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Royce: What? Uhh.. |
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Em: The Bad.. |
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Royce: Yeah.. |
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Em: The Evil.. |
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Royce: Right, yo |
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Em: put em together |
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Chorus: Royce the 5-9 & Eminem |
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Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip |
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Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit |
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If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew |
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Royce: Yo.. |
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Both: I'm just fuckin with you, cause I got nothin to do |
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Eminem: |
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I am bored!!!!! |
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I came in the diner with skateboarders, and placed orders |
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Ate hors d'oeuvres, and hit the waiter with plate warmers {crash sound} |
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Let you inhale the glock smell, while I'm rippin your wallet off |
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and slippin a Molotov in your Cocktail |
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Burnin your contracts, punch your A&R in the face {punch sound} |
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Smash his glasses and turn em to contacts |
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I'm on some shook shit, if it's missin I took it |
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Nurse look at this straightjacket, it's crooked! |
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I go to jail and murder you from a cell |
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Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail |
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So how do you describe someone, with a decapitated head |
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when the rest of his body's still alive RUNNIN? |
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Royce: |
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Comin with five gunmen, waitin to do a drive-by |
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So when you see the black 500 hide from it |
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For every hundred MC's rhymin about birds |
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|
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only about two-thirds'd really set it without words |
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Yo you ain't a thug, I can make you bitch up |
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Pick the fifth up, cock, spit, you would swear it's rainin slugs |
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I'm the hottest shit in the industry |
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I got every thug on the block that get a wind of me defendin me |
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You lack class and respect, get a direct backblast |
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The Bad and Evil mad rap, I cover the Bad half |
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You know how a thug in this shit'll end up |
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Spit a round, lift your chin up, you get hit, ten down and ten up |
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I take it if you run your mouth, then you wanna get sent up |
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Heat it up, you be leakin blood and spittin phlegm up |
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Now we rivals, cause of a small name or title |
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You stepped, got devoured and left with a flower and bible |
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Chorus: Royce the 5-9 & Eminem |
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Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip |
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Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit |
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If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew |
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Royce: Yo.. |
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Both: I'm just fuckin with you, cause I got nothin to do |
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Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip |
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|
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Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit |
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If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew |
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Royce: Yo.. |
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Both: I'm just fuckin with you, cause I got nothin to do |
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Eminem: |
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Forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicated |
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it takes six minutes to get applause |
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And by the time you all catch on, I'ma end your career |
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and walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on! |
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I'll throw you off of ten floors .. *AHHHHHHH* |
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Pull a fuckin headache outta my head, and put it in yours |
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I'm indoors, waitin for this acid to seep in my skin pores |
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to go outdoors and do some in-stores |
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This bitch wanted to blow me, I said, "It oughta happen. |
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You swallow cum bitch?" "No, but I brought a napkin" |
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Gettin skullie while I'm autographin |
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Got my daughter laughin cause I sent her mother whitewater raftin |
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I'm not a fact, I'ma proven fear |
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Mr. Rogers blocked up my U-haul screamin, |
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|
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"Wait, wait, wait.. you ain't movin here!" |
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Lorena Bobbitt, c'mere, want a souveneir? |
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I've been high as fuck, since I was a juvi-neer |
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Juvenile? Same difference -- I need some 'caine |
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cause I ain't sniffed since I woke up the seven slain infants |
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my |
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I won't stay the same cause I traded brains with a chimpanz' |
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Royce: |
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Walkin in swamp water with an M-16, out for the blood |
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Shove a gun in the mouth of a thug |
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To break braces, you say grace and make faces |
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I'll display hate and break you in eight places |
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Take paces, turn around draw in a standoff |
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Precise aim, icin my fame, blowin your hand off |
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Dancin with the Devil leadin - I won't die, I'm never leavin |
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I pledge allegiance to forever breathin |
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Street niggaz with nuts, what? My meat's bigger |
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Fake-ass thugs with toy guns and cheap triggers |
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with a deathwish, thinkin I'm the nigga to mess with |
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Let the tech lift, direct chest hit, melt your necklace |
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For instance, you just a henchmen, on tough soil |
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A follower never had heart, he just loyal |
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Thugs is glass doors, I see through em, put the heat to em |
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Be careful you might get what you ask for |
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Chorus: Royce the 5-9 & Eminem |
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Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip |
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Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit |
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If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew |
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Royce: Yo.. |
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Both: I'm just fuckin with you, cause I got nothin to do |
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Royce: Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip |
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Em: If it wasn't for a wrist, I'd have nothin to slit |
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If it wasn't for the shrooms, I'd have nothin to chew |
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Royce: Yo.. |
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Both: I'm just fuckin with you, cause I got nothin to do |
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Em: |
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The Bad.. the Evil.. |
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The Bad.. the Evil. |
