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There is a girl outside my door |
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I don't know what she's here for |
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She's the star of the movies |
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Now she's looking right at me |
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Just like she does on T.V. |
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I tell her I'm her biggest fan |
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She tells me about her man |
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How he cheats and mistreats her |
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And how she can't see the future |
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Unless I kill him and his two lovers |
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There are two cops outside my door |
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Oh, I know what they're here for |
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I'm the one that they want |
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So I go out on the lawn |
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And tell them what went wrong |
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They take one long look at me |
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Start to laugh and say: |
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"There's a movie on my street" |
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And they're just directing the traffic |
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And protecting the Hollywood ending |
