The Real Slim Shady

歌曲 The Real Slim Shady
歌手 Eminem
专辑 The Real Slim Shady

歌词

[00:02.110] May I have your attention please
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[00:05.510] May I have your attention please
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[00:08.380] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
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[00:12.000] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:16.710] We're going to have a problem here
[00:17.850] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:18.860]
[00:20.180] jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:22.880] started whoopin her ass worse than before
[00:24.800] they first get divorced throwing her over furniture
[00:27.090] It's the return of the
[00:28.130] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he
[00:32.070] And Dr Dre said
[00:33.490] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement
[00:36.920] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.370] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:40.590] look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:43.260] limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though
[00:45.670] Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.150] but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
[00:50.230] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:52.460] but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:54.830] my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:57.090] and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.420] and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.730] and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
[01:04.140] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05.450] by the time they hit 4th grade
[01:07.420] they got the discovery channel don't they
[01:09.020] We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[01:11.950] who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.720] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.680] then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.080] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[01:20.290] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.440] I'm Slim Shady
[01:23.250] Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24.560] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:26.950] So won't the real Slim Shady
[01:28.150] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:31.560] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[01:32.580] Yes I'm the real Shady
[01:33.720] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:35.950] So won't the real Slim shady
[01:37.340] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[01:40.570] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:41.660]
[01:43.020] Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too
[01:45.420] You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[01:47.160] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[01:49.920] But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird
[01:52.160] Why So you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:54.500] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[01:57.120] Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.020] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.150] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:03.750] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:05.880] yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
[02:08.340] I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10.480] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D
[02:12.700] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[02:15.850] So I've been sent here to destroy you
[02:17.930] And theres a million of us just like me
[02:19.660] Who cuss like me
[02:20.470] Who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:22.150] Who dress like me
[02:22.890] Walk talk and act like me
[02:24.330] It just might be the next best thing
[02:25.760] But not quite me
[02:26.740] I'm Slim Shady
[02:27.680] Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:28.840] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31.040] So won't the real Slim Shady
[02:32.460] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:35.860] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[02:36.880] Yes I'm the real Shady
[02:37.990] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.520] So won't the real Slim shady
[02:41.690] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[02:44.890] I'm like a headtrip to listen to
[02:46.270] Cause I'm only giving you
[02:47.410] things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
[02:49.810] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
[02:52.580] And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
[02:54.940] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.470] And whether you like to admit it
[02:57.990] I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there
[03:00.990] Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums
[03:03.200] Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30
[03:06.110] Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty
[03:08.080] Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking
[03:10.590] But this whole bag of viagra isn't working
[03:12.620] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:15.050] He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings
[03:17.510] Or in the parking lot circling
[03:19.040] screaming I don't give a fuck
[03:20.260] With his windows down and system up
[03:21.770] So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:24.130] and put one of those fingures on each hand up
[03:26.440] and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:28.750] and one more time loud as you can how does it go
[03:30.990] Cuz I'm Slim Shady
[03:31.990] Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33.240] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:35.550] So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:36.790] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:40.190] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:41.230] Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:42.450] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:44.730] So won't the real Slim shady
[03:45.970] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:49.380] I'm Slim Shady
[03:50.410] Yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.610] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:53.980] So won't the real Slim Shady
[03:55.260] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up
[03:58.590] becuase I'm Slim Shady
[03:59.760] Yes I'm the real Shady
[04:00.780] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:02.920] So won't the real Slim shady
[04:04.320] Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up

歌词大意

[00:02.110] dà jiā ān jìng yī xià
[00:05.510] tīng hǎo le
[00:08.380] qǐng Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[00:12.000] wǒ zài shuō yī biàn, qǐng Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[00:16.710] kàn qǐ lái yǒu má fán le
[00:17.850] nǐ men kàn zhe dōu xiàng dì yī cì jiàn dào bái rén Rapper nà yàng
[00:20.180] xià bā zháo dì, xiàng Pam nà yàng, kàn jiàn Tommy chōng jìn mén
[00:22.880] rán hòu bǐ yǐ qián gèng fēng kuáng de chōu tā de!
[00:24.800] tā men lí hūn le, Pam bǎ jiā jù rēng dé dào chù luàn fēi
[00:27.090] zhè bú shì XX de huí guī? a, bú duì, bù kě néng, nǐ kěn dìng zài kāi wán xiào
[00:28.130] a, bú duì, bù kě néng, nǐ kěn dìng zài kāi wán xiào
[00:32.070] rán hòu Dr. Dre shuō:""
[00:33.490] shén me dōu méi shuō! nǐ bèi shuǎ le, bèn dàn!
Dre zǎo sǐ le, tā xiàn zài bèi wǒ suǒ zài dì xià shì lǐ! hā hā hā hā hā
[00:36.920] nǚ quán zhǔ yì zhě dōu ài wǒ fǎn yǔ EM zǎo qī gē cí jiǎng de shén me Stan men dōu dǒng
[00:38.370] yīn wèi tā mǎn kǒu dōu shì nǚ rén rán ér shuō de shì Hoe, zhè lèi de 2333
[00:40.590] qiáo qiáo tā nà guǐ yàng zi, wǒ shòu gòu tā le zǒu lái zǒu qù zhuā zhe tā de XX... nǐ dǒng de...
[00:43.260] zhèng zài rě nù... nǐ zhī dào de...
Yeah, nǐ kàn tā duō kě ài ya!
[00:45.670] duì, wǒ gū jì wǒ nǎo dài lǐ jǐ kē luó sī dīng sōng le
[00:48.150] dàn shì bǐ qǐ nǐ bà mā zài wò shì lǐ fā shēng de shì qíng, dōu shì xiǎo wū jiàn dà wū
[00:50.230] yǒu shí hou, wǒ xiǎng zài diàn shì shàng shuō chū wǒ de xīn shēng, dàn shì wǒ bù néng zhè me zuò
[00:52.460] nǐ kàn, gàn yī tóu sǐ le de tuó lù duì yú Tom Green lái shuō shì hěn kù de
[00:54.830] kuài lái guì tiǎn
[00:57.090] rú guǒ wǒ xìng yùn de huà, wǒ cāi wǒ néng dé dào yí gè wěn
[00:59.420] yǐ shàng jiù shì wǒ men chuán shū gěi hái zi men de dōng xī
[01:01.730] rán hòu wǒ men què zhǐ wàng tā men bù zhī nǚ rén de yīn X shì shén me
[01:04.140] dàn tā men kěn dìng huì zhī dào shì shén me dōng xī
[01:05.450] yīn wèi dāng tā men shàng sì nián jí de shí hòu
[01:07.420] huì kàn Discovery Channel duì ma?
kē xué tàn suǒ lèi sì yú dòng wù shì jiè
[01:09.020] wǒ men bù guò zhǐ shì bǔ rǔ lèi dòng wù bà le... ō bù, qí shí yǒu xiē shì shí rén zú
[01:11.950] tā men huì bǎ rén xiàng hā mì guā nà yàng zhǎn kāi
[01:13.720] dàn shì jì rán wǒ men kě yǐ gàn sǐ qù de líng yáng
[01:15.680] nà ràng liǎng gè nán rén sī bēn yě jiù méi shén me shuō tóu le
[01:18.080] rú guǒ nǐ hé wǒ de xiǎng fǎ yí yàng, wǒ yǒu yí gè bàn fǎ
[01:20.290] nǚ rén men, huī wǔ nǐ men de huī dòng qǐ lái, rán hòu yì qǐ lái hé chàng.......
[01:22.440] wǒ cái shì Slim Shady
[01:23.250] wǒ cái shì nà gè bái rén shuō chàng zhī shén
[01:24.560] ér nǐ men qí tā de Slim Shady dōu shì zài mó fǎng wǒ bà le...
[01:26.950] suǒ yǐ bù rú ràng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[01:28.150] zhàn qǐ lái
[01:31.560] wǒ cái shì Slim Shady
[01:32.580] wǒ cái shì nà gè bái rén shuō chàng zhī shén
[01:33.720] ér nǐ men qí tā de Slim Shady dōu shì zài mó fǎng wǒ bà le...
[01:35.950] suǒ yǐ bù rú ràng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[01:37.340] zhàn qǐ lái
[01:40.570] Will Smith shuō tā zài gē lǐ miàn cóng lái bù bào cū kǒu
[01:43.020] bù guò wǒ huì bào, suǒ yǐ qù de
[01:45.420] nǐ rèn wéi wǒ huì tè bié zài hu gé lái měi jiǎng?
[01:47.160] nǐ men yīn yuè píng lùn jiā zhōng yī bàn yǐ shàng de gēn běn bù niǎo wǒ
[01:49.920] kě shì Slim, nǐ yíng le zěn me bàn, nà bú shì huì hěn qí guài?
[01:52.160] qí guài shén me? nà yàng nǐ men jiù kě yǐ piàn wǒ dào zhè lǐ?
[01:54.500] jiù kě yǐ, bǎ wǒ ān pái zuò zài bù lán nī páng biān?
[01:57.120] nà Christina Aguilera dé gēn wǒ huàn zuò wèi
[01:59.020] zhè yàng wǒ néng zuò zài Carson Daly hé Fred Durst páng biān
[02:01.150] rán hòu tīng tā men zhēng lùn Christina gèng xǐ huān shuí
[02:03.750] nǐ zhè, zài MTV shàng bǎ wǒ chè xià lái tòu tòu qì
[02:05.880] tā què shí hěn kě ài, bù guò tā yǐ jīng hé Kim jié hūn le, hēi hēi
[02:08.340] wǒ yīng gāi bǎ tā de gē xià dào MP3 shàng
[02:10.480] rán hòu xiù gěi shì jiè kàn tā rú hé gěi wǒ XX
[02:12.700] wǒ yǐ jīng hěn yàn fán nǐ men zhè bāng xiǎo pì hái men, nǐ men zhěng tiān jiù huì fán wǒ
[02:15.850] suǒ yǐ wǒ shì lái gǎo zá nǐ men de
[02:17.930] yīn wèi zhè shì jiè shang xiàng wǒ zhè yàng de rén yǒu qiān qiān wàn wàn
[02:19.660] xiàng wǒ zhè yàng bào cū kǒu
[02:20.470] xiàng wǒ yí yàng shà yě bù zài hu
[02:22.150] xiàng wǒ zhè yàng chuān zhe féi dà de HIPHOP yī fú
[02:22.890] xiàng wǒ zhè yàng jǔ zhǐ guài yì
[02:24.330]
[02:25.760] dàn yǒng yuǎn dōu bú huì shì wǒ!
[02:26.740] wǒ cái shì Slim Shady
[02:27.680] wǒ cái shì nà gè bái rén shuō chàng zhī shén
[02:28.840] ér nǐ men qí tā de Slim Shady dōu shì zài mó fǎng wǒ bà le...
[02:31.040] suǒ yǐ bù rú ràng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[02:32.460] zhàn qǐ lái
[02:35.860] wǒ cái shì Slim Shady
[02:36.880] wǒ cái shì nà gè bái rén shuō chàng zhī shén
[02:37.990] ér nǐ men qí tā de Slim Shady dōu shì zài mó fǎng wǒ bà le...
[02:40.520] suǒ yǐ bù rú ràng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[02:41.690] zhàn qǐ lái
[02:44.890] tīng wǒ shuō chàng shì yī zhǒng jīng shén xiǎng shòu
[02:46.270] yīn wèi zhǐ yǒu wǒ huì xiàng nǐ men xiàn shàng
[02:47.410] yī xiē nǐ hé nǐ de péng yǒu mén zài qǐn shì lǐ tou xiào huà de dōng xī
[02:49.810] wéi yī bù tóng de shì, wǒ zài nǐ men miàn qián yǒu zhǒng shuō chū lái
[02:52.580] ér qiě wǒ bù yòng yǎn shì
[02:54.940] wǒ zhǐ shì ná dào yí gè mài kè fēng qián, tǔ chū zhēn yán
[02:56.470] bù guǎn nǐ xǐ bù xǐ huān, wǒ dōu bǎ zhè tā dà shēng de chàng chū lái
[02:57.990] wǒ bǐ nǐ men qí tā 90 de shuō chàng gē shǒu dōu NB
[03:00.990] zhè jiù shì wèi shí me zhè bāng xiǎo hái mǎi wǒ de zhuān jí jiù xiàng yí yàng shàng yǐn
[03:03.200] zhēn huá jī, yīn wèi wǒ yǐ jīng 30 suì le
[03:06.110] ér qiě wǒ huì shì wéi yī yí gè zài hù shì fáng lǐ pào niū de rén
[03:08.080] niē nèi xiē hù shì de, rán hòu hé Jergens yí kuài ér dǎ shǒu qiāng
[03:10.590] kě shì yī zhěng dài zi de wěi gē dōu méi luǎn yòng
[03:12.620] qí shí chāo jí jù xīng kě néng jiù yǐn cáng zài wǒ men zhī zhōng
[03:15.050] tā kě néng zài hàn bǎo wáng gōng zuò, zài nǐ de yáng cōng quān shàng tǔ tán
[03:17.510] huò zhě zài yí gè tíng chē chǎng lǐ kāi zhe chē zhuàn quān
[03:19.040] jiào zhe" wǒ cái bù guǎn nà me duō!"
[03:20.260] rán hòu yáo xià chē chuāng
[03:21.770] suǒ yǐ qǐng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái ba
[03:24.130] bǎ zhōng zhǐ shù qǐ lái
[03:26.440] zài wèi zì jǐ de wán quán shī kòng jiāo ào bù yǐ
[03:28.750] yòng nǐ zuì xiǎng de shēng yīn zài lái yī cì, nà jù huà zěn me shuō de lái zhe
[03:30.990] wǒ cái shì Slim Shady
[03:31.990] wǒ cái shì nà gè bái rén shuō chàng zhī shén
[03:33.240] ér nǐ men qí tā de Slim Shady dōu shì zài mó fǎng wǒ bà le...
[03:35.550] suǒ yǐ bù rú ràng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[03:36.790] zhàn qǐ lái ba
[03:40.190] wǒ cái shì Slim Shady
[03:41.230] wǒ cái shì nà gè bái rén shuō chàng zhī shén
[03:42.450] ér nǐ men qí tā de Slim Shady dōu shì zài mó fǎng wǒ bà le...
[03:44.730] suǒ yǐ bù rú ràng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[03:45.970] zhàn qǐ lái a
[03:49.380] wǒ cái shì Slim Shady
[03:50.410] wǒ cái shì nà gè bái rén shuō chàng zhī shén
[03:51.610] ér nǐ men qí tā de Slim Shady dōu shì zài mó fǎng wǒ bà le...
[03:53.980] suǒ yǐ bù rú ràng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[03:55.260] zhàn qǐ lái yǐn bào quán chǎng
[03:58.590] yīn wèi wǒ cái shì Slim Shady
[03:59.760] wǒ cái shì nà gè bái rén shuō chàng zhī shén
[04:00.780] ér nǐ men qí tā de Slim Shady dōu shì zài mó fǎng wǒ bà le...
[04:02.920] suǒ yǐ bù rú ràng zhēn zhèng de Slim Shady zhàn qǐ lái
[04:04.320] zhàn qǐ lái high bào quán chǎng!