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歌曲 Professional Rapper
歌手 Lil Dicky
歌手 Snoop Dogg
专辑 Professional Rapper
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[ti:Professional Rapper]
[ar:Lil *************y]
[al:Professional Rapper]
[00:00.00]
[00:03.31] Hello, how can I help you?
[00:05.14] Hi, my name's Dave Burd
[00:07.32] I have an appointment today. It's probably under "Lil *************y"
[00:10.86] Actually, I'm a… I'm a rapper, so…
[00:13.37] OK, and who are you here to see?
[00:15.71] Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here "Snoop D-o-g-g"
[00:19.52] Oh, yeah. He's right down the hall. First door to your right
[00:22.72] Give him a knock and he should be right with you
[00:24.71] Thanks. It's uh, this door right here, right?
[00:27.42] Mm-hmm
[00:28.28] Thank you
[00:30.41] Grab a seat
[00:31.22] Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet
[00:33.09] Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg
[00:35.04] Let me just check your sheet
[00:36.20] No problem
[00:37.00] Sir, let me just say
[00:38.07] I'm a big fan of the *************t that y'all make
[00:39.83] I can't lie, I been thinking about this all day
[00:41.61] All good, there's a reason that we called, Dave
[00:43.53] Let me start with your background
[00:44.70] Where you come from?
[00:45.44] Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond
[00:47.26] Before that
[00:47.87] Oh, you talking bout my hometown?
[00:48.87] Yeah
[00:49.24] I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham
[00:52.21] It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around
[00:54.03] So real *************t you ain't never had to struggle for much
[00:56.00] I wouldn't say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap
[00:58.41] Elaborate
[00:59.23] Well I ain't never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school
[01:01.86] Like I was doing *************t I had to do so when I finished undergrad
[01:04.31] I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted
[01:06.37] But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping
[01:08.10] Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that
[01:11.02] When you been racing them rats, you ain't been making them raps
[01:13.67] Boo hoo what a hard*************p
[01:15.04] How you paid to get the rap *************t started?
[01:16.48] Man, my Bar Mitzvah money
[01:17.59] But don't diss me buddy, I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose
[01:20.85] I must've wanted this a lot, I had something to choose
[01:22.84] Look at that, I can say there's something to prove up in your ass
[01:25.08] Yeah, I guess
[01:25.59] That's enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap?
[01:27.81] Oh my god, it's the best
[01:29.14] ******* let me draw up on their breasts
[01:30.34] Literally I can reinvent myself
[01:31.92] I get a forum to project myself
[01:33.28] It's never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself
[01:35.55] I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself
[01:37.81] It's kinda healthy
[01:38.56] Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypotheticals
[01:40.54] Sure
[01:40.84] In a club and a couple *************s threaten you
[01:42.40] Uh, I wouldn't do *************t
[01:44.12] And I don't even get what that got to do with this?
[01:46.04] Shut the ************* up, rap's like life
[01:47.34] If you wanna do this, then you won't get far acting like a little *************
[01:50.00] Nah, that's my niche!
[01:51.11] Don't get offended by this, but that's the market y'all missed
[01:53.84] That's the target I'll hit
[01:55.18] And that's the heart of my pitch
[01:56.48] I wanna do this whole thing different
[01:59.12] What the ************* you mean you wanna do the whole thing different?
[02:01.59] Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know
[02:03.56] Traditionally people have been doing the job, uh you know, the same kind of way for a long time
[02:07.73] But traditionally speaking, this *************t works, right?
[02:10.27] Nah, like, I get that, but I-I just think that, you know
[02:12.95] You don't know if it could be working even better
[02:15.33] And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out
[02:19.02] I don't mean any disrespect by that
[02:20.75] I'm just saying I have a different background
[02:22.18] Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant
[02:26.79] So what are your biggest strengths?
[02:28.72] Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing
[02:30.89] For example, I can be like ain't nobody ******g with Lil *************y
[02:32.97] When he get up on that *************t and spit it sick and ridiculous
[02:34.73] Ripping this *************t like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable
[02:37.41] Cause I can switch it, deliver this *************t in whatever cadence you ******* prefer
[02:39.74] Alright, alright, I get it
[02:40.91] Top of that, lyrically I'm pretty damn clever (Go)
[02:42.63] Got a long bottom *************, called a hoe Neville (Whoa)
[02:44.59] And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee (Oh)
[02:46.43] You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better
[02:48.31] And y'all been winning like Pistorius, it's no feat
[02:50.13] Bro, I can go on and on
[02:51.34] I'm taking over and they mad like father-in-laws
[02:53.39] OK enough of the punchline, that ain't showing me you different than the other guys
[02:56.59] Well I don't know if they can run it like that
[02:58.00] But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap
[02:59.78] What's that?
[03:00.12] Well I can tell a story about my morning
[03:01.84] Watching Boy Meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence
[03:04.52] Like the 14 year old Topanga
[03:05.83] Oh this *************t like a joke to you? I don't get it
[03:07.66] Nah it ain't like that
[03:08.49] I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual, like, as a guy
[03:11.56] So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie
[03:13.84] Real recognize real, right?
[03:15.06] Yeah, I guess. So what you trying to do?
[03:16.67] Five years from now, tell me bout the due
[03:18.61] Well, I don't care about the money
[03:19.77] Like, it's the respect that I'm wanting
[03:21.24] Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats
[03:22.62] Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate
[03:24.68] I don't wanna leave the game the same
[03:26.00] In a nutshell, what's your legacy?
[03:27.78] Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand-up rap
[03:30.03] Put the random rap in demand like that for the people that was anti-rap
[03:33.22] Yet, the fans of rap start to recognize that anti-rap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left
[03:38.03] That *************t sound pretty damn complex
[03:39.55] I guess, I wanna be the best
[03:40.72] I just wanna do it my way
[03:42.09] And turn the whole game sideways
[03:43.46] And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway
[03:45.53] You can make a path while these mother*******s drive straight
[03:47.64] I ain't mad at that
[03:48.61] Well thanks, man, that's my plan of my attack
[03:49.86] Just let me in and I'mma rap the plaques
[03:51.16] And I ain't about to win them back to back
[03:52.90] I'm bout to win them like it's back to back to back to back to back
[03:55.08] Til I stop rapping
[03:56.20] You ain't even sold a damn album yet
[03:57.95] True
[03:58.28] That's a lot of talk from a wily vet
[03:59.64] Let alone a young rook *************
[04:01.13] You misread me
[04:01.89] Nah this ain't a book *************
[04:03.05] Well that's one of my flaws, I'm too competitive dawg
[04:05.44] No, you just ******g repetitive dawg
[04:07.16] I get it, you trying to be better than all, but you ain't *************t until cheddars involved
[04:11.11] I get that I gotta prove myself
[04:12.57] No *************t you ain't done *************t
[04:14.06] But think about that though
[04:15.00] Only doing this a couple of years
[04:16.43] One tape and I'm like this?
[04:17.49] This *************t is aight for your first *************t
[04:19.11] But you don't know if it's your worst *************t
[04:20.41] You don't think finding out would be worth it?
[04:22.33] It might be, it might not
[04:23.95] But I'mma put your ass to work, kid
[04:25.65] Wait, like, like I have the job? Like really?
[04:28.51] Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a hook together
[04:32.16] What would you do for the hook for this song?
[04:33.56] You want me to make a hook up right now?
[04:35.70] Do I look like the type of ************* that like repeating himself?
[04:38.13] Alright, uh, okay
[04:39.32] Man do the hook!
[04:40.67] I'm bout to be professional
[04:42.50] Homie, I'm professional
[04:44.27] Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?
[04:46.51] *************, that *************t is garbage man
[04:49.17] Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it
[04:51.85] But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that
[04:54.04] Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes?
[04:57.39] Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg *************t right there
[05:01.37] Yeah, you know, I'm just way better when I get to think things through
[05:04.45] Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing
[05:06.80] Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?
[05:08.85] Right now?
[05:09.86] Yeah
[05:10.37] Sure
[05:11.21] ****. Juanita, bring some ****** in here, please. Thank you
[05:14.02] You got it, Snoop. I'll be right there
[05:15.69] Thanks, Juanita. Super nice woman
[05:18.39] *************, why does everything you say sound so soft?
[05:21.28] Uh, I really don't wanna be spoken to like that, so…
[05:24.84] Yeah, whatever. Thanks
[05:25.87] Hey, I got y'all y'all ******
[05:28.00] Damn, that's some great looking ******. It's just so early
[05:31.96] Can I get you guys anything else while I'm here? Coffee? Tea? Head? Bottled water?
[05:36.37] D-Did you just say head?
[05:38.33] Yeah. You ain't never got no head before?
[05:41.39] I mean… Just feels like… A lot, right now
[05:45.20] OK
[05:46.02] But what kind of tea do you guys have?
[05:47.34] We got mint, raspberry, earl grey, English breakfast…
[05:50.39] Actually, I'll take head
[05:52.12] I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head
[05:53.88]
ti: Professional Rapper
ar: Lil y
al: Professional Rapper
[00:00.00]
[00:03.31] Hello, how can I help you?
[00:05.14] Hi, my name' s Dave Burd
[00:07.32] I have an appointment today. It' s probably under " Lil y"
[00:10.86] Actually, I' m a I' m a rapper, so
[00:13.37] OK, and who are you here to see?
[00:15.71] Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here " Snoop Dogg"
[00:19.52] Oh, yeah. He' s right down the hall. First door to your right
[00:22.72] Give him a knock and he should be right with you
[00:24.71] Thanks. It' s uh, this door right here, right?
[00:27.42] Mmhmm
[00:28.28] Thank you
[00:30.41] Grab a seat
[00:31.22] Thanks I' m Dave very nice to meet
[00:33.09] Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg
[00:35.04] Let me just check your sheet
[00:36.20] No problem
[00:37.00] Sir, let me just say
[00:38.07] I' m a big fan of the t that y' all make
[00:39.83] I can' t lie, I been thinking about this all day
[00:41.61] All good, there' s a reason that we called, Dave
[00:43.53] Let me start with your background
[00:44.70] Where you come from?
[00:45.44] Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond
[00:47.26] Before that
[00:47.87] Oh, you talking bout my hometown?
[00:48.87] Yeah
[00:49.24] I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham
[00:52.21] It was in the suburbs, uppermiddle wealth around
[00:54.03] So real t you ain' t never had to struggle for much
[00:56.00] I wouldn' t say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap
[00:58.41] Elaborate
[00:59.23] Well I ain' t never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school
[01:01.86] Like I was doing t I had to do so when I finished undergrad
[01:04.31] I' m cool and I can get whatever job I wanted
[01:06.37] But the job you wanted wasn' t all that bumping
[01:08.10] Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that
[01:11.02] When you been racing them rats, you ain' t been making them raps
[01:13.67] Boo hoo what a hard p
[01:15.04] How you paid to get the rap t started?
[01:16.48] Man, my Bar Mitzvah money
[01:17.59] But don' t diss me buddy, I wasn' t one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose
[01:20.85] I must' ve wanted this a lot, I had something to choose
[01:22.84] Look at that, I can say there' s something to prove up in your ass
[01:25.08] Yeah, I guess
[01:25.59] That' s enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap?
[01:27.81] Oh my god, it' s the best
[01:29.14] let me draw up on their breasts
[01:30.34] Literally I can reinvent myself
[01:31.92] I get a forum to project myself
[01:33.28] It' s never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself
[01:35.55] I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself
[01:37.81] It' s kinda healthy
[01:38.56] Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypotheticals
[01:40.54] Sure
[01:40.84] In a club and a couple s threaten you
[01:42.40] Uh, I wouldn' t do t
[01:44.12] And I don' t even get what that got to do with this?
[01:46.04] Shut the up, rap' s like life
[01:47.34] If you wanna do this, then you won' t get far acting like a little
[01:50.00] Nah, that' s my niche!
[01:51.11] Don' t get offended by this, but that' s the market y' all missed
[01:53.84] That' s the target I' ll hit
[01:55.18] And that' s the heart of my pitch
[01:56.48] I wanna do this whole thing different
[01:59.12] What the you mean you wanna do the whole thing different?
[02:01.59] Uh, you know, II think, like, you know
[02:03.56] Traditionally people have been doing the job, uh you know, the same kind of way for a long time
[02:07.73] But traditionally speaking, this t works, right?
[02:10.27] Nah, like, I get that, but II just think that, you know
[02:12.95] You don' t know if it could be working even better
[02:15.33] And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out
[02:19.02] I don' t mean any disrespect by that
[02:20.75] I' m just saying I have a different background
[02:22.18] Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant
[02:26.79] So what are your biggest strengths?
[02:28.72] Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing
[02:30.89] For example, I can be like ain' t nobody g with Lil y
[02:32.97] When he get up on that t and spit it sick and ridiculous
[02:34.73] Ripping this t like it' s never been did and the rhythm is never predictable
[02:37.41] Cause I can switch it, deliver this t in whatever cadence you prefer
[02:39.74] Alright, alright, I get it
[02:40.91] Top of that, lyrically I' m pretty damn clever Go
[02:42.63] Got a long bottom , called a hoe Neville Whoa
[02:44.59] And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee Oh
[02:46.43] You can say I' m pretty smart how I know better
[02:48.31] And y' all been winning like Pistorius, it' s no feat
[02:50.13] Bro, I can go on and on
[02:51.34] I' m taking over and they mad like fatherinlaws
[02:53.39] OK enough of the punchline, that ain' t showing me you different than the other guys
[02:56.59] Well I don' t know if they can run it like that
[02:58.00] But ain' t nobody else doing funny type rap
[02:59.78] What' s that?
[03:00.12] Well I can tell a story about my morning
[03:01.84] Watching Boy Meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence
[03:04.52] Like the 14 year old Topanga
[03:05.83] Oh this t like a joke to you? I don' t get it
[03:07.66] Nah it ain' t like that
[03:08.49] I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual, like, as a guy
[03:11.56] So when I get up on the mic I ain' t finna just lie
[03:13.84] Real recognize real, right?
[03:15.06] Yeah, I guess. So what you trying to do?
[03:16.67] Five years from now, tell me bout the due
[03:18.61] Well, I don' t care about the money
[03:19.77] Like, it' s the respect that I' m wanting
[03:21.24] Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats
[03:22.62] Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate
[03:24.68] I don' t wanna leave the game the same
[03:26.00] In a nutshell, what' s your legacy?
[03:27.78] Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the standup rap
[03:30.03] Put the random rap in demand like that for the people that was antirap
[03:33.22] Yet, the fans of rap start to recognize that antirap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left
[03:38.03] That t sound pretty damn complex
[03:39.55] I guess, I wanna be the best
[03:40.72] I just wanna do it my way
[03:42.09] And turn the whole game sideways
[03:43.46] And show people you ain' t gotta be resigned to the highway
[03:45.53] You can make a path while these mother s drive straight
[03:47.64] I ain' t mad at that
[03:48.61] Well thanks, man, that' s my plan of my attack
[03:49.86] Just let me in and I' mma rap the plaques
[03:51.16] And I ain' t about to win them back to back
[03:52.90] I' m bout to win them like it' s back to back to back to back to back
[03:55.08] Til I stop rapping
[03:56.20] You ain' t even sold a damn album yet
[03:57.95] True
[03:58.28] That' s a lot of talk from a wily vet
[03:59.64] Let alone a young rook
[04:01.13] You misread me
[04:01.89] Nah this ain' t a book
[04:03.05] Well that' s one of my flaws, I' m too competitive dawg
[04:05.44] No, you just g repetitive dawg
[04:07.16] I get it, you trying to be better than all, but you ain' t t until cheddars involved
[04:11.11] I get that I gotta prove myself
[04:12.57] No t you ain' t done t
[04:14.06] But think about that though
[04:15.00] Only doing this a couple of years
[04:16.43] One tape and I' m like this?
[04:17.49] This t is aight for your first t
[04:19.11] But you don' t know if it' s your worst t
[04:20.41] You don' t think finding out would be worth it?
[04:22.33] It might be, it might not
[04:23.95] But I' mma put your ass to work, kid
[04:25.65] Wait, like, like I have the job? Like really?
[04:28.51] Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a hook together
[04:32.16] What would you do for the hook for this song?
[04:33.56] You want me to make a hook up right now?
[04:35.70] Do I look like the type of that like repeating himself?
[04:38.13] Alright, uh, okay
[04:39.32] Man do the hook!
[04:40.67] I' m bout to be professional
[04:42.50] Homie, I' m professional
[04:44.27] Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?
[04:46.51] , that t is garbage man
[04:49.17] Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it
[04:51.85] But I' m not good at thinking of things on the spot like that
[04:54.04] Don' t y' all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes?
[04:57.39] Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg t right there
[05:01.37] Yeah, you know, I' m just way better when I get to think things through
[05:04.45] Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing
[05:06.80] Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?
[05:08.85] Right now?
[05:09.86] Yeah
[05:10.37] Sure
[05:11.21] . Juanita, bring some in here, please. Thank you
[05:14.02] You got it, Snoop. I' ll be right there
[05:15.69] Thanks, Juanita. Super nice woman
[05:18.39] , why does everything you say sound so soft?
[05:21.28] Uh, I really don' t wanna be spoken to like that, so
[05:24.84] Yeah, whatever. Thanks
[05:25.87] Hey, I got y' all y' all
[05:28.00] Damn, that' s some great looking . It' s just so early
[05:31.96] Can I get you guys anything else while I' m here? Coffee? Tea? Head? Bottled water?
[05:36.37] DDid you just say head?
[05:38.33] Yeah. You ain' t never got no head before?
[05:41.39] I mean Just feels like A lot, right now
[05:45.20] OK
[05:46.02] But what kind of tea do you guys have?
[05:47.34] We got mint, raspberry, earl grey, English breakfast
[05:50.39] Actually, I' ll take head
[05:52.12] I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head
[05:53.88]
ti: Professional Rapper
ar: Lil y
al: Professional Rapper
[00:00.00]
[00:03.31] Hello, how can I help you?
[00:05.14] Hi, my name' s Dave Burd
[00:07.32] I have an appointment today. It' s probably under " Lil y"
[00:10.86] Actually, I' m a I' m a rapper, so
[00:13.37] OK, and who are you here to see?
[00:15.71] Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here " Snoop Dogg"
[00:19.52] Oh, yeah. He' s right down the hall. First door to your right
[00:22.72] Give him a knock and he should be right with you
[00:24.71] Thanks. It' s uh, this door right here, right?
[00:27.42] Mmhmm
[00:28.28] Thank you
[00:30.41] Grab a seat
[00:31.22] Thanks I' m Dave very nice to meet
[00:33.09] Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg
[00:35.04] Let me just check your sheet
[00:36.20] No problem
[00:37.00] Sir, let me just say
[00:38.07] I' m a big fan of the t that y' all make
[00:39.83] I can' t lie, I been thinking about this all day
[00:41.61] All good, there' s a reason that we called, Dave
[00:43.53] Let me start with your background
[00:44.70] Where you come from?
[00:45.44] Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond
[00:47.26] Before that
[00:47.87] Oh, you talking bout my hometown?
[00:48.87] Yeah
[00:49.24] I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham
[00:52.21] It was in the suburbs, uppermiddle wealth around
[00:54.03] So real t you ain' t never had to struggle for much
[00:56.00] I wouldn' t say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap
[00:58.41] Elaborate
[00:59.23] Well I ain' t never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school
[01:01.86] Like I was doing t I had to do so when I finished undergrad
[01:04.31] I' m cool and I can get whatever job I wanted
[01:06.37] But the job you wanted wasn' t all that bumping
[01:08.10] Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that
[01:11.02] When you been racing them rats, you ain' t been making them raps
[01:13.67] Boo hoo what a hard p
[01:15.04] How you paid to get the rap t started?
[01:16.48] Man, my Bar Mitzvah money
[01:17.59] But don' t diss me buddy, I wasn' t one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose
[01:20.85] I must' ve wanted this a lot, I had something to choose
[01:22.84] Look at that, I can say there' s something to prove up in your ass
[01:25.08] Yeah, I guess
[01:25.59] That' s enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap?
[01:27.81] Oh my god, it' s the best
[01:29.14] let me draw up on their breasts
[01:30.34] Literally I can reinvent myself
[01:31.92] I get a forum to project myself
[01:33.28] It' s never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself
[01:35.55] I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself
[01:37.81] It' s kinda healthy
[01:38.56] Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypotheticals
[01:40.54] Sure
[01:40.84] In a club and a couple s threaten you
[01:42.40] Uh, I wouldn' t do t
[01:44.12] And I don' t even get what that got to do with this?
[01:46.04] Shut the up, rap' s like life
[01:47.34] If you wanna do this, then you won' t get far acting like a little
[01:50.00] Nah, that' s my niche!
[01:51.11] Don' t get offended by this, but that' s the market y' all missed
[01:53.84] That' s the target I' ll hit
[01:55.18] And that' s the heart of my pitch
[01:56.48] I wanna do this whole thing different
[01:59.12] What the you mean you wanna do the whole thing different?
[02:01.59] Uh, you know, II think, like, you know
[02:03.56] Traditionally people have been doing the job, uh you know, the same kind of way for a long time
[02:07.73] But traditionally speaking, this t works, right?
[02:10.27] Nah, like, I get that, but II just think that, you know
[02:12.95] You don' t know if it could be working even better
[02:15.33] And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out
[02:19.02] I don' t mean any disrespect by that
[02:20.75] I' m just saying I have a different background
[02:22.18] Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant
[02:26.79] So what are your biggest strengths?
[02:28.72] Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing
[02:30.89] For example, I can be like ain' t nobody g with Lil y
[02:32.97] When he get up on that t and spit it sick and ridiculous
[02:34.73] Ripping this t like it' s never been did and the rhythm is never predictable
[02:37.41] Cause I can switch it, deliver this t in whatever cadence you prefer
[02:39.74] Alright, alright, I get it
[02:40.91] Top of that, lyrically I' m pretty damn clever Go
[02:42.63] Got a long bottom , called a hoe Neville Whoa
[02:44.59] And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee Oh
[02:46.43] You can say I' m pretty smart how I know better
[02:48.31] And y' all been winning like Pistorius, it' s no feat
[02:50.13] Bro, I can go on and on
[02:51.34] I' m taking over and they mad like fatherinlaws
[02:53.39] OK enough of the punchline, that ain' t showing me you different than the other guys
[02:56.59] Well I don' t know if they can run it like that
[02:58.00] But ain' t nobody else doing funny type rap
[02:59.78] What' s that?
[03:00.12] Well I can tell a story about my morning
[03:01.84] Watching Boy Meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence
[03:04.52] Like the 14 year old Topanga
[03:05.83] Oh this t like a joke to you? I don' t get it
[03:07.66] Nah it ain' t like that
[03:08.49] I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual, like, as a guy
[03:11.56] So when I get up on the mic I ain' t finna just lie
[03:13.84] Real recognize real, right?
[03:15.06] Yeah, I guess. So what you trying to do?
[03:16.67] Five years from now, tell me bout the due
[03:18.61] Well, I don' t care about the money
[03:19.77] Like, it' s the respect that I' m wanting
[03:21.24] Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats
[03:22.62] Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate
[03:24.68] I don' t wanna leave the game the same
[03:26.00] In a nutshell, what' s your legacy?
[03:27.78] Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the standup rap
[03:30.03] Put the random rap in demand like that for the people that was antirap
[03:33.22] Yet, the fans of rap start to recognize that antirap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left
[03:38.03] That t sound pretty damn complex
[03:39.55] I guess, I wanna be the best
[03:40.72] I just wanna do it my way
[03:42.09] And turn the whole game sideways
[03:43.46] And show people you ain' t gotta be resigned to the highway
[03:45.53] You can make a path while these mother s drive straight
[03:47.64] I ain' t mad at that
[03:48.61] Well thanks, man, that' s my plan of my attack
[03:49.86] Just let me in and I' mma rap the plaques
[03:51.16] And I ain' t about to win them back to back
[03:52.90] I' m bout to win them like it' s back to back to back to back to back
[03:55.08] Til I stop rapping
[03:56.20] You ain' t even sold a damn album yet
[03:57.95] True
[03:58.28] That' s a lot of talk from a wily vet
[03:59.64] Let alone a young rook
[04:01.13] You misread me
[04:01.89] Nah this ain' t a book
[04:03.05] Well that' s one of my flaws, I' m too competitive dawg
[04:05.44] No, you just g repetitive dawg
[04:07.16] I get it, you trying to be better than all, but you ain' t t until cheddars involved
[04:11.11] I get that I gotta prove myself
[04:12.57] No t you ain' t done t
[04:14.06] But think about that though
[04:15.00] Only doing this a couple of years
[04:16.43] One tape and I' m like this?
[04:17.49] This t is aight for your first t
[04:19.11] But you don' t know if it' s your worst t
[04:20.41] You don' t think finding out would be worth it?
[04:22.33] It might be, it might not
[04:23.95] But I' mma put your ass to work, kid
[04:25.65] Wait, like, like I have the job? Like really?
[04:28.51] Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a hook together
[04:32.16] What would you do for the hook for this song?
[04:33.56] You want me to make a hook up right now?
[04:35.70] Do I look like the type of that like repeating himself?
[04:38.13] Alright, uh, okay
[04:39.32] Man do the hook!
[04:40.67] I' m bout to be professional
[04:42.50] Homie, I' m professional
[04:44.27] Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?
[04:46.51] , that t is garbage man
[04:49.17] Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it
[04:51.85] But I' m not good at thinking of things on the spot like that
[04:54.04] Don' t y' all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes?
[04:57.39] Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg t right there
[05:01.37] Yeah, you know, I' m just way better when I get to think things through
[05:04.45] Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing
[05:06.80] Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?
[05:08.85] Right now?
[05:09.86] Yeah
[05:10.37] Sure
[05:11.21] . Juanita, bring some in here, please. Thank you
[05:14.02] You got it, Snoop. I' ll be right there
[05:15.69] Thanks, Juanita. Super nice woman
[05:18.39] , why does everything you say sound so soft?
[05:21.28] Uh, I really don' t wanna be spoken to like that, so
[05:24.84] Yeah, whatever. Thanks
[05:25.87] Hey, I got y' all y' all
[05:28.00] Damn, that' s some great looking . It' s just so early
[05:31.96] Can I get you guys anything else while I' m here? Coffee? Tea? Head? Bottled water?
[05:36.37] DDid you just say head?
[05:38.33] Yeah. You ain' t never got no head before?
[05:41.39] I mean Just feels like A lot, right now
[05:45.20] OK
[05:46.02] But what kind of tea do you guys have?
[05:47.34] We got mint, raspberry, earl grey, English breakfast
[05:50.39] Actually, I' ll take head
[05:52.12] I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head
[05:53.88]
[00:03.31] 你好 有什么事吗
[00:05.14] 你好 我叫戴夫·博德
[00:07.32] 我今天有个预约的面试 可能是叫“小屌哥”
[00:10.86] 其实吧 我是名说唱歌手
[00:13.37] 哦哟呵 你来这找谁
[00:15.71] 好像是叫史努比狗狗 这儿写着呢
[00:19.52] 这样子啊 你往走廊那边走 右边第一扇门就是了
[00:22.72] 敲下门 他在里面 你进去就好了
[00:24.71] 谢谢 是这扇门吗
[00:27.42] 对的
[00:28.28] 谢谢
[00:30.41] 请坐
[00:31.22] 谢谢 我叫戴夫 很高兴见到你
[00:33.09] 你跟我客气个什么 叫我狗爷就好
[00:35.04] 拿你的简历给我瞧瞧
[00:36.20] 给你
[00:37.00] 我只想和你说
[00:38.07] 我是你的铁粉呐 你的歌我都听过
[00:39.83] 不骗你 我今天老激动了 也想了很多
[00:41.61] 哎呦 听你这么说的话 感觉还挺不错
[00:43.53] 那我们先来聊聊你的出身背景
[00:44.70] 说说你的来历
[00:45.44] 我在里奇蒙大学读的本科【因为此时是面试，人们自然会想到回答自己的学历。但在Hip-Hop文化中，“来历”都是指家乡、家庭等】
[00:47.26] 大学之前
[00:47.87] 原来你是说我的家乡啊
[00:48.87] 对
[00:49.24] 我在切尔滕纳姆出生 是费城市郊的一个傻不拉几的小镇
[00:52.21] 生活在那里的都是中上层阶级的家庭
[00:54.03] 哎呦我去 你这小日子过得那叫一个爽
[00:56.00] 也不能这么说 只是每个人的奋斗目标不同
[00:58.41] 具体说说
[00:59.23] 我没有什么过人的天赋 要出人头地唯有努力读书
[01:01.86] 所以我不得不学习学到吐 所以我本科毕业后
[01:04.31] 我觉得有很多好岗位在等着自己
[01:06.37] 但后来你的工作并不是那么有意思
[01:08.10] 成长环境决定了你的事业 但你发现并不是那么的完美无瑕
[01:11.02] 每天忙于和小人的工作竞争 却没有时间做歌
[01:13.67] 原来你过得这么艰难【Boo hoo表示讽刺的同情】
[01:15.04] 你开始做说唱用的是哪的钱
[01:16.48] 我的成人礼上收到的钱【受诫礼：为满 13 岁的犹太男孩举行的成人仪式】
[01:17.59] 但你别鄙视我 我不像那些出生贫困的说唱歌手 他们除了这条路别无选择
[01:20.85] 我也很想进入贵圈 但对我来说很难抉择
[01:22.84] 瞧你说的 我感觉你还真有潜质玩出点名堂
[01:25.08] 我也觉得
[01:25.59] 了解了你的过往 说说你为什么想做说唱
[01:27.81] 真是福利送不停
[01:29.14] 可以在女粉丝的胸上签名
[01:30.34] 可以重新塑造自己
[01:31.92] 有平台来展示自己
[01:33.28] 这样的日子永远都不会乏味 每天争做最好的自己
[01:35.55] 不用再被限制的只能偷偷地表达自己的想法
[01:37.81] 这样多好
[01:38.56] 讲得不错 我们来假想几个情景
[01:40.54] 行
[01:40.84] 夜店里 你被几个黑哥威胁
[01:42.40] 啊 我可不敢作死
[01:44.12] 不是很懂这和我想做名说唱歌手有什么关系
[01:46.04] 你懂个篮子 说唱源自生活
[01:47.34] 如果你真想干这行 整得跟个小婊砸似的哪里有出息
[01:50.00] 这是我的独门武器
[01:51.11] 并没有冒犯的意思 那可是一块大家都没有注意到的市场
[01:53.84] 所以我要发起猛击
[01:55.18] 这就是我对嘻哈的一片心意
[01:56.48] 我想把我的音乐做得与众不同
[01:59.12] 你说你想做得和别人不一样是几个意思
[02:01.59] 那个啥 其实我觉得吧
[02:03.56] 嘻哈音乐发展了这么久 人们一直都是按照同一个套路去做
[02:07.73] 套路归套路 但至少行得通 你说对吧
[02:10.27] 确实是这样 但我还是觉得吧 那什么
[02:12.95] 你怎么知道我能不能做得更好呢
[02:15.33] 而且你可以拿我当做一次机会 看看这样是否行得通
[02:19.02] 我的话并非有不敬之意
[02:20.75] 只是说我和典型的说唱歌手不太一样
[02:22.18] 我有一个不同的出身背景 便能站在一个不同的角度看待事物
[02:26.79] 你有哪些擅长之处
[02:28.72] 我的flow可不一般 变化起来让你惊叹
[02:30.89] 现在就给你看看 我牛逼起来连我自己都害怕
[02:32.97] 每当小屌哥拿起麦克风疯狂喷射开启外挂
[02:34.73] 便能达到前无古人的高度 变化多端的节奏让人无法预料
[02:37.41] 因为我能随意地转换flow的速度来满足你们每个人的癖好
[02:39.74] 好了好了 我知道了
[02:40.91] 不仅如此 我还能玩绝妙的文字游戏
[02:42.63] 搞到一个火辣美女 她就叫纳威·翘臀【Long bottom 大屁股，用《哈利波特》的纳威·隆巴顿(Neville Longbottom)的名字玩的双关】
[02:44.59] 我一“跃”成名 而罗斯一跳膝裂【Lil Dicky因一首"Ex-Boyfriend"一举成名/NBA球员德里克·罗斯经常膝盖受伤】
[02:46.43] 你大可说我是多么的聪明机智
[02:48.31] 你们的成功根本算不上是壮举【Pistorius 南非残疾人运动员，人称刀锋战士。这里feat(壮举)谐音feet(双脚)】
[02:50.13] 我还能说出一大堆
[02:51.34] 我接管了说唱游戏 他们便气急败坏
[02:53.39] 听了这么多双关语 并没有看出你和其他rapper有任何不同之处
[02:56.59] 虽然我不知道他们玩得能有多棒
[02:58.00] 但我知道几乎没有人做喜剧说唱
[02:59.78] 啥玩意儿
[03:00.12] 跟你说 早上我在看《男孩成长记》
[03:01.84] 然后我就对着里面的托潘加·劳伦斯开始徒手装逼
[03:04.52] 她才14岁哦
[03:05.83] 这很好笑吗 真是搞不懂你【同样是在问Lil Dicky是否把说唱当成玩笑】
[03:07.66] 不是你想的那样
[03:08.49] 只是我正巧就是那种人 比较幽默风趣 也搞怪无厘头
[03:11.56] 拿着麦克风的我一定是最真实的我
[03:13.84] 我们都一样实事求是
[03:15.06] 的确 那你今后有什么打算
[03:16.67] 说说看 未来的五年想怎么赚
[03:18.61] 其实我并不在乎金钱
[03:19.77] 我想得到应有的尊重
[03:21.24] 也真的很想成为最具影响力人物之一
[03:22.62] 而他们带给你的只有没完没了的争论
[03:24.68] 我想给这个圈子带来一点改变
[03:26.00] 简言之 你的精神遗产是什么
[03:27.78] 当初我闯入这个圈子 就是想做栋笃笑形式的说唱
[03:30.03] 将我的歌随机播放 让那些反感说唱圈现状的人喜欢上
[03:33.22] 说唱歌迷开始发现我们这种大反派做的其实是和他们一样的说唱
[03:38.03] 这鬼东西听起来有点复杂
[03:39.55] 我想做到最好
[03:40.72] 用自己的方式去实现
[03:42.09] 将这个说唱游戏扭转局面
[03:43.46] 用事实告诉人们 放下对传统模式的执念
[03:45.53] 走自己的路 一样能闯出属于你的一片天
[03:47.64] 这还差不多
[03:48.61] 谢谢老兄 这就是我的作战计划
[03:49.86] 我会努力把唱片销量做大
[03:51.16] 他们和我差的不止一点点
[03:52.90] 之间的差别可谓天壤之别 大相径庭 云泥之差
[03:55.08] 除非我不干了
[03:56.20] 但你连张专辑都还没发行过
[03:57.95] 也是
[03:58.28] 说唱大佬都不大敢这么说
[03:59.64] 何况你还是个说唱小白
[04:01.13] 你误解我了
[04:01.89] 大学生 这可不是读书【这里的book对应上文的read，同时也是在调侃Lil Dicky作为一个文化人是否能胜任Rapper一角】
[04:03.05] 这是我的一个弱项 但我可有竞争力了
[04:05.44] 才没有 你就是太唠叨了
[04:07.16] 我知道你想要比其他人强 但如果赚不到钱你连狗屎都不是
[04:11.11] 对啊 所以我要证明自己
[04:12.57] 可你现在一事无成
[04:14.06] 谁说的 你要这样想
[04:15.00] 我玩说唱才这么几年
[04:16.43] 出了张mixtape 这样还不够吗
[04:17.49] 作为一张处子作还算不错
[04:19.11] 但你不知道这是不是你最烂的作品
[04:20.41] 知道了还能提升自己 难道不是更好吗
[04:22.33] 可能是 也可能不是
[04:23.95] 我会让你好好干的 孩子
[04:25.65] 等等 你是说我得到这份工作了吗
[04:28.51] 对了 还有一件事 让我看看你能不能来一段副歌
[04:32.16] 你会给这首歌配个什么样的副歌
[04:33.56] 你是想让我现在即兴来一段吗
[04:35.70] 难道我像那种喜欢重复自己话的人吗
[04:38.13] 好吧好吧
[04:39.32] 副歌快点！
[04:40.67] 哥马上就是职业歌手了
[04:42.50] 哥们儿 我是职业歌手
[04:44.27] 要不声音再压低一点？
[04:46.51] 你这也太没水准了
[04:49.17] 其实我觉得其中还是有些可圈可点之处的吧
[04:51.85] 我并不擅长弄那种即兴创作的东西
[04:54.04] 你们不是有时候会找人帮忙搭副歌的吗
[04:57.39] 只是有时候 但你知道那是Nate Dogg那种高水准的活
[05:01.37] 说的也是 但你得知道在字斟句酌后我会做得更好
[05:04.45] 比如说用上我的双屏电脑
[05:06.80] 随便你啦 想来抽一卷吗
[05:08.85] 现在吗
[05:09.86] 对
[05:10.37] 来啊
[05:11.21] 胡安妮塔 请拿些大麻进来 谢谢
[05:14.02] 没问题 狗爷 马上就来
[05:15.69] 谢谢胡安妮塔 多好的女人啊
[05:18.39] 你这人说起话来软绵绵的一点都不刚
[05:21.28] 我不喜欢别人和我说话时凶巴巴的 所以
[05:24.84] 随便你啦
[05:25.87] 给你们拿来了
[05:28.00] 这草看上去真是不错 但现在会不会太早了
[05:31.96] 趁我还在 你们还需要些什么吗 咖啡 茶 口活 瓶装水
[05:36.37] 你刚才说口活？
[05:38.33] 对啊 难道没人给你口过？
[05:41.39] 我感觉现在有点承受不来
[05:45.20] 不强求
[05:46.02] 你们有些什么种类的茶
[05:47.34] 薄荷茶 覆盆子叶茶 伯爵茶 英国早茶
[05:50.39] 还是给我口吧
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