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Washing machine, pinstripe dream stripped the gloss from a beauty queen |
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Punch and judy, judy, judy |
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Found our nest in the daily express, met the vicar in a holy vest |
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Punch and judy, punch and judy |
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Brought up the children, church of e, now i vegetate with a color tv |
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Worst ever thing that happened to me, oh for d-i-v-o-r-c-e |
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Oh judy |
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Whatever happened to pillow fights? |
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Whatever happened to jeans so tight? friday nights? |
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Whatever happened to lover's lane? |
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Whatever happened to passion games? sunday walks in the pouring rain? |
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Punch, punch, punch and judy |
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Punch, punch, punch |
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Curling tongs, mogadons |
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I got a headache baby, don't take so long |
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Single beds, middle age dread, losing the war in the waistlands spread |
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Who left the cap off the toothpaste tube, who forgot to flush the loo? |
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Leave your sweaty socks outside the door |
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Don't walk across my polished floor. |
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Oh judy |
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Whatever happened to morning smiles? |
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Whatever happened to wicked wiles? permissive styles? |
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Whatever happened to twinkling eyes? |
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Whatever happened to hard fast drives? compliments on unnatural size? |
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Punch, punch, punch and judy |
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Punch, punch, punch |
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Propping up a bar, family car, sweating out a mortgage as a balding clerk |
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Punch and judy |
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World war three, suburbanshee, just slip her these pills and i'll be free |
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No more judy, judy, judy no more |
