| 歌曲 | Call Any Vegetable |
| 歌手 | Frank Zappa |
| 歌手 | Mothers of Invention |
| 专辑 | Absolutely Free |
| 作词 : Zappa | |
| Ray collins (vocals) | |
| Jimmy carl black (drums) | |
| Billy mundi (drums) | |
| Roy estrada (bass) | |
| Don preston (keyboards) | |
| Bunk gardner (woodwinds) | |
| Motorhead sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone) | |
| (cheesey, cheesey) | |
| (this is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular | |
| They're real good for yo) | |
| Call any vegetable call it by name | |
| Call one today when you get off the train | |
| Call any vegetable and the chances are good | |
| Aw, the vegetable will respond to you | |
| (some people don't go for prunes...i | |
| Don't know, i've always found that if they...) | |
| Call any vegetable pick up your phone | |
| Think of a vegetable lonely at home | |
| Call any vegetable and the chances are good | |
| That a vegetable will respond to you | |
| Rutabaga, rutabaga, | |
| Rutabaga, rutabaga, | |
| Rutabay-y-y-y... | |
| (a prune isn't really a vegetable... | |
| Cabbage is a vegetable...) | |
| No one will know | |
| If you don't want to let them know | |
| No one will know | |
| 'less it's you that might tell them so | |
| Call and they'll come to you | |
| Covered with dew | |
| Vegetables dream, of responding to you | |
| Standing there shiny and proud by your side | |
| Holding your hand while the neighbors decide | |
| Why is a vegetable something to hide? |
| zuò cí : Zappa | |
| Ray collins vocals | |
| Jimmy carl black drums | |
| Billy mundi drums | |
| Roy estrada bass | |
| Don preston keyboards | |
| Bunk gardner woodwinds | |
| Motorhead sherwood soprano, baritone saxophone | |
| cheesey, cheesey | |
| this is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular | |
| They' re real good for yo | |
| Call any vegetable call it by name | |
| Call one today when you get off the train | |
| Call any vegetable and the chances are good | |
| Aw, the vegetable will respond to you | |
| some people don' t go for prunes... i | |
| Don' t know, i' ve always found that if they... | |
| Call any vegetable pick up your phone | |
| Think of a vegetable lonely at home | |
| Call any vegetable and the chances are good | |
| That a vegetable will respond to you | |
| Rutabaga, rutabaga, | |
| Rutabaga, rutabaga, | |
| Rutabayyyy... | |
| a prune isn' t really a vegetable... | |
| Cabbage is a vegetable... | |
| No one will know | |
| If you don' t want to let them know | |
| No one will know | |
| ' less it' s you that might tell them so | |
| Call and they' ll come to you | |
| Covered with dew | |
| Vegetables dream, of responding to you | |
| Standing there shiny and proud by your side | |
| Holding your hand while the neighbors decide | |
| Why is a vegetable something to hide? |