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Women may love me, but I don't love women |
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At least not collectively |
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Some men admire me and others despise me |
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The feeling is mutual, I'm sure you'll agree |
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Some men go for supermodels |
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Others, Reader's Wives |
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Some men deal in high finance |
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Whilst others deal in lives |
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I'm not following you |
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Here are the manuals |
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A table of contents |
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Alpha to Zeta, it's all Greek to me |
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In these new dark ages |
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When counterfeit sages |
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Are looked on as beacons |
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It's something to see |
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I'm not following you |
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The Oxbridge fraternity rotters convention |
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That bone of contention |
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I'm sorry I mentioned |
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Consensus, consensus |
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The senseless consensus |
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The more than my jobsworth |
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The dumb and defenseless |
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The lambs to the slaughter |
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The dead in the water |
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Achievers and plodders |
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The cannons the fodder |
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The assault on the senses |
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The re-vamped the wily |
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The sorry to mention |
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The rather not say |
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The dead and the dying |
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The fish they are frying |
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The ball needs a bladder |
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The helmet, a visor |
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Advised her to sell up and slip out of here |
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The Knights of the Templar |
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The violent distemper |
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The Marvin Rainwater |
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The Johnny Sincere |
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The Same |
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Can you repeat the question? |