十一哥(问答) 歌词

歌曲	十一哥(问答)
歌手	张帝
专辑	现场回答观众问题专辑
下载	Image LRC TXT

[02:30.546]	这位朋友你问张帝
[02:34.469]	让我把台湾新加坡来比一比
[02:37.842]	比什么
[02:40.102]	你让我来那比一比
[02:43.303]	台湾新加坡
[02:45.650]	哪边的小姐比较好
[02:48.905]	现在告诉你告诉你
[02:55.019]	台湾小姐温柔美丽
[02:58.743]	新加坡小姐也让人迷
[03:02.220]	我不骗你
[03:04.369]	只要小姐她会欢喜哪里都好的
[03:10.077]	你脑筋天天都想小姐
[03:13.309]	原来那比个就是你
[03:19.405]	这位朋友你要问张帝
[03:23.119]	什么叫做那马杀鸡
[03:26.407]	嘿嘿真有趣
[03:28.768]	马杀鸡本来是一句英语
[03:31.981]	就是你身上
[03:34.405]	哪里感觉到痛痛的
[03:37.546]	她摸摸你就没问题
[03:43.680]	要马杀鸡是很容易
[03:47.470]	到马杀鸡院里就可以
[03:50.851]	我告诉你
[03:53.055]	要找就要找那正常的
[03:56.320]	我不骗你
[03:58.754]	假如你找到那乱马的
[04:01.881]	可能马两下害死你
[04:08.058]	这位小姐你问张帝
[04:11.822]	问我的太太是美不美丽
[04:15.420]	还真美丽
[04:17.386]	我当然感觉到她美丽
[04:20.627]	才会把她讨
[04:23.002]	回到我的那家里去
[04:26.149]	生活在一起在一起
[04:32.338]	太太美不美丽没关系
[04:36.115]	只要她良心好就可以
[04:39.517]	我不骗你
[04:41.705]	讨太太要讨着良母贤妻
[04:44.871]	才最重要的
[04:47.232]	小姐你是不是对我有兴趣
[04:50.456]	我就马上夸你道谢意
[04:56.332]	这位朋友你问张帝
[05:00.275]	我们兄弟两人脸孔不同的
[05:03.729]	我告诉你
[05:05.946]	兄弟脸孔本来都不一样
[05:09.167]	很少相像的
[05:11.607]	就算两个人差不多
[05:14.720]	你要看仔细也不同的
[05:20.959]	你说我爸爸妈妈有问题
[05:24.644]	我看这个问题没有道理
[05:28.108]	我告诉你
[05:30.217]	是不是你自己的家里
[05:33.426]	爸爸换来换去
[05:35.843]	所以你们家里的兄弟
[05:39.007]	不一样才想到这问题
[05:45.216]	这位朋友实在没出息
[05:48.666]	你怎么想到自杀的问题
[05:52.411]	绝对不可以
[05:54.489]	这个世界是很美丽
[05:57.684]	应该活下去
[06:00.020]	你问我用长枪用短枪
[06:03.271]	最好把你枪来收起
[06:09.414]	虽然你自己要杀自己
[06:13.201]	可是你没有这个权利
[06:16.611]	我劝告你
[06:18.784]	身体是你父母给你的
[06:21.980]	应该要爱惜
[06:24.397]	而且世上没有什么不如意
[06:27.574]	你要靠自己来处理
[06:33.689]	各位朋友我唱到这里
[06:37.433]	胡说八道你别生气
[06:40.711]	我对不起
[06:43.043]	假如有些地方得罪了你
[06:46.454]	我在开玩笑
[06:48.586]	希望大家都笑眯眯
[06:51.884]	能够把烦恼都忘记
[06:57.917]	这次来到了新加坡
[07:01.696]	明天就要来离开你
[07:05.147]	我怀念你
[07:07.332]	各位对我也有情意
[07:10.471]	我也难忘记
[07:12.906]	希望下次还有机会
[07:16.163]	能到新加坡再见你

[02:30.546]	zhe wei peng you ni wen zhang di
[02:34.469]	rang wo ba tai wan xin jia po lai bi yi bi
[02:37.842]	bi shen me
[02:40.102]	ni rang wo lai na bi yi bi
[02:43.303]	tai wan xin jia po
[02:45.650]	na bian de xiao jie bi jiao hao
[02:48.905]	xian zai gao su ni gao su ni
[02:55.019]	tai wan xiao jie wen rou mei li
[02:58.743]	xin jia po xiao jie ye rang ren mi
[03:02.220]	wo bu pian ni
[03:04.369]	zhi yao xiao jie ta hui huan xi na li dou hao de
[03:10.077]	ni nao jin tian tian du xiang xiao jie
[03:13.309]	yuan lai na bi ge jiu shi ni
[03:19.405]	zhe wei peng you ni yao wen zhang di
[03:23.119]	shen me jiao zuo na ma sha ji
[03:26.407]	hei hei zhen you qu
[03:28.768]	ma sha ji ben lai shi yi ju ying yu
[03:31.981]	jiu shi ni shen shang
[03:34.405]	na li gan jue dao tong tong de
[03:37.546]	ta mo mo ni jiu mei wen ti
[03:43.680]	yao ma sha ji shi hen rong yi
[03:47.470]	dao ma sha ji yuan li jiu ke yi
[03:50.851]	wo gao su ni
[03:53.055]	yao zhao jiu yao zhao na zheng chang de
[03:56.320]	wo bu pian ni
[03:58.754]	jia ru ni zhao dao na luan ma de
[04:01.881]	ke neng ma liang xia hai si ni
[04:08.058]	zhe wei xiao jie ni wen zhang di
[04:11.822]	wen wo de tai tai shi mei bu mei li
[04:15.420]	hai zhen mei li
[04:17.386]	wo dang ran gan jue dao ta mei li
[04:20.627]	cai hui ba ta tao
[04:23.002]	hui dao wo de na jia li qu
[04:26.149]	sheng huo zai yi qi zai yi qi
[04:32.338]	tai tai mei bu mei li mei guan xi
[04:36.115]	zhi yao ta liang xin hao jiu ke yi
[04:39.517]	wo bu pian ni
[04:41.705]	tao tai tai yao tao zhe liang mu xian qi
[04:44.871]	cai zui zhong yao de
[04:47.232]	xiao jie ni shi bu shi dui wo you xing qu
[04:50.456]	wo jiu ma shang kua ni dao xie yi
[04:56.332]	zhe wei peng you ni wen zhang di
[05:00.275]	wo men xiong di liang ren lian kong bu tong de
[05:03.729]	wo gao su ni
[05:05.946]	xiong di lian kong ben lai dou bu yi yang
[05:09.167]	hen shao xiang xiang de
[05:11.607]	jiu suan liang ge ren cha bu duo
[05:14.720]	ni yao kan zi xi ye bu tong de
[05:20.959]	ni shuo wo ba ba ma ma you wen ti
[05:24.644]	wo kan zhe ge wen ti mei you dao li
[05:28.108]	wo gao su ni
[05:30.217]	shi bu shi ni zi ji de jia li
[05:33.426]	ba ba huan lai huan qu
[05:35.843]	suo yi ni men jia li de xiong di
[05:39.007]	bu yi yang cai xiang dao zhe wen ti
[05:45.216]	zhe wei peng you shi zai mei chu xi
[05:48.666]	ni zen me xiang dao zi sha de wen ti
[05:52.411]	jue dui bu ke yi
[05:54.489]	zhe ge shi jie shi hen mei li
[05:57.684]	ying gai huo xia qu
[06:00.020]	ni wen wo yong chang qiang yong duan qiang
[06:03.271]	zui hao ba ni qiang lai shou qi
[06:09.414]	sui ran ni zi ji yao sha zi ji
[06:13.201]	ke shi ni mei you zhe ge quan li
[06:16.611]	wo quan gao ni
[06:18.784]	shen ti shi ni fu mu gei ni de
[06:21.980]	ying gai yao ai xi
[06:24.397]	er qie shi shang mei you shen me bu ru yi
[06:27.574]	ni yao kao zi ji lai chu li
[06:33.689]	ge wei peng you wo chang dao zhe li
[06:37.433]	hu shuo ba dao ni bie sheng qi
[06:40.711]	wo dui bu qi
[06:43.043]	jia ru you xie di fang de zui le ni
[06:46.454]	wo zai kai wan xiao
[06:48.586]	xi wang da jia dou xiao mi mi
[06:51.884]	neng gou ba fan nao dou wang ji
[06:57.917]	zhe ci lai dao le xin jia po
[07:01.696]	ming tian jiu yao lai li kai ni
[07:05.147]	wo huai nian ni
[07:07.332]	ge wei dui wo ye you qing yi
[07:10.471]	wo ye nan wang ji
[07:12.906]	xi wang xia ci hai you ji hui
[07:16.163]	neng dao xin jia po zai jian ni

[02:30.546]	zhè wèi péng yǒu nǐ wèn zhāng dì
[02:34.469]	ràng wǒ bǎ tái wān xīn jiā pō lái bǐ yī bǐ
[02:37.842]	bǐ shén me
[02:40.102]	nǐ ràng wǒ lái nà bǐ yī bǐ
[02:43.303]	tái wān xīn jiā pō
[02:45.650]	nǎ bian de xiǎo jiě bǐ jiào hǎo
[02:48.905]	xiàn zài gào sù nǐ gào sù nǐ
[02:55.019]	tái wān xiǎo jiě wēn róu měi lì
[02:58.743]	xīn jiā pō xiǎo jiě yě ràng rén mí
[03:02.220]	wǒ bù piàn nǐ
[03:04.369]	zhǐ yào xiǎo jiě tā huì huān xǐ nǎ lǐ dōu hǎo de
[03:10.077]	nǐ nǎo jīn tiān tiān dū xiǎng xiǎo jiě
[03:13.309]	yuán lái nà bǐ gè jiù shì nǐ
[03:19.405]	zhè wèi péng yǒu nǐ yào wèn zhāng dì
[03:23.119]	shén me jiào zuò nà mǎ shā jī
[03:26.407]	hēi hēi zhēn yǒu qù
[03:28.768]	mǎ shā jī běn lái shì yī jù yīng yǔ
[03:31.981]	jiù shì nǐ shēn shàng
[03:34.405]	nǎ lǐ gǎn jué dào tòng tòng de
[03:37.546]	tā mō mō nǐ jiù méi wèn tí
[03:43.680]	yào mǎ shā jī shì hěn róng yì
[03:47.470]	dào mǎ shā jī yuàn lǐ jiù kě yǐ
[03:50.851]	wǒ gào sù nǐ
[03:53.055]	yào zhǎo jiù yào zhǎo nà zhèng cháng de
[03:56.320]	wǒ bù piàn nǐ
[03:58.754]	jiǎ rú nǐ zhǎo dào nà luàn mǎ de
[04:01.881]	kě néng mǎ liǎng xià hài sǐ nǐ
[04:08.058]	zhè wèi xiǎo jiě nǐ wèn zhāng dì
[04:11.822]	wèn wǒ de tài tài shì měi bù měi lì
[04:15.420]	hái zhēn měi lì
[04:17.386]	wǒ dāng rán gǎn jué dào tā měi lì
[04:20.627]	cái huì bǎ tā tǎo
[04:23.002]	huí dào wǒ de nà jiā lǐ qù
[04:26.149]	shēng huó zài yì qǐ zài yì qǐ
[04:32.338]	tài tài měi bù měi lì méi guān xì
[04:36.115]	zhǐ yào tā liáng xīn hǎo jiù kě yǐ
[04:39.517]	wǒ bù piàn nǐ
[04:41.705]	tǎo tài tài yào tǎo zhe liáng mǔ xián qī
[04:44.871]	cái zuì zhòng yào de
[04:47.232]	xiǎo jiě nǐ shì bú shì duì wǒ yǒu xìng qù
[04:50.456]	wǒ jiù mǎ shàng kuā nǐ dào xiè yì
[04:56.332]	zhè wèi péng yǒu nǐ wèn zhāng dì
[05:00.275]	wǒ men xiōng dì liǎng rén liǎn kǒng bù tóng de
[05:03.729]	wǒ gào sù nǐ
[05:05.946]	xiōng dì liǎn kǒng běn lái dōu bù yí yàng
[05:09.167]	hěn shào xiāng xiàng de
[05:11.607]	jiù suàn liǎng gè rén chà bù duō
[05:14.720]	nǐ yào kàn zǐ xì yě bù tóng de
[05:20.959]	nǐ shuō wǒ bà bà mā mā yǒu wèn tí
[05:24.644]	wǒ kàn zhè gè wèn tí méi yǒu dào li
[05:28.108]	wǒ gào sù nǐ
[05:30.217]	shì bú shì nǐ zì jǐ de jiā lǐ
[05:33.426]	bà bà huàn lái huàn qù
[05:35.843]	suǒ yǐ nǐ men jiā lǐ de xiōng dì
[05:39.007]	bù yí yàng cái xiǎng dào zhè wèn tí
[05:45.216]	zhè wèi péng yǒu shí zài méi chū xī
[05:48.666]	nǐ zěn me xiǎng dào zì shā de wèn tí
[05:52.411]	jué duì bù kě yǐ
[05:54.489]	zhè gè shì jiè shì hěn měi lì
[05:57.684]	yīng gāi huó xià qù
[06:00.020]	nǐ wèn wǒ yòng cháng qiāng yòng duǎn qiāng
[06:03.271]	zuì hǎo bǎ nǐ qiāng lái shōu qǐ
[06:09.414]	suī rán nǐ zì jǐ yào shā zì jǐ
[06:13.201]	kě shì nǐ méi yǒu zhè gè quán lì
[06:16.611]	wǒ quàn gào nǐ
[06:18.784]	shēn tǐ shì nǐ fù mǔ gěi nǐ de
[06:21.980]	yīng gāi yào ài xī
[06:24.397]	ér qiě shì shàng méi yǒu shén me bù rú yì
[06:27.574]	nǐ yào kào zì jǐ lái chǔ lǐ
[06:33.689]	gè wèi péng yǒu wǒ chàng dào zhè lǐ
[06:37.433]	hú shuō bā dào nǐ bié shēng qì
[06:40.711]	wǒ duì bù qǐ
[06:43.043]	jiǎ rú yǒu xiē dì fāng dé zuì le nǐ
[06:46.454]	wǒ zài kāi wán xiào
[06:48.586]	xī wàng dà jiā dōu xiào mī mī
[06:51.884]	néng gòu bǎ fán nǎo dōu wàng jì
[06:57.917]	zhè cì lái dào le xīn jiā pō
[07:01.696]	míng tiān jiù yào lái lí kāi nǐ
[07:05.147]	wǒ huái niàn nǐ
[07:07.332]	gè wèi duì wǒ yě yǒu qíng yì
[07:10.471]	wǒ yě nán wàng jì
[07:12.906]	xī wàng xià cì hái yǒu jī huì
[07:16.163]	néng dào xīn jiā pō zài jiàn nǐ

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