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Oh I was born and raised in Alabam |
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Well it sounds better than Leeds |
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Mama said the sooner you grow up |
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The sooner you can leave |
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And thus I came into existence |
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What else can I tell you |
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I could reminisce about the kiss |
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That really blew my mind |
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I could demonstrate how when I was eight |
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I celebrated nine |
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I could be young I might be old |
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I could be and if so |
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So what |
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Got my finger on the trigger |
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Whatever that's supposed to mean |
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Got my thumb caught in between the door |
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After which I screamed |
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It only hurts now when I suck it |
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What else can I tell you |
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Well its very sad to think you had |
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More money than good sense |
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Now you've lost it all your back to call |
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On me you're oldest friend |
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I'm not a man who minces words |
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And if that sounds absurd |
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So what |
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Even if it's likely to become the flavour of the year |
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Demonstrating for the right to work is work that is sincere |
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There ain't no pride in being idle |
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What else can I tell you |
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Well I've been described as looking like a nothing of a man |
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Had my work reviewed by critics who dismiss me out of hand |
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They say I'm middle of the road I say if that is so |
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So what |
