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Thank you for the flowers |
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I threw them on the fire |
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And i burned the photographs that you had enclosed |
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God they were ugly children |
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So you're the little bastard of that brother of mine |
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Trying to trick a poor old woman |
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'til i almost had a weakness |
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Last week cousin florence |
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Bit your uncle joe |
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Hit him on the forehead with a knife and a fork |
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(she) said that he looked like the devil |
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Then she said... 'pass the vinegar,' i'm beginning to think |
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(that) i'm the only one who hasn't taken to the drinking of it |
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Though i almost had a weakness |
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It pains me to mention |
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These delicate concerns |
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While i have to tolerate you family jewels |
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I really mustn't grumble |
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('cause) when i die the cats and dogs will jump up and down |
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And you little swines will get nothing |
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Though i almost had a weakness |
