| [00:01.54] | 渣~~~~~~~ |
| [00:03.36] | 渣~~~~~ |
| [00:05.09] | |
| [00:13.52] | 这星期 这星期 |
| [00:14.58] | 每天都宅家里 |
| [00:15.09] | 每天都是搞搞比利 搞搞小黄 搞搞俺妹 |
| [00:18.08] | 家里蹲大学屋里系 |
| [00:19.58] | |
| [00:19.75] | 之后我就变成了 |
| [00:21.01] | 大了大大大了个大光头（卧槽！） |
| [00:24.45] | |
| [00:25.51] | 小光头和大光头 |
| [00:26.97] | 光头的起因 就就就就是 都都都都是 说白就是 |
| [00:29.96] | 超——死宅！ |
| [00:31.47] | |
| [00:34.36] | 斯大林请不要离我而去！ |
| [00:40.33] | 雅蠛蝶库达赛！（我浑身难受！） |
| [00:43.26] | |
| [00:43.46] | 斯大林最近怎么不喜欢我？ |
| [00:46.44] | 我去找葛炮把问题说一说 |
| [00:49.37] | 葛炮忽然之间 |
| [00:51.15] | 似乎看穿一切 |
| [00:52.37] | 死宅怎么可能有女朋友呢？ |
| [00:55.60] | （我不艹你爸！） |
| [00:56.56] | |
| [00:56.87] | 别宅啦别宅啦 |
| [00:58.02] | 再宅就要宅死了 |
| [00:59.54] | 买抱枕 舔手办 |
| [01:01.02] | 不嫌浪费卷纸啊 |
| [01:02.43] | 别宅啦 （渣渣渣渣） |
| [01:04.00] | 稍微离开电脑下 |
| [01:05.47] | 难道你老婆就会死掉吗？！ |
| [01:08.20] | |
| [01:08.45] | 怪不得 怪不得 |
| [01:09.91] | 你也没有女朋友 |
| [01:11.44] | 只好就 辛苦了 |
| [01:12.91] | 你的小左和小右 |
| [01:14.43] | 别宅啦（渣渣渣渣） |
| [01:16.01] | 再宅别想脱单啦 |
| [01:17.42] | 就这样注定孤独一生吧！ |
| [01:20.05] | |
| [01:20.71] | 斯大林 飞过来！斯大林 飞过来！ |
| [01:23.64] | 斯大林啊我不宅了我们和好吧！ |
| [01:26.68] | 你死宅 尼玛死！你死宅 尼玛死！ |
| [01:29.66] | 你们两个都是死宅不用再争啦！ |
| [01:32.45] | |
| [01:33.96] | (接下来，就让我们进入精彩的动画片时间吧！）（都吃粪去） |
| [01:38.37] | |
| [01:38.67] | 自从我到自从我到河北省来 |
| [01:40.39] | 每天的任务就是收集各种各样的本子（好棒的！） |
| [01:44.75] | 最多的就是圆首的 |
| [01:46.43] | 另外还有炮姐的 |
| [01:48.00] | 但最喜欢的还是niconiconi~ |
| [01:50.58] | |
| [01:50.73] | 因为买本子太多 |
| [01:52.35] | 花光了国库不说 |
| [01:53.87] | 斯大林吃了醋还毁灭了第三帝国 |
| [01:56.70] | 部下们看不下去 |
| [01:58.32] | 绑着我乖乖站好 |
| [01:59.85] | 当我面把我的本子烧烧烧烧烧！ |
| [02:02.72] | |
| [02:05.41] | 我毕生心血求你们别再烧啦！ |
| [02:11.43] | 你要再宅你的手办也是我的啦！ |
| [02:14.46] | |
| [02:14.61] | 别宅啦 别宅啦 |
| [02:15.72] | 整天YY什么呢 |
| [02:17.15] | 搜种子 下里番 |
| [02:18.71] | 人送称号胡撸娃 |
| [02:20.28] | 你总说（渣渣渣渣） |
| [02:21.59] | 萝莉轻柔易推倒 |
| [02:22.96] | 你又没推倒过你扯个毛啊！ |
| [02:25.80] | |
| [02:26.05] | 死宅们 老是喊 |
| [02:27.57] | 现充都快去死吧 |
| [02:29.04] | 说到底 其实呀 |
| [02:30.56] | 你是嫉妒人家吧 |
| [02:32.07] | 你也想（渣渣渣渣） |
| [02:33.54] | 成为人生的赢家 |
| [02:35.06] | 结果却散落满地的纸巾啊！ |
| [02:37.84] | |
| [02:38.14] | （choir） |
| [03:01.85] | |
| [03:02.15] | 梦想萦绕的爱之净土 |
| [03:04.89] | 我心中的二次元 |
| [03:08.17] | 尽管生活中无法完美如愿 |
| [03:11.22] | 也要抬起头望着蓝天 |
| [03:15.15] | |
| [03:15.41] | 别笑了 说你呢 |
| [03:16.94] | 在屏幕前的你啊 |
| [03:18.30] | 是不是 宅家里 |
| [03:19.76] | 好几天没出门啦 |
| [03:21.23] | 别宅啦（渣渣渣渣） |
| [03:22.80] | 睁大你的钛金眼 |
| [03:24.72] | 看看窗户外美好的世界吧！ |
| [03:27.04] | |
| [03:27.25] | 吃不了 兜着走 |
| [03:28.72] | 说走啊咱就走 |
| [03:30.28] | 交几个 好朋（基）友 |
| [03:31.80] | 妹（汉）子也能泡到手 |
| [03:33.27] | let's go（渣渣渣渣） |
| [03:34.78] | 晒晒太阳吼一吼 |
| [03:36.25] | 回到家咱继续看寄生兽！ |
| [03:39.19] | 邂逅二次元无悔我此生！ |
| [03:43.55] | |
| [03:43.79] | 斯大林 好烦人 斯大林 好烦人 |
| [03:46.47] | 我给斯大林打电话为啥不接啊！ |
| [03:49.57] | 小朋友们大家好 我有吴克我自豪 |
| [03:52.55] | 不管他们秀恩爱我们回家看蓝猫！ |
| [03:55.88] |
| [00:01.54] | zha |
| [00:03.36] | zha |
| [00:05.09] | |
| [00:13.52] | zhe xing qi zhe xing qi |
| [00:14.58] | mei tian du zhai jia li |
| [00:15.09] | mei tian du shi gao gao bi li gao gao xiao huang gao gao an mei |
| [00:18.08] | jia li dun da xue wu li xi |
| [00:19.58] | |
| [00:19.75] | zhi hou wo jiu bian cheng le |
| [00:21.01] | da le da da da le ge da guang tou wo cao! |
| [00:24.45] | |
| [00:25.51] | xiao guang tou he da guang tou |
| [00:26.97] | guang tou de qi yin jiu jiu jiu jiu shi dou dou dou dou shi shuo bai jiu shi |
| [00:29.96] | chao si zhai! |
| [00:31.47] | |
| [00:34.36] | si da lin qing bu yao li wo er qu! |
| [00:40.33] | ya mie die ku da sai! wo hun shen nan shou! |
| [00:43.26] | |
| [00:43.46] | si da lin zui jin zen me bu xi huan wo? |
| [00:46.44] | wo qu zhao ge pao ba wen ti shuo yi shuo |
| [00:49.37] | ge pao hu ran zhi jian |
| [00:51.15] | si hu kan chuan yi qie |
| [00:52.37] | si zhai zen me ke neng you nv peng you ne? |
| [00:55.60] | wo bu cao ni ba! |
| [00:56.56] | |
| [00:56.87] | bie zhai la bie zhai la |
| [00:58.02] | zai zhai jiu yao zhai si le |
| [00:59.54] | mai bao zhen tian shou ban |
| [01:01.02] | bu xian lang fei juan zhi a |
| [01:02.43] | bie zhai la zha zha zha zha |
| [01:04.00] | shao wei li kai dian nao xia |
| [01:05.47] | nan dao ni lao po jiu hui si diao ma?! |
| [01:08.20] | |
| [01:08.45] | guai bu de guai bu de |
| [01:09.91] | ni ye mei you nv peng you |
| [01:11.44] | zhi hao jiu xin ku le |
| [01:12.91] | ni de xiao zuo he xiao you |
| [01:14.43] | bie zhai la zha zha zha zha |
| [01:16.01] | zai zhai bie xiang tuo dan la |
| [01:17.42] | jiu zhe yang zhu ding gu du yi sheng ba! |
| [01:20.05] | |
| [01:20.71] | si da lin fei guo lai! si da lin fei guo lai! |
| [01:23.64] | si da lin a wo bu zhai le wo men he hao ba! |
| [01:26.68] | ni si zhai ni ma si! ni si zhai ni ma si! |
| [01:29.66] | ni men liang ge dou shi si zhai bu yong zai zheng la! |
| [01:32.45] | |
| [01:33.96] | jie xia lai, jiu rang wo men jin ru jing cai de dong hua pian shi jian ba! dou chi fen qu |
| [01:38.37] | |
| [01:38.67] | zi cong wo dao zi cong wo dao he bei sheng lai |
| [01:40.39] | mei tian de ren wu jiu shi shou ji ge zhong ge yang de ben zi hao bang de! |
| [01:44.75] | zui duo de jiu shi yuan shou de |
| [01:46.43] | ling wai hai you pao jie de |
| [01:48.00] | dan zui xi huan de hai shi niconiconi |
| [01:50.58] | |
| [01:50.73] | yin wei mai ben zi tai duo |
| [01:52.35] | hua guang le guo ku bu shuo |
| [01:53.87] | si da lin chi le cu hai hui mie le di san di guo |
| [01:56.70] | bu xia men kan bu xia qu |
| [01:58.32] | bang zhe wo guai guai zhan hao |
| [01:59.85] | dang wo mian ba wo de ben zi shao shao shao shao shao! |
| [02:02.72] | |
| [02:05.41] | wo bi sheng xin xue qiu ni men bie zai shao la! |
| [02:11.43] | ni yao zai zhai ni de shou ban ye shi wo de la! |
| [02:14.46] | |
| [02:14.61] | bie zhai la bie zhai la |
| [02:15.72] | zheng tian YY shen me ne |
| [02:17.15] | sou zhong zi xia li fan |
| [02:18.71] | ren song cheng hao hu lu wa |
| [02:20.28] | ni zong shuo zha zha zha zha |
| [02:21.59] | luo li qing rou yi tui dao |
| [02:22.96] | ni you mei tui dao guo ni che ge mao a! |
| [02:25.80] | |
| [02:26.05] | si zhai men lao shi han |
| [02:27.57] | xian chong dou kuai qu si ba |
| [02:29.04] | shuo dao di qi shi ya |
| [02:30.56] | ni shi ji du ren jia ba |
| [02:32.07] | ni ye xiang zha zha zha zha |
| [02:33.54] | cheng wei ren sheng de ying jia |
| [02:35.06] | jie guo que san luo man di de zhi jin a! |
| [02:37.84] | |
| [02:38.14] | choir |
| [03:01.85] | |
| [03:02.15] | meng xiang ying rao de ai zhi jing tu |
| [03:04.89] | wo xin zhong de er ci yuan |
| [03:08.17] | jin guan sheng huo zhong wu fa wan mei ru yuan |
| [03:11.22] | ye yao tai qi tou wang zhe lan tian |
| [03:15.15] | |
| [03:15.41] | bie xiao le shuo ni ne |
| [03:16.94] | zai ping mu qian de ni a |
| [03:18.30] | shi bu shi zhai jia li |
| [03:19.76] | hao ji tian mei chu men la |
| [03:21.23] | bie zhai la zha zha zha zha |
| [03:22.80] | zheng da ni de tai jin yan |
| [03:24.72] | kan kan chuang hu wai mei hao de shi jie ba! |
| [03:27.04] | |
| [03:27.25] | chi bu liao dou zhe zou |
| [03:28.72] | shuo zou a zan jiu zou |
| [03:30.28] | jiao ji ge hao peng ji you |
| [03:31.80] | mei han zi ye neng pao dao shou |
| [03:33.27] | let' s go zha zha zha zha |
| [03:34.78] | shai shai tai yang hou yi hou |
| [03:36.25] | hui dao jia zan ji xu kan ji sheng shou! |
| [03:39.19] | xie hou er ci yuan wu hui wo ci sheng! |
| [03:43.55] | |
| [03:43.79] | si da lin hao fan ren si da lin hao fan ren |
| [03:46.47] | wo gei si da lin da dian hua wei sha bu jie a! |
| [03:49.57] | xiao peng you men da jia hao wo you wu ke wo zi hao |
| [03:52.55] | bu guan ta men xiu en ai wo men hui jia kan lan mao! |
| [03:55.88] |
| [00:01.54] | zhā |
| [00:03.36] | zhā |
| [00:05.09] | |
| [00:13.52] | zhè xīng qī zhè xīng qī |
| [00:14.58] | měi tiān dū zhái jiā lǐ |
| [00:15.09] | měi tiān dū shì gǎo gǎo bǐ lì gǎo gǎo xiǎo huáng gǎo gǎo ǎn mèi |
| [00:18.08] | jiā lǐ dūn dà xué wū lǐ xì |
| [00:19.58] | |
| [00:19.75] | zhī hòu wǒ jiù biàn chéng le |
| [00:21.01] | dà le dà dà dà le gè dà guāng tóu wò cáo! |
| [00:24.45] | |
| [00:25.51] | xiǎo guāng tóu hé dà guāng tóu |
| [00:26.97] | guāng tóu de qǐ yīn jiù jiù jiù jiù shì dōu dōu dōu dōu shì shuō bái jiù shì |
| [00:29.96] | chāo sǐ zhái! |
| [00:31.47] | |
| [00:34.36] | sī dà lín qǐng bú yào lí wǒ ér qù! |
| [00:40.33] | yǎ miè dié kù dá sài! wǒ hún shēn nán shòu! |
| [00:43.26] | |
| [00:43.46] | sī dà lín zuì jìn zěn me bù xǐ huān wǒ? |
| [00:46.44] | wǒ qù zhǎo gé pào bǎ wèn tí shuō yī shuō |
| [00:49.37] | gé pào hū rán zhī jiān |
| [00:51.15] | sì hū kàn chuān yī qiè |
| [00:52.37] | sǐ zhái zěn me kě néng yǒu nǚ péng yǒu ne? |
| [00:55.60] | wǒ bù cao nǐ bà! |
| [00:56.56] | |
| [00:56.87] | bié zhái la bié zhái la |
| [00:58.02] | zài zhái jiù yào zhái sǐ le |
| [00:59.54] | mǎi bào zhěn tiǎn shǒu bàn |
| [01:01.02] | bù xián làng fèi juǎn zhǐ a |
| [01:02.43] | bié zhái la zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [01:04.00] | shāo wēi lí kāi diàn nǎo xià |
| [01:05.47] | nán dào nǐ lǎo pó jiù huì sǐ diào ma?! |
| [01:08.20] | |
| [01:08.45] | guài bù dé guài bù dé |
| [01:09.91] | nǐ yě méi yǒu nǚ péng yǒu |
| [01:11.44] | zhǐ hǎo jiù xīn kǔ le |
| [01:12.91] | nǐ de xiǎo zuǒ hé xiǎo yòu |
| [01:14.43] | bié zhái la zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [01:16.01] | zài zhái bié xiǎng tuō dān la |
| [01:17.42] | jiù zhè yàng zhù dìng gū dú yī shēng ba! |
| [01:20.05] | |
| [01:20.71] | sī dà lín fēi guò lái! sī dà lín fēi guò lái! |
| [01:23.64] | sī dà lín a wǒ bù zhái le wǒ men hé hǎo ba! |
| [01:26.68] | nǐ sǐ zhái ní mǎ sǐ! nǐ sǐ zhái ní mǎ sǐ! |
| [01:29.66] | nǐ men liǎng gè dōu shì sǐ zhái bù yòng zài zhēng la! |
| [01:32.45] | |
| [01:33.96] | jiē xià lái, jiù ràng wǒ men jìn rù jīng cǎi de dòng huà piān shí jiān ba! dōu chī fèn qù |
| [01:38.37] | |
| [01:38.67] | zì cóng wǒ dào zì cóng wǒ dào hé běi shěng lái |
| [01:40.39] | měi tiān de rèn wù jiù shì shōu jí gè zhǒng gè yàng de běn zi hǎo bàng de! |
| [01:44.75] | zuì duō de jiù shì yuán shǒu de |
| [01:46.43] | lìng wài hái yǒu pào jiě de |
| [01:48.00] | dàn zuì xǐ huān de hái shì niconiconi |
| [01:50.58] | |
| [01:50.73] | yīn wèi mǎi běn zi tài duō |
| [01:52.35] | huā guāng le guó kù bù shuō |
| [01:53.87] | sī dà lín chī le cù hái huǐ miè le dì sān dì guó |
| [01:56.70] | bù xià men kàn bù xià qù |
| [01:58.32] | bǎng zhe wǒ guāi guāi zhàn hǎo |
| [01:59.85] | dāng wǒ miàn bǎ wǒ de běn zi shāo shāo shāo shāo shāo! |
| [02:02.72] | |
| [02:05.41] | wǒ bì shēng xīn xuè qiú nǐ men bié zài shāo la! |
| [02:11.43] | nǐ yào zài zhái nǐ de shǒu bàn yě shì wǒ de la! |
| [02:14.46] | |
| [02:14.61] | bié zhái la bié zhái la |
| [02:15.72] | zhěng tiān YY shén me ne |
| [02:17.15] | sōu zhǒng zi xià lǐ fān |
| [02:18.71] | rén sòng chēng hào hú lū wá |
| [02:20.28] | nǐ zǒng shuō zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [02:21.59] | luó lì qīng róu yì tuī dǎo |
| [02:22.96] | nǐ yòu méi tuī dǎo guò nǐ chě gè máo a! |
| [02:25.80] | |
| [02:26.05] | sǐ zhái men lǎo shì hǎn |
| [02:27.57] | xiàn chōng dōu kuài qù sǐ ba |
| [02:29.04] | shuō dào dǐ qí shí ya |
| [02:30.56] | nǐ shì jí dù rén jiā ba |
| [02:32.07] | nǐ yě xiǎng zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [02:33.54] | chéng wéi rén shēng de yíng jiā |
| [02:35.06] | jié guǒ què sàn luò mǎn dì de zhǐ jīn a! |
| [02:37.84] | |
| [02:38.14] | choir |
| [03:01.85] | |
| [03:02.15] | mèng xiǎng yíng rào de ài zhī jìng tǔ |
| [03:04.89] | wǒ xīn zhōng de èr cì yuán |
| [03:08.17] | jǐn guǎn shēng huó zhōng wú fǎ wán měi rú yuàn |
| [03:11.22] | yě yào tái qǐ tóu wàng zhe lán tiān |
| [03:15.15] | |
| [03:15.41] | bié xiào le shuō nǐ ne |
| [03:16.94] | zài píng mù qián de nǐ a |
| [03:18.30] | shì bú shì zhái jiā lǐ |
| [03:19.76] | hǎo jǐ tiān méi chū mén la |
| [03:21.23] | bié zhái la zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [03:22.80] | zhēng dà nǐ de tài jīn yǎn |
| [03:24.72] | kàn kàn chuāng hù wài měi hǎo de shì jiè ba! |
| [03:27.04] | |
| [03:27.25] | chī bù liǎo dōu zhe zǒu |
| [03:28.72] | shuō zǒu a zán jiù zǒu |
| [03:30.28] | jiāo jǐ gè hǎo péng jī yǒu |
| [03:31.80] | mèi hàn zi yě néng pào dào shǒu |
| [03:33.27] | let' s go zhā zhā zhā zhā |
| [03:34.78] | shài shài tài yáng hǒu yī hǒu |
| [03:36.25] | huí dào jiā zán jì xù kàn jì shēng shòu! |
| [03:39.19] | xiè hòu èr cì yuán wú huǐ wǒ cǐ shēng! |
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| [03:43.79] | sī dà lín hǎo fán rén sī dà lín hǎo fán rén |
| [03:46.47] | wǒ gěi sī dà lín dǎ diàn huà wèi shà bù jiē a! |
| [03:49.57] | xiǎo péng yǒu men dà jiā hǎo wǒ yǒu wú kè wǒ zì háo |
| [03:52.55] | bù guǎn tā men xiù ēn ài wǒ men huí jiā kàn lán māo! |
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