元首的死宅百景

元首的死宅百景 歌词

歌曲 元首的死宅百景
歌手 元首
专辑 热门华语280
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[00:01.54] 渣~~~~~~~
[00:03.36] 渣~~~~~
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[00:13.52] 这星期 这星期
[00:14.58] 每天都宅家里
[00:15.09] 每天都是搞搞比利 搞搞小黄 搞搞俺妹
[00:18.08] 家里蹲大学屋里系
[00:19.58]
[00:19.75] 之后我就变成了
[00:21.01] 大了大大大了个大光头(卧槽!)
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[00:25.51] 小光头和大光头
[00:26.97] 光头的起因 就就就就是 都都都都是 说白就是
[00:29.96] 超——死宅!
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[00:34.36] 斯大林请不要离我而去!
[00:40.33] 雅蠛蝶库达赛!(我浑身难受!)
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[00:43.46] 斯大林最近怎么不喜欢我?
[00:46.44] 我去找葛炮把问题说一说
[00:49.37] 葛炮忽然之间
[00:51.15] 似乎看穿一切
[00:52.37] 死宅怎么可能有女朋友呢?
[00:55.60] (我不艹你爸!)
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[00:56.87] 别宅啦别宅啦
[00:58.02] 再宅就要宅死了
[00:59.54] 买抱枕 舔手办
[01:01.02] 不嫌浪费卷纸啊
[01:02.43] 别宅啦 (渣渣渣渣)
[01:04.00] 稍微离开电脑下
[01:05.47] 难道你老婆就会死掉吗?!
[01:08.20]
[01:08.45] 怪不得 怪不得
[01:09.91] 你也没有女朋友
[01:11.44] 只好就 辛苦了
[01:12.91] 你的小左和小右
[01:14.43] 别宅啦(渣渣渣渣)
[01:16.01] 再宅别想脱单啦
[01:17.42] 就这样注定孤独一生吧!
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[01:20.71] 斯大林 飞过来!斯大林 飞过来!
[01:23.64] 斯大林啊我不宅了我们和好吧!
[01:26.68] 你死宅 尼玛死!你死宅 尼玛死!
[01:29.66] 你们两个都是死宅不用再争啦!
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[01:33.96] (接下来,就让我们进入精彩的动画片时间吧!)(都吃粪去)
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[01:38.67] 自从我到自从我到河北省来
[01:40.39] 每天的任务就是收集各种各样的本子(好棒的!)
[01:44.75] 最多的就是圆首的
[01:46.43] 另外还有炮姐的
[01:48.00] 但最喜欢的还是niconiconi~
[01:50.58]
[01:50.73] 因为买本子太多
[01:52.35] 花光了国库不说
[01:53.87] 斯大林吃了醋还毁灭了第三帝国
[01:56.70] 部下们看不下去
[01:58.32] 绑着我乖乖站好
[01:59.85] 当我面把我的本子烧烧烧烧烧!
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[02:05.41] 我毕生心血求你们别再烧啦!
[02:11.43] 你要再宅你的手办也是我的啦!
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[02:14.61] 别宅啦 别宅啦
[02:15.72] 整天YY什么呢
[02:17.15] 搜种子 下里番
[02:18.71] 人送称号胡撸娃
[02:20.28] 你总说(渣渣渣渣)
[02:21.59] 萝莉轻柔易推倒
[02:22.96] 你又没推倒过你扯个毛啊!
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[02:26.05] 死宅们 老是喊
[02:27.57] 现充都快去死吧
[02:29.04] 说到底 其实呀
[02:30.56] 你是嫉妒人家吧
[02:32.07] 你也想(渣渣渣渣)
[02:33.54] 成为人生的赢家
[02:35.06] 结果却散落满地的纸巾啊!
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[02:38.14] (choir)
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[03:02.15] 梦想萦绕的爱之净土
[03:04.89] 我心中的二次元
[03:08.17] 尽管生活中无法完美如愿
[03:11.22] 也要抬起头望着蓝天
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[03:15.41] 别笑了 说你呢
[03:16.94] 在屏幕前的你啊
[03:18.30] 是不是 宅家里
[03:19.76] 好几天没出门啦
[03:21.23] 别宅啦(渣渣渣渣)
[03:22.80] 睁大你的钛金眼
[03:24.72] 看看窗户外美好的世界吧!
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[03:27.25] 吃不了 兜着走
[03:28.72] 说走啊咱就走
[03:30.28] 交几个 好朋(基)友
[03:31.80] 妹(汉)子也能泡到手
[03:33.27] let's go(渣渣渣渣)
[03:34.78] 晒晒太阳吼一吼
[03:36.25] 回到家咱继续看寄生兽!
[03:39.19] 邂逅二次元无悔我此生!
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[03:43.79] 斯大林 好烦人 斯大林 好烦人
[03:46.47] 我给斯大林打电话为啥不接啊!
[03:49.57] 小朋友们大家好 我有吴克我自豪
[03:52.55] 不管他们秀恩爱我们回家看蓝猫!
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[00:01.54] zha
[00:03.36] zha
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[00:13.52] zhe xing qi zhe xing qi
[00:14.58] mei tian du zhai jia li
[00:15.09] mei tian du shi gao gao bi li gao gao xiao huang gao gao an mei
[00:18.08] jia li dun da xue wu li xi
[00:19.58]
[00:19.75] zhi hou wo jiu bian cheng le
[00:21.01] da le da da da le ge da guang tou wo cao!
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[00:25.51] xiao guang tou he da guang tou
[00:26.97] guang tou de qi yin jiu jiu jiu jiu shi dou dou dou dou shi shuo bai jiu shi
[00:29.96] chao si zhai!
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[00:34.36] si da lin qing bu yao li wo er qu!
[00:40.33] ya mie die ku da sai! wo hun shen nan shou!
[00:43.26]
[00:43.46] si da lin zui jin zen me bu xi huan wo?
[00:46.44] wo qu zhao ge pao ba wen ti shuo yi shuo
[00:49.37] ge pao hu ran zhi jian
[00:51.15] si hu kan chuan yi qie
[00:52.37] si zhai zen me ke neng you nv peng you ne?
[00:55.60] wo bu cao ni ba!
[00:56.56]
[00:56.87] bie zhai la bie zhai la
[00:58.02] zai zhai jiu yao zhai si le
[00:59.54] mai bao zhen tian shou ban
[01:01.02] bu xian lang fei juan zhi a
[01:02.43] bie zhai la zha zha zha zha
[01:04.00] shao wei li kai dian nao xia
[01:05.47] nan dao ni lao po jiu hui si diao ma?!
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[01:08.45] guai bu de guai bu de
[01:09.91] ni ye mei you nv peng you
[01:11.44] zhi hao jiu xin ku le
[01:12.91] ni de xiao zuo he xiao you
[01:14.43] bie zhai la zha zha zha zha
[01:16.01] zai zhai bie xiang tuo dan la
[01:17.42] jiu zhe yang zhu ding gu du yi sheng ba!
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[01:20.71] si da lin fei guo lai! si da lin fei guo lai!
[01:23.64] si da lin a wo bu zhai le wo men he hao ba!
[01:26.68] ni si zhai ni ma si! ni si zhai ni ma si!
[01:29.66] ni men liang ge dou shi si zhai bu yong zai zheng la!
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[01:33.96] jie xia lai, jiu rang wo men jin ru jing cai de dong hua pian shi jian ba! dou chi fen qu
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[01:38.67] zi cong wo dao zi cong wo dao he bei sheng lai
[01:40.39] mei tian de ren wu jiu shi shou ji ge zhong ge yang de ben zi hao bang de!
[01:44.75] zui duo de jiu shi yuan shou de
[01:46.43] ling wai hai you pao jie de
[01:48.00] dan zui xi huan de hai shi niconiconi
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[01:50.73] yin wei mai ben zi tai duo
[01:52.35] hua guang le guo ku bu shuo
[01:53.87] si da lin chi le cu hai hui mie le di san di guo
[01:56.70] bu xia men kan bu xia qu
[01:58.32] bang zhe wo guai guai zhan hao
[01:59.85] dang wo mian ba wo de ben zi shao shao shao shao shao!
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[02:05.41] wo bi sheng xin xue qiu ni men bie zai shao la!
[02:11.43] ni yao zai zhai ni de shou ban ye shi wo de la!
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[02:14.61] bie zhai la bie zhai la
[02:15.72] zheng tian YY shen me ne
[02:17.15] sou zhong zi xia li fan
[02:18.71] ren song cheng hao hu lu wa
[02:20.28] ni zong shuo zha zha zha zha
[02:21.59] luo li qing rou yi tui dao
[02:22.96] ni you mei tui dao guo ni che ge mao a!
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[02:26.05] si zhai men lao shi han
[02:27.57] xian chong dou kuai qu si ba
[02:29.04] shuo dao di qi shi ya
[02:30.56] ni shi ji du ren jia ba
[02:32.07] ni ye xiang zha zha zha zha
[02:33.54] cheng wei ren sheng de ying jia
[02:35.06] jie guo que san luo man di de zhi jin a!
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[02:38.14] choir
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[03:02.15] meng xiang ying rao de ai zhi jing tu
[03:04.89] wo xin zhong de er ci yuan
[03:08.17] jin guan sheng huo zhong wu fa wan mei ru yuan
[03:11.22] ye yao tai qi tou wang zhe lan tian
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[03:15.41] bie xiao le shuo ni ne
[03:16.94] zai ping mu qian de ni a
[03:18.30] shi bu shi zhai jia li
[03:19.76] hao ji tian mei chu men la
[03:21.23] bie zhai la zha zha zha zha
[03:22.80] zheng da ni de tai jin yan
[03:24.72] kan kan chuang hu wai mei hao de shi jie ba!
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[03:27.25] chi bu liao dou zhe zou
[03:28.72] shuo zou a zan jiu zou
[03:30.28] jiao ji ge hao peng ji you
[03:31.80] mei han zi ye neng pao dao shou
[03:33.27] let' s go zha zha zha zha
[03:34.78] shai shai tai yang hou yi hou
[03:36.25] hui dao jia zan ji xu kan ji sheng shou!
[03:39.19] xie hou er ci yuan wu hui wo ci sheng!
[03:43.55]
[03:43.79] si da lin hao fan ren si da lin hao fan ren
[03:46.47] wo gei si da lin da dian hua wei sha bu jie a!
[03:49.57] xiao peng you men da jia hao wo you wu ke wo zi hao
[03:52.55] bu guan ta men xiu en ai wo men hui jia kan lan mao!
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[00:01.54] zhā
[00:03.36] zhā
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[00:13.52] zhè xīng qī zhè xīng qī
[00:14.58] měi tiān dū zhái jiā lǐ
[00:15.09] měi tiān dū shì gǎo gǎo bǐ lì gǎo gǎo xiǎo huáng gǎo gǎo ǎn mèi
[00:18.08] jiā lǐ dūn dà xué wū lǐ xì
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[00:19.75] zhī hòu wǒ jiù biàn chéng le
[00:21.01] dà le dà dà dà le gè dà guāng tóu wò cáo!
[00:24.45]
[00:25.51] xiǎo guāng tóu hé dà guāng tóu
[00:26.97] guāng tóu de qǐ yīn jiù jiù jiù jiù shì dōu dōu dōu dōu shì shuō bái jiù shì
[00:29.96] chāo sǐ zhái!
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[00:34.36] sī dà lín qǐng bú yào lí wǒ ér qù!
[00:40.33] yǎ miè dié kù dá sài! wǒ hún shēn nán shòu!
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[00:43.46] sī dà lín zuì jìn zěn me bù xǐ huān wǒ?
[00:46.44] wǒ qù zhǎo gé pào bǎ wèn tí shuō yī shuō
[00:49.37] gé pào hū rán zhī jiān
[00:51.15] sì hū kàn chuān yī qiè
[00:52.37] sǐ zhái zěn me kě néng yǒu nǚ péng yǒu ne?
[00:55.60] wǒ bù cao nǐ bà!
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[00:56.87] bié zhái la bié zhái la
[00:58.02] zài zhái jiù yào zhái sǐ le
[00:59.54] mǎi bào zhěn tiǎn shǒu bàn
[01:01.02] bù xián làng fèi juǎn zhǐ a
[01:02.43] bié zhái la zhā zhā zhā zhā
[01:04.00] shāo wēi lí kāi diàn nǎo xià
[01:05.47] nán dào nǐ lǎo pó jiù huì sǐ diào ma?!
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[01:08.45] guài bù dé guài bù dé
[01:09.91] nǐ yě méi yǒu nǚ péng yǒu
[01:11.44] zhǐ hǎo jiù xīn kǔ le
[01:12.91] nǐ de xiǎo zuǒ hé xiǎo yòu
[01:14.43] bié zhái la zhā zhā zhā zhā
[01:16.01] zài zhái bié xiǎng tuō dān la
[01:17.42] jiù zhè yàng zhù dìng gū dú yī shēng ba!
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[01:20.71] sī dà lín fēi guò lái! sī dà lín fēi guò lái!
[01:23.64] sī dà lín a wǒ bù zhái le wǒ men hé hǎo ba!
[01:26.68] nǐ sǐ zhái ní mǎ sǐ! nǐ sǐ zhái ní mǎ sǐ!
[01:29.66] nǐ men liǎng gè dōu shì sǐ zhái bù yòng zài zhēng la!
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[01:33.96] jiē xià lái, jiù ràng wǒ men jìn rù jīng cǎi de dòng huà piān shí jiān ba! dōu chī fèn qù
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[01:38.67] zì cóng wǒ dào zì cóng wǒ dào hé běi shěng lái
[01:40.39] měi tiān de rèn wù jiù shì shōu jí gè zhǒng gè yàng de běn zi hǎo bàng de!
[01:44.75] zuì duō de jiù shì yuán shǒu de
[01:46.43] lìng wài hái yǒu pào jiě de
[01:48.00] dàn zuì xǐ huān de hái shì niconiconi
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[01:50.73] yīn wèi mǎi běn zi tài duō
[01:52.35] huā guāng le guó kù bù shuō
[01:53.87] sī dà lín chī le cù hái huǐ miè le dì sān dì guó
[01:56.70] bù xià men kàn bù xià qù
[01:58.32] bǎng zhe wǒ guāi guāi zhàn hǎo
[01:59.85] dāng wǒ miàn bǎ wǒ de běn zi shāo shāo shāo shāo shāo!
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[02:05.41] wǒ bì shēng xīn xuè qiú nǐ men bié zài shāo la!
[02:11.43] nǐ yào zài zhái nǐ de shǒu bàn yě shì wǒ de la!
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[02:14.61] bié zhái la bié zhái la
[02:15.72] zhěng tiān YY shén me ne
[02:17.15] sōu zhǒng zi xià lǐ fān
[02:18.71] rén sòng chēng hào hú lū wá
[02:20.28] nǐ zǒng shuō zhā zhā zhā zhā
[02:21.59] luó lì qīng róu yì tuī dǎo
[02:22.96] nǐ yòu méi tuī dǎo guò nǐ chě gè máo a!
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[02:26.05] sǐ zhái men lǎo shì hǎn
[02:27.57] xiàn chōng dōu kuài qù sǐ ba
[02:29.04] shuō dào dǐ qí shí ya
[02:30.56] nǐ shì jí dù rén jiā ba
[02:32.07] nǐ yě xiǎng zhā zhā zhā zhā
[02:33.54] chéng wéi rén shēng de yíng jiā
[02:35.06] jié guǒ què sàn luò mǎn dì de zhǐ jīn a!
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[02:38.14] choir
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[03:02.15] mèng xiǎng yíng rào de ài zhī jìng tǔ
[03:04.89] wǒ xīn zhōng de èr cì yuán
[03:08.17] jǐn guǎn shēng huó zhōng wú fǎ wán měi rú yuàn
[03:11.22] yě yào tái qǐ tóu wàng zhe lán tiān
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[03:15.41] bié xiào le shuō nǐ ne
[03:16.94] zài píng mù qián de nǐ a
[03:18.30] shì bú shì zhái jiā lǐ
[03:19.76] hǎo jǐ tiān méi chū mén la
[03:21.23] bié zhái la zhā zhā zhā zhā
[03:22.80] zhēng dà nǐ de tài jīn yǎn
[03:24.72] kàn kàn chuāng hù wài měi hǎo de shì jiè ba!
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[03:27.25] chī bù liǎo dōu zhe zǒu
[03:28.72] shuō zǒu a zán jiù zǒu
[03:30.28] jiāo jǐ gè hǎo péng jī yǒu
[03:31.80] mèi hàn zi yě néng pào dào shǒu
[03:33.27] let' s go zhā zhā zhā zhā
[03:34.78] shài shài tài yáng hǒu yī hǒu
[03:36.25] huí dào jiā zán jì xù kàn jì shēng shòu!
[03:39.19] xiè hòu èr cì yuán wú huǐ wǒ cǐ shēng!
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[03:43.79] sī dà lín hǎo fán rén sī dà lín hǎo fán rén
[03:46.47] wǒ gěi sī dà lín dǎ diàn huà wèi shà bù jiē a!
[03:49.57] xiǎo péng yǒu men dà jiā hǎo wǒ yǒu wú kè wǒ zì háo
[03:52.55] bù guǎn tā men xiù ēn ài wǒ men huí jiā kàn lán māo!
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元首的死宅百景 歌词
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