精 歌词
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