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歌手 Eminem
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[00:00.06]Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)
[00:00.88] And everyone should get along..
[00:04.53] Okay children quiet down, quiet down
[00:07.12] Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:10.60] His name is Mr. Shady
[00:14.45] Children quiet down please
[00:16.44] Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!)
[00:17.74] Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
[00:20.03] while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!)
[00:22.83]Good luck Mr. ShadyEminem]
[00:24.23] Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK YOU!)
[00:26.20] Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:27.89] But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?)
[00:30.70] Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
[00:33.85] and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:36.86] but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:39.31] And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[00:41.36] and wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:44.02] when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:47.43] Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!)
[00:49.98] And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:51.99] the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
[00:54.61] 'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:57.11] when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[01:00.24] But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:02.60] But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
[01:05.54] Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:07.57] You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr."
[01:10.45] He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:13.37] and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:16.27] But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:18.74] they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:21.31] And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana,
[01:23.22] and what it might do to you
[01:24.89]So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)] See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
[01:30.46] and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
[01:34.69] and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
[01:37.18] She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[01:40.76] So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
[01:42.95] So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
[01:45.23] Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
[01:47.29]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Eminem]
[01:48.49] My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
[01:51.19] FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (Huh?)
[01:53.97] Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
[01:56.43] Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[01:58.03] If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
[02:00.17] Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:02.34] and spinal fluid is vital, you won't get it back
[02:05.57] So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
[02:08.35] Meet Zach, twenty-one years old
[02:09.58] After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
[02:13.46] and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
[02:16.53] and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:19.40] Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:21.92] and his eyes roll back in his skull {*blblblblblb*}
[02:24.11] His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
[02:26.63] He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*BLEH*}
[02:28.96] And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:31.93] "Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
[02:34.59] cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
[02:37.39] So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[02:40.07] Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over
[02:42.22] and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
[02:45.10] And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
[02:47.93]So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for youChorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)] See children, drugs are bahhhd (that's right)
[02:53.46] and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (that's right)
[02:56.06] and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can)
[02:58.61] She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
[03:01.45] So kids say no to drugs (smoke crack)
[03:03.47] So you don't act like everyone else does (that's right)
[03:06.21] And there's really nothin else to say (but umm)
[03:09.11]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Eminem]
[03:10.35] And last but not least, one of the most humungous
[03:13.67] problems among young people today, is fungus
[03:15.82] It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
[03:19.75] bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:23.04] Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:25.39] And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
[03:27.68] And sometimes you see things that aren't there (Like what?)
[03:30.14] Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
[03:32.15] (Mr. Shady what's a G-string?) It's yarn Claire
[03:34.48] Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (Huh?)
[03:37.84] And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:40.42] Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus
[03:42.70] Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
[03:46.19] cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross!!)
[03:48.49] See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
[03:50.79] But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at (Oh!)
[03:54.15] But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D.
[03:57.30] They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
[04:00.35] and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
[04:02.98] So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't,
[04:05.40]cause I'm bad for youChorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)] See children, drugs are bahhhd (uh-huh)
[04:08.38] and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (put that down)
[04:10.70] and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can ask)
[04:13.13] She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (and she will)
[04:15.55] So kids say no to drugs (say no)
[04:17.33] So you don't act like everyone else does (like I do)
[04:20.11] And there's really nothin else to say (that's right)
[04:22.33]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman)
[04:24.86] Come on children, clap along (SHUT UP!)
[04:28.79] Sing along children (Suck my motherfuckin dick!)
[04:30.77] Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!)
[04:34.87] So don't do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin penis!)
[04:38.49] so there'll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!)
[04:41.58] (So, fucked up, right now..)
[00:00.06]Mr. Mackey] Eric Cartman
[00:00.88] And everyone should get along..
[00:04.53] Okay children quiet down, quiet down
[00:07.12] Children I' d like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:10.60] His name is Mr. Shady
[00:14.45] Children quiet down please
[00:16.44] Brian don' t throw that SHUT UP!
[00:17.74] Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
[00:20.03] while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia HE' S GOT AIDS!
[00:22.83]Good luck Mr. ShadyEminem]
[00:24.23] Hi there little boys and girls FUCK YOU!
[00:26.20] Today we' re gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:27.89] But first, I' d like you to meet my friend Bob Huh?
[00:30.70] Say hi Bob! " Hi Bob" Bob' s 30 and still lives with his mom
[00:33.85] and he don' t got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:36.86] but his twelveyear old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:39.31] And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[00:41.36] and wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:44.02] when it' s late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:47.43] Drag ' em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks AHH!
[00:49.98] And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:51.99] the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
[00:54.61] ' til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:57.11] when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[01:00.24] But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:02.60] But Bob wouldn' t knock it off cause he' s crazy and off his rocker
[01:05.54] Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:07.57] You couldn' t even take him to Dre' s to get Bob a " Dr."
[01:10.45] He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:13.37] and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:16.27] But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:18.74] they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:21.31] And that' s the story of Bob and his marijuana,
[01:23.22] and what it might do to you
[01:24.89]So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[01:30.46] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[01:34.69] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[01:37.18] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[01:40.76] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[01:42.95] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[01:45.23] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[01:47.29]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Eminem]
[01:48.49] My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
[01:51.19] FUCK NO you ain' t seen it, it' s the size of a peanut Huh?
[01:53.97] Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
[01:56.43] Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[01:58.03] If someone ever offers it to you, don' t do it
[02:00.17] Kids two hits' ll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:02.34] and spinal fluid is vital, you won' t get it back
[02:05.57] So don' t get attached, it' ll attack every bone in your back
[02:08.35] Meet Zach, twentyone years old
[02:09.58] After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
[02:13.46] and decides to try five, when he' s bribed by five guys
[02:16.53] and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:19.40] Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:21.92] and his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb
[02:24.11] His back starts tah look like the McDonald' s Arches
[02:26.63] He' s on Donald' s carpet, layin horizontal barfin BLEH
[02:28.96] And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:31.93] " Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
[02:34.59] cause they took it too, so they think it' s funny
[02:37.39] So they' re laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[02:40.07] Meanwhile, Zach' s in a coma, the action is over
[02:42.22] and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he' s practicin yoga
[02:45.10] And that' s the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
[02:47.93]So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for youChorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)] See children, drugs are bahhhd that' s right
[02:53.46] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd that' s right
[02:56.06] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom you can
[02:58.61] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[03:01.45] So kids say no to drugs smoke crack
[03:03.47] So you don' t act like everyone else does that' s right
[03:06.21] And there' s really nothin else to say but umm
[03:09.11]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Eminem]
[03:10.35] And last but not least, one of the most humungous
[03:13.67] problems among young people today, is fungus
[03:15.82] It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
[03:19.75] bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:23.04] Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:25.39] And everything slows down when you eat some of ' em..
[03:27.68] And sometimes you see things that aren' t there Like what?
[03:30.14] Like fat woman in Gstrings with orange hair
[03:32.15] Mr. Shady what' s a Gstring? It' s yarn Claire
[03:34.48] Women stick ' em up their behinds, go out and wear ' em Huh?
[03:37.84] And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:40.42] Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus
[03:42.70] Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow' s tongue How come?
[03:46.19] cause it comes from a cow' s dung Gross!!
[03:48.49] See drugs are bad, it' s a common fact
[03:50.79] But your mom and dad, know that' s all that I' m good at Oh!
[03:54.15] But don' t be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O. D.
[03:57.30] They' re gonna come for me and I' ma have to grow a goatee
[04:00.35] and get a disguise and hide, cause it' ll be my fault
[04:02.98] So don' t do drugs, and do exactly as I don' t,
[04:05.40]cause I'm bad for youChorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)] See children, drugs are bahhhd uhhuh
[04:08.38] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd put that down
[04:10.70] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom you can ask
[04:13.13] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time and she will
[04:15.55] So kids say no to drugs say no
[04:17.33] So you don' t act like everyone else does like I do
[04:20.11] And there' s really nothin else to say that' s right
[04:22.33]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Mr. Mackey] Eric Cartman
[04:24.86] Come on children, clap along SHUT UP!
[04:28.79] Sing along children Suck my motherfuckin dick!
[04:30.77] Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad South Park is gonna sue me!
[04:34.87] So don' t do drugs Suck my motherfuckin penis!
[04:38.49] so there' ll be more for me Hippie! God damnit!
[04:41.58] So, fucked up, right now..
[00:00.06]Mr. Mackey] Eric Cartman
[00:00.88] And everyone should get along..
[00:04.53] Okay children quiet down, quiet down
[00:07.12] Children I' d like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
[00:10.60] His name is Mr. Shady
[00:14.45] Children quiet down please
[00:16.44] Brian don' t throw that SHUT UP!
[00:17.74] Mr. Shady will be your new substitute
[00:20.03] while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia HE' S GOT AIDS!
[00:22.83]Good luck Mr. ShadyEminem]
[00:24.23] Hi there little boys and girls FUCK YOU!
[00:26.20] Today we' re gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
[00:27.89] But first, I' d like you to meet my friend Bob Huh?
[00:30.70] Say hi Bob! " Hi Bob" Bob' s 30 and still lives with his mom
[00:33.85] and he don' t got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
[00:36.86] but his twelveyear old brother looks up to him an awful lot
[00:39.31] And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
[00:41.36] and wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock
[00:44.02] when it' s late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
[00:47.43] Drag ' em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks AHH!
[00:49.98] And even if they escaped and they got the cops
[00:51.99] the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
[00:54.61] ' til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job
[00:57.11] when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
[01:00.24] But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
[01:02.60] But Bob wouldn' t knock it off cause he' s crazy and off his rocker
[01:05.54] Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
[01:07.57] You couldn' t even take him to Dre' s to get Bob a " Dr."
[01:10.45] He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
[01:13.37] and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
[01:16.27] But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
[01:18.74] they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
[01:21.31] And that' s the story of Bob and his marijuana,
[01:23.22] and what it might do to you
[01:24.89]So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)] See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon
[01:30.46] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man
[01:34.69] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right
[01:37.18] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[01:40.76] So kids say no to drugs that' s right
[01:42.95] So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh
[01:45.23] Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along
[01:47.29]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Eminem]
[01:48.49] My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
[01:51.19] FUCK NO you ain' t seen it, it' s the size of a peanut Huh?
[01:53.97] Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
[01:56.43] Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
[01:58.03] If someone ever offers it to you, don' t do it
[02:00.17] Kids two hits' ll probably drain all your spinal fluid
[02:02.34] and spinal fluid is vital, you won' t get it back
[02:05.57] So don' t get attached, it' ll attack every bone in your back
[02:08.35] Meet Zach, twentyone years old
[02:09.58] After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
[02:13.46] and decides to try five, when he' s bribed by five guys
[02:16.53] and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
[02:19.40] Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
[02:21.92] and his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb
[02:24.11] His back starts tah look like the McDonald' s Arches
[02:26.63] He' s on Donald' s carpet, layin horizontal barfin BLEH
[02:28.96] And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
[02:31.93] " Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!"
[02:34.59] cause they took it too, so they think it' s funny
[02:37.39] So they' re laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
[02:40.07] Meanwhile, Zach' s in a coma, the action is over
[02:42.22] and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he' s practicin yoga
[02:45.10] And that' s the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
[02:47.93]So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for youChorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)] See children, drugs are bahhhd that' s right
[02:53.46] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd that' s right
[02:56.06] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom you can
[02:58.61] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will
[03:01.45] So kids say no to drugs smoke crack
[03:03.47] So you don' t act like everyone else does that' s right
[03:06.21] And there' s really nothin else to say but umm
[03:09.11]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Eminem]
[03:10.35] And last but not least, one of the most humungous
[03:13.67] problems among young people today, is fungus
[03:15.82] It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
[03:19.75] bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
[03:23.04] Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff
[03:25.39] And everything slows down when you eat some of ' em..
[03:27.68] And sometimes you see things that aren' t there Like what?
[03:30.14] Like fat woman in Gstrings with orange hair
[03:32.15] Mr. Shady what' s a Gstring? It' s yarn Claire
[03:34.48] Women stick ' em up their behinds, go out and wear ' em Huh?
[03:37.84] And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
[03:40.42] Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus
[03:42.70] Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow' s tongue How come?
[03:46.19] cause it comes from a cow' s dung Gross!!
[03:48.49] See drugs are bad, it' s a common fact
[03:50.79] But your mom and dad, know that' s all that I' m good at Oh!
[03:54.15] But don' t be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O. D.
[03:57.30] They' re gonna come for me and I' ma have to grow a goatee
[04:00.35] and get a disguise and hide, cause it' ll be my fault
[04:02.98] So don' t do drugs, and do exactly as I don' t,
[04:05.40]cause I'm bad for youChorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem)] See children, drugs are bahhhd uhhuh
[04:08.38] and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd put that down
[04:10.70] and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom you can ask
[04:13.13] She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time and she will
[04:15.55] So kids say no to drugs say no
[04:17.33] So you don' t act like everyone else does like I do
[04:20.11] And there' s really nothin else to say that' s right
[04:22.33]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Mr. Mackey] Eric Cartman
[04:24.86] Come on children, clap along SHUT UP!
[04:28.79] Sing along children Suck my motherfuckin dick!
[04:30.77] Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad South Park is gonna sue me!
[04:34.87] So don' t do drugs Suck my motherfuckin penis!
[04:38.49] so there' ll be more for me Hippie! God damnit!
[04:41.58] So, fucked up, right now..
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