| [00:08.99] | 男：嫌我乱咁滚就制水 |
| [00:10.69] | 想叫女装无雷 |
| [00:12.75] | 讲下水都判死罪 |
| [00:16.63] | 乘最近旱天话制水 |
| [00:18.71] | 出计仔滚佢水 |
| [00:20.80] | 咀码落番两三句 |
| [00:23.32] | 热唔热呀吓 |
| [00:24.74] | 女：连晚热到死未抹身想浸水偏无水 |
| [00:29.08] | 因制水将我牵累 |
| [00:32.76] | 男：好难闻架 成只辣挞鬼 |
| [00:33.85] | 为无水宿压咀寃臭腿 |
| [00:37.00] | 枉你自称娇娇女 |
| [00:39.72] | 女：系咁就惨咯 |
| [00:40.75] | 平时扮靓 |
| [00:43.69] | 男：咁紧系贪靓既 |
| [00:44.89] | 女：为靓不要命 |
| [00:47.10] | 男：紧张咯 |
| [00:49.15] | 女：如系有臭味 |
| [00:51.61] | 男：有呀 |
| [00:52.78] | 女：我喊出眼泪 |
| [00:55.46] | 男：唔止咁添呀 |
| [00:56.94] | 头肥面对 |
| [01:00.17] | 女：变样添吖 |
| [01:00.91] | 男：为无水染病 |
| [01:03.45] | 女：仲要病添 |
| [01:05.17] | 男：行动更累赘 |
| [01:07.19] | 女：哎吔 咁就肉酸咯 |
| [01:09.11] | 男：眼花中坑渠 |
| [01:11.41] | 好惨呀 |
| [01:12.88] | 女：求你动脑筋为扑水 |
| [01:14.93] | 想法子搵够水 |
| [01:16.90] | 等我安心免焦虑 |
| [01:19.16] | 男：得 朋友做制官愿放水 |
| [01:22.79] | 想要水快过水 等我立刻去搵佢 |
| [01:28.36] | 女：真唔真架 |
| [01:29.95] | 男：乜唔真呀 佢系做制水官架嘛 |
| [01:32.30] | 磅五旧水俾佢 |
| [01:34.29] | 整多两个钟头水 咁就好值架 |
| [01:38.17] | 女：有水就值得嘅嗱 |
| [01:39.79] | 呢处五百蚊 |
| [01:41.76] | 你快的拎去搅掂佢啦 |
| [01:43.00] | 男：好我去喇下 |
| [01:45.62] | 女：喂 老邓乜你咁耐都唔落黎架 |
| [01:48.65] | 我等你去跳舞呀 |
| [01:50.38] | 男：死叻 穿晒煲添 |
| [01:52.10] | 女：哦 原来 你想滚我五百蚊去滚女人 |
| [01:55.21] | 快的拎番黎呀 |
| [01:56.41] | 男：呵呵 我同你讲下笑啫 |
| [01:58.15] | 唔好嬲呀 大人 |
| [02:00.37] | 女：查明实据 |
| [02:02.95] | 男：至衰佢一嗌咯 |
| [02:04.49] | 女：犯了欺骗罪 |
| [02:07.07] | 男：讲吓笑啫 |
| [02:08.65] | 女：查实靠抟乱 |
| [02:10.45] | 男：第次唔敢咯 |
| [02:12.79] | 女：你可知有罪 |
| [02:15.13] | 男：知 垂头下气 |
| [02:19.31] | 女：睇你个衰样 |
| [02:20.84] | 男：犯了欺骗罪 |
| [02:23.33] | 女：认罪啰咩 |
| [02:24.42] | 男：惟望你恕罪 |
| [02:27.11] | 女：你就想咯 |
| [02:29.09] | 男：咪当浆粉雷 |
| [02:30.83] | 痳痳地啦 大人 |
| [02:32.42] | 女：瞒我为骗水罚你担水过山揾淡水 |
| [02:36.59] | 七担一天当抵罪 |
| [02:38.64] | 男：唉死咯 |
| [02:40.34] | 惟有认句衰 为制水想骗水 |
| [02:43.84] | 加倍衰担担大桶上山去 我去哪 大人 |
| [00:08.99] | nan: xian wo luan han gun jiu zhi shui |
| [00:10.69] | xiang jiao nv zhuang wu lei |
| [00:12.75] | jiang xia shui dou pan si zui |
| [00:16.63] | cheng zui jin han tian hua zhi shui |
| [00:18.71] | chu ji zi gun qu shui |
| [00:20.80] | ju ma luo fan liang san ju |
| [00:23.32] | re wu re ya xia |
| [00:24.74] | nv: lian wan re dao si wei mo shen xiang jin shui pian wu shui |
| [00:29.08] | yin zhi shui jiang wo qian lei |
| [00:32.76] | nan: hao nan wen jia cheng zhi la ta gui |
| [00:33.85] | wei wu shui su ya ju yuan chou tui |
| [00:37.00] | wang ni zi cheng jiao jiao nv |
| [00:39.72] | nv: xi han jiu can ge |
| [00:40.75] | ping shi ban jing |
| [00:43.69] | nan: han jin xi tan jing ji |
| [00:44.89] | nv: wei jing bu yao ming |
| [00:47.10] | nan: jin zhang ge |
| [00:49.15] | nv: ru xi you chou wei |
| [00:51.61] | nan: you ya |
| [00:52.78] | nv: wo han chu yan lei |
| [00:55.46] | nan: wu zhi han tian ya |
| [00:56.94] | tou fei mian dui |
| [01:00.17] | nv: bian yang tian ya |
| [01:00.91] | nan: wei wu shui ran bing |
| [01:03.45] | nv: zhong yao bing tian |
| [01:05.17] | nan: xing dong geng lei zhui |
| [01:07.19] | nv: ai ye han jiu rou suan ge |
| [01:09.11] | nan: yan hua zhong keng qu |
| [01:11.41] | hao can ya |
| [01:12.88] | nv: qiu ni dong nao jin wei pu shui |
| [01:14.93] | xiang fa zi wen gou shui |
| [01:16.90] | deng wo an xin mian jiao lv |
| [01:19.16] | nan: de peng you zuo zhi guan yuan fang shui |
| [01:22.79] | xiang yao shui kuai guo shui deng wo li ke qu wen qu |
| [01:28.36] | nv: zhen wu zhen jia |
| [01:29.95] | nan: mie wu zhen ya qu xi zuo zhi shui guan jia ma |
| [01:32.30] | bang wu jiu shui bi qu |
| [01:34.29] | zheng duo liang ge zhong tou shui han jiu hao zhi jia |
| [01:38.17] | nv: you shui jiu zhi de kai na |
| [01:39.79] | ne chu wu bai wen |
| [01:41.76] | ni kuai de lin qu jiao dian qu la |
| [01:43.00] | nan: hao wo qu la xia |
| [01:45.62] | nv: wei lao deng mie ni han nai dou wu luo li jia |
| [01:48.65] | wo deng ni qu tiao wu ya |
| [01:50.38] | nan: si le chuan shai bao tian |
| [01:52.10] | nv: o yuan lai ni xiang gun wo wu bai wen qu gun nv ren |
| [01:55.21] | kuai de lin fan li ya |
| [01:56.41] | nan: he he wo tong ni jiang xia xiao zhe |
| [01:58.15] | wu hao niao ya da ren |
| [02:00.37] | nv: cha ming shi ju |
| [02:02.95] | nan: zhi shuai qu yi ai ge |
| [02:04.49] | nv: fan le qi pian zui |
| [02:07.07] | nan: jiang xia xiao zhe |
| [02:08.65] | nv: cha shi kao tuan luan |
| [02:10.45] | nan: di ci wu gan ge |
| [02:12.79] | nv: ni ke zhi you zui |
| [02:15.13] | nan: zhi chui tou xia qi |
| [02:19.31] | nv: di ni ge shuai yang |
| [02:20.84] | nan: fan le qi pian zui |
| [02:23.33] | nv: ren zui luo mie |
| [02:24.42] | nan: wei wang ni shu zui |
| [02:27.11] | nv: ni jiu xiang ge |
| [02:29.09] | nan: mi dang jiang fen lei |
| [02:30.83] | lin lin di la da ren |
| [02:32.42] | nv: man wo wei pian shui fa ni dan shui guo shan wen dan shui |
| [02:36.59] | qi dan yi tian dang di zui |
| [02:38.64] | nan: ai si ge |
| [02:40.34] | wei you ren ju shuai wei zhi shui xiang pian shui |
| [02:43.84] | jia bei shuai dan dan da tong shang shan qu wo qu na da ren |
| [00:08.99] | nán: xián wǒ luàn hán gǔn jiù zhì shuǐ |
| [00:10.69] | xiǎng jiào nǚ zhuāng wú léi |
| [00:12.75] | jiǎng xià shuǐ dōu pàn sǐ zuì |
| [00:16.63] | chéng zuì jìn hàn tiān huà zhì shuǐ |
| [00:18.71] | chū jì zǐ gǔn qú shuǐ |
| [00:20.80] | jǔ mǎ luò fān liǎng sān jù |
| [00:23.32] | rè wú rè ya xià |
| [00:24.74] | nǚ: lián wǎn rè dào sǐ wèi mǒ shēn xiǎng jìn shuǐ piān wú shuǐ |
| [00:29.08] | yīn zhì shuǐ jiāng wǒ qiān lěi |
| [00:32.76] | nán: hǎo nán wén jià chéng zhǐ là tà guǐ |
| [00:33.85] | wèi wú shuǐ sù yā jǔ yuān chòu tuǐ |
| [00:37.00] | wǎng nǐ zì chēng jiāo jiāo nǚ |
| [00:39.72] | nǚ: xì hán jiù cǎn gē |
| [00:40.75] | píng shí bàn jìng |
| [00:43.69] | nán: hán jǐn xì tān jìng jì |
| [00:44.89] | nǚ: wèi jìng bú yào mìng |
| [00:47.10] | nán: jǐn zhāng gē |
| [00:49.15] | nǚ: rú xì yǒu chòu wèi |
| [00:51.61] | nán: yǒu ya |
| [00:52.78] | nǚ: wǒ hǎn chū yǎn lèi |
| [00:55.46] | nán: wú zhǐ hán tiān ya |
| [00:56.94] | tóu féi miàn duì |
| [01:00.17] | nǚ: biàn yàng tiān yā |
| [01:00.91] | nán: wèi wú shuǐ rǎn bìng |
| [01:03.45] | nǚ: zhòng yào bìng tiān |
| [01:05.17] | nán: xíng dòng gèng léi zhuì |
| [01:07.19] | nǚ: āi yě hán jiù ròu suān gē |
| [01:09.11] | nán: yǎn huā zhōng kēng qú |
| [01:11.41] | hǎo cǎn ya |
| [01:12.88] | nǚ: qiú nǐ dòng nǎo jīn wèi pū shuǐ |
| [01:14.93] | xiǎng fǎ zǐ wèn gòu shuǐ |
| [01:16.90] | děng wǒ ān xīn miǎn jiāo lǜ |
| [01:19.16] | nán: dé péng yǒu zuò zhì guān yuàn fàng shuǐ |
| [01:22.79] | xiǎng yào shuǐ kuài guò shuǐ děng wǒ lì kè qù wèn qú |
| [01:28.36] | nǚ: zhēn wú zhēn jià |
| [01:29.95] | nán: miē wú zhēn ya qú xì zuò zhì shuǐ guān jià ma |
| [01:32.30] | bàng wǔ jiù shuǐ bǐ qú |
| [01:34.29] | zhěng duō liǎng gè zhōng tóu shuǐ hán jiù hǎo zhí jià |
| [01:38.17] | nǚ: yǒu shuǐ jiù zhí de kǎi ná |
| [01:39.79] | ne chù wǔ bǎi wén |
| [01:41.76] | nǐ kuài de līn qù jiǎo diān qú la |
| [01:43.00] | nán: hǎo wǒ qù lǎ xià |
| [01:45.62] | nǚ: wèi lǎo dèng miē nǐ hán nài dōu wú luò lí jià |
| [01:48.65] | wǒ děng nǐ qù tiào wǔ ya |
| [01:50.38] | nán: sǐ lè chuān shài bāo tiān |
| [01:52.10] | nǚ: ó yuán lái nǐ xiǎng gǔn wǒ wǔ bǎi wén qù gǔn nǚ rén |
| [01:55.21] | kuài de līn fān lí ya |
| [01:56.41] | nán: hē hē wǒ tóng nǐ jiǎng xià xiào zhě |
| [01:58.15] | wú hǎo niǎo ya dà rén |
| [02:00.37] | nǚ: chá míng shí jù |
| [02:02.95] | nán: zhì shuāi qú yī ài gē |
| [02:04.49] | nǚ: fàn le qī piàn zuì |
| [02:07.07] | nán: jiǎng xià xiào zhě |
| [02:08.65] | nǚ: chá shí kào tuán luàn |
| [02:10.45] | nán: dì cì wú gǎn gē |
| [02:12.79] | nǚ: nǐ kě zhī yǒu zuì |
| [02:15.13] | nán: zhī chuí tóu xià qì |
| [02:19.31] | nǚ: dì nǐ gè shuāi yàng |
| [02:20.84] | nán: fàn le qī piàn zuì |
| [02:23.33] | nǚ: rèn zuì luō miē |
| [02:24.42] | nán: wéi wàng nǐ shù zuì |
| [02:27.11] | nǚ: nǐ jiù xiǎng gē |
| [02:29.09] | nán: mī dāng jiāng fěn léi |
| [02:30.83] | lín lín dì la dà rén |
| [02:32.42] | nǚ: mán wǒ wèi piàn shuǐ fá nǐ dān shuǐ guò shān wèn dàn shuǐ |
| [02:36.59] | qī dān yì tiān dāng dǐ zuì |
| [02:38.64] | nán: āi sǐ gē |
| [02:40.34] | wéi yǒu rèn jù shuāi wèi zhì shuǐ xiǎng piàn shuǐ |
| [02:43.84] | jiā bèi shuāi dān dān dà tǒng shàng shān qù wǒ qù nǎ dà rén |
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