| [00:00.75] | 哈喽，唐三藏 |
| [00:02.88] | 喂，其实我叫度海江 |
| [00:06.45] | 度就是进度的度 |
| [00:07.91] | 海就是大海的大 |
| [00:09.23] | 江就是江河的河 |
| [00:10.76] | 所以我叫进大河 |
| [00:12.55] | 咦，快拉倒吧你丫 |
| [00:15.17] | 三藏哥呀 |
| [00:16.34] | 是我，铁扇扇 |
| [00:19.06] | 原来是牛夫人 |
| [00:21.27] | 你叫我啥呢 |
| [00:22.19] | 叫我啥呢啊你 |
| [00:23.81] | 贫僧现在不巧正摁着免提呢 |
| [00:27.21] | 所以有的事情咱们就免提 |
| [00:31.01] | 总有你的 |
| [00:31.71] | 早先前和人相好的时候 |
| [00:33.92] | 管人叫小甜甜 |
| [00:36.29] | 小甜甜，甜甜就是布兰妮 |
| [00:41.74] | 看来不拦着你还不行了 |
| [00:44.90] | 你诚心打岔是吧 |
| [00:46.28] | 行，你知道人家有多想你了吗 |
| [00:00.75] | ha lou, tang san zang |
| [00:02.88] | wei, qi shi wo jiao du hai jiang |
| [00:06.45] | du jiu shi jin du de du |
| [00:07.91] | hai jiu shi da hai de da |
| [00:09.23] | jiang jiu shi jiang he de he |
| [00:10.76] | suo yi wo jiao jin da he |
| [00:12.55] | yi, kuai la dao ba ni ya |
| [00:15.17] | san zang ge ya |
| [00:16.34] | shi wo, tie shan shan |
| [00:19.06] | yuan lai shi niu fu ren |
| [00:21.27] | ni jiao wo sha ne |
| [00:22.19] | jiao wo sha ne a ni |
| [00:23.81] | pin seng xian zai bu qiao zheng en zhe mian ti ne |
| [00:27.21] | suo yi you de shi qing zan men jiu mian ti |
| [00:31.01] | zong you ni de |
| [00:31.71] | zao xian qian he ren xiang hao de shi hou |
| [00:33.92] | guan ren jiao xiao tian tian |
| [00:36.29] | xiao tian tian, tian tian jiu shi bu lan ni |
| [00:41.74] | kan lai bu lan zhe ni hai bu xing le |
| [00:44.90] | ni cheng xin da cha shi ba |
| [00:46.28] | xing, ni zhi dao ren jia you duo xiang ni le ma |
| [00:00.75] | hā lóu, táng sān zàng |
| [00:02.88] | wèi, qí shí wǒ jiào dù hǎi jiāng |
| [00:06.45] | dù jiù shì jìn dù de dù |
| [00:07.91] | hǎi jiù shì dà hǎi de dà |
| [00:09.23] | jiāng jiù shì jiāng hé de hé |
| [00:10.76] | suǒ yǐ wǒ jiào jìn dà hé |
| [00:12.55] | yí, kuài lā dǎo ba nǐ yā |
| [00:15.17] | sān zàng gē ya |
| [00:16.34] | shì wǒ, tiě shàn shàn |
| [00:19.06] | yuán lái shì niú fū rén |
| [00:21.27] | nǐ jiào wǒ shà ne |
| [00:22.19] | jiào wǒ shà ne a nǐ |
| [00:23.81] | pín sēng xiàn zài bù qiǎo zhèng èn zhe miǎn tí ne |
| [00:27.21] | suǒ yǐ yǒu de shì qíng zán men jiù miǎn tí |
| [00:31.01] | zǒng yǒu nǐ de |
| [00:31.71] | zǎo xiān qián hé rén xiāng hǎo de shí hòu |
| [00:33.92] | guǎn rén jiào xiǎo tián tián |
| [00:36.29] | xiǎo tián tián, tián tián jiù shì bù lán nī |
| [00:41.74] | kàn lái bù lán zhe nǐ hái bù xíng le |
| [00:44.90] | nǐ chéng xīn dǎ chà shì ba |
| [00:46.28] | xíng, nǐ zhī dào rén jiā yǒu duō xiǎng nǐ le ma |
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