歌曲 | Kids |
歌手 | Eminem |
专辑 | Raw & Uncut |
[00:01.98] | Okay children quiet down, quiet down |
[00:05.12] | Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day |
[00:09.53] | His name is Mr. Shady |
[00:11.87] | Children quiet down please |
[00:14.36] | Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!)Brian |
[00:15.54] | Mr. Shady will be your new substituteShady |
[00:20.39] | Good luck Mr. ShadyShady |
[00:22.25] | Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK YOU!) |
[00:23.70] | Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels |
[00:26.48] | But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?) |
[00:28.64] | Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom |
[00:32.03] | and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot |
[00:33.87] | but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot |
[00:37.50] | And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spotBob |
[00:39.49] | and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock |
[00:42.14] | when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog |
[00:45.28] | Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!) |
[00:47.59] | And even if they escaped and they got the cops |
[00:50.16] | the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge |
[00:53.11] | 'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job |
[00:55.22] | when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk |
[00:58.22] | But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off |
[01:00.78] | But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker |
[01:03.23] | Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka |
[01:05.70] | You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr." |
[01:08.72] | He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her |
[01:11.29] | and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her |
[01:13.96] | But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander |
[01:16.65] | they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner |
[01:19.20] | And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana, |
[01:21.69] | and what it might do to you |
[01:23.46] | So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you |
[01:25.44] | See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon) |
[01:27.41] | and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man) |
[01:30.34] | and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right) |
[01:32.59] | She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will) |
[01:35.10] | So kids say no to drugs (that's right) |
[01:38.13] | So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh) |
[01:40.62] | Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along) |
[01:43.17] | Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay? |
[01:45.92] | My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? |
[01:48.66] | FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?) |
[01:51.42] | Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels? |
[01:54.67] | Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world |
[01:56.37] | If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it |
[01:58.72] | Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid |
[02:01.68] | and spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back |
[02:04.18] | So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back |
[02:06.53] | Meet Zach, twenty-one years old |
[02:09.07] | After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold |
[02:12.03] | and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys |
[02:14.62] | and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it |
[02:17.65] | Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive |
[02:20.89] | and his eyes roll back in his skull {blblblblblb} |
[02:22.65] | His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches |
[02:25.60] | He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {BLEH}他在Donald的地毯上, |
[02:27.39] | And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him |
[02:30.18] | "Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!" |
[02:32.62] | cause they took it too, so they think it's funny |
[02:35.36] | So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money |
[02:38.03] | Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over |
[02:40.30] | and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga |
[02:43.56] | And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac |
[02:45.85] | So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you |
[02:49.57] | See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon) |
[02:51.79] | and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man) |
[02:53.91] | and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right) |
[02:56.20] | She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will) |
[02:59.08] | So kids say no to drugs (that's right) |
[03:01.93] | So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh) |
[03:04.53] | Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along) |
[03:07.56] | Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay? |
[03:09.61] | And last but not least, one of the most humungous |
[03:13.19] | problems among young people today, is fungus |
[03:15.43] | It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, |
[03:17.90] | bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it |
[03:20.57] | Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff |
[03:23.15] | And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em.. |
[03:26.47] | And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?) |
[03:28.79] | Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair |
[03:31.11] | (Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire(Mr. Shady |
[03:33.70] | Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?) |
[03:37.02] | And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms |
[03:39.68] | Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? |
[03:42.05] | I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?) |
[03:45.97] | cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!) |
[03:47.95] | See drugs are bad, it's a common fact |
[03:49.45] | But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!) |
[03:52.50] | But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D. |
[03:55.11] | They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee |
[03:57.65] | and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault |
[04:00.39] | So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't, |
[04:02.53] | cause I'm bad for you |
[04:04.10] | See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon) |
[04:06.23] | and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man) |
[04:08.86] | and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right) |
[04:11.14] | She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will) |
[04:14.14] | So kids say no to drugs (that's right) |
[04:16.86] | So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh) |
[04:19.82] | Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along) |
[04:22.17] | Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay? |
[04:25.40] | Come on children, clap along (SHUT UP!) |
[04:27.31] | Sing along children (Suck my motherfuckin dick!) |
[04:29.64] | Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!) |
[04:31.73] | So don't do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin penis!) |
[04:34.11] | so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!) |
[04:50.74] | (So, fucked up, right now..) |
[00:01.98] | Okay children quiet down, quiet down |
[00:05.12] | Children I' d like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day |
[00:09.53] | His name is Mr. Shady |
[00:11.87] | Children quiet down please |
[00:14.36] | Brian don' t throw that SHUT UP! Brian |
[00:15.54] | Mr. Shady will be your new substituteShady |
[00:20.39] | Good luck Mr. ShadyShady |
[00:22.25] | Hi there little boys and girls FUCK YOU! |
[00:23.70] | Today we' re gonna to learn how to poison squirrels |
[00:26.48] | But first, I' d like you to meet my friend Bob Huh? |
[00:28.64] | Say hi Bob! " Hi Bob" Bob' s 30 and still lives with his mom |
[00:32.03] | and he don' t got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot |
[00:33.87] | but his twelveyear old brother looks up to him an awful lot |
[00:37.50] | And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spotBob |
[00:39.49] | and wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock |
[00:42.14] | when it' s late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog |
[00:45.28] | Drag ' em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks AHH! |
[00:47.59] | And even if they escaped and they got the cops |
[00:50.16] | the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge |
[00:53.11] | ' til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job |
[00:55.22] | when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk |
[00:58.22] | But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off |
[01:00.78] | But Bob wouldn' t knock it off cause he' s crazy and off his rocker |
[01:03.23] | Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka |
[01:05.70] | You couldn' t even take him to Dre' s to get Bob a " Dr." |
[01:08.72] | He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her |
[01:11.29] | and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her |
[01:13.96] | But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander |
[01:16.65] | they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner |
[01:19.20] | And that' s the story of Bob and his marijuana, |
[01:21.69] | and what it might do to you |
[01:23.46] | So see if the squirrels want any it' s bad for you |
[01:25.44] | See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon |
[01:27.41] | and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man |
[01:30.34] | and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right |
[01:32.59] | She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will |
[01:35.10] | So kids say no to drugs that' s right |
[01:38.13] | So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh |
[01:40.62] | Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along |
[01:43.17] | Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay? |
[01:45.92] | My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? |
[01:48.66] | FUCK NO you ain' t seen it, it' s the size of a peanut Huh? |
[01:51.42] | Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels? |
[01:54.67] | Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world |
[01:56.37] | If someone ever offers it to you, don' t do it |
[01:58.72] | Kids two hits' ll probably drain all your spinal fluid |
[02:01.68] | and spinal fluid is final, you won' t get it back |
[02:04.18] | So don' t get attached, it' ll attack every bone in your back |
[02:06.53] | Meet Zach, twentyone years old |
[02:09.07] | After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold |
[02:12.03] | and decides to try five, when he' s bribed by five guys |
[02:14.62] | and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it |
[02:17.65] | Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive |
[02:20.89] | and his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb |
[02:22.65] | His back starts tah look like the McDonald' s Arches |
[02:25.60] | He' s on Donald' s carpet, layin horizontal barfin BLEH tā zài Donald de dì tǎn shàng, |
[02:27.39] | And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him |
[02:30.18] | " Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!" |
[02:32.62] | cause they took it too, so they think it' s funny |
[02:35.36] | So they' re laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money |
[02:38.03] | Meanwhile, Zach' s in a coma, the action is over |
[02:40.30] | and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he' s practicin yoga |
[02:43.56] | And that' s the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac |
[02:45.85] | So don' t even feed that to squirrels class, cause it' s bad for you |
[02:49.57] | See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon |
[02:51.79] | and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man |
[02:53.91] | and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right |
[02:56.20] | She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will |
[02:59.08] | So kids say no to drugs that' s right |
[03:01.93] | So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh |
[03:04.53] | Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along |
[03:07.56] | Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay? |
[03:09.61] | And last but not least, one of the most humungous |
[03:13.19] | problems among young people today, is fungus |
[03:15.43] | It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, |
[03:17.90] | bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it |
[03:20.57] | Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff |
[03:23.15] | And everything slows down when you eat some of ' em.. |
[03:26.47] | And sometimes you see things that aren' t there Like what? |
[03:28.79] | Like fat woman in Gstrings with orange hair |
[03:31.11] | Mr. Shady what' s a Gstring? It' s yarn Claire Mr. Shady |
[03:33.70] | Women stick ' em up their behinds, go out and wear ' em Huh? |
[03:37.02] | And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms |
[03:39.68] | Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? |
[03:42.05] | I meant fungus Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow' s tongue How come? |
[03:45.97] | cause it comes from a cow' s dung Gross!! |
[03:47.95] | See drugs are bad, it' s a common fact |
[03:49.45] | But your mom and dad, know that' s all that I' m good at Oh! |
[03:52.50] | But don' t be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O. D. |
[03:55.11] | They' re gonna come for me and I' ma have to grow a goatee |
[03:57.65] | and get a disguise and hide, cause it' ll be my fault |
[04:00.39] | So don' t do drugs, and do exactly as I don' t, |
[04:02.53] | cause I' m bad for you |
[04:04.10] | See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon |
[04:06.23] | and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man |
[04:08.86] | and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right |
[04:11.14] | She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will |
[04:14.14] | So kids say no to drugs that' s right |
[04:16.86] | So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh |
[04:19.82] | Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along |
[04:22.17] | Drugs are just bad, mmm' kay? |
[04:25.40] | Come on children, clap along SHUT UP! |
[04:27.31] | Sing along children Suck my motherfuckin dick! |
[04:29.64] | Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad South Park is gonna sue me! |
[04:31.73] | So don' t do drugs Suck my motherfuckin penis! |
[04:34.11] | so there' ll be more for me Hippie! God damnit! |
[04:50.74] | So, fucked up, right now.. |
[00:01.98] | hǎo le hái zi men ān jìng xià lái |
[00:05.12] | hái zi men zhè shì wǒ men jīn tiān de dài kè lǎo shī |
[00:09.53] | tā jiù shì Shady lǎo shī |
[00:11.87] | qǐng dà jiā ān jìng |
[00:14.36] | Brian bié rēng le bì zuǐ Brian |
[00:15.54] | shady lǎo shī shì nǐ men xīn de dài kè lǎo shī |
[00:20.39] | zhù nín hǎo yùn shady lǎo shī |
[00:22.25] | tóng xué men dà jiā hǎo dà yé de |
[00:23.70] | jīn tiān wǒ men yào xué de shì zěn me dú sōng shǔ |
[00:26.48] | bù guò kāi shǐ zhī qián wǒ men xiān lái rèn shi yī xià wǒ de péng yǒu Bob ā? |
[00:28.64] | shuō dà jiā hǎo Bob! dà jiā hǎo Bob Bob30 suì le hái hé tā mā mā zhù zài yì qǐ |
[00:32.03] | tā méi yǒu gōng zuò, yīn wèi tā měi tiān dū tǎng jiā lǐ bá dà má |
[00:33.87] | dàn shì tā 12 suì de dì di hěn chóng bài tā |
[00:37.50] | Bob xǐ huān dào dāng dì de mài huá fū bǐng de dì fāng wán Bob |
[00:39.49] | rán hòu jīng cháng zài tíng chē chǎng děng nǚ fú wù yuán xià bān |
[00:42.14] | děng tiān hēi le tā jiù jiǎ zhuāng zài liú gǒu |
[00:45.28] | rán hòu bǎ tā men lā dào shù lín lǐ de kòng dì |
[00:47.59] | jí shǐ tā men táo pǎo le yù dào jǐng chá |
[00:50.16] | tā men hái shì hěn hài pà bù gǎn bào jǐng |
[00:53.11] | zhí dào yǒu yì tiān Stacey nǚ shì xià bān hòu |
[00:55.22] | yǒu rén méng zhù tā de liǎn shuō: bú yào jiǎng huà |
[00:58.22] | dàn shì Stacey zhī dào shì Bob, shuō: gǎn jǐn fàng shǒu |
[01:00.78] | dàn shì Bob méi yǒu tíng xià, yīn wèi tā yǐ jīng fēng le |
[01:03.23] | bǐ slim shady hē le fú tè jiā hái fēng kuáng |
[01:05.70] | nǐ shèn zhì yīng gāi dài tā qù Dre nà lǐ kàn yī shēng Dr. Dre |
[01:08.72] | tā zhuā zhù Stacey de tuǐ jiù xiàng bǎ tā kǎn xià lái le... |
[01:11.29] | zuì hòu bǎ tā rēng dào hú lǐ hǎo ràng jǐng chá fā xiàn tā |
[01:13.96] | dàn shì zì cóng nà tiān Stacey chū qù sàn bù hòu |
[01:16.65] | tā men zài yě méi yǒu zhǎo dào tā, ér Bob réng rán zài huá fū bǐng diàn fù jìn piāo |
[01:19.20] | zhè jiù shì Bob hé tā de dà má de gù shì |
[01:21.69] | suǒ yǐ xiǎng xiǎng dú pǐn duì nǐ men yǒu shén me wēi hài |
[01:23.46] | nà me zài xiǎng xiàng xiǎo sōng shǔ xiǎng bù xiǎng cháng shì yì diǎn ne dú pǐn duì nǐ men yǒu hài |
[01:25.44] | suǒ yǐ tóng xué men, dú pǐn shì yǒu hài de bài tuō |
[01:27.41] | rú guǒ nǐ men bù xiāng xìn wǒ, kě yǐ qù wèn nǐ men lǎo diē qù wèn |
[01:30.34] | rú guǒ bù xìn nǐ bà bà kě yǐ qù wèn nǐ mā shì a |
[01:32.59] | tā huì gào sù nǐ men tā shì zěn me kàn dài dú pǐn de tā huì de |
[01:35.10] | hái zi men ràng wǒ men duì dú pǐn shuō bù shuō de duì |
[01:38.13] | suǒ yǐ nǐ men bù néng xué nèi xiē rén yí yàng |
[01:40.62] | nà jīn tiān wǒ xiǎng jiǎng de yǐ jīng jiǎng wán le |
[01:43.17] | fǎn zhèng dú pǐn yǒu hài, zhī dào le ma? |
[01:45.92] | wǒ de XX hé huā shēng yí yàng dà, nǐ men kàn dào le ma |
[01:48.66] | wò cáo, méi kàn dào, hé huā shēng yí yàng dà |
[01:51.42] | shuō dào huā shēng, nǐ men zhī dào hái yǒu shén me duì xiǎo sōng shǔ yǒu hài ma? |
[01:54.67] | yáo tóu wán shì shì jiè shang zuì zāo de dú pǐn |
[01:56.37] | rú guǒ yǒu rén gěi nǐ, qiān wàn bié cháng shì |
[01:58.72] | liǎng kē jiù jiào nǐ men jīn mài nì liú, zǒu huǒ rù mó |
[02:01.68] | zuì hòu huì xuè guǎn bào liè ér sǐ |
[02:04.18] | suǒ yǐ pèng dōu bù néng pèng, fǒu zé huì quán shēn jīng mài bào zhà ér sǐ |
[02:06.53] | zhè shì zach, 21 suì |
[02:09.07] | zì cóng shàng cì hé jǐ gè péng yǒu zài yí gè jù huì shàng cháng shì hòu, tā shàng yǐn le |
[02:12.03] | zài jǐ gè rén de sǒng yǒng xià, yú shì tā jué dìng yī cì lái 5 kē, |
[02:14.62] | zài tóng bàn de yā lì xià nǐ hěn nán jù jué |
[02:17.65] | yú shì tā kāi shǐ jīng mài nì liú |
[02:20.89] | yǎn qiú dōu āo xiàn xià qù |
[02:22.65] | hòu bèi biàn de jiù xiàng mài dāng láo de biāo zhì yí yàng wān |
[02:25.60] | tā píng tǎng zài Donald de dì tǎn shàng, bù tíng de ǒu tù |
[02:27.39] | suǒ yǒu rén dōu zài cháo xiào tā |
[02:30.18] | hey Adam, nǐ kàn, zach jiù shì gè shǎ |
[02:32.62] | yīn wèi tā men yě chī le yáo tóu wán, hái rèn wéi hěn hǎo wán |
[02:35.36] | suǒ yǐ tā men zhǐ huì xiào tā chún cuì shì zài làng fèi qián |
[02:38.03] | cǐ shí zach yǐ jīng shén zhì bù qīng, yī qiè dōu jié shù le |
[02:40.30] | tā de bèi hé jiān juǎn dé kàn qǐ lái jiù xiàng shì zài liàn yú jiā |
[02:43.56] | zhè jiù shì yáo tóu wán fēng zi zach de gù shì |
[02:45.85] | suǒ yǐ tóng xué men bié ná yáo tóu wán wèi sōng shǔ, yīn wèi tā duì nǐ men yǒu hài |
[02:49.57] | suǒ yǐ tóng xué men, dú pǐn shì yǒu hài de bài tuō |
[02:51.79] | rú guǒ nǐ men bù xiāng xìn wǒ, kě yǐ qù wèn nǐ men lǎo diē qù wèn |
[02:53.91] | rú guǒ bù xìn nǐ bà bà kě yǐ qù wèn nǐ mā shì a |
[02:56.20] | tā huì gào sù nǐ men tā shì zěn me kàn dài dú pǐn de tā huì de |
[02:59.08] | hái zi men ràng wǒ men duì dú pǐn shuō bù shuō de duì |
[03:01.93] | suǒ yǐ nǐ men bù néng xué nèi xiē rén yí yàng |
[03:04.53] | nà jīn tiān wǒ xiǎng jiǎng de yǐ jīng jiǎng wán le |
[03:07.56] | fǎn zhèng dú pǐn yǒu hài, zhī dào le ma? |
[03:09.61] | zuì hòu zài nián qīng rén zhōng de zuì dà de wèn tí |
[03:13.19] | jiù shì jūn lèi |
[03:15.43] | tā zài niú shǐ zhōng shēng zhǎng, tā men bǎ zhāi qǐ lái cā gān jìng |
[03:17.90] | bāo qǐ lái, rán hòu nǐ men bǎ tā zhí jiē fàng zuǐ lǐ jué |
[03:20.57] | mmm, rán hòu nǐ jiù huì kàn dào hěn dòu bǐ de shì qíng |
[03:23.15] | dāng nǐ chī le tā men zhī hòu, suǒ yǒu dōng xī dōu màn le xià lái |
[03:26.47] | yǒu de shí hòu huì chū xiàn huàn jué bǐ rú? |
[03:28.79] | bǐ rú chuān zhe dīng zì kù de hóng tóu fà pàng nǚ rén |
[03:31.11] | shady lǎo shī shén me shì dīng zì kù, jiù shì yī gēn xiàn, Claire |
[03:33.70] | nǚ rén men bǎ tā shuān zì jǐ de pì gǔ hòu miàn, chuān zhe tā men chū mén |
[03:37.02] | rú guǒ nǐ chī le tài duō mó gū |
[03:39.68] | , wǒ shuō le mó gū le ma? |
[03:42.05] | wǒ shì shuō jūn lèi, nǐ de shé tou jiù huì zhǒng dé xiàng niú de shé tou yí yàng dà zěn me huì |
[03:45.97] | yīn wèi tā shì cóng niú shǐ lǐ cháng chū lái de kào |
[03:47.95] | suǒ yǐ zhēn ài shēng mìng yuǎn lí dú pǐn |
[03:49.45] | dàn shì nǐ men de fù mǔ dōu zhī dào wǒ zhǐ huì xī dú |
[03:52.50] | bù guò bié xué wǒ, yīn wèi nǐ men zhǎng dà hòu nǐ men huì wǎng bù hǎo fāng xiàng fā zhǎn wǒ cāi de wtf is OD? |
[03:55.11] | tā men huì lái zhǎo wǒ má fán, wǒ zhǐ néng liú zhe shān yáng hú zǐ |
[03:57.65] | rán hòu gǎi tóu huàn miàn duǒ qǐ lái, yīn wèi nà dōu shì wǒ de cuò |
[04:00.39] | suǒ yǐ yí dìng bú yào xī dú, qiān wàn bú yào xué wǒ |
[04:02.53] | yīn wèi wǒ bú shì nǐ men de hǎo bǎng yàng |
[04:04.10] | suǒ yǐ tóng xué men, dú pǐn shì yǒu hài de bài tuō |
[04:06.23] | rú guǒ nǐ men bù xiāng xìn wǒ, kě yǐ qù wèn nǐ men lǎo diē qù wèn |
[04:08.86] | rú guǒ bù xìn nǐ bà bà kě yǐ qù wèn nǐ mā shì a |
[04:11.14] | tā huì gào sù nǐ men tā shì zěn me kàn dài dú pǐn de tā huì de |
[04:14.14] | hái zi men ràng wǒ men duì dú pǐn shuō bù shuō de duì |
[04:16.86] | suǒ yǐ nǐ men bù néng xué nèi xiē rén yí yàng |
[04:19.82] | nà jīn tiān wǒ xiǎng jiǎng de yǐ jīng jiǎng wán le |
[04:22.17] | fǎn zhèng dú pǐn yǒu hài, zhī dào le ma? |
[04:25.40] | hǎo le hái zi men, gǔ zhǎng |
[04:27.31] | yì qǐ chàng hē hē |
[04:29.64] | fǎn zhèng dú pǐn yǒu hài nán fāng gōng yuán yào qǐ sù wǒ le |
[04:31.73] | yuǎn lí dú pǐn hē hē ā |
[04:34.11] | zài jiàn kào |
[04:50.74] | ... |