歌曲 | Hieeee |
歌手 | Alaska Thunderfuck |
专辑 | Anus |
[00:07.3] | Greetings |
[00:14.2] | My name's yours |
[00:16.50] | What's Alaska |
[00:29.5] | Everybody welcome to the show |
[00:34.3] | The rules of engagement are really quite simple |
[00:37.1] | So if you can pull yourself away from grindr for two seconds |
[00:40.22] | Listen up |
[00:41.43] | The use of flash photography is strictly mandatory |
[00:46.10] | Do you think I look like this just so I can exist in your feeble memory |
[00:50.96] | Take a picture and I'll last forever |
[00:54.68] | Get your drinks now people |
[00:56.58] | The more you drink the prettier we look |
[01:00.89] | Is this your boyfriend honey |
[01:04.11] | Not anymore |
[01:06.67] | Tipping is compulsory |
[01:09.1] | If you don't know what compulsory means |
[01:11.23] | I'll spell it out for you "Tip These Men" |
[01:15.72] | It takes a lot of money to look this cheap darling |
[01:19.28] | Be kind to your entertainers |
[01:23.44] | If you see a flaw squint |
[01:25.91] | If you see a bulge don't be mad |
[01:28.16] | Some of the most beautiful women in the world have gigantic penises |
[01:32.29] | If you see something you don't like |
[01:34.32] | Something unseemly or offensive |
[01:36.44] | Something vile or disgusting |
[01:38.71] | We'll be happy to take your complaints after the show |
[01:41.40] | At the corner of f**k you and go f**k yourself avenuecom I'll see you there |
[01:47.5] | Bring a sweater |
[01:49.34] | If you think you can do better sweetheart I implore you |
[01:52.77] | Put on a wig and mash your mouth around to other people's music for four and a half minutes |
[01:57.73] | It's not as easy as it looks |
[01:59.40] | Do you need a hairpiece |
[02:01.2] | Here you can borrow mine |
[02:03.40] | Show generosity to these monstrosities |
[02:06.79] | Respect kindness compassion |
[02:11.21] | And most of all whenever possible |
[02:15.49] | Tell us we look gorgeous |
[02:19.33] | Tell us we look gorgeous |
[02:23.2] | Tell me I look gorgeous |
[02:27.4] | Do I look gorgeous |
[02:29.37] | Yeah |
[02:30.17] | Okay but how about sexy |
[02:32.18] | Yeah |
[02:34.4] | Okay alright but how about sensual |
[02:36.60] | Yeah |
[02:37.98] | Alright but how about breathtaking geez |
[02:41.22] | Yeah |
[02:41.90] | I swear it's like pulling teeth to get a little tiny compliment out of you people |
[02:46.16] | Now let's review everybody |
[02:49.25] | Your makeup is terrible |
[02:51.91] | If you're not wearing nails you're not doing drag |
[02:54.18] | Don't ever touch my hair |
[02:55.64] | Anus |
[02:56.56] | I love your pussy |
[02:57.52] | Give me all your money |
[02:58.70] | Absolutely |
[03:00.58] | Come on nature come on come on buildup okay |
[03:08.16] | Hieeee |
[03:14.73] | Hieeee |
[03:22.20] | Hieeee |
[03:28.19] | Everybody everywhere |
[03:30.01] | Everybody everywhere |
[03:31.18] | Hieeee |
[03:34.83] | Hieeee |
[03:36.13] | Hieeee |
[03:36.68] | Hieeee |
[03:37.57] | Hieeee |
[03:38.14] | Hieeee |
[00:07.3] | dà jiā hǎo |
[00:14.2] | wǒ de míng zì jiù shì nǐ de |
[00:16.50] | shén me shì Alaska |
[00:29.5] | huān yíng lái dào zhè gè xiù chǎng |
[00:34.3] | zhè dìng hūn de guī zé zhēn de rio jiǎn dān |
[00:37.1] | rú guǒ nǐ néng lí kāi Grindr tóng xìng liàn jiāo yǒu APP liǎng miǎo zhōng |
[00:40.22] | tīng zhe |
[00:41.43] | shǎn guāng shè yǐng de shǐ yòng shì yán gé qiáng zhì xìng de |
[00:46.10] | nǐ rèn wéi wǒ shì zhè yàng de ma, cún zài yú nǐ de cuì ruò de jì yì lǐ de nà zhǒng |
[00:50.96] | pāi zhāng zhào piān, zhào piān lǐ de wǒ jiāng yǒng cún |
[00:54.68] | xiàn zài, ná zhe nǐ de yǐn liào |
[00:56.58] | nǐ hē dé yuè duō, wǒ men jiù yuè hǎo kàn |
[01:00.89] | qīn ài de zhè shì nǐ de nán péng yǒu ma |
[01:04.11] | zài yě bú shì la |
[01:06.67] | xiǎo fèi shì qiáng zhì xìng de |
[01:09.1] | rú guǒ nǐ bù zhī dào shén me shì qiáng zhì shǒu duàn |
[01:11.23] | wǒ huì pīn chū lái gěi nǐ" gěi tā men ba" |
[01:15.72] | huā le hěn duō qián kàn shang qu hái shì hěn pián yí a qīn ài de |
[01:19.28] | shàn dài nǐ de yì rén |
[01:23.44] | rú guǒ nǐ kàn dào le yí gè cuò wù de yǎn shén |
[01:25.91] | rú guǒ nǐ kàn dào yí gè lóng qǐ, bú yào shēng qì |
[01:28.16] | zài shì jiè shang yī xiē zuì měi lì de nǚ xìng yǒu jù dà de YJ |
[01:32.29] | rú guǒ nǐ kàn dào yī xiē nǐ bù xǐ huān de dōng xī |
[01:34.32] | zāo fēi yì de huò shì wú lǐ de |
[01:36.44] | bēi bǐ de huò lìng rén yàn wù de |
[01:38.71] | wǒ men hěn lè yì zài zhǎn huì jié shù hòu jiē shòu nín de tóu sù |
[01:41.40] | zài jiǎo luò lǐ nǐ, qù nǐ mā de, wǒ jiù kàn nǐ zài na r |
[01:47.5] | dài jiàn máo yī |
[01:49.34] | rú guǒ nǐ rèn wéi nǐ kě yǐ zuò de gèng hǎo, qīn ài de wǒ kěn qiú nǐ |
[01:52.77] | dài shang jiǎ fà, bǎ nǐ de zuǐ mò suì jìn bié rén de yīn yuè sì gè bàn zhōng |
[01:57.73] | zhè huó ér bù xiàng kàn qǐ lái nà me róng yì |
[01:59.40] | nǐ xū yào yí gè jiǎ fà ma? |
[02:01.2] | nǐ kě yǐ jiè wǒ de |
[02:03.40] | duì zhèi xiē guài wù zhǎn shì kāng kǎi |
[02:06.79] | zūn zhòng shàn liáng cí bēi |
[02:11.21] | zuì zhòng yào de shì suí shí fā shēng |
[02:15.49] | gào sù wǒ men, wǒ men kàn qǐ lái hěn piào liàng |
[02:19.33] | gào sù wǒ men, wǒ men kàn qǐ lái hěn piào liàng |
[02:23.2] | gào sù wǒ, wǒ kàn qǐ lái hěn piào liàng |
[02:27.4] | wǒ piào liàng ma |
[02:29.37] | Yeah |
[02:30.17] | hǎo de, nà xìng gǎn rú hé? |
[02:32.18] | Yeah |
[02:34.4] | hǎo de, nà ròu gǎn ne? |
[02:36.60] | Yeah |
[02:37.98] | hái yǒu cì jī? |
[02:41.22] | Yeah |
[02:41.90] | wǒ fā shì, zhè jiù xiàng bá yá yǐ dé dào bié rén xiǎo xiǎo de zàn měi yí yàng |
[02:46.16] | xiàn zài ràng wǒ men huí gù měi ge rén |
[02:49.25] | nǐ de zhuāng tài zāo gāo le |
[02:51.91] | rú guǒ nǐ méi yǒu zuò měi jiǎ, nǐ jiù suàn bù shàng zhuāng bàn |
[02:54.18] | yǒng yuǎn bú yào pèng wǒ de tóu fà |
[02:55.64] | gāng mén |
[02:56.56] | wǒ ài nǐ de... zì xíng bǎi dù |
[02:57.52] | bǎ nǐ suǒ yǒu de qián dōu gěi wǒ |
[02:58.70] | jué duì dì |
[03:00.58] | lái ba tiān xìng, lái ba, qíng gǎn |
[03:08.16] | Hieeee |
[03:14.73] | Hieeee |
[03:22.20] | Hieeee |
[03:28.19] | měi yí ge rén měi gè dì fāng |
[03:30.01] | měi yí ge rén měi gè dì fāng |
[03:31.18] | Hieeee |
[03:34.83] | Hieeee |
[03:36.13] | Hieeee |
[03:36.68] | Hieeee |
[03:37.57] | Hieeee |
[03:38.14] | Hieeee |