Kids 歌词
| 歌曲 | Kids |
| 歌手 | Eminem |
| 专辑 | The Hits And Unreleased |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.06]Mr. Mackey] | （Eric Cartman） |
| [00:00.88] | And everyone should get along.. |
| [00:04.53] | Okay children quiet down, quiet down |
| [00:07.12] | Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day |
| [00:10.60] | His name is Mr. Shady |
| [00:14.45] | Children quiet down please |
| [00:16.44] | Brian don't throw that （SHUT UP!） |
| [00:17.74] | Mr. Shady will be your new substitute |
| [00:20.03] | while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia （HE'S GOT AIDS!） |
| [00:22.83]Good luck Mr. ShadyEminem] | |
| [00:24.23] | Hi there little boys and girls （FUCK YOU!） |
| [00:26.20] | Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels |
| [00:27.89] | But first, I'd like you to meet my friend Bob （Huh?） |
| [00:30.70] | Say hi Bob! （"Hi Bob"） Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom |
| [00:33.85] | and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot |
| [00:36.86] | but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot |
| [00:39.31] | And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot |
| [00:41.36] | and wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock |
| [00:44.02] | when it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog |
| [00:47.43] | Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks （AHH!） |
| [00:49.98] | And even if they escaped and they got the cops |
| [00:51.99] | the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge |
| [00:54.61] | 'til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job |
| [00:57.11] | when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk |
| [01:00.24] | But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off |
| [01:02.60] | But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker |
| [01:05.54] | Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka |
| [01:07.57] | You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr." |
| [01:10.45] | He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her |
| [01:13.37] | and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her |
| [01:16.27] | But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander |
| [01:18.74] | they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner |
| [01:21.31] | And that's the story of Bob and his marijuana, |
| [01:23.22] | and what it might do to you |
| [01:24.89]So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you Chorus: Mr. Mackey （Eminem）] | See children, drugs are bahhhd （c'mon） |
| [01:30.46] | and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd （ask him man） |
| [01:34.69] | and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom （that's right） |
| [01:37.18] | She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will） |
| [01:40.76] | So kids say no to drugs （that's right） |
| [01:42.95] | So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh） |
| [01:45.23] | Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along） |
| [01:47.29]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Eminem] | |
| [01:48.49] | My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? |
| [01:51.19] | FUCK NO you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut （Huh?） |
| [01:53.97] | Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels? |
| [01:56.43] | Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world |
| [01:58.03] | If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it |
| [02:00.17] | Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid |
| [02:02.34] | and spinal fluid is vital, you won't get it back |
| [02:05.57] | So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back |
| [02:08.35] | Meet Zach, twenty-one years old |
| [02:09.58] | After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold |
| [02:13.46] | and decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys |
| [02:16.53] | and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it |
| [02:19.40] | Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive |
| [02:21.92] | and his eyes roll back in his skull {*blblblblblb*} |
| [02:24.11] | His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches |
| [02:26.63] | He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*BLEH*} |
| [02:28.96] | And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him |
| [02:31.93] | "Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!" |
| [02:34.59] | cause they took it too, so they think it's funny |
| [02:37.39] | So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money |
| [02:40.07] | Meanwhile, Zach's in a coma, the action is over |
| [02:42.22] | and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga |
| [02:45.10] | And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac |
| [02:47.93]So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for youChorus: Mr. Mackey （Eminem）] | See children, drugs are bahhhd （that's right） |
| [02:53.46] | and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd （that's right） |
| [02:56.06] | and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom （you can） |
| [02:58.61] | She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will） |
| [03:01.45] | So kids say no to drugs （smoke crack） |
| [03:03.47] | So you don't act like everyone else does （that's right） |
| [03:06.21] | And there's really nothin else to say （but umm） |
| [03:09.11]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Eminem] | |
| [03:10.35] | And last but not least, one of the most humungous |
| [03:13.67] | problems among young people today, is fungus |
| [03:15.82] | It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, |
| [03:19.75] | bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it |
| [03:23.04] | Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff |
| [03:25.39] | And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em.. |
| [03:27.68] | And sometimes you see things that aren't there （Like what?） |
| [03:30.14] | Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair |
| [03:32.15] | （Mr. Shady what's a G-string?） It's yarn Claire |
| [03:34.48] | Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em （Huh?） |
| [03:37.84] | And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms |
| [03:40.42] | Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus |
| [03:42.70] | Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue （How come?） |
| [03:46.19] | cause it comes from a cow's dung （Gross!!） |
| [03:48.49] | See drugs are bad, it's a common fact |
| [03:50.79] | But your mom and dad, know that's all that I'm good at （Oh!） |
| [03:54.15] | But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D. |
| [03:57.30] | They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee |
| [04:00.35] | and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault |
| [04:02.98] | So don't do drugs, and do exactly as I don't, |
| [04:05.40]cause I'm bad for youChorus: Mr. Mackey （Eminem）] | See children, drugs are bahhhd （uh-huh） |
| [04:08.38] | and if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd （put that down） |
| [04:10.70] | and if you don't believe him, ask ya mom （you can ask） |
| [04:13.13] | She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （and she will） |
| [04:15.55] | So kids say no to drugs （say no） |
| [04:17.33] | So you don't act like everyone else does （like I do） |
| [04:20.11] | And there's really nothin else to say （that's right） |
| [04:22.33]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Mr. Mackey] | （Eric Cartman） |
| [04:24.86] | Come on children, clap along （SHUT UP!） |
| [04:28.79] | Sing along children （Suck my motherfuckin dick!） |
| [04:30.77] | Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad （South Park is gonna sue me!） |
| [04:34.87] | So don't do drugs （Suck my motherfuckin penis!） |
| [04:38.49] | so there'll be more for me （Hippie! God damnit!） |
| [04:41.58] | （So, fucked up, right now..） |
| [00:00.06]Mr. Mackey] | Eric Cartman |
| [00:00.88] | And everyone should get along.. |
| [00:04.53] | Okay children quiet down, quiet down |
| [00:07.12] | Children I' d like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day |
| [00:10.60] | His name is Mr. Shady |
| [00:14.45] | Children quiet down please |
| [00:16.44] | Brian don' t throw that SHUT UP! |
| [00:17.74] | Mr. Shady will be your new substitute |
| [00:20.03] | while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia HE' S GOT AIDS! |
| [00:22.83]Good luck Mr. ShadyEminem] | |
| [00:24.23] | Hi there little boys and girls FUCK YOU! |
| [00:26.20] | Today we' re gonna to learn how to poison squirrels |
| [00:27.89] | But first, I' d like you to meet my friend Bob Huh? |
| [00:30.70] | Say hi Bob! " Hi Bob" Bob' s 30 and still lives with his mom |
| [00:33.85] | and he don' t got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot |
| [00:36.86] | but his twelveyear old brother looks up to him an awful lot |
| [00:39.31] | And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot |
| [00:41.36] | and wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock |
| [00:44.02] | when it' s late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog |
| [00:47.43] | Drag ' em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks AHH! |
| [00:49.98] | And even if they escaped and they got the cops |
| [00:51.99] | the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge |
| [00:54.61] | ' til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job |
| [00:57.11] | when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk |
| [01:00.24] | But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off |
| [01:02.60] | But Bob wouldn' t knock it off cause he' s crazy and off his rocker |
| [01:05.54] | Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka |
| [01:07.57] | You couldn' t even take him to Dre' s to get Bob a " Dr." |
| [01:10.45] | He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her |
| [01:13.37] | and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her |
| [01:16.27] | But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander |
| [01:18.74] | they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner |
| [01:21.31] | And that' s the story of Bob and his marijuana, |
| [01:23.22] | and what it might do to you |
| [01:24.89]So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you Chorus: Mr. Mackey （Eminem）] | See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon |
| [01:30.46] | and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man |
| [01:34.69] | and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right |
| [01:37.18] | She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will |
| [01:40.76] | So kids say no to drugs that' s right |
| [01:42.95] | So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh |
| [01:45.23] | Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along |
| [01:47.29]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Eminem] | |
| [01:48.49] | My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? |
| [01:51.19] | FUCK NO you ain' t seen it, it' s the size of a peanut Huh? |
| [01:53.97] | Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels? |
| [01:56.43] | Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world |
| [01:58.03] | If someone ever offers it to you, don' t do it |
| [02:00.17] | Kids two hits' ll probably drain all your spinal fluid |
| [02:02.34] | and spinal fluid is vital, you won' t get it back |
| [02:05.57] | So don' t get attached, it' ll attack every bone in your back |
| [02:08.35] | Meet Zach, twentyone years old |
| [02:09.58] | After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold |
| [02:13.46] | and decides to try five, when he' s bribed by five guys |
| [02:16.53] | and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it |
| [02:19.40] | Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive |
| [02:21.92] | and his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb |
| [02:24.11] | His back starts tah look like the McDonald' s Arches |
| [02:26.63] | He' s on Donald' s carpet, layin horizontal barfin BLEH |
| [02:28.96] | And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him |
| [02:31.93] | " Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!" |
| [02:34.59] | cause they took it too, so they think it' s funny |
| [02:37.39] | So they' re laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money |
| [02:40.07] | Meanwhile, Zach' s in a coma, the action is over |
| [02:42.22] | and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he' s practicin yoga |
| [02:45.10] | And that' s the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac |
| [02:47.93]So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for youChorus: Mr. Mackey （Eminem）] | See children, drugs are bahhhd that' s right |
| [02:53.46] | and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd that' s right |
| [02:56.06] | and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom you can |
| [02:58.61] | She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will |
| [03:01.45] | So kids say no to drugs smoke crack |
| [03:03.47] | So you don' t act like everyone else does that' s right |
| [03:06.21] | And there' s really nothin else to say but umm |
| [03:09.11]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Eminem] | |
| [03:10.35] | And last but not least, one of the most humungous |
| [03:13.67] | problems among young people today, is fungus |
| [03:15.82] | It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, |
| [03:19.75] | bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it |
| [03:23.04] | Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff |
| [03:25.39] | And everything slows down when you eat some of ' em.. |
| [03:27.68] | And sometimes you see things that aren' t there Like what? |
| [03:30.14] | Like fat woman in Gstrings with orange hair |
| [03:32.15] | Mr. Shady what' s a Gstring? It' s yarn Claire |
| [03:34.48] | Women stick ' em up their behinds, go out and wear ' em Huh? |
| [03:37.84] | And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms |
| [03:40.42] | Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus |
| [03:42.70] | Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow' s tongue How come? |
| [03:46.19] | cause it comes from a cow' s dung Gross!! |
| [03:48.49] | See drugs are bad, it' s a common fact |
| [03:50.79] | But your mom and dad, know that' s all that I' m good at Oh! |
| [03:54.15] | But don' t be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O. D. |
| [03:57.30] | They' re gonna come for me and I' ma have to grow a goatee |
| [04:00.35] | and get a disguise and hide, cause it' ll be my fault |
| [04:02.98] | So don' t do drugs, and do exactly as I don' t, |
| [04:05.40]cause I'm bad for youChorus: Mr. Mackey （Eminem）] | See children, drugs are bahhhd uhhuh |
| [04:08.38] | and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd put that down |
| [04:10.70] | and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom you can ask |
| [04:13.13] | She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time and she will |
| [04:15.55] | So kids say no to drugs say no |
| [04:17.33] | So you don' t act like everyone else does like I do |
| [04:20.11] | And there' s really nothin else to say that' s right |
| [04:22.33]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Mr. Mackey] | Eric Cartman |
| [04:24.86] | Come on children, clap along SHUT UP! |
| [04:28.79] | Sing along children Suck my motherfuckin dick! |
| [04:30.77] | Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad South Park is gonna sue me! |
| [04:34.87] | So don' t do drugs Suck my motherfuckin penis! |
| [04:38.49] | so there' ll be more for me Hippie! God damnit! |
| [04:41.58] | So, fucked up, right now.. |
| [00:00.06]Mr. Mackey] | Eric Cartman |
| [00:00.88] | And everyone should get along.. |
| [00:04.53] | Okay children quiet down, quiet down |
| [00:07.12] | Children I' d like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day |
| [00:10.60] | His name is Mr. Shady |
| [00:14.45] | Children quiet down please |
| [00:16.44] | Brian don' t throw that SHUT UP! |
| [00:17.74] | Mr. Shady will be your new substitute |
| [00:20.03] | while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia HE' S GOT AIDS! |
| [00:22.83]Good luck Mr. ShadyEminem] | |
| [00:24.23] | Hi there little boys and girls FUCK YOU! |
| [00:26.20] | Today we' re gonna to learn how to poison squirrels |
| [00:27.89] | But first, I' d like you to meet my friend Bob Huh? |
| [00:30.70] | Say hi Bob! " Hi Bob" Bob' s 30 and still lives with his mom |
| [00:33.85] | and he don' t got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot |
| [00:36.86] | but his twelveyear old brother looks up to him an awful lot |
| [00:39.31] | And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot |
| [00:41.36] | and wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock |
| [00:44.02] | when it' s late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog |
| [00:47.43] | Drag ' em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks AHH! |
| [00:49.98] | And even if they escaped and they got the cops |
| [00:51.99] | the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge |
| [00:54.61] | ' til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job |
| [00:57.11] | when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk |
| [01:00.24] | But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off |
| [01:02.60] | But Bob wouldn' t knock it off cause he' s crazy and off his rocker |
| [01:05.54] | Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka |
| [01:07.57] | You couldn' t even take him to Dre' s to get Bob a " Dr." |
| [01:10.45] | He grabbed Stace' by the legs as chopped it off her |
| [01:13.37] | and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her |
| [01:16.27] | But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander |
| [01:18.74] | they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner |
| [01:21.31] | And that' s the story of Bob and his marijuana, |
| [01:23.22] | and what it might do to you |
| [01:24.89]So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you Chorus: Mr. Mackey （Eminem）] | See children, drugs are bahhhd c' mon |
| [01:30.46] | and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd ask him man |
| [01:34.69] | and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom that' s right |
| [01:37.18] | She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will |
| [01:40.76] | So kids say no to drugs that' s right |
| [01:42.95] | So you don' t act like everyone else does uhhuh |
| [01:45.23] | Then there' s really nothin else to say sing along |
| [01:47.29]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Eminem] | |
| [01:48.49] | My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? |
| [01:51.19] | FUCK NO you ain' t seen it, it' s the size of a peanut Huh? |
| [01:53.97] | Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels? |
| [01:56.43] | Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world |
| [01:58.03] | If someone ever offers it to you, don' t do it |
| [02:00.17] | Kids two hits' ll probably drain all your spinal fluid |
| [02:02.34] | and spinal fluid is vital, you won' t get it back |
| [02:05.57] | So don' t get attached, it' ll attack every bone in your back |
| [02:08.35] | Meet Zach, twentyone years old |
| [02:09.58] | After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold |
| [02:13.46] | and decides to try five, when he' s bribed by five guys |
| [02:16.53] | and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it |
| [02:19.40] | Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive |
| [02:21.92] | and his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb |
| [02:24.11] | His back starts tah look like the McDonald' s Arches |
| [02:26.63] | He' s on Donald' s carpet, layin horizontal barfin BLEH |
| [02:28.96] | And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him |
| [02:31.93] | " Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!" |
| [02:34.59] | cause they took it too, so they think it' s funny |
| [02:37.39] | So they' re laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money |
| [02:40.07] | Meanwhile, Zach' s in a coma, the action is over |
| [02:42.22] | and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he' s practicin yoga |
| [02:45.10] | And that' s the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac |
| [02:47.93]So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for youChorus: Mr. Mackey （Eminem）] | See children, drugs are bahhhd that' s right |
| [02:53.46] | and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd that' s right |
| [02:56.06] | and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom you can |
| [02:58.61] | She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time she will |
| [03:01.45] | So kids say no to drugs smoke crack |
| [03:03.47] | So you don' t act like everyone else does that' s right |
| [03:06.21] | And there' s really nothin else to say but umm |
| [03:09.11]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Eminem] | |
| [03:10.35] | And last but not least, one of the most humungous |
| [03:13.67] | problems among young people today, is fungus |
| [03:15.82] | It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, |
| [03:19.75] | bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it |
| [03:23.04] | Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff |
| [03:25.39] | And everything slows down when you eat some of ' em.. |
| [03:27.68] | And sometimes you see things that aren' t there Like what? |
| [03:30.14] | Like fat woman in Gstrings with orange hair |
| [03:32.15] | Mr. Shady what' s a Gstring? It' s yarn Claire |
| [03:34.48] | Women stick ' em up their behinds, go out and wear ' em Huh? |
| [03:37.84] | And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms |
| [03:40.42] | Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus |
| [03:42.70] | Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow' s tongue How come? |
| [03:46.19] | cause it comes from a cow' s dung Gross!! |
| [03:48.49] | See drugs are bad, it' s a common fact |
| [03:50.79] | But your mom and dad, know that' s all that I' m good at Oh! |
| [03:54.15] | But don' t be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O. D. |
| [03:57.30] | They' re gonna come for me and I' ma have to grow a goatee |
| [04:00.35] | and get a disguise and hide, cause it' ll be my fault |
| [04:02.98] | So don' t do drugs, and do exactly as I don' t, |
| [04:05.40]cause I'm bad for youChorus: Mr. Mackey （Eminem）] | See children, drugs are bahhhd uhhuh |
| [04:08.38] | and if you don' t believe me, ask ya dahhhd put that down |
| [04:10.70] | and if you don' t believe him, ask ya mom you can ask |
| [04:13.13] | She' ll tell you how she does ' em all the time and she will |
| [04:15.55] | So kids say no to drugs say no |
| [04:17.33] | So you don' t act like everyone else does like I do |
| [04:20.11] | And there' s really nothin else to say that' s right |
| [04:22.33]Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?Mr. Mackey] | Eric Cartman |
| [04:24.86] | Come on children, clap along SHUT UP! |
| [04:28.79] | Sing along children Suck my motherfuckin dick! |
| [04:30.77] | Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad South Park is gonna sue me! |
| [04:34.87] | So don' t do drugs Suck my motherfuckin penis! |
| [04:38.49] | so there' ll be more for me Hippie! God damnit! |
| [04:41.58] | So, fucked up, right now.. |
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