歌曲 | Freestyle31 |
歌手 | Eminem |
专辑 | The Freestyle Manual |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:01.110] | Are we supposed to shut up or talk...I'll cut your butt up and walk |
[00:04.193] | Around with my ass showing all over the ****in town |
[00:06.779] | ....Then you get done up in chalk |
[00:10.175] | Yo |
[00:12.055] | We ready...we ready .. we ready.. we ready ? |
[00:14.459] | Ready to hold it steady....Speakin of hold it steady |
[00:16.966] | You can hold my **** steady and then |
[00:18.586] | I can stick my **** in you like a machette...If you're a girl |
[00:21.120] | If you're a girl then you're my world...And I will kill anybody |
[00:24.594] | That means... you, her or him |
[00:26.501] | It doesnt matter cause I'm Eminem |
[00:28.486] | And I'm Slim...I'm also slim and your future's Whim |
[00:31.046] | Ha ha....don't stop |
[00:33.920] | D-12 y'all...yea we bust it off the top |
[00:36.480] | We get in that ass Preparation-H style |
[00:39.014] | Knock more boots than that group H-Town (Booo!) |
[00:42.044] | Everybody tryina tell us to wait now |
[00:44.317] | You look dumb as ****...Like Puffy in his video on that breakdown (hahaha) |
[00:48.209] | Tryin to dance around |
[00:49.071] | How the **** it feel lock in hand set now |
[00:51.213] | Sever your style .. Divide and Parish |
[00:53.277] | Part ish...when my cart is bustin thru this |
[00:56.307] | Wassup to Bizarre Kid |
[00:57.430] | Targets get hit and liftoff |
[00:59.964] | Here it is we bout to rip off |
[01:00.669] | Lick shots...no time...we gettin **** snot |
[01:02.472] | Emzy |
[01:03.360] | Speakin of lift off |
[01:04.875] | I'm blastin off...your ass is soft...so I'm startin to jack off |
[01:08.036] | Cuz I'm so horny...and your lyrics are so corny |
[01:10.361] | That they bore me and I woke up too late this morning |
[01:13.051] | Or too early...wait a minute there goes Shirley |
[01:15.637] | The girly I ****ed last year when her hair was curly |
[01:18.250] | Couldn't remember it cuz I was Infinite |
[01:20.418] | And I met Ken Kaniff in Connecticut |
[01:22.717] | He said his predicates and pronouns and wanted to throw down |
[01:25.460] | And he said “I like you”...and then he walked up and said “Let me snake bite you” |
[01:28.960] | And I said hell no...kicked him with my shell toe |
[01:31.520] | Gave him a elbow...Ayo Proof ...go |
[01:33.949] | Yo it's the D to the 1 - 2 |
[01:35.517] | What you wanna get done to |
[01:37.371] | Your chest plate...eradicate |
[01:39.278] | Get your flesh ate...easily done..Here it is |
[01:41.786] | Freestyle...no need to write ****...cuz when we write **** |
[01:44.215] | Y'all like to buy ****...that why street light up when we write stuff |
[01:47.298] | It's time to be the champions at this...it's D-12 |
[01:49.910] | 1-2 True crew...Slim Shady and Big Proof |
[01:52.522] | Knockin over igloos in Alaska when we blast ya |
[01:55.187] | A ******** creator, one time for data |
[01:57.616] | Darker than Vader...go anybody hot as the Equator |
[02:00.176] | It's time to get down one time for those that dont know us |
[02:02.867] | Girls wanna blow us like Monica....Lewinsky |
[02:05.662] | Come against me |
[02:06.576] | Go and see I'm an invincible MC |
[02:08.326] | If you dont believe it then you wanna try to convince me |
[02:11.174] | That you're ****r than me...which we'll hope |
[02:13.055] | You would hope to be....but hopefully I will rock globaly |
[02:16.137] | And nationwide...thats why my ass is wide |
[02:18.384] | Thats why your ass just died on the passenger side |
[02:21.179] | Like a ****in ride...when it got shot up by a drive-by |
[02:23.974] | When I drove by 5 times and gave it five tries |
[02:26.612] | And still missed it |
[02:27.500] | I got a ****in' mental illness a gentle stillness |
[02:30.060] | Violence...complete silence is what I need in the room while I freestyle |
[02:33.874] | What I need is to do...what is need is smoke weed and brew |
[02:36.852] | And......smoke brew ? You don't smoke brew |
[02:38.916] | If you do I'll choke you and then I guarantee I'll out smoke you |
[02:42.207] | You're crew's a joke too and I can stick my **** in a ***** and poke you |
[02:47.406] | Stick it in there....rock with my **** on sky rock |
[02:50.462] | Knock ya eye out the sock...(sock) |
[02:52.944] | Get..(get) yeah we come to rock....(it) |
[02:55.373] | So don't get in the way cuz we gon drop....(****) |
[02:57.724] | Now how you feel right now we bust yo..op....(tic)....(tock) |
[03:01.747] | We lunatics with mics and we dont stop we come to rock |
[03:04.098] | The dirty dozen is non-stop |
[03:05.665] | To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop Reeboks |
[03:08.408] | And men with pre-ops |
[03:09.479] | Yo now there is 3-Pac's |
[03:10.942] | Master P....Thug Life and now it's 2pac |
[03:13.606] | Get back to that one...here goes the rhyme that you dropped |
[03:16.297] | The rhyme that I dropped is stickin up IHOP |
[03:18.726] | In high tops and walking around like a one-eyed Cyclops |
[03:21.626] | And you can't see me....I only got one eye and I can still see you |
[03:25.231] | You can even give it a dumb try...If you're a dumb guy then come try this |
[03:29.097] | But I rock the microphone with my flyness |
[03:31.788] | So get off my jock..get of my ****..when I sky rock ...it in sky |
[03:35.811] | Rock..****...***** |
[03:37.091] | Ayo...a lot of people always try to tell us...that we gonna be better or failures |
[03:42.655] | But me or Slim yo you can't tell me |
[03:45.267] | You try to freestyle son we gon' put these verses on your LP |
[03:50.779] | Slow down with that old stuff....I heard the most of y'all is Mos Def |
[03:53.025] | My LP...my whole LP...tha last one was screaming help me |
[03:56.604] | You couldn't melt me if you was Vanilla Ice...Yo guess what |
[04:00.496] | My Nuuuuuuuuutz!! |
[04:04.232] | Here I go with the lyrical miracle...spiritual spirital...you dont wanna hear it though |
[04:08.411] | I rickety rock the microphone |
[04:10.057] | Don't do it dont do it cuz that **** is stupid...I knew it |
[04:13.531] | I take a beat and loop it...I take a beat and troop it |
[04:16.196] | What the **** did that mean...I dont know but I got phat jeans on |
[04:18.886] | And I already said that but I dont know where my head's at |
[04:21.394] | All I wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed's at |
[04:24.294] | Yo wheres the beds at so we can relax and catch Ease |
[04:26.697] | Y'all dont want none of tha dirty Deez |
[04:29.283] | From the 3-1 its for the three of thirds |
[04:31.765] | One third MC yo we smoke y'all like herbs |
[04:34.325] | Under the curb early morn take it to born |
[04:36.754] | Y'all get broke up...put back together ...re-enactment |
[04:39.915] | Some times you see this...you just a ****** |
[04:41.744] | No need to tag it...wit more loot that Jimmy Swagart |
[04:44.382] | ******....uh oh...was that homophobic...? |
[04:46.315] | But no one knows it...and I'm so homophobic |
[04:49.058] | I won't even throw clothes in the closet |
[04:50.913] | **** it...I've lost it....I'm holocausted...see my face it's written all |
[04:57.365] | Acrossed it |
[04:57.966] | This beer makes me wanna disappear this year |
[05:00.369] | I'm so high I'm 'bout to die...and I'm so tired I'm 'bout to fry |
[05:04.000] | You're so fired you're down |
[05:05.776] | Hey....it's me...it's the hamster man |
[05:08.258] | Coming all the way from Amsterdam |
[05:10.766] | And I come to tell you all a little secret |
[05:13.326] | So you can ........eat it ....you got to grab your crackers |
[05:17.427] | {"{"}mumbling} |
[05:22.181] | Quit spittin your writ **** ***** I'll kill you and kick you |
[05:24.428] | In your mother****in' **** and your clit...you little pussy |
[05:26.857] | Hermaphrodite with no appetite |
[05:28.738] | And you ain't rappin' right but you was taking rapid bites |
[05:31.167] | Of my **** when you was on it...my brain is haunted |
[05:33.988] | I walk up in a place in a T-shirt wit my stains on it |
[05:36.888] | But I dont give a damn...give a ****...give a ****...give a hell |
[05:40.049] | Give a piss give a **** give a lick |
[05:42.374] | Yea....live and direct it's us |
[05:44.333] | You better back up |
[05:46.318] | You better back up before I jack off |
[05:49.923] | Back off before I jack off |
[05:53.424] | You better back off before he jack off (laughing) |
[05:56.976] | You better back off before I jack off |
[06:02.488] | Colder than Jack Frost...smack you across your face |
[06:07.138] | While I'm still jackin off |
[06:08.810] | Sittin' in the closet beatin' my **** |
[06:11.291] | Ain't got nuttin' else to do cuz I'm thinkin' of a ***** |
[06:14.060] | Wait a minute ...oh **** she's here |
[06:16.411] | Look who walked in the door....come in it's Britney Spears!!!! |
[06:19.128] | (Ken Kaniff) |
[06:20.983] | Oh....come here little girl |
[06:21.531] | Come here little girl |
[06:25.450] | What happened? (I dunno) |
[06:27.331] | We stopped rappin' (Oh it's clappin') |
[06:29.551] | Gun clappin' ...and all I need is one napkin to wipe the cum off |
[06:33.966] | When I come off with the drum off |
[06:35.559] | Whatever the hell that meant...but I can still speak wit' a accent |
[06:39.765] | A French accent |
[06:40.862] | Excuse my French but |
[06:42.142] | Suck my **** touche le le poo...uhh....***** |
[06:45.120] | Bonjour...I'm here with the cure...Oh yea lets rock it for the drawer |
[06:49.953] | Hey Em...how you doin this is me...The Em jock...get off my |
[06:53.949] | Damn **** |
[06:55.282] | Yo while you're spraying verbs...you ain't even ****in' saying words |
[07:00.323] | (THuuuG) Pronounce your words right...and you can ride around curbs |
[07:04.189] | And bounce your herbs tight |
[07:05.600] | What the **** ? (Yo somethin' is in the beat that keeps talkin') |
[07:10.877] | Yo put another beat on before you get peed on |
[07:14.638] | Yo are we done or what? They want us to freestyle for 45 min— |
[07:19.863] | Hi...Hi.... My name is ...my name is...my name is |
[07:26.132] | Slim Shady...Slim Shady...***** you're little just like that Kim lady |
[07:31.278] | And I'm in sky rock radio...the shadiest bro on the radio |
[07:38.958] | But you dont hear me though |
[00:01.110] | Are we supposed to shut up or talk... I' ll cut your butt up and walk |
[00:04.193] | Around with my ass showing all over the in town |
[00:06.779] | .... Then you get done up in chalk |
[00:10.175] | Yo |
[00:12.055] | We ready... we ready .. we ready.. we ready ? |
[00:14.459] | Ready to hold it steady.... Speakin of hold it steady |
[00:16.966] | You can hold my steady and then |
[00:18.586] | I can stick my in you like a machette... If you' re a girl |
[00:21.120] | If you' re a girl then you' re my world... And I will kill anybody |
[00:24.594] | That means... you, her or him |
[00:26.501] | It doesnt matter cause I' m Eminem |
[00:28.486] | And I' m Slim... I' m also slim and your future' s Whim |
[00:31.046] | Ha ha.... don' t stop |
[00:33.920] | D12 y' all... yea we bust it off the top |
[00:36.480] | We get in that ass PreparationH style |
[00:39.014] | Knock more boots than that group HTown Booo! |
[00:42.044] | Everybody tryina tell us to wait now |
[00:44.317] | You look dumb as ... Like Puffy in his video on that breakdown hahaha |
[00:48.209] | Tryin to dance around |
[00:49.071] | How the it feel lock in hand set now |
[00:51.213] | Sever your style .. Divide and Parish |
[00:53.277] | Part ish... when my cart is bustin thru this |
[00:56.307] | Wassup to Bizarre Kid |
[00:57.430] | Targets get hit and liftoff |
[00:59.964] | Here it is we bout to rip off |
[01:00.669] | Lick shots... no time... we gettin snot |
[01:02.472] | Emzy |
[01:03.360] | Speakin of lift off |
[01:04.875] | I' m blastin off... your ass is soft... so I' m startin to jack off |
[01:08.036] | Cuz I' m so horny... and your lyrics are so corny |
[01:10.361] | That they bore me and I woke up too late this morning |
[01:13.051] | Or too early... wait a minute there goes Shirley |
[01:15.637] | The girly I ed last year when her hair was curly |
[01:18.250] | Couldn' t remember it cuz I was Infinite |
[01:20.418] | And I met Ken Kaniff in Connecticut |
[01:22.717] | He said his predicates and pronouns and wanted to throw down |
[01:25.460] | And he said " I like you"... and then he walked up and said " Let me snake bite you" |
[01:28.960] | And I said hell no... kicked him with my shell toe |
[01:31.520] | Gave him a elbow... Ayo Proof ... go |
[01:33.949] | Yo it' s the D to the 1 2 |
[01:35.517] | What you wanna get done to |
[01:37.371] | Your chest plate... eradicate |
[01:39.278] | Get your flesh ate... easily done.. Here it is |
[01:41.786] | Freestyle... no need to write ... cuz when we write |
[01:44.215] | Y' all like to buy ... that why street light up when we write stuff |
[01:47.298] | It' s time to be the champions at this... it' s D12 |
[01:49.910] | 12 True crew... Slim Shady and Big Proof |
[01:52.522] | Knockin over igloos in Alaska when we blast ya |
[01:55.187] | A creator, one time for data |
[01:57.616] | Darker than Vader... go anybody hot as the Equator |
[02:00.176] | It' s time to get down one time for those that dont know us |
[02:02.867] | Girls wanna blow us like Monica.... Lewinsky |
[02:05.662] | Come against me |
[02:06.576] | Go and see I' m an invincible MC |
[02:08.326] | If you dont believe it then you wanna try to convince me |
[02:11.174] | That you' re r than me... which we' ll hope |
[02:13.055] | You would hope to be.... but hopefully I will rock globaly |
[02:16.137] | And nationwide... thats why my ass is wide |
[02:18.384] | Thats why your ass just died on the passenger side |
[02:21.179] | Like a in ride... when it got shot up by a driveby |
[02:23.974] | When I drove by 5 times and gave it five tries |
[02:26.612] | And still missed it |
[02:27.500] | I got a in' mental illness a gentle stillness |
[02:30.060] | Violence... complete silence is what I need in the room while I freestyle |
[02:33.874] | What I need is to do... what is need is smoke weed and brew |
[02:36.852] | And...... smoke brew ? You don' t smoke brew |
[02:38.916] | If you do I' ll choke you and then I guarantee I' ll out smoke you |
[02:42.207] | You' re crew' s a joke too and I can stick my in a and poke you |
[02:47.406] | Stick it in there.... rock with my on sky rock |
[02:50.462] | Knock ya eye out the sock... sock |
[02:52.944] | Get.. get yeah we come to rock.... it |
[02:55.373] | So don' t get in the way cuz we gon drop.... |
[02:57.724] | Now how you feel right now we bust yo.. op.... tic.... tock |
[03:01.747] | We lunatics with mics and we dont stop we come to rock |
[03:04.098] | The dirty dozen is nonstop |
[03:05.665] | To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop Reeboks |
[03:08.408] | And men with preops |
[03:09.479] | Yo now there is 3Pac' s |
[03:10.942] | Master P.... Thug Life and now it' s 2pac |
[03:13.606] | Get back to that one... here goes the rhyme that you dropped |
[03:16.297] | The rhyme that I dropped is stickin up IHOP |
[03:18.726] | In high tops and walking around like a oneeyed Cyclops |
[03:21.626] | And you can' t see me.... I only got one eye and I can still see you |
[03:25.231] | You can even give it a dumb try... If you' re a dumb guy then come try this |
[03:29.097] | But I rock the microphone with my flyness |
[03:31.788] | So get off my jock.. get of my .. when I sky rock ... it in sky |
[03:35.811] | Rock..... |
[03:37.091] | Ayo... a lot of people always try to tell us... that we gonna be better or failures |
[03:42.655] | But me or Slim yo you can' t tell me |
[03:45.267] | You try to freestyle son we gon' put these verses on your LP |
[03:50.779] | Slow down with that old stuff.... I heard the most of y' all is Mos Def |
[03:53.025] | My LP... my whole LP... tha last one was screaming help me |
[03:56.604] | You couldn' t melt me if you was Vanilla Ice... Yo guess what |
[04:00.496] | My Nuuuuuuuuutz!! |
[04:04.232] | Here I go with the lyrical miracle... spiritual spirital... you dont wanna hear it though |
[04:08.411] | I rickety rock the microphone |
[04:10.057] | Don' t do it dont do it cuz that is stupid... I knew it |
[04:13.531] | I take a beat and loop it... I take a beat and troop it |
[04:16.196] | What the did that mean... I dont know but I got phat jeans on |
[04:18.886] | And I already said that but I dont know where my head' s at |
[04:21.394] | All I wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed' s at |
[04:24.294] | Yo wheres the beds at so we can relax and catch Ease |
[04:26.697] | Y' all dont want none of tha dirty Deez |
[04:29.283] | From the 31 its for the three of thirds |
[04:31.765] | One third MC yo we smoke y' all like herbs |
[04:34.325] | Under the curb early morn take it to born |
[04:36.754] | Y' all get broke up... put back together ... reenactment |
[04:39.915] | Some times you see this... you just a |
[04:41.744] | No need to tag it... wit more loot that Jimmy Swagart |
[04:44.382] | .... uh oh... was that homophobic...? |
[04:46.315] | But no one knows it... and I' m so homophobic |
[04:49.058] | I won' t even throw clothes in the closet |
[04:50.913] | it... I' ve lost it.... I' m holocausted... see my face it' s written all |
[04:57.365] | Acrossed it |
[04:57.966] | This beer makes me wanna disappear this year |
[05:00.369] | I' m so high I' m ' bout to die... and I' m so tired I' m ' bout to fry |
[05:04.000] | You' re so fired you' re down |
[05:05.776] | Hey.... it' s me... it' s the hamster man |
[05:08.258] | Coming all the way from Amsterdam |
[05:10.766] | And I come to tell you all a little secret |
[05:13.326] | So you can ........ eat it .... you got to grab your crackers |
[05:17.427] | "" mumbling |
[05:22.181] | Quit spittin your writ I' ll kill you and kick you |
[05:24.428] | In your mother in' and your clit... you little pussy |
[05:26.857] | Hermaphrodite with no appetite |
[05:28.738] | And you ain' t rappin' right but you was taking rapid bites |
[05:31.167] | Of my when you was on it... my brain is haunted |
[05:33.988] | I walk up in a place in a Tshirt wit my stains on it |
[05:36.888] | But I dont give a damn... give a ... give a ... give a hell |
[05:40.049] | Give a piss give a give a lick |
[05:42.374] | Yea.... live and direct it' s us |
[05:44.333] | You better back up |
[05:46.318] | You better back up before I jack off |
[05:49.923] | Back off before I jack off |
[05:53.424] | You better back off before he jack off laughing |
[05:56.976] | You better back off before I jack off |
[06:02.488] | Colder than Jack Frost... smack you across your face |
[06:07.138] | While I' m still jackin off |
[06:08.810] | Sittin' in the closet beatin' my |
[06:11.291] | Ain' t got nuttin' else to do cuz I' m thinkin' of a |
[06:14.060] | Wait a minute ... oh she' s here |
[06:16.411] | Look who walked in the door.... come in it' s Britney Spears!!!! |
[06:19.128] | Ken Kaniff |
[06:20.983] | Oh.... come here little girl |
[06:21.531] | Come here little girl |
[06:25.450] | What happened? I dunno |
[06:27.331] | We stopped rappin' Oh it' s clappin' |
[06:29.551] | Gun clappin' ... and all I need is one napkin to wipe the cum off |
[06:33.966] | When I come off with the drum off |
[06:35.559] | Whatever the hell that meant... but I can still speak wit' a accent |
[06:39.765] | A French accent |
[06:40.862] | Excuse my French but |
[06:42.142] | Suck my touche le le poo... uhh.... |
[06:45.120] | Bonjour... I' m here with the cure... Oh yea lets rock it for the drawer |
[06:49.953] | Hey Em... how you doin this is me... The Em jock... get off my |
[06:53.949] | Damn |
[06:55.282] | Yo while you' re spraying verbs... you ain' t even in' saying words |
[07:00.323] | THuuuG Pronounce your words right... and you can ride around curbs |
[07:04.189] | And bounce your herbs tight |
[07:05.600] | What the ? Yo somethin' is in the beat that keeps talkin' |
[07:10.877] | Yo put another beat on before you get peed on |
[07:14.638] | Yo are we done or what? They want us to freestyle for 45 min |
[07:19.863] | Hi... Hi.... My name is ... my name is... my name is |
[07:26.132] | Slim Shady... Slim Shady... you' re little just like that Kim lady |
[07:31.278] | And I' m in sky rock radio... the shadiest bro on the radio |
[07:38.958] | But you dont hear me though |
[00:01.110] | Are we supposed to shut up or talk... I' ll cut your butt up and walk |
[00:04.193] | Around with my ass showing all over the in town |
[00:06.779] | .... Then you get done up in chalk |
[00:10.175] | Yo |
[00:12.055] | We ready... we ready .. we ready.. we ready ? |
[00:14.459] | Ready to hold it steady.... Speakin of hold it steady |
[00:16.966] | You can hold my steady and then |
[00:18.586] | I can stick my in you like a machette... If you' re a girl |
[00:21.120] | If you' re a girl then you' re my world... And I will kill anybody |
[00:24.594] | That means... you, her or him |
[00:26.501] | It doesnt matter cause I' m Eminem |
[00:28.486] | And I' m Slim... I' m also slim and your future' s Whim |
[00:31.046] | Ha ha.... don' t stop |
[00:33.920] | D12 y' all... yea we bust it off the top |
[00:36.480] | We get in that ass PreparationH style |
[00:39.014] | Knock more boots than that group HTown Booo! |
[00:42.044] | Everybody tryina tell us to wait now |
[00:44.317] | You look dumb as ... Like Puffy in his video on that breakdown hahaha |
[00:48.209] | Tryin to dance around |
[00:49.071] | How the it feel lock in hand set now |
[00:51.213] | Sever your style .. Divide and Parish |
[00:53.277] | Part ish... when my cart is bustin thru this |
[00:56.307] | Wassup to Bizarre Kid |
[00:57.430] | Targets get hit and liftoff |
[00:59.964] | Here it is we bout to rip off |
[01:00.669] | Lick shots... no time... we gettin snot |
[01:02.472] | Emzy |
[01:03.360] | Speakin of lift off |
[01:04.875] | I' m blastin off... your ass is soft... so I' m startin to jack off |
[01:08.036] | Cuz I' m so horny... and your lyrics are so corny |
[01:10.361] | That they bore me and I woke up too late this morning |
[01:13.051] | Or too early... wait a minute there goes Shirley |
[01:15.637] | The girly I ed last year when her hair was curly |
[01:18.250] | Couldn' t remember it cuz I was Infinite |
[01:20.418] | And I met Ken Kaniff in Connecticut |
[01:22.717] | He said his predicates and pronouns and wanted to throw down |
[01:25.460] | And he said " I like you"... and then he walked up and said " Let me snake bite you" |
[01:28.960] | And I said hell no... kicked him with my shell toe |
[01:31.520] | Gave him a elbow... Ayo Proof ... go |
[01:33.949] | Yo it' s the D to the 1 2 |
[01:35.517] | What you wanna get done to |
[01:37.371] | Your chest plate... eradicate |
[01:39.278] | Get your flesh ate... easily done.. Here it is |
[01:41.786] | Freestyle... no need to write ... cuz when we write |
[01:44.215] | Y' all like to buy ... that why street light up when we write stuff |
[01:47.298] | It' s time to be the champions at this... it' s D12 |
[01:49.910] | 12 True crew... Slim Shady and Big Proof |
[01:52.522] | Knockin over igloos in Alaska when we blast ya |
[01:55.187] | A creator, one time for data |
[01:57.616] | Darker than Vader... go anybody hot as the Equator |
[02:00.176] | It' s time to get down one time for those that dont know us |
[02:02.867] | Girls wanna blow us like Monica.... Lewinsky |
[02:05.662] | Come against me |
[02:06.576] | Go and see I' m an invincible MC |
[02:08.326] | If you dont believe it then you wanna try to convince me |
[02:11.174] | That you' re r than me... which we' ll hope |
[02:13.055] | You would hope to be.... but hopefully I will rock globaly |
[02:16.137] | And nationwide... thats why my ass is wide |
[02:18.384] | Thats why your ass just died on the passenger side |
[02:21.179] | Like a in ride... when it got shot up by a driveby |
[02:23.974] | When I drove by 5 times and gave it five tries |
[02:26.612] | And still missed it |
[02:27.500] | I got a in' mental illness a gentle stillness |
[02:30.060] | Violence... complete silence is what I need in the room while I freestyle |
[02:33.874] | What I need is to do... what is need is smoke weed and brew |
[02:36.852] | And...... smoke brew ? You don' t smoke brew |
[02:38.916] | If you do I' ll choke you and then I guarantee I' ll out smoke you |
[02:42.207] | You' re crew' s a joke too and I can stick my in a and poke you |
[02:47.406] | Stick it in there.... rock with my on sky rock |
[02:50.462] | Knock ya eye out the sock... sock |
[02:52.944] | Get.. get yeah we come to rock.... it |
[02:55.373] | So don' t get in the way cuz we gon drop.... |
[02:57.724] | Now how you feel right now we bust yo.. op.... tic.... tock |
[03:01.747] | We lunatics with mics and we dont stop we come to rock |
[03:04.098] | The dirty dozen is nonstop |
[03:05.665] | To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop Reeboks |
[03:08.408] | And men with preops |
[03:09.479] | Yo now there is 3Pac' s |
[03:10.942] | Master P.... Thug Life and now it' s 2pac |
[03:13.606] | Get back to that one... here goes the rhyme that you dropped |
[03:16.297] | The rhyme that I dropped is stickin up IHOP |
[03:18.726] | In high tops and walking around like a oneeyed Cyclops |
[03:21.626] | And you can' t see me.... I only got one eye and I can still see you |
[03:25.231] | You can even give it a dumb try... If you' re a dumb guy then come try this |
[03:29.097] | But I rock the microphone with my flyness |
[03:31.788] | So get off my jock.. get of my .. when I sky rock ... it in sky |
[03:35.811] | Rock..... |
[03:37.091] | Ayo... a lot of people always try to tell us... that we gonna be better or failures |
[03:42.655] | But me or Slim yo you can' t tell me |
[03:45.267] | You try to freestyle son we gon' put these verses on your LP |
[03:50.779] | Slow down with that old stuff.... I heard the most of y' all is Mos Def |
[03:53.025] | My LP... my whole LP... tha last one was screaming help me |
[03:56.604] | You couldn' t melt me if you was Vanilla Ice... Yo guess what |
[04:00.496] | My Nuuuuuuuuutz!! |
[04:04.232] | Here I go with the lyrical miracle... spiritual spirital... you dont wanna hear it though |
[04:08.411] | I rickety rock the microphone |
[04:10.057] | Don' t do it dont do it cuz that is stupid... I knew it |
[04:13.531] | I take a beat and loop it... I take a beat and troop it |
[04:16.196] | What the did that mean... I dont know but I got phat jeans on |
[04:18.886] | And I already said that but I dont know where my head' s at |
[04:21.394] | All I wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed' s at |
[04:24.294] | Yo wheres the beds at so we can relax and catch Ease |
[04:26.697] | Y' all dont want none of tha dirty Deez |
[04:29.283] | From the 31 its for the three of thirds |
[04:31.765] | One third MC yo we smoke y' all like herbs |
[04:34.325] | Under the curb early morn take it to born |
[04:36.754] | Y' all get broke up... put back together ... reenactment |
[04:39.915] | Some times you see this... you just a |
[04:41.744] | No need to tag it... wit more loot that Jimmy Swagart |
[04:44.382] | .... uh oh... was that homophobic...? |
[04:46.315] | But no one knows it... and I' m so homophobic |
[04:49.058] | I won' t even throw clothes in the closet |
[04:50.913] | it... I' ve lost it.... I' m holocausted... see my face it' s written all |
[04:57.365] | Acrossed it |
[04:57.966] | This beer makes me wanna disappear this year |
[05:00.369] | I' m so high I' m ' bout to die... and I' m so tired I' m ' bout to fry |
[05:04.000] | You' re so fired you' re down |
[05:05.776] | Hey.... it' s me... it' s the hamster man |
[05:08.258] | Coming all the way from Amsterdam |
[05:10.766] | And I come to tell you all a little secret |
[05:13.326] | So you can ........ eat it .... you got to grab your crackers |
[05:17.427] | "" mumbling |
[05:22.181] | Quit spittin your writ I' ll kill you and kick you |
[05:24.428] | In your mother in' and your clit... you little pussy |
[05:26.857] | Hermaphrodite with no appetite |
[05:28.738] | And you ain' t rappin' right but you was taking rapid bites |
[05:31.167] | Of my when you was on it... my brain is haunted |
[05:33.988] | I walk up in a place in a Tshirt wit my stains on it |
[05:36.888] | But I dont give a damn... give a ... give a ... give a hell |
[05:40.049] | Give a piss give a give a lick |
[05:42.374] | Yea.... live and direct it' s us |
[05:44.333] | You better back up |
[05:46.318] | You better back up before I jack off |
[05:49.923] | Back off before I jack off |
[05:53.424] | You better back off before he jack off laughing |
[05:56.976] | You better back off before I jack off |
[06:02.488] | Colder than Jack Frost... smack you across your face |
[06:07.138] | While I' m still jackin off |
[06:08.810] | Sittin' in the closet beatin' my |
[06:11.291] | Ain' t got nuttin' else to do cuz I' m thinkin' of a |
[06:14.060] | Wait a minute ... oh she' s here |
[06:16.411] | Look who walked in the door.... come in it' s Britney Spears!!!! |
[06:19.128] | Ken Kaniff |
[06:20.983] | Oh.... come here little girl |
[06:21.531] | Come here little girl |
[06:25.450] | What happened? I dunno |
[06:27.331] | We stopped rappin' Oh it' s clappin' |
[06:29.551] | Gun clappin' ... and all I need is one napkin to wipe the cum off |
[06:33.966] | When I come off with the drum off |
[06:35.559] | Whatever the hell that meant... but I can still speak wit' a accent |
[06:39.765] | A French accent |
[06:40.862] | Excuse my French but |
[06:42.142] | Suck my touche le le poo... uhh.... |
[06:45.120] | Bonjour... I' m here with the cure... Oh yea lets rock it for the drawer |
[06:49.953] | Hey Em... how you doin this is me... The Em jock... get off my |
[06:53.949] | Damn |
[06:55.282] | Yo while you' re spraying verbs... you ain' t even in' saying words |
[07:00.323] | THuuuG Pronounce your words right... and you can ride around curbs |
[07:04.189] | And bounce your herbs tight |
[07:05.600] | What the ? Yo somethin' is in the beat that keeps talkin' |
[07:10.877] | Yo put another beat on before you get peed on |
[07:14.638] | Yo are we done or what? They want us to freestyle for 45 min |
[07:19.863] | Hi... Hi.... My name is ... my name is... my name is |
[07:26.132] | Slim Shady... Slim Shady... you' re little just like that Kim lady |
[07:31.278] | And I' m in sky rock radio... the shadiest bro on the radio |
[07:38.958] | But you dont hear me though |