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\"That's it mom, I'm moving out!\" |
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\"Me too!... Love you mom!\" |
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The greatest thing ever just happened to me |
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You see! |
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Take that, mom, you can't tell me how to be |
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I'm livin' on my own and I've got no rules |
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Yeah, I rule my own house and I'll tell you what I'll do |
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HA! |
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First I'll grab some milk; drink it straight from the jug, |
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Then grab a sandwich; eat it butt naked on the rug |
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All these whack fruit snacks with only five in a pack... |
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\"Only eat one!\" |
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FUCK THAT! I'll snack 'til I yack |
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No more parents! |
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No more rules! |
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Yeah, nice try, mom, but I ain't no fool! |
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No more bath time! |
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No more hugs! |
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And if I feel like it, |
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I will crap on the rug! |
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No more mommy! |
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No more dad! |
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Livin' on my own; most fun I've ever had! |
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I'm eatin' cookies for breakfast |
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'Cause I don't give a fuck |
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Shoot your squirties in the air and scream |
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PARENTS SUCK! |
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My parents ain't around to tell me what I can't say |
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So I yell |
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Fuck |
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Shit |
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And darn everyday |
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My parents ain't around to tell me what to do |
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So I leave the door open while I take a big poo |
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My parents ain't around to make me mow the lawn |
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Instead I'll watch dirty vids with the volume on |
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My parents ain't around to say I can't watch certain flicks |
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They won't let me watch Bambi |
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What a bunch of dicks! |
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No more parents! |
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No more rules! |
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Yeah, nice try, mom, but I ain't no fool! |
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No more bath time! |
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No more hugs! |
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And if we feel like it we will crap on the rug! |
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No more mommy! |
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No more dad! |
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Finally I can wear my skanky top that I had! |
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I'm eatin' shards of glass |
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'Cause I don't give a fuck |
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Shoot your squirties in the air and scream |
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PARENTS SUCK! |
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No one to make me clean my room each day of the week |
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No one to read me bedtime stories and kiss me on my cheeck |
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Ne one to zip my jacket when it's cold outside |
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No one to tell me to take my insulin when I'm about to die |
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No one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house |
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No one to cuddle at night when I'm scared of a mouse |
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No one to tell me not to take candy from strangers |
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No one to tell me not to show my peepee to strangers |
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\"Hey mom?\" |
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\"Hi son!\" |
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\"Do you think I could move back in?\" |
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\"Fuck no!\" |
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Biiiiip... |