| [00:00.83] | 世界上最遥远的距离 |
| [00:03.04] | 并不是现在你就在我耳边我却不知道你是谁 |
| [00:08.00] | 而是接通后明明知道叫不上你的名字 |
| [00:11.99] | 却还要在寒暄中假装熟悉 |
| [00:14.78] | 诶诶，我来说两句啊 |
| [00:16.05] | 你不接人家电话怎么知道人家是谁呢 |
| [00:17.70] | 你不会接通以后大大方方问人家是谁啊 |
| [00:19.68] | 你自己在这嘟嘟囔囔又痞又囊又怎么知道人家到底是谁呢 |
| [00:22.68] | 再说你不问不知道一问又不一定会吓一跳 |
| [00:24.82] | 但是人家会不会因为你问人家是谁而吓一跳或者伤了自尊 |
| [00:27.88] | 我就不能保证了 |
| [00:28.90] | 所以打一开始我就很反对你要接不接犹豫不前 |
| [00:31.70] | 接了电话怕费钱前怕狼后怕虎发个短信两头堵 |
| [00:34.94] | 你是光你是电你是唯一的神话 |
| [00:37.27] | 嘻唰唰嘻唰唰 |
| [00:38.52] | 哎呀给我打拍子 |
| [00:40.08] | 我最恨说话的时候别人给我打拍子 |
| [00:42.91] | 我是一个很有节奏感的人 |
| [00:45.19] | 而且我说话是很有节奏感 |
| [00:46.52] | 多一个字的废话都没有 |
| [00:47.80] | 你看我说这么半天了有一句是废话吗 啊 |
| [00:00.83] | shi jie shang zui yao yuan de ju li |
| [00:03.04] | bing bu shi xian zai ni jiu zai wo er bian wo que bu zhi dao ni shi shui |
| [00:08.00] | er shi jie tong hou ming ming zhi dao jiao bu shang ni de ming zi |
| [00:11.99] | que hai yao zai han xuan zhong jia zhuang shu xi |
| [00:14.78] | ei ei, wo lai shuo liang ju a |
| [00:16.05] | ni bu jie ren jia dian hua zen me zhi dao ren jia shi shui ne |
| [00:17.70] | ni bu hui jie tong yi hou da da fang fang wen ren jia shi shui a |
| [00:19.68] | ni zi ji zai zhe du du nang nang you pi you nang you zen me zhi dao ren jia dao di shi shui ne |
| [00:22.68] | zai shuo ni bu wen bu zhi dao yi wen you bu yi ding hui xia yi tiao |
| [00:24.82] | dan shi ren jia hui bu hui yin wei ni wen ren jia shi shui er xia yi tiao huo zhe shang le zi zun |
| [00:27.88] | wo jiu bu neng bao zheng le |
| [00:28.90] | suo yi da yi kai shi wo jiu hen fan dui ni yao jie bu jie you yu bu qian |
| [00:31.70] | jie le dian hua pa fei qian qian pa lang hou pa hu fa ge duan xin liang tou du |
| [00:34.94] | ni shi guang ni shi dian ni shi wei yi de shen hua |
| [00:37.27] | xi shua shua xi shua shua |
| [00:38.52] | ai ya gei wo da pai zi |
| [00:40.08] | wo zui hen shuo hua de shi hou bie ren gei wo da pai zi |
| [00:42.91] | wo shi yi ge hen you jie zou gan de ren |
| [00:45.19] | er qie wo shuo hua shi hen you jie zou gan |
| [00:46.52] | duo yi ge zi de fei hua dou mei you |
| [00:47.80] | ni kan wo shuo zhe me ban tian le you yi ju shi fei hua ma a |
| [00:00.83] | shì jiè shang zuì yáo yuǎn de jù lí |
| [00:03.04] | bìng bú shì xiàn zài nǐ jiù zài wǒ ěr biān wǒ què bù zhī dào nǐ shì shuí |
| [00:08.00] | ér shì jiē tōng hòu míng míng zhī dào jiào bù shàng nǐ de míng zì |
| [00:11.99] | què hái yào zài hán xuān zhōng jiǎ zhuāng shú xī |
| [00:14.78] | éi éi, wǒ lái shuō liǎng jù a |
| [00:16.05] | nǐ bù jiē rén jiā diàn huà zěn me zhī dào rén jiā shì shuí ne |
| [00:17.70] | nǐ bú huì jiē tōng yǐ hòu dà dà fāng fāng wèn rén jiā shì shuí a |
| [00:19.68] | nǐ zì jǐ zài zhè dū dū nāng nāng yòu pǐ yòu náng yòu zěn me zhī dào rén jiā dào dǐ shì shuí ne |
| [00:22.68] | zài shuō nǐ bù wèn bù zhī dào yī wèn yòu bù yí dìng huì xià yī tiào |
| [00:24.82] | dàn shì rén jiā huì bú huì yīn wèi nǐ wèn rén jiā shì shuí ér xià yī tiào huò zhě shāng le zì zūn |
| [00:27.88] | wǒ jiù bù néng bǎo zhèng le |
| [00:28.90] | suǒ yǐ dǎ yī kāi shǐ wǒ jiù hěn fǎn duì nǐ yào jiē bù jiē yóu yù bù qián |
| [00:31.70] | jiē le diàn huà pà fèi qián qián pà láng hòu pà hǔ fā gè duǎn xìn liǎng tóu dǔ |
| [00:34.94] | nǐ shì guāng nǐ shì diàn nǐ shì wéi yī de shén huà |
| [00:37.27] | xī shuā shuā xī shuā shuā |
| [00:38.52] | āi yā gěi wǒ dǎ pāi zi |
| [00:40.08] | wǒ zuì hèn shuō huà de shí hòu bié rén gěi wǒ dǎ pāi zi |
| [00:42.91] | wǒ shì yí gè hěn yǒu jié zòu gǎn de rén |
| [00:45.19] | ér qiě wǒ shuō huà shì hěn yǒu jié zòu gǎn |
| [00:46.52] | duō yí gè zì de fèi huà dōu méi yǒu |
| [00:47.80] | nǐ kàn wǒ shuō zhè me bàn tiān le yǒu yī jù shì fèi huà ma a |
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