歌曲 | Pillow Talking |
歌手 | Lil Dicky |
歌手 | YoungStar |
专辑 | Professional Rapper |
[00:00.55] | Pillow Talking - Lil ************y&Brain |
[00:07.61] | Ey, ey... Damn! |
[00:12.86] | L' tap twice on some ass like some grams |
[00:21.80] | (I just ******...) |
[00:26.30] | Now what I'm doing? |
[00:28.61] | I'm just pillow talking with a ************ |
[00:33.05] | I'm just pillow talking with a ************ |
[00:37.68] | I just finished passin' on a ************ |
[00:42.30] | Now I'm pillow talking with a ************ |
[00:45.18] | I'm like girl that was great |
[00:47.43] | talk about a connection. |
[00:49.49] | Am I alone in my praise? |
[00:51.99] | Do you share my assessment? |
[00:54.12] | She like yeah that was nice. |
[00:57.80] | I enjoyed myself. |
[00:59.99] | Great, yeah |
[01:02.18] | She like can you reach that shelf |
[01:04.55] | for my phone, I'll take care the alarm. |
[01:07.68] | I'm like "oh, for the morning, like to sleep?" |
[01:10.80] | She like yeah we just had sex |
[01:15.43] | What did you think? |
[01:16.37] | I was just gonna ******* you and leave? |
[01:18.80] | No, I - I hadn't thought that far ahead |
[01:22.93] | But of course, can I get you a T-************rt? |
[01:26.05] | OH, can you not tickle my hair? |
[01:29.68] | It's just a personal thing, it's not you |
[01:32.22] | Okay sorry for doing it |
[01:33.78] | No, it's not a personal thing, it's not you |
[01:36.84] | Okay cool. Yeah |
[01:40.22] | Uhhh, so you're from Minnesota? |
[01:42.84] | Only thing I know is that it's cold |
[01:44.28] | Break it down, how's it compare |
[01:45.53] | To living in LA? |
[01:46.72] | Well, I can't compare them they're so different |
[01:49.09] | Y'know what I'm sayin? |
[01:50.28] | Yeah, for sure |
[01:52.16] | She like apples to oranges |
[01:53.78] | Yeah, well you can still compare them but I hear ya |
[01:56.65] | What's the deal with your family? Got any siblings? |
[01:59.65] | She like I have a brother, I'm like oh what he do |
[02:04.76] | She like he in the Army. Oh, true |
[02:08.70] | Uhh, do you ******* with the war? |
[02:14.52] | She like huh, what did you just say? |
[02:17.33] | Huh, like just now? |
[02:19.76] | Yeah |
[02:20.39] | Do you ******* to the war? |
[02:21.77] | No I don't ******* with the war |
[02:23.08] | I'm like no I don't ******* with the war |
[02:25.20] | Just don't know how to react to the forces |
[02:27.83] | I should have just thanked you of course - |
[02:29.76] | Uh, why would you thank me? |
[02:31.51] | Uh... I guess I assumed it would extend to the families but okay |
[02:35.53] | While we on the topic |
[02:36.40] | I been actually thinking about some ************t |
[02:38.09] | About the Army and Navy |
[02:39.15] | What if tomorrow is the day |
[02:40.09] | That the ******g aliens came |
[02:41.28] | And invaded our nation? |
[02:42.15] | Like, would we even be able to ******* with their ************t? |
[02:44.28] | Like do we have the type of weaponry to ******* with their ************t? |
[02:46.47] | So not at all, would they just walk up in this mother******* |
[02:48.96] | Laughin at us, and blastin at us |
[02:50.53] | And makin everybody disentegrate and assimilate |
[02:52.71] | Without a hint of intimidation? |
[02:54.15] | And can we be doin some ************t to make they heart race? |
[02:55.97] | Granted I don't know the alien heart, but |
[02:57.97] | You get what the ******* I'm sayin? |
[02:59.15] | Like what the ******* would it be like? |
[03:01.15] | Would they be like Earth go hard? |
[03:02.34] | Or would it be just another conquest? |
[03:05.28] | Or would they be like damn earth go hard |
[03:07.65] | They was harder than Simian |
[03:09.96] | You ever talk to your brother about this type of stuff? |
[03:13.09] | Then she like no |
[03:15.09] | I'm like well what you think? |
[03:17.34] | She like I don't concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn't be |
[03:21.97] | I'm like girl what you mean? |
[03:24.15] | She like I don't believe |
[03:26.09] | In the war? |
[03:26.72] | In aliens |
[03:28.43] | Oh... hold up |
[03:29.74] | hold up |
[03:30.54] | Girl what you sayin? |
[03:32.42] | That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand? |
[03:36.39] | I guess |
[03:37.27] | What an enormous coincidence that ************t would be |
[03:39.70] | Do you see what I'm sayin? |
[03:40.89] | I can't hear what you're sayin |
[03:42.45] | Well the whole universe always expandin |
[03:44.84] | There are infinite galaxies |
[03:46.96] | Why would we be the anomaly? |
[03:49.46] | She like that's no coincidence |
[03:52.33] | I call that ************t god |
[03:54.15] | I'm like oh you're religous, ************? |
[03:56.58] | You think it's all god |
[03:57.52] | No I know it's all god |
[03:58.58] | No I know that there might be a god |
[04:00.33] | First off nobody knows there's a god |
[04:01.96] | Girl I think we should drop this |
[04:04.02] | No, what's goin on in your brain right now? |
[04:06.43] | Brain. uhh, brain on some other ************t tho' |
[04:10.83] | I been all up in the club for the year hey brain |
[04:15.45] | I been killin ************t don't mind me |
[04:19.40] | I'm just top flight |
[04:21.40] | I could sure use a Sprite |
[04:23.83] | I'm thirsty as ******* |
[04:25.33] | Who gettin money? |
[04:26.08] | That's brain |
[04:27.40] | Who make decisions? |
[04:28.27] | That's brain |
[04:29.71] | Who make the hit's |
[04:30.46] | That's been brain |
[04:31.96] | Who run the whole operation |
[04:33.38] | That be brain so |
[04:34.88] | Brain, can you just get back to the issue here |
[04:37.82] | Uh, can you just remind the brain? |
[04:41.19] | You're such an idiot, we're talking about God |
[04:43.13] | And if he exists |
[04:44.63] | Don't call brain names |
[04:46.50] | The brain couldn't recall |
[04:48.75] | But if I'm not mistaken the ************ on the left |
[04:51.07] | Guaranteed there's a god |
[04:52.32] | I believe in a god, yes |
[04:53.57] | So god never wrong |
[04:56.00] | God never wrong, right? |
[04:57.44] | Yeah, that's like the whole point |
[04:59.19] | Brain just get there, please |
[05:01.13] | Hold up. So god made the earth |
[05:03.88] | And god was like hold up, this ************t is boring |
[05:08.57] | It need more ************t |
[05:10.32] | God was like imma put dinosaurs on that ************ |
[05:13.69] | Dinosaurs on that ************ |
[05:14.94] | Then he like why'd I put dinosaurs on that ************t |
[05:17.32] | What is your brain even saying? |
[05:18.63] | Can he get to the point |
[05:19.76] | Hold up brain you just did it |
[05:21.19] | God ain't wrong what the ******* was he thinking |
[05:23.50] | About what? |
[05:25.00] | ************ the dinosaurs |
[05:27.00] | He made the Earth for them |
[05:28.07] | But then he like nah |
[05:29.94] | Dinosaurs was just blah |
[05:31.83] | Imma cook up some blondes |
[05:33.27] | Like, he was way off |
[05:34.64] | I don't look like a dinosaur |
[05:36.63] | Ho them things 35 foot |
[05:38.00] | I'm like 5 foot 11 |
[05:39.81] | (But on Tinder I'm 6 foot) |
[05:40.82] | Seen that Broncheosaurus |
[05:42.13] | That thing ****** neck go to heaven |
[05:45.32] | And that's just an expression |
[05:46.69] | ************, there ain't no heaven |
[05:49.38] | I'm just messin but if he ain't wrong |
[05:51.13] | I guess this the exception |
[05:52.82] | Can I talk now? |
[05:54.50] | Go ahead |
[05:56.07] | Look |
[05:56.75] | Everything in life has purpose |
[05:58.82] | You, chickens, a midget at a circus (what?) |
[06:01.75] | I don't interpret |
[06:03.69] | ************t like that's not for me to determine |
[06:05.58] | So dinosaurs purpose was to just die? |
[06:08.70] | That's not for me to determine (But, okay...) |
[06:13.08] | I'm just a person (okay) |
[06:14.70] | But think of the root of the argument, girl |
[06:17.70] | View how we started this girl, you don't believe in the aliens (Yeah, I just...) |
[06:21.33] | You can find god the earth girl I find that ************t silly and |
[06:24.58] | I just don't presume to know the plan |
[06:26.45] | ************ me neither but that's not what I been sayin' |
[06:29.04] | But what are you sayin? |
[06:29.66] | Why can't God ******* with aliens? |
[06:31.41] | Why can't Earth be like a ******g small sideproject for this guy? |
[06:35.35] | Okay, look, we just don't see eye to eye |
[06:37.91] | Yeah, but logically, like, you don't believe in your side |
[06:42.24] | Yeah, but you're like bringing up the dinosaurs |
[06:44.30] | We could have shared the earth with them nobody knows |
[06:47.05] | Damn there is hard solid evidence, girl |
[06:49.42] | Like whats next you don't ******* with Pangea? |
[06:52.17] | She like lets change the subject |
[06:54.36] | That ************ don't know about Pangea |
[06:56.04] | Brain leave it alone |
[06:59.18] | I'm starving, are you hungry by chance? |
[07:01.80] | Oh my god i'm so hungry |
[07:03.12] | Yes, do you wanna get a pizza? |
[07:05.37] | ******* yeah. ******* yeah, i'm on it |
[07:08.30] | Also i'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing |
[07:10.18] | Come on dude i'm a grown up |
[07:11.87] | I'm capable of having |
[07:13.18] | Intelligent conversations |
[07:15.05] | Okay i just ******* it |
[07:17.12] | Okay back to this pizza I lean pepperoni |
[07:19.43] | Ugh |
[07:20.43] | Sausage? |
[07:21.12] | How can you eat that ************t |
[07:22.49] | No no no, this not dominoes |
[07:24.05] | This legit |
[07:24.99] | It's high quality meat and ************t |
[07:27.87] | No, no, I'm vegetarian |
[07:30.87] | Oh, well we can get half pepperoni |
[07:35.24] | And half of whatever you like |
[07:37.12] | Uh, ew, I can't have that ************t in the same box |
[07:42.49] | Seriously? (Yeah) Y'mad against me? |
[07:45.43] | No i'm mad against us being gluttonous |
[07:47.17] | Thinking that animals live on this earth to get eat |
[07:50.67] | Okay, is it how we treat them? |
[07:52.49] | Huh, it sure doesn't help |
[07:54.92] | She like i'm not opposed to us huntin' |
[07:58.11] | But now we not trackin them down |
[07:59.61] | We just breed them to eat, that's disgusting |
[08:02.55] | You should honestly read on this subject |
[08:04.30] | Alright hold up |
[08:05.17] | Just because we not runnin around with a bow and arrow |
[08:07.17] | Doesn't mean we not hunting these chickens |
[08:08.67] | We just decided the place to do our hunting intelligently enough |
[08:11.81] | To manipulate these animals and get 'em to do exactly what we want |
[08:14.18] | That's my point we just incubate animals |
[08:15.81] | Instead of letting them live how they come |
[08:18.06] | But, that's just your God at work, ************! |
[08:20.75] | Like, we go hard on earth |
[08:22.31] | What you think happened right now |
[08:23.62] | If you left my place |
[08:24.75] | And there was like three wolves waiting for you |
[08:26.62] | Wolves? |
[08:27.18] | ************ they would tear your ass up |
[08:29.69] | Viciously |
[08:30.38] | Like they would eat your ******* |
[08:31.88] | (And your ************) |
[08:32.57] | That's what they do |
[08:33.51] | (And your face and ************t) |
[08:34.82] | Humans are smarter ************ |
[08:35.88] | That's what we do |
[08:37.38] | She like apples to oranges |
[08:38.75] | ************ that phrase don't make no sense |
[08:40.13] | Why can't fruit be compared? |
[08:41.88] | She like i'm gonna leave |
[08:43.13] | There's just all of these conflicting principals |
[08:45.13] | Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza |
[08:46.88] | I will, that's my god given right |
[08:50.51] | She like where is my bag |
[08:52.75] | Oh that leather one next to the trash? |
[08:55.01] | That's the one, right? made out of cow, i think? |
[08:58.32] | Uhh why are there no Ubers in this area |
[09:00.07] | So you don't eat the meat, you just be wear the ************t |
[09:03.63] | I'm not listening dude |
[09:04.76] | Thats barbaric as ************t |
[09:07.13] | Do you come from the vikings? |
[09:08.44] | Why are even still talking? |
[09:09.76] | Do you take peoples land? |
[09:11.84] | Do you ******* with the war? |
[09:13.16] | How are there no Ubers anywhere? |
[09:14.84] | Just download Lyft, they are bigger presence out here |
[09:18.03] | I don't wanna add ************t to my phone |
[09:20.09] | Okay the choices are clear |
[09:22.19] | Ubers are not around here |
[09:24.44] | Taxis will come but they real slow |
[09:26.69] | And the brain gotta poop |
[09:29.06] | T minus 5 till the brain gotta ************t |
[09:31.06] | I just downloaded Lyft |
[09:32.81] | But it's being so glitchy |
[09:34.87] | Okay look do you just want to sleep here |
[09:37.44] | Uhh no thanks |
[09:38.31] | It's past 2 am |
[09:39.25] | I'm not sharing a bed with you |
[09:40.94] | You can sleep in my bed i can sleep on the floor |
[09:44.44] | Fine you're sure? |
[09:47.12] | Yeah its cool I won't throw you out to the wolves |
[09:49.69] | Oh my god you are so annoying |
[09:50.81] | I couldn't help myself |
[09:52.31] | But can you at least throw me a pillow |
[09:55.31] | I'm just pillow talkin with a ************ |
[09:59.81] | I'm just pillow talkin with a ************ |
[10:04.37] | I just finished passing on a ************ |
[10:09.00] | Now i'm pillow talking with a ************ |
[10:15.94] | Brain gotta poop, still |
[10:20.12] | Please don't neglect the brain |
[10:24.81] | Please don't neglect the brain |
[10:31.88] | Hold on is that my Lyft? |
[10:33.00] | Nah I got a pizza |
[10:34.75] | Full pepperoni too |
[10:36.06] | So you're not gonna wanna be a part of it |
[10:37.88] | But first you should poop |
[10:39.50] | Please don't neglect the brain |
[10:41.37] |
[00:07.61] | āi! |
[00:12.86] | wǒ gāng gāng xiàng zài instagram shàng diǎn zàn yí yàng qiāo jī liǎng cì píng mù, liǎng xià zhè gè mèi zǐ de pì gǔ |
[00:21.80] | wǒ gāng gāng hé tā... |
[00:26.30] | xiàn zài wǒ zài zuò shí mǒ? |
[00:28.61] | wǒ zhèng zài hé yí gè mèi zǐ shuō zhěn biān huà |
[00:33.05] | wǒ zhèng zài hé yí gè mèi zǐ shuō zhěn biān huà |
[00:37.68] | wǒ gāng gāng le tā |
[00:42.30] | xiàn zài wǒ zhèng zài hé yí gè mèi zǐ shuō zhěn biān huà |
[00:45.18] | wǒ shuō mèi zǐ gāng gāng gǎn jué zhēn bàng |
[00:47.43] | guān yú wǒ men de jié hé |
[00:49.49] | zhǐ yǒu wǒ yí ge rén zhè me xiǎng ma? |
[00:51.99] | nǐ tóng yì wǒ de píng lùn ma? |
[00:54.12] | tā shuō shì a, shì hěn bàng |
[00:57.80] | wǒ hěn xiǎng shòu |
[00:59.99] | duì, hěn hǎo |
[01:02.18] | tā shuō nǐ kě yǐ ná dào |
[01:04.55] | nà gè jià zi shàng wǒ de shǒu jī ma, wǒ yào shè zhì yī xià nào zhōng |
[01:07.68] | wǒ shuō" oh, zǎo shàng de? zhǔn bèi guò yè?" |
[01:10.80] | tā shuō shì a, wǒ men gāng gāng pā pā pā |
[01:15.43] | nǐ jué de ne |
[01:16.37] | wǒ huì pā wán jiù shǎn rén? |
[01:18.80] | bù, wǒ... wǒ hái méi xiǎng nà me yuǎn |
[01:22.93] | bù guò dāng rán kě yǐ, wǒ néng bāng nǐ nà jiàn t shirt ma |
[01:26.05] | oh, nǐ néng bié dòng wǒ tóu fà me? |
[01:29.68] | zhǐ shì gè rén yuán yīn bú shì zhēn duì nǐ |
[01:32.22] | è hǎo ba, hěn bào qiàn |
[01:33.78] | bù bù bù zhǐ shì gè rén yuán yīn bú shì zhēn duì nǐ |
[01:36.84] | hǎo ba |
[01:40.22] | è... suǒ yǐ nǐ shì cóng míng ní sū dá zhōu lái de? |
[01:42.84] | wǒ wéi yī zhī dào de shì nà lǐ hěn lěng |
[01:44.28] | xiáng xì shuō shuō, |
[01:45.53] | hé zhù zài luò shān jī bǐ yǒu shà yì tóng? |
[01:46.72] | ... hěn nán bǐ jiào tā men shí zài shì tài bù tóng le |
[01:49.09] | nǐ zhī dào wǒ zài shuō shà ma |
[01:50.28] | , dāng rán |
[01:52.16] | tā shuō zhè jiù gēn bǐ jiào píng guǒ hé chéng zǐ yí yàng |
[01:53.78] | éi, qí shí tā men shì kě yǐ bǐ jiào de... dàn wǒ míng bái nǐ shén me yì sī |
[01:56.65] | nǐ de jiā tíng rú hé? yǒu xiōng dì jiě mèi ma? |
[01:59.65] | tā shuō tā yǒu gè gē ge, wǒ shuō" ó tā shì zuò shà de?" |
[02:04.76] | tā shuō tā zài dāng bīng. ó, què shí |
[02:08.70] | éi... nǐ xǐ huān zhàn zhēng ma? |
[02:14.52] | tā shuō, shén me? nǐ gāng gāng shuō shí mǒ? |
[02:17.33] | nǐ shuō shàng yī jù ma? |
[02:19.76] | duì |
[02:20.39] | nǐ xǐ huān zhàn zhēng ma |
[02:21.77] | bù wǒ bù xǐ huān zhàn zhēng |
[02:23.08] | wǒ shuō bù wǒ yě bù xǐ huān zhàn zhēng |
[02:25.20] | zhǐ shì bù zhī dào zěn me huí dá |
[02:27.83] | wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng xiè xiè nǐ |
[02:29.76] | è wèi shí me nǐ yào xiè wǒ? |
[02:31.51] | è yīng gāi shì wǒ yǐ wéi wǒ men de duì huà yǐ jīng kě yǐ yán shēn dào jiā tíng le... dàn qí shí shì zhè yàng |
[02:35.53] | dāng wǒ men gāng gāng jiǎng huà de shí hòu |
[02:36.40] | wǒ qí shí zài xiǎng lìng wài yī xiē dōng xī |
[02:38.09] | guān yú jūn duì |
[02:39.15] | rú guǒ míng tiān shì |
[02:40.09] | wài xīng rén lái rù qīn |
[02:41.28] | bìng qiě qīn lüè wǒ men guó jiā de yì tiān |
[02:42.15] | wǒ men yǒu néng lì hé tā men dǎ zhàng ma? |
[02:44.28] | wǒ men yǒu nà yàng niú bī de wǔ qì ma? |
[02:46.47] | bù, gēn běn tm méi yǒu, tā men huì bú huì zhǐ yòng zǒu yī zǒu |
[02:48.96] | cháo xiào yī xià wǒ men |
[02:50.53] | bù yòng yì diǎn kǒng hè |
[02:52.71] | jiù néng ràng suǒ yǒu rén dōu jiě tǐ, bèi tóng huà? |
[02:54.15] | wǒ men néng bù néng zuò shí mǒ shì qíng ràng tā men gǎn dào huāng zhāng, xīn tiào jiā sù? |
[02:55.97] | wǒ bǎo zhèng wǒ bù dǒng wài xīng rén de xīn tiào... |
[02:57.97] | dàn nǐ zhī dào wǒ zài shuō shí mǒ ba? |
[02:59.15] | zhè huì shì zěn yàng yī fān jǐng xiàng? |
[03:01.15] | tā men huì shuō dì qiú zhēn nán gǎo? |
[03:02.34] | huò zhě zhè zhǐ shì tā men de yòu yī cì zhí mín |
[03:05.28] | huò zhě tā men huì shuō, kào, dì qiú zhēn tā mā nán gǎo |
[03:07.65] | bǐ... lèi rén yuán hái nán |
[03:09.96] | nǐ hé nǐ gē ge liáo guò zhèi xiē ma? |
[03:13.09] | tā shuō, méi |
[03:15.09] | wǒ shuō, nà nǐ zěn me xiǎng? |
[03:17.34] | tā shuō, wǒ bú huì ràng wǒ zì jǐ guān xīn zhèi xiē bù kě néng de shì |
[03:21.97] | wǒ shuō, mèi zǐ nǐ shén me yì sī? |
[03:24.15] | tā shuō, wǒ bù xiāng xìn |
[03:26.09] | guān yú zhàn zhēng? |
[03:26.72] | guān yú wài xīng rén |
[03:28.43] | wèi... děng děng |
[03:29.74] | děng děng |
[03:30.54] | nǐ gāng gāng shuō shí mǒ? |
[03:32.42] | zhè yǔ zhòu lǐ suǒ yǒu de shēng mìng gāng hǎo dōu zài nǐ shēng huó de dì fāng? |
[03:36.39] | shì zhè yàng |
[03:37.27] | ó nà gāi shì duō dà de qiǎo hé a... |
[03:39.70] | nǐ dǒng wǒ shén me yì sī ma? |
[03:40.89] | wǒ tīng bu dào nǐ shuō de |
[03:42.45] | hǎo ba, zhěng gè yǔ zhòu dōu zài péng zhàng |
[03:44.84] | nà lǐ yǒu wú shù de xīng xì |
[03:46.96] | wèi shí me wǒ men huì shì tè shū de? |
[03:49.46] | tā shuō, bù zhè bú shì qiǎo hé |
[03:52.33] | wǒ jiào zhè zhǒng qiǎo hé shén |
[03:54.15] | wǒ shuō, ó yuán lái nǐ xìn jiào a |
[03:56.58] | nǐ jué de zhèi xiē dōu shì shén zuò de |
[03:57.52] | bù, wǒ zhī dào zhè dōu shì shén zuò de |
[03:58.58] | bù, wǒ zhī dào kě néng què shí yǒu shén |
[04:00.33] | dì yī, méi rén zhī dào yǒu shén |
[04:01.96] | suàn le wǒ jué de wǒ men yīng gāi fàng fàng zhè gè huà tí |
[04:04.02] | bù, nǐ xiàn zài zài xiǎng shén me? |
[04:06.43] | nǎo zi, a, dàn shì nǎo zi zài xiǎng qí tā de shì |
[04:10.83] | wǒ zhè yī nián dōu zài jiǔ bā lǐ! |
[04:15.45] | wǒ hěn kù |
[04:19.40] | wǒ gāng gāng hē le zuì hǎo de jiǔ |
[04:21.40] | wǒ dāng rán kě yǐ hé xuě bì |
[04:23.83] | wǒ tā mā kě sǐ le |
[04:25.33] | shuí zài zhuàn qián? |
[04:26.08] | shì nǎo zi |
[04:27.40] | shuí zài zuò jué dìng? |
[04:28.27] | shì nǎo zi |
[04:29.71] | shuí chuàng zào le zuì xīn liú xíng dān qǔ? |
[04:30.46] | shì nǎo zi |
[04:31.96] | shuí jìn xíng le suǒ yǒu de dòng zuò? |
[04:33.38] | shì nǎo zi |
[04:34.88] | nǎo zi, nǐ kě yǐ huí dào gāng gāng de huà tí ma? |
[04:37.82] | è... kě yǐ tí xǐng nǎo zi yī xià ma? |
[04:41.19] | nǐ zhēn shì shǎ, wǒ men gāng gāng zài tǎo lùn shén |
[04:43.13] | dào dǐ cún bù cún zài |
[04:44.63] | bié jiào wǒ nǎo zi |
[04:46.50] | nǎo zi xiǎng bù qǐ lái le |
[04:48.75] | dàn rú guǒ wǒ méi gǎo cuò wǒ páng biān de mèi zǐ |
[04:51.07] | bǎo zhèng shì jiè shang yǒu shén |
[04:52.32] | shì de, wǒ xiāng xìn yǒu shén |
[04:53.57] | suǒ yǐ shén yǒng yuǎn bú huì cuò |
[04:56.00] | shén yǒng yuǎn bú huì cuò, duì ba? |
[04:57.44] | shì, méi cuò |
[04:59.19] | nǎo zi, bǎi tuō kuài diǎn |
[05:01.13] | děng děng. suǒ yǐ shén chuàng zào le dì qiú |
[05:03.88] | rán hòu tā shuō, děng děng, zhè zhēn tm wú liáo |
[05:08.57] | tā xū yào gèng duō de dōng xī |
[05:10.32] | shén shuō, wǒ yào nòng diǎn kǒng lóng fàng shǎng qù |
[05:13.69] | nòng diǎn kǒng lóng fàng shǎng qù |
[05:14.94] | rán hòu tā shuō, a a a wèi shí me wǒ yào fàng kǒng lóng zài shàng miàn? |
[05:17.32] | nǐ de nǎo dài dào dǐ zài shuō shà? |
[05:18.63] | tā néng xíng me? |
[05:19.76] | děng děng nǎo zi nǐ gāng gāng shuō dào diǎn zǐ shàng le! |
[05:21.19] | shén bú huì cuò de tā dào dǐ zài xiǎng shén me? |
[05:23.50] | guān yú zhàn zhēng? |
[05:25.00] | guān yú kǒng lóng! |
[05:27.00] | tā wèi tā men chuàng zào le dì qiú |
[05:28.07] | dàn shì tā jué de, bù |
[05:29.94] | kǒng lóng tài xùn le |
[05:31.83] | wǒ dé gǎo diǎn jīn fà měi nǚ |
[05:33.27] | tā zhè tài lí pǔ le |
[05:34.64] | wǒ kàn zhe bù xiàng kǒng lóng a |
[05:36.63] | tā men yǒu 35 yīng chǐ zhǎng |
[05:38.00] | wǒ zhǐ yǒu 5 chǐ 11 cùn |
[05:39.81] | mò mò shàng wǒ shì 6 chǐ |
[05:40.82] | kàn kàn Broncheosaurus yī zhǒng kǒng lóng |
[05:42.13] | zhè dōng xī bó zǐ dōu kě yǐ shàng tiān táng le |
[05:45.32] | zhè zhǐ shì gè bǐ yù |
[05:46.69] | gēn běn jiù méi yǒu tiān táng |
[05:49.38] | wǒ nòng hún le, dàn shì rú guǒ shén cóng lái bú huì fàn cuò |
[05:51.13] | wǒ cāi zhè shì gè lì wài |
[05:52.82] | wǒ xiàn zài néng jiǎng huà le ma? |
[05:54.50] | qǐng |
[05:56.07] | kàn |
[05:56.75] | suǒ yǒu shēng mìng dōu shì yǒu mù dì de |
[05:58.82] | nǐ, jī, zhū rú shà?? |
[06:01.75] | wǒ bù lǐ jiě |
[06:03.69] | tā shuō, wǒ yě bù dǒng, bú shì wǒ jué dìng de |
[06:05.58] | suǒ yǐ kǒng lóng shēng lái jiù wèi le sǐ qù? |
[06:08.70] | zhè bú shì wǒ lái jué dìng de dàn shì.... hǎo ba |
[06:13.08] | wǒ zhǐ shì gè rén hǎo ba |
[06:14.70] | dàn xiǎng xiǎng wǒ men zhēng lùn de yuán yīn ba |
[06:17.70] | xiǎng xiǎng wǒ men shì zěn me kāi shǐ de, nǐ bù xiāng xìn wài xīng rén wǒ zhǐ shì... |
[06:21.33] | nǐ kě yǐ zhǎo dào nǐ de shén dàn wǒ jué de zhè yàng shuō hěn shǎ |
[06:24.58] | wǒ zhǐ shì shuō wǒ kě néng bù zhī dào shén wèi shí me zhè me zuò |
[06:26.45] | wǒ yě bù zhī dào dàn shì zhè bù jiù shì wǒ yī zhí zài jiǎng de ma? |
[06:29.04] | nǐ zài jiǎng shén me? |
[06:29.66] | wèi shí me shén bù néng chuàng zào wài xīng rén? |
[06:31.41] | wèi shí me dì qiú bù néng zhǐ shì yí gè... shén de xiǎo xiàng mù? |
[06:35.35] | hǎo ba... kàn, wǒ men shuō bú dào yì qǐ qù |
[06:37.91] | è hǎo ba dàn shì luó ji shàng nǐ zì jǐ dōu bù xiāng xìn zì jǐ a! |
[06:42.24] | shì a, dàn shì nǐ zài zhè shuō shí mǒ kǒng lóng, |
[06:44.30] | wǒ men kě yǐ hé tā men yì qǐ gòng xiǎng dì qiú shuí yě bù zhī dào a |
[06:47.05] | wǒ kào, zhèng jù què záo a mèi zǐ |
[06:49.42] | rán hòu ne nǐ zhǔn bèi lián chāo dà lù dōu bù xiāng xìn le ma? |
[06:52.17] | tā shuō, wǒ men hái shì huàn gè huà tí ba |
[06:54.36] | nà gè biao zi bù zhī dào chāo dà lù |
[06:56.04] | nǎo zi bié guǎn le |
[06:59.18] | wǒ hǎo è a, nǐ è ma? |
[07:01.80] | ó wǒ de tiān wǒ yě hǎo è |
[07:03.12] | , nǐ xiǎng yào jiào pī sà ma? |
[07:05.37] | hǎo a. hǎo a, wǒ lái diǎn. |
[07:08.30] | duì bù qǐ a, gāng gāng wèn nǐ zhè me duō wèn tí |
[07:10.18] | méi shì la, wǒ shì gè chéng rèn |
[07:11.87] | wǒ yǒu néng lì chǔ lǐ zhè zhǒng |
[07:13.18] | shēn céng cì de duì huà |
[07:15.05] | hǎo ba |
[07:17.12] | shuō huí lái wǒ xiǎng diǎn là cháng wèi de pī sà |
[07:19.43] | ǒu |
[07:20.43] | bù xǐ huān zhè gè wèi dào ma? |
[07:21.12] | nǐ zěn me néng chī zhèi xiē? |
[07:22.49] | bù bù bù, zhè bú shì nà zhǒng hēi àn liào lǐ |
[07:24.05] | zhè shì diàn lǐ chū de kǒu wèi |
[07:24.99] | zhè shì hěn gāo jí de ròu a zhī lèi de |
[07:27.87] | bù bù wǒ shì gè sù shí zhě |
[07:30.87] | ó, hǎo ba, wǒ men diǎn yī bàn là cháng wèi |
[07:35.24] | yī bàn suí biàn shén me wèi |
[07:37.12] | ǒu, wǒ bù chī hé nà zài yí gè hé zi lǐ de dōng xī |
[07:42.49] | nǐ shì rèn zhēn de? shì a. nǐ shēng wǒ qì le? |
[07:45.43] | bù, wǒ duì wǒ men de tān lán gǎn dào shēng qì. |
[07:47.17] | xiǎng dào dì qiú shàng huó zhe de dòng wù yào bèi chī diào. |
[07:50.67] | hǎo ba, shì yīn wèi wǒ men duì dài tā men de bàn fǎ ma? |
[07:52.49] | bù, bú shì |
[07:54.92] | tā shuō, wǒ bù fǎn duì wǒ men shòu liè |
[07:58.11] | dàn shì wǒ men xiàn zài |
[07:59.61] | sì yǎng tā men lái chī tā men, zhè tài ě xīn le, |
[08:02.55] | nǐ zhēn yīng gāi hǎo hǎo liǎo jiě yī xià zhèi xiē |
[08:04.30] | děng děng děng děng... |
[08:05.17] | bú shì wǒ men méi yǒu ná zhe gōng jiàn zhuī zhe tā men |
[08:07.17] | jiù bù jiào shòu liè le |
[08:08.67] | wǒ men zhǐ shì yòng zhì lì jué dìng le zài nǎ lǐ shòu liè |
[08:11.81] | kòng zhì zhèi xiē dòng wù yǐ biàn ràng tā men zuò wǒ men xiǎng zuò de shì |
[08:14.18] | zhè zhèng shì wǒ shuō de diǎn wǒ men xiàn zài rén gōng péi yù zhèi xiē dòng wù |
[08:15.81] | ér bú shì ràng tā men zì yóu zì zài de shēng huó |
[08:18.06] | dàn shì nà tā mā jiù shì nǐ suǒ wèi de shén gàn de shì a! |
[08:20.75] | wǒ men zhǐ shì jìn lì zài dì qiú shàng shēng huó. |
[08:22.31] | yào bù rán nǐ jué de huì zěn yàng |
[08:23.62] | nǐ xiàn zài lí kāi wǒ jiā |
[08:24.75] | wài miàn jiù yǒu sān zhǐ láng děng zhe nǐ? |
[08:26.62] | láng? |
[08:27.18] | tā men huì bǎ nǐ sī liè |
[08:29.69] | shí fēn hěn dú de |
[08:30.38] | tā men huì chī nǐ de |
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[08:32.57] | zhè shì tā men huì zuò de shì |
[08:33.51] | hái yǒu nǐ de liǎn |
[08:34.82] | rén lèi gèng cōng míng a |
[08:35.88] | nà jiù shì wǒ men gāi zuò de shì |
[08:37.38] | tā shuō, zhè jiù xiàng píng guǒ hé chéng zǐ yí yàng wú fǎ bǐ jiào |
[08:38.75] | biao zi zhè yàn yǔ gēn běn gǒu pì bù tōng a! |
[08:40.13] | wèi shà dōu shì shuǐ guǒ bù néng bèi bǐ jiào? |
[08:41.88] | tā shuō, wǒ yào zǒu le |
[08:43.13] | tā men zhǐ shì bù tóng de gài niàn |
[08:45.13] | xíng le, nǐ zì jǐ chī nǐ de là cháng pī sà ba |
[08:46.88] | wǒ dāng rán huì, nà shi shàng dì gěi wǒ de quán lì |
[08:50.51] | tā shuō, wǒ de bāo zài nǎ |
[08:52.75] | ó, shì zhè gè lā jī tǒng páng biān de pí zhì bāo ma? |
[08:55.01] | shì zhè gè ma? wǒ cāi nǎi niú zuò de? |
[08:58.32] | éi, wèi shà fù jìn méi yǒu dī dī |
[09:00.07] | suǒ yǐ nǐ bù chī ròu, nǐ zhǐ bǎ tā men chuān zài shēn shàng |
[09:03.63] | wǒ méi yǒu zài tīng nǐ jiǎng huà |
[09:04.76] | zhēn shì yě mán a |
[09:07.13] | nǐ shì wéi jīng rén ma? |
[09:08.44] | nǐ wèi shí me hái zài jiǎng? |
[09:09.76] | nǐ qiǎng bié rén de dì pán ma? |
[09:11.84] | nǐ xǐ huān zhàn zhēng ma? |
[09:13.16] | wèi shà fù jìn méi yǒu dī dī a a a |
[09:14.84] | xià gè shén zhōu bǎ, zhè fù jìn tā men chē duō |
[09:18.03] | wǒ bù xiǎng wǎng wǒ de shǒu jī lǐ luàn xià dōng xī |
[09:20.09] | hǎo ba, xiàn zài qíng xíng hěn qīng xī |
[09:22.19] | fù jìn méi yǒu Uber |
[09:24.44] | dí shì huì lái dàn shì tā men zhēn de màn |
[09:26.69] | nǎo zi yào lā shǐ le |
[09:29.06] | nǎo zi yào lā shǐ le |
[09:31.06] | wǒ gāng gāng xià le shén zhōu |
[09:32.81] | dàn hǎo xiàng chū le diǎn gù zhàng |
[09:34.87] | nǐ yào bù jiù shuì zhè lǐ |
[09:37.44] | è... hái shì suàn le |
[09:38.31] | xiàn zài shì líng chén liǎng diǎn éi |
[09:39.25] | wǒ bú huì hé nǐ shuì yī zhāng chuáng de |
[09:40.94] | nǐ kě yǐ shuì chuáng shàng, wǒ shuì dì shàng |
[09:44.44] | hǎo ba, nǐ què dìng? |
[09:47.12] | méi shì, wǒ bú huì bǎ nǐ rēng gěi láng de |
[09:49.69] | ó tiān a nǐ zhēn shì tǎo rén yàn |
[09:50.81] | wǒ guǎn bú zhù zì jǐ |
[09:52.31] | dàn nǐ zhì shǎo gěi wǒ gè zhěn tou ba? |
[09:55.31] | wǒ zhèng zài hé yí gè mèi zǐ shuō zhěn biān huà |
[09:59.81] | wǒ zhèng zài hé yí gè mèi zǐ shuō zhěn biān huà |
[10:04.37] | wǒ gāng gāng hé yí gè mèi zǐ shuō wán zhěn biān huà |
[10:09.00] | wǒ zhèng zài hé yí gè mèi zǐ shuō zhěn biān huà |
[10:15.94] | nǎo zi hái shì xiǎng lā shǐ |
[10:20.12] | bié hū shì wǒ |
[10:24.81] | qǐng bié hū shì wǒ |
[10:31.88] | děng děng, shì wǒ de shén zhōu lái le? |
[10:33.00] | bù, wǒ de pī sà lái le |
[10:34.75] | quán shì là cháng ó |
[10:36.06] | nǐ què dìng bù lái yì diǎn? |
[10:37.88] | dàn nǐ yīng gāi xiān lā shǐ |
[10:39.50] | qǐng bié hū shì nǐ de nǎo zi... |